After the court meeting was over, Murong Xue was as happy as a grandson in the royal study room. She wished that the days below were ruined.
Especially the old Wang family who wanted to send their daughter to the palace was the least popular. Murong Xue said with a proud face: "Great, let the old Wang family want to stuff a little fox into our place."
Wu Jue on the side said in his heart: Aren't you the biggest one? If it weren't for you, we would definitely be in the top spot, but now we can only be reduced to the third place.
Wu Jue found out helplessly that she really seemed to be the third best, and the smiles and smiles of the melon-eating masses who covered their heads and wrote materials to train surgeons every day were beyond her reach.
It was obviously promised that I would come first, why did it become like this?
Can't figure it out.
Li Mingda glanced at Wu Jue who was in a daze, then sat down and hooked his hands towards Murong Xue: "Xiao Bai, come here."
Murong Xue happily ran over and put her face in Li Mingda's hand, asking cutely: "I'm here, are you summoning me?"
Li Mingda rubbed Murong Xue's head: "Xiao Bai, your 20,000 cavalry"
Before Li Mingda finished speaking, Murong Xue interrupted and said, "It will be done immediately."
Li Mingda: "Don't worry, just have a look. You don't really need to send additional troops. What do you want to do to them? An edict and local garrison are enough."
Murong Xue tilted her head and looked unhappy: "Oh, I thought I could make a big move, but I'm so disappointed!"
Li Mingda stretched out his hand to ravage Murong Xue's little fat face: "Killing is not the purpose. Besides, why should we use so many human and financial resources if they can finish themselves off? It is better to stay busy with spring plowing. New rice, wheat and other seeds will be planted this year. Start sowing within the pass to prevent those who are causing trouble secretly. After all, destroying farmland is also a way to attack me, such as setting fire to a mature wheat field."
Wu Jue: "You will be beheaded for this kind of thing"
Li Mingda nodded: "Beheading is a sign of kindness to them. If I were to throw him to the palace gate, he would be broken into pieces inch by inch and fed to the turtles."
So domineering, so powerful and handsome, Wu Jue's eyes are full of little stars, this is the kind of Li Mingda she admires the most.
Wu Jue was a nymphomaniac, and Zheng Wanli was a little dull. She thought this kind of punishment was terrible, but the one who burned the wheat fields was even more damning.
Spring flowers bloom and the earth warms up
After hibernating all winter, the bear opened his eyes once. The first thing he did was to pull out the poop that had been stored in his belly for a whole winter and could poison and smoke many people to death.
After feeling comfortable, go out to eat some food and find a female bear and a male bear ready to play with their babies.
Rabbits, wolves, leopards, birds and fish have all started a new round of spring.
The earth is full of spring.
Except for Oscar, who squatted miserably next to Li Mingda in the imperial study room.
The reason why Oscar's clothes are so unlovable is that the Grammys dislike them.
Oscar lay next to Li Mingda with a sad look in his eyes, looking at Li Mingda with his sharp dog eyes and wailing: "Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch."
Li Mingda looked disgusted with forcing Oscar into trouble: "You look like you have no future. Who can blame me if my wife doesn't even look down on you."
Oscar continued to wail: "Ouch, ouch, ouch"
Li Mingda: "You little prairie man, if you dare to talk back, believe it or not, I will castrate you with a piece of autumn water."
Oscar looked indifferent: "Ouch, ouch, ouch."
Li Mingda was shocked: "You are not afraid." Then he said with a bad smile: "Then give it a try, I heard that your little drops are great."
Oscar couldn't help shrinking his body and retorted in a low voice: "Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch."
Li Mingda: "Why can't I eat dog meat? Do you know that yin and yang complement each other? Eat less and your health will be better."
Li Mingda waved towards Qiu Shui and pointed at Oscar: "Daughter Qiu Shui, come, let's eat dogs at night... This grandson actually scared away."
Qiu Shui knew that Li Mingda would not do anything to Oscar, so he also smiled: "Master, are you bullying Oscar like this?"
Li Mingda: "It doesn't matter, it looks like a dog. If you ignore it, it will rub its nose and get on your face. Also, call me daddy."
Qiu Shui: "..."
"My daughter disowns her father." Li Mingda lay on the table with a look of despair. Qiu Guo ignored Li Mingda decisively.
Wu Jue stood aside and expressed confusion as to why Li Mingda kept asking Qiu Shui and the others to call them daddy.
Murong Xue came over and said, "What good will it do if I scream?"
Li Mingda: "You can get a red envelope during the Chinese New Year"
Murong Xue shook her head: "That's a shame, I will have to give you flags when the time comes."
Li Mingda: "You are at best a burial object."
Murong Xue had a bad smile on her face: "Hahaha, you were a bitch the day before yesterday and you were willing to kill yourself."
Li Mingda rubbed his nose: "You are smart, go to your knights and go to Bai Yujing. Now that Bai Yujing is gone, you can take care of the knights."
"Okay." After Murong Xue agreed, she ran out to have fun like a wild fox on the loose.
Wu Jue was left asking Li Mingda with a curious look on his face: "Your Majesty, isn't it an honor to be buried in the imperial mausoleum?"
Li Mingda patted Wu Jue's little head: "Why should the living be buried with the dead? The expression of loyalty is not as good as living a good life and praising him. Just put up incense sticks and worship during the Qingming Festival. Besides, who told you that death belongs to one person?" When it ends, maybe we will go to another world."
Wu Jue: "Is it above the Nine Heavens to become an immortal?"
Li Mingda: “It may not necessarily turn into a poop-eating slime.”
Wu Jue: "Slime?"
Li Mingda: "Just like a slug, just a little bigger."
Wu Jue had a look of disgust on his face, as if he had thought of something disgusting.
Li Mingda took a look at Wu Jue's appearance, and happily teased her again. Sure enough, it was fun to shake the lolita.
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After spring plowing, new rice and wheat seeds began to take root, sprout, bloom and bear fruit. In fact, the wheat had been planted years ago, that was just what was said in the court.
After Li Mingda gave tips on new planting methods to various places, the new seeds grew gratifyingly, and the huge ears of rice and wheat were plump. These had nothing to do with the East China Sea Fleet, which had already gone to sea.
After leaving the Yangtze River outlet, Gan Ning led his fleet to follow the world map to determine his position with the Japanese island country, and directly killed them.
As they got further and further away from the coast of Datang, the excitement in their hearts was gradually replaced by the emptiness of the endless sea.
In order to prevent themselves from making mistakes on their first voyage and not being able to arrive at the scheduled sailing time, Gan Ning and the others followed the instructions given by Li Mingda and put down a few steel hooks on the road and hung up some small fish to see if they could catch a few big ones. Come and eat the sea fish.
In the Pacific Ocean more than a thousand years ago, the sea was almost untouched by humans, and the products were richer than you can imagine.
As soon as the steel hook carrying the small fish was dropped, it was bitten by an underwater predator. After some dragging, a group of people caught the fish. The good fish was more than one meter long, not counting the spikes on its mouth. At first glance, no one recognized it. Pang Tong thought for a while and took out a book. The booklet was drawn by Li Mingda for him and she knew the encyclopedia of marine animals.
Pang Tong opened it and looked at the soul illustration that came to the door. After comparing it, his eyes darkened: "This may be a dolphin."
To be continued
