Shu Ming felt that he was a little embarrassed, and he was also disliked by the tall military commander who was as tall as the black-armored demon god.
When Pang Tong arrived, Zhang Fei and his men surrounded Shu Ming's carriage, and almost all of Shu Ming's guards and soldiers around him had been cleared away.
Those who were seriously injured were directly taken away with finishing blows, those who were slightly injured were thrown aside and let them save themselves. The lucky ones who were fine were responsible for taking care of their companions and collecting the bodies of their own people.
When Pang Tong arrived, Zhang Fei greeted him: "Old Pang, look at these dwarfs, none of them can fight."
Pang Tong: "Yide, you can find anyone who can fight in this small place. If you want to find someone to practice with, you should wait until Gan Ning comes over."
Zhang Fei rubbed his beard: "I miss my second brother a little. When I was free, I could compete with him in martial arts."
Pang Tong: "General Guan's reputation is too great. It's not convenient now, or there are some conditions required."
"Well, what you said makes sense. If you ask me, my daughter is not bad. I don't know when His Majesty will let her come back. I, Lao Zhang, will take her into battle to kill the enemy. It's a pleasure." Zhang Fei said enthusiastically, while Pang Tong listened. Finally, I couldn't help but remind him: "Instead of fighting on the battlefield with you, it would be better to stay with the Lord and become a general of the bodyguard."
Zhang Fei's big-eyed group walked around and asked Pang Tong: "You said it's not bad, let's look back and see if the lord is willing. After all, that girl in my family is very wild, and there are a few black and white cats in the house that make a lot of noise."
Black and white cat?
Pang Tong became interested: "Is it the one with one black piece and one white piece of bamboo? It is said that Chi You's mount was when Chi You fought with Huangdi."
Zhang Fei: "I've heard about it too, but these guys are very skinny. They're not as powerful as you said, but they can kill a wolf or a leopard."
Pang Tong: "As Chi You's mount, he is naturally capable. How can he defeat a wolf and leopard if he can't?"
Zhang Fei: "It's a pity that we can't train an army alone and not be so obedient, otherwise it will definitely have miraculous effects."
Li Mingda was not here. If he knew that Zhang Fei wanted to train pandas to fight in an army, he would definitely exaggerate Fei Xiu's power.
Pandas are all like old men. They are pretty cute. Let’s take them down as an army. It is said that Sichuan panda trainer Jiang Zuo Meimei can exchange a little honey for a little panda cub from a giant panda. If you let the panda out, the other party will use honey to kill the panda. Take them away in one wave, what to do.
The two fantasized about it for a while, and then got down to business.
Pang Tong looked at Shu Ming's carriage and asked Zhang Fei: "Where is Tian Huang, the dwarf from the island country?"
Zhang Fei pointed at the carriage with a look of disgust on his face: "You are too timid inside. You will know the situation inside just by smelling it."
Pang Tong got closer and smelled it, then looked surprised.
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"Yide, why don't you ask someone to clean it up?"
Zhang Fei spread his hands and said helplessly: "You can't blame me. Do you want me to carry him to the beach to wash up?"
Pang Tong thought about the scene. The tall Zhang Fei was grabbing the dwarf covered in urine and washing him up and down in the sea. He always felt that it was not that.
After scanning the battlefield, he saw a few Shu Ming's attendants and maids who were nothing but frightened and crying: "It would be nice to let them come and clean up for him."
Zhang Fei pointed at the carriage: "Do you think such a face-saving bumpkin would be willing to be seen like this by his subordinates?"
Zhang Fei's answer surprised Pang Tong: "When did you know the idea of taking care of people?"
Hearing Pang Tong mutter, Zhang Fei was unhappy: "Why do you say that I, Mr. Zhang, can't take care of others? I, Mr. Zhang, can take care of my daughter."
Did Pang Tong continue to struggle with Zhang Fei about this matter? He asked Oda Ono to give him the task of cleaning up Shu Ming, and also gave him another identity. He pretended to be caught and lurked beside Shu Ming to gain Shu Ming's trust. .
Oda Ono readily accepted this task. When he came to Shu Ming's carriage, he noticed the strange smell and instantly understood something. Then his contempt for Shu Ming became even greater. In Oda Ono's opinion, as a Tianhuang of the Japanese island country, no matter how cowardly he is, he cannot be included in the drama at such a moment. He is shamefully thrown abroad and will definitely be written down in history.
As expected, the future of the Japanese island country cannot be in his hands. I, Oda Ono, will definitely find a way to prosper the Japanese island country. An inexplicable sense of mission comes from me.
Oda Ono opened the carriage curtain without raising his head to prevent his disgusted look from being seen by Shu Ming.
"Your Majesty Tian Huang, how are you doing?"
Shu Ming was about to faint from his own smell. When he saw Oda Ono opening the curtain for him, a trace of desire arose in his heart: "Has Oda Ono's enemy been killed and retreated?"
Oda Ono shook his head to shatter Shu Ming's fantasy: "His Majesty Tian Huang, Oda Ono is incompetent and can only make you suffer."
Shu Ming sighed: "I understand, so who is the enemy? Oda-kun has been persuading me not to come just now, so he knows better."
Oda Ono pretended to be sad: "It's the Tang Dynasty's fleet that has arrived at the Japanese island country. The Tang Dynasty's military strength is beyond my ability, and all of its subordinates and family members are already prisoners."
Shu Ming was in a daze. The Tang Dynasty was a huge country. The entire territory of his Japanese island was less than one-tenth of others. His stupid father, Shengde, even called his country where the sun rises and called the Sui Dynasty the sun. If the countries that were left behind had not been in civil strife, they might have been destroyed by the Sui Dynasty.
There were hundreds of thousands of soldiers. How many people did his island country have? It was so terrifying. Shengde almost lost his urine when he knew the truth. He was relieved when he got news of the civil strife in the Sui Dynasty.
A few years ago, a series of people from the Tokugawa family on my side harassed the coast of the Tang Dynasty. The Tang Dynasty planned to be like the Sun thieves and die as many as they went. If it weren't for the high value of those silk, porcelain and books, they would have been unable to carry them. Live Loss disbanded.
Shu Ming has heard about this. He likes those things from the Tang Dynasty. Now he is in such an embarrassing situation that he is very embarrassed. He has been humiliated and thrown into a foreign country, and he is still the Tang Dynasty.
Shu Ming asked Oda Ono in a low voice: "Oda-kun, can you ask the Tang Dynasty people if I can freshen up."
Oda Ono: "Datang people asked me to help you solve this problem, but please forgive me for the rough training."
Oda Ono asked someone to bring a few buckets of water over. Shu Ming got off the carriage and walked into the heavily surrounded grass. Shu Ming also wanted the surrounding East China Sea Fleet soldiers to put a curtain around him and incense him, but no one paid any attention to him. I rinsed it with water, changed my clothes, and rinsed the carriage again.
Zhang Fei looked at Shu Ming's ink for a long time, with a look of disgust on his face: "What's the point of being poor? I still want to bathe in incense. I'm just an indigenous chief from a bigger place. Is Meng Huo much better than them back then?"
Pang Tong comforted Zhang Fei: "Okay, don't get excited, just don't give it to him."
Zhang Fei hummed to express his displeasure. He didn't give Shu Mingtai time to adjust the ink marks, and took him and his car back to Donghai Port.
After the team left, a man dressed as Shu Ming's attendant sprang out from the grass on the roadside and ran towards the open road.
To be continued