What?
Shrimp?
Changsun Wuji thought to himself, "No, I'm being treated like a monkey again."
Chai Lingwu's reaction was a bit measured, but before he could understand it, the props and energy walls around them were scattered and cracked, and the two of them appeared in the Tai Chi Hall with stupid looks.
The ministers were shocked
Σ(°△°
They had no idea what was going on.
Only family members including Li Mingda, Murong Xue, Lin Dong, and Zhao Xiaomeng smiled strangely.
It was Li Mingda who led them to come up with this bad idea. Lao Li and Changsun found out about it just before the banquet started, with helpless expressions on their faces.
Li Chengqian, Li Tai, and Li Zhi were also shocked. They had no idea that Li Mingda was going to do such a thing.
The atmosphere was awkward for a while
Changsun Wuji trembled, while Chai Lingwu regained his composure.
"My lord, Chai Lingwu wishes your majesty, the emperor, the empress dowager, princes, and concubines a happy New Year."
Changsun Wuji heard Chai Lingwu's chanting, sobered up in an instant, and read along: "Sinner, Changsun Wuji wishes your majesty, the emperor, the empress dowager, the prince, and the noble concubine all my colleagues a happy new year."
It was a bit unexpected for the two of them to talk like this. Li Mingda originally wanted to see Changsun Wuji's rage, so he was a little disappointed.
Lao Li looked at Li Mingda and whispered: "Xiao Sizi, is that it?"
Li Mingda winked at Lao Li and replied softly: "Isn't it too easy to let them go?"
Lao Li: "They can't dance."
"Then let's play with the sword"
Forehead
It seems that his precious daughter, the Holy Emperor Mingzun of the Tang Dynasty, is not going to let them go easily. He nodded helplessly and smoothed things over: "I know that Wuji and Lingwu have a sword dance to give as a New Year gift. Come on, Duan Hong gets the props for you two."
Duanhong's brains, who were watching on the side, had many dark clues. Now Lao Li called to himself, feeling helpless: Master, I'll find some props for you.
Suddenly, he remembered the fake props wielded by the female dancers in King Qin's Formation Breaking Music. He walked out from Li Shimin's side, walked to the group of dancers, borrowed two props and handed them to Changsun Wuji and Chai Lingwu, and whispered before leaving. Remind them both.
"Perform a good performance and everything will be fine."
Duan Hong's voice was very low. He moved his lips slightly and blocked it with his movements. No one except Changsun Wuji and Chai Lingwu could hear him. This was a sound transmission technique.
Changsun Wuji and Chai Lingwu both have martial arts skills. They don't know how to perform, but they can still fight a few times.
The two grabbed the prop sword in their hands and looked at each other.
Chai Lingwu: As you said, she is too bad.
Changsun Wuji: Didn’t you know until now? It’s too late.
Chai Lingwu: Well, let’s get started. I can’t get through today without using a sword.
Changsun Wuji: You don’t have to say, let’s get started.
Hey
Haha
The two of them waved their prop swords, and the back-and-forth started in earnest.
The officials were stunned, especially the twelve secretaries who had never seen anything like this before.
The two endured the humiliation in their hearts and seriously practiced the sword moves they had learned against each other.
after the end
Hold each other's fists
"Accepted"
Li Mingda held a glass of wine and drank while watching. Looking at the other party's aggrieved look, he felt completely calm. He even wanted to eat braised chicken and rice.
These two guys are indeed people who are doing great things. It is easy to pay for such a joke like yours. No wonder you just fish in troubled waters with me because I don't kill you because of the face of your father and mother.
snort
Wait
We will have plenty of time in the future, so we will make you obediently confess all your dirty deeds. When the time comes, we will kill those who deserve to be killed and those who deserve to be buried.
After such a bad joke, Li Mingda still prepared seats for them. Otherwise, how could he bear everyone knowing their current situation? If anyone wants to contact them, there would be a platform. It is so difficult to enter the prison. , I have to create opportunities for them.
"You two, sit down on the seats next to each other and join the banquet together."
The two of them did not shirk, and followed the eunuch's instructions and took their places.
The officials watched what happened to the two of them, and Lao Li and Changsun also breathed a sigh of relief. Thanks to their hard work, they didn't do anything scandalous, otherwise this year's New Year would be a bustling event.
After the sword dance performance of the two ended, Li Mingda stood up and said New Year's greetings, then drank three glasses of wine with the ministers, and then the banquet officially began.
Simple
clear
The purpose is to celebrate the New Year happily
Li Mingda is not like those people whose feet are wrapped in stinky strips of cloth, which are stinky, long and do not even get to the point. As the spokesperson of the imperial state of the Tang Dynasty, his speech must be concise, clear and neat without any delay, otherwise he will If it distorts the atmosphere of the ruling class of the Tang Dynasty, it will become numb.
The song and dance performances that followed were all at the national level of the Tang Dynasty, and the performances were all amazing, especially the passionate performance of Murong Xue and Lin Dong playing the guzheng song "Quan Yu Tianxia" accompanied by a group of newly recruited big sisters.
Beautiful
Yo ho ho
Holding a glass of wine, Li Mingda watched with enthusiasm. While watching, he praised Rong Xue and Lin Dong: "Well done, you two won the first prize in this year's show."
Murong Xue and Lin Dong came over with smiles: "Then does your Majesty have any reward?"
“How about a glass of wine as a reward?”
"Gouzi, you are not sincere"
"Then I will turn over your sign tonight"
Murong Xue rolled her eyes: "It wasn't my brand that day, right?"
The two argued for a while, and then Li Mingda patted Murong Xue on the head: "I'll give you the latest Datang version of the Valkyrie armor test machine."
Murong Xue's eyes shone, she knew this thing well, it was a combination of the magical armor structure of Li Mingda's batch of Valkyrie Guards that she looked at with envy every day, and the latest combination of the Tang Dynasty's plate armor craftsmanship.
Full of violent aesthetics of fantasy series
pretty
Luxurious
Domineering
Jingui
A set of armor starts at 10,000 gold
And it is only the experimentally completed version of the first generation, which has the greatest collection value. It is not impossible to go to the battlefield, as long as you risk your own life.
There is a limit to Murong Xue's attempt to commit suicide. The prerequisite for committing suicide is that she knows that she cannot die. If she really sees that her posture is not right, as someone who considers herself to be extremely intelligent, she will definitely choose to retreat strategically to reorganize her forces. Fight again.
Yeah
Bar chi
Murong Xue gave the fake kiss: "You are still a dog, you understand me."
Lin Dong raised his paw: "Boss, what about me, where about me?"
Li Mingda thought for a while: "I'll give you a set of brushes and new paper, as well as a painter's drawing board. I will personally inscribe the special edition for you."
"It's better to be a boss, so I can have bragging rights again."
"Actually, you just want to draw a notebook, right?"
Faced with Zhao Xiaomeng's expose, Lin Dong teased her: "Are you jealous? Why don't you just dedicate everything you have to the great Ming Zun Holy Emperor and reach a beautiful agreement to never separate and spend time together?" Live a wonderful, happy and sweet life.”
Zhao Xiaomeng stretched out her hand and pinched Lin Dong's face: "You are the only one who can make the transaction so fresh and refined."
"La la la, you are smart, so don't pinch me. I can't even turn around and look back. I still have to rely on my face to make a living."
"No"
"I resisted"
"Afraid of you"
In the excitement, another year's New Year's Eve banquet of the Tang Dynasty came to an end, followed immediately by the annual Great Court Party.
To be continued
