Li Mingda rubbed Wu Jue's little head: "Do you know you are wrong? This is to educate you. Just tell the truth in front of me."
After being educated again, Wu Jue became much more obedient and asked Li Mingda directly: "Your Majesty, can you bring me a Grammy?"
He ravaged Wu Xu's little fat face: "Zaduo, you want to follow Xiaobai in the ring."
Wu Jue complained with an aggrieved look: "She always brings Oskai to cause trouble for me."
Li Mingda: "So you want to wear the Grammy uniform Oscar"
Wu Jue nodded: "Yes."
Li Mingda patted Wu Wujue's little head and struck her: "Do you know why Xiaobai chose Oscar instead of Grammy?"
Wu Jue shook his head: "I don't know."
Li Mingda: "Don't look at the usual Grammy always scolding Oscar. Oscar is the head of the family at critical moments. Sun Dianjun, the guardian of the deep sea who washes dishes, is different, you know?"
Guardian of the Deep?
Sun Dianjun?
Wu Jue was confused: "Who is he? That god?"
Li Mingda gave him some popular science: "The old fairy with poisonous milk is a good friend. He is known as the identical twin dog Xihu Naked Twin, and holds the Trident of the Sea Emperor Atlantis. He is also nicknamed the God of Gamblers and the Family." Lord, I wash the dishes often."
Wu Jue was still confused and said he didn’t know what Li Mingda was going to say. Li Mingda patted Wu Jue’s head: “If you can wait 1,500 years, you can see me.”
1500 years to come?
Wu Jue felt that he was crazy. This was impossible.
Li Mingda took advantage of Wu Xu's confusion, reached out and picked up a skewer from the small charcoal stove, and stuffed it into her: "Eat it, this information is a bit big, you will know when you look back, the other party is still a master of mining. What Zuo Xian Youyuan you don’t understand?”
After fooling Wu Jue, Li Mingda started to attack skewers and iced wine.
Li Mingda had just started to eat less than half of the portion when Murong Xue, who seemed to have smelled it from afar, rushed in with Oscar in tow.
Oscar was caught by Grammy who was guarding the door, and then he was scolded and taken back to the nest. Murong Xue squatted down next to Li Mingda, grabbed him and ate it without any courtesy, and ate while muttering: "Oh, I Go, I’m exhausted today.”
Li Mingda asked her while eating: "Who did you bully again?"
Murong Xue also ate and complained: "I don't know what these aristocratic families have in their heads. They are dragging their families into the city of Chang'an. You can come as you wish. You don't know how to educate your own servants properly?" Servants, sons, grandsons, etc., actually came to our one-third acre of land to show off their power."
Li Mingda asked Murong Xue: "You didn't beat them up?"
Murong Xue: "Hit me, the other party doesn't have a long memory, okay? He actually teased us."
Li Mingda immediately threw the kebab from the corner of his mouth and shouted angrily: "My concubine dares to molest such a meow. Tell me whose cubs I want to send them to Siberia to feed the bears."
Murong Xue said: "No need to trouble you, I have sent them to the black market to experience life."
Li Mingda scratched his head: "Experience what?"
Murong Xue: "There are some people on the black market who like to admire chrysanthemums."
It turned out to be like this. As a veteran driver, Li Mingda instantly understood: "You did a good job. You are worthy of being my favorite concubine. I'm here to reward you with a big waist."
Reaching out to take the big kidney that Li Mingda handed to her, Murong Xue took two bites, and finally asked Li Mingda with a sad look: "Boss, when will chili be available? How can skewers without chili be called skewers?" Le”
Li Mingda helplessly replied to Murong Xue: "I can't spare the time to come now. The fleet is attacking the Japanese island country, and the family is busy cleaning up the population. Jiaozhou Bar is too far away and the supervision is not enough."
Murong Xue chewed on her big kidney and said fiercely: "Damn the Japanese island country, there is not even a comic book now, it is useless to ask them, boss, do you want me to go there myself?"
Li Mingda pressed Murong Xue's head: "Have your cavalry swam by the Japanese island country? When we go back to fight with sticks, we don't have to bring so much 20,000, and we have to leave the rest to Tubo?"
Talking about Tubo Murong Xue, she was also helpless: "As for the fight two years ago, their civil strife has not stopped until now. It really cost me a lot of time out of thin air."
"Don't worry, there will be time for revenge. Come and taste the wine." Li Mingda handed Murong Xue the wine glass, and Murong Xue reached out to take it.
After taking a sip: "It's refreshing, but it's a pity that there is no beer. It's nice to drink beer and eat skewers when the weather is hot."
Li Mingda: "Wheat has just started, don't worry, besides, we still need to plant hops."
Murong Xue: "Fortunately we are still young."
"Yes, don't worry. Maybe with the help of black technology, we can still play Super Mario Contra."
Murong Xue: "Give me 30 lives from Contra"
"Fight the Five Scum"
"snort"
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Wu Jue squatted aside and listened silently, and then remembered what Li Mingda and Murong Xue said in his heart. He was really curious about what Super Mario and Contra were, what was 30 lives, and the nine-tailed fox could not have nine at most. Life?
Could it be that Murong Xue has 30 tails and is this some kind of demon fox?
The ancestor of the demon fox?
Maybe it's possible. After all, Li Mingda is the ancestor of all immortals. It's possible that he knows the ancestor of a demon fox. So, is he also a reincarnation? Otherwise, how could he have the fate to live with Li Mingda.
It must be like this. I, Wu Jue, may have been a god or something in my previous life, but why don’t I have magic?
Wu Jue began to try to make gestures with his hands and muttered various strange words.
Li Mingda and Murong Xue's ears were very keen. They heard Wu Jue's whisper and became curious. After watching Wu Jue's performance for a while, Li Mingda asked her: "Xiao Jue'er, what are you talking about?" , this is not a spell"
When Li Mingda broke into what he was doing, Wu Jue was embarrassed: "Nothing, why are you trying to play?"
Murong Xue guessed what Wu Jue was doing, and then struck her: "Little Wu Jue, don't scare me. In your last life, you were the one who carried a piece of jade on the big man's body. I couldn't bear to leave you, so I threw you away." I brought it with me.”
ah
Wu Jue was blinded.
Li Mingda stretched out his hand and touched Murong Xue's head: "Don't make up nonsense, little Juier, don't listen to this fox's threats, just eat your kebabs with peace of mind."
"Yes" As he said yes, Wu Jue's heart started to be filled with various activities, and he began to think about the authenticity of what Murong Xue said.
Looking at Wu Jue's dazed look, Li Mingda knew that Wu Jue was really in trouble again and he was acting like a fox. After thinking about it and trying to enlighten Wu Jue, he finally decided to let it go. Make up for it.
Japanese island country
On the tenth day after the storm, the last batch of reinforcements from the Japanese coalition forces arrived on the battlefield. The number of people on the Japanese side exceeded 50,000, and a real life-and-death battle was about to begin.
To be continued
