Later, Wu Jue cried so hard that only she knew why.
Li Mingda could make a guess: it seemed that it was because she found out that she had fallen into Murong Xue's trap again.
Murong Xue was like a fox that had eaten chicken, a happy bunch.
Li Mingda happily finished his lunch and began to enter nap mode. Other family members were also taken to the ditch by Li Mingda and returned to their nests one after another.
In Chang'an City, the atmosphere at the meeting between noble families from the north and the south and the anti-Li alliance was not so good.
The 23 most representative people they selected through competition sat together. Each of them had a table in front of them, with pastries and tea placed on it.
Some of the group of people were drinking tea, some were closing their eyes to meditate, some were looking up at the first-class carvings, and some were looking down to count the silk threads on their trouser legs.
No one wants to be the first to speak, because these people have secretly formed an alliance with each other to form an interest group. Everyone in the whole scene has been in chaos. Everyone can be indirectly involved. Everything is difficult at the beginning. At this time, no one wants to speak first. The scene is The stalemate has been going on for more than half an hour.
Time continued like running water, and finally after an hour and a half, someone couldn't sit still anymore, rubbed his stiff thighs, and stood up.
The others looked sideways.
"I'll go to that place"
Then with the help of Fat Xiao Si, he stood up and walked out tremblingly.
One participant, whose beard had just turned gray in his fifties, said in disgust: Lazy people poop a lot.
Before he could say anything else, he suddenly felt something in his stomach want to churn. As a noble family in the north with hundreds of years of inheritance, he might lose his sense of etiquette by such a trivial matter, and his legs moved towards the middle plate. After finishing the game, activate the skill——Ninja Jue.
Puff puff
A middle-aged southern family representative looked embarrassed and stood up: "Sorry, I'm not feeling well. I'll come back later."
Then he held his stomach and followed the waiter beside him to leave the lobby and go to the backyard.
"Hmph, a family with a century-old aristocratic physique can still be a representative. Sure enough, there is no one in the south."
One of the Southern representatives spoke up: "What's wrong with the Southern family? I'm eating your rice, but I'm still having contact with your little lady."
Naturally, the person who just scolded someone didn't want to suffer a loss, so he pointed at the other person: "You..."
not good
A strange force was twisting in his stomach, trying to break through the shackles.
Seeing his opponent's strange behavior, Du Du thought he was running out of words and continued to argue with pride: "What's going on? I must have been right."
The person who just cursed grabbed his buttocks, clutched his stomach and skipped away.
"Hahahahaha"
"Isn't it true that Lao Zhou was right?"
“It’s not even guaranteed”
"Tsk tsk, the north is still awesome."
"Nima"
The two sides suddenly started fighting each other, and the scene suddenly became lively. From time to time, someone left their seats and went to the back garden to solve personal problems.
The two sides were arguing with each other for ten minutes. Suddenly someone noticed that the person who left the seat did not come back. Suddenly he thought of something and shouted: "Stop arguing, something is wrong with us!"
"There's something wrong with Lao Cui."
The representative surnamed Cui suddenly held his stomach: "There are laxatives in the food... Damn it... I'll go first, you can figure it out on your own." Before he could finish speaking, the representative surnamed Cui grabbed the waiter beside him and left the scene quickly. .
This seems to be a signal, and more and more people feel the power in their stomachs to break through obstacles.
The feeling that you are about to vent suddenly comes over you.
The smart man quickly followed the footsteps of his predecessors and ran in, shouting as he ran: "Wait a minute, I don't know the way."
"Don't run away, wait for me"
"Stop, leave a place for me"
Someone behind them shouted: "Hurry up and chase, there aren't many places."
“First come, first served”
For a moment, the entire lobby was empty, and the waiters on the scene were confused. What's going on?
Fortunately, someone responded quickly and shouted: "Go call the doctor, quickly!"
Several people ran out quickly. After a while, someone reacted and slapped their thighs and shouted: "It's broken. We can't let outside doctors know about it. Go and stop it. You all go to your own homes and call the family doctor. Come on." !”
Although the incoming doctor was successfully intercepted in the end, the information was still leaked out. Now in the city of Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty, unlike in the past when people could be frightened and shut up if they didn't obey based on their identity and background, noble families from the north and south Rumors began to spread that a group of people suffered from diarrhea during a meeting between princes and princes.
It is said that some people went to explore the scene late at night and left quickly because they couldn't bear the unbearable excrement and smell everywhere.
Dali Temple also received a report the next day, and a large number of police officers from Dali Temple were dispatched to investigate the case and interview people at the scene.
The answer I got was that it didn't happen, that it was unique, and that it didn't exist.
Some people even squatted in the toilet, even though they were paralyzed until they returned to the west, they still told them: Chang'an City in the Tang Dynasty is such a safe, sacred and peaceful place, such things will not happen, rumors, scandals, frame-ups! .
Later, this classmate fainted gloriously in the toilet. Although he was rescued in the end, the story was still the same.
In Dali Temple, after all the cases were summarized, Sun Fuyong, who was sitting in the position of the Minister of Dali Temple, couldn't help but burst into tears: "The representatives of the 23 noble families from the north and south of the Tang Dynasty are all represented in the whole courtyard of Lashila. I almost died, but I didn’t admit that I was drugged. Look at the world..."
Zhou Cang on the side turned to ask Sun Fuyong: "Old Sun, what's going on in this world? I feel like this world is much better. Those young masters who know how to waste food after not seeing each other for a long time have committed crimes, and the cells of Dali Temple are full of people." empty."
Sun Fuyong: "I'm not saying that the world is bad, I'm just not used to these people being honest. You have to know that in the past, I was worried about these young master cases every day and offended a lot of people."
Cheng Yu interjected from the side: "It also made Master Sun's ruthless reputation, didn't it?"
Sun Fuyong shook his head: "No, we just dare to take care of some cases that the late emperor knew about."
Cheng Yu smiled: "Most importantly, the late Emperor was not hid by some people, right?"
Sun Fuyong understood Cheng Yunei's words, which meant that at least you were the one who let His Majesty know the news. Although you can't directly retaliate, this is a life-saving method, isn't it? First protect yourself, and then do justice for others, otherwise Sun Fuyong will die. He is dead, or has lost his official position. Do you know who the new guy is?
Sun Fuyong smiled and did not answer.
Cheng Yu also smiled and said nothing, while Zhou Cang, who was in the first batch, had a helpless look on his face. What he disliked the most was this kind of time when only the expression did not tell the content.
The resolution of the meeting between the noble princes of the Xi family and the south was immediately placed on Li Mingda's desk. Seeing Li Mingda's report, Li Mingda squinted at Murong, who had brought Oscar and his family to set up a trap for Wu Jue. Xue: This little white girl really thinks about it, and I have to deal with the aftermath for her.
"Autumn water, come closer"
To be continued
