Not knowing what his daughter was planning, the eldest grandson continued to work hard.
Murong Xue, who took Oscar on a tour of Chang'an City, is back. Because of what happened to Lao Wang's family last time, Murong Xue's reputation skyrocketed again.
Tough
Sturdy life without explanation
After entering, he went to report to Changsun first, then made trouble for Wu Jue and came to the side of Emperor Xianyu's dragon throne.
Glancing at Li Mingda, who had his eyes closed and the corners of his mouth raised as if he was happy, Murong Xue lay down next to Li Mingda's ear.
"Dog, your saliva is flowing out~!"
Subconsciously, he reached out and wiped the corners of his mouth.
I found my hands were dry
He opened his eyes and tugged at Murong Xue's little fat face: "Xiao Bai, are you skinny again? I will educate you and let you know what it means to be the head of the family, Sun Yifeng."
"The head of the family who hit Weiwei's hand with his face?"
"What kind of person is the head of the family? I've seen him kneeling on the ground playing PS and then shouting: I am the head of the family and I can do whatever I want~!"
Poof
Murong Xue really couldn't bear it anymore
"I have never seen this video. This big brother is such a man. His wife must be laughing so hard that her stomach hurts."
"Anyway, when I saw this, I was really happy when I heard her wife laughing."
"dog"
"What are you doing?"
"Were you a dog licker or a single person before?"
"Hey hey hey, I won't tell you"
"snort"
Suddenly remembering what happened today, Li Mingda patted Murong Xue's sign and said earnestly: "Xiao Bai, I feel that my mother has been very hard these days, so I decided to send some idle staff to help. What do you think~!"
Murong Xue immediately shook her head like a rattle: "I am not an idle worker. It is necessary for the king to patrol the territory."
"Tch, I don't know about you yet, but I plan to recruit some people to come in."
Murong Xue instantly thought of Li Mingda's intention, and she pouted angrily: "Good guys, aren't you just looking at us and looking for new ones~! Big pig's hooves~!"
bite
He bit into Li Mingda’s little fat hand.
Li Mingda looked at Murong Xue and rubbed her little fat face: "Xiao Bai, your hands are very thick, don't you feel like your teeth are clenching?"
"Woooooooo..."
"Okay then, it's up to you, or you can help me"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Otherwise, let's go to a recruitment site, which one do you choose?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"That's the second one, some test questions, nationwide auditions, recruitment of talents, only for girls."
"Bah, dog, what does your hand smell like~!"
"I just scratched my butt without washing my hands."
"Ugh~~!"
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Li Mingda smiled wildly
When she realized that she had been deceived by Li Mingda, Murong Xue was so angry that she took another bite.
Have fun for a while
The two began to prepare questions for this recruitment
As a cunning fox, Murong Xue has a wealth of knowledge about examination questions and is used to screen people.
Lin Dong was called again, and the two of them worked together to start the task of coming up with the question.
Together, they are both masters who are not afraid of serious troubles. As the Mingzun Saint Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, they have control over whatever they cause trouble, so they can just let them do whatever they want.
The two of them secretly studied together for three days.
Three sets of exam questions are released
Holding three copies of the test questions
Murong Xue and Lin Dong sternly explained to Li Mingda
"The test questions are divided into three levels, including moral, intellectual, physical, arithmetic, literature, geography, poetry, lyrics, songs, odes, beauty, beauty and scheming, a total of twelve parts. All auditions in the Tang Dynasty only require The simplest is one plus one, showing off a flower, how to deal with difficulties when encountering passers-by, etc."
"The second part is after the national competition. Although the state-level exam does not escape the twelve major events, the difficulty has increased, such as chicken and rabbit in the same cage, as well as basic green tea, scheming, and There are those who show off puppies, kittens, and hedgehogs, and are good at poetry, lyrics, and songs. They also need to be organized in dealing with daily affairs. You can just read the specific test questions yourself."
"The last one is to come to Chang'an City. Just like the imperial examination, the test questions here are much more difficult and the content is complicated. Because our basic arithmetic has not been popularized, these things have been deepened. If we don't do the main questions, the important thing is still in When it comes to dealing with affairs and interpersonal relationships, the most important thing is that there is a person who has a deeper sinister side, and the more he is right, the darker the person becomes."
Li Mingda took a look at the last one, poking around, and found some of the most familiar stories among them: "A woman saw a man she loved at her mother's funeral, but missed it, how to see him again."
Li Mingda pointed at this: "You have already brought up this kind of problem."
Murong Xue looked proud: "Don't look at this question, this has been improved by Lin Dong and I. The second part of the serious examination questions was seen at the funeral of his father, sister, brother and other relatives. That person"
"I know, isn't this the person who killed his relatives?"
"Gouzi, you really have learned a lot of tricks."
"How is that possible? I just read a lot of books."
"cut"
Lin Dong squatted aside with eyes wide open and almost burst into tears without blinking at all.
"Lin Dong, what are you worried about?"
"Ah, prepare to memorize it and draw it later in the book."
"Believe it or not, I will slap you"
(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)、
Lin Dong squatted down with his head in his hands: "That won't stop me from fantasizing about beautiful things."
reach out
Hold down Lin Dong
Then a burst of itching
Lin Dong laughed so hard that snot bubbled out of his nose. In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore and raised his hands in surrender: "Your Majesty, I was wrong. I don't dare to do it anymore. In fact, I just wanted to draw a four-frame comic or something."
"Are you sure you are not a painter?"
"no"
"Forgive you once"
"Thank you for your forgiveness, boss."
Pointing to the exam questions at three levels: "Xiaobai, you will be responsible for the exam. Allocate Jin Yiwei to supervise this matter. The yamen from all over the country have ordered them to be more honest. If anyone dares to attack the candidates secretly, If they do, I will send them to see their King of Hell."
"Yes, don't worry, there's never been a time when the things assigned to me, Murong Xue, have not been completed by me~!"
Li Mingda thought for a while and pulled Murong Xue's hair: "Don't worry, the exam content includes a set of martial arts events, as an independent assessment content, you can participate or not."
"ha?"
"I want to see if there are any high-end female military generals like Mu Guiying among the people, and then come up with nice titles to reward them."
"What, sounds good"
"The champion of martial arts is awarded the title of Valkyrie, and the number one in strategy is granted the title of Military Goddess"
Murong Xue raised her paw: "Can I participate? I really want this title~!"
Li Mingda pointed to the heroic girl outside the Tai Chi Hall, where Fang Tian painted a halberd for the first time: "Are you sure you can beat Qiling?"
Murong Xue bared her teeth and smiled: "Ha, I, Murong Xue, used to be known as Tuyuhun's invincible scimitar."
"How about I call her over and you two try?"
"Hmph, we rely on our intelligence to win. Anyway, there are strategies in martial arts, and we are smart people."
He rubbed Murong Xue's little fat face and said, "Go and discuss with Fang Xuanling. Let's prepare for the meeting."
“Good”
To be continued
