The Lu Chuan drinking activity went very smoothly. While they were enjoying themselves, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde performed martial arts performances.
The two of them went back and forth to see who was a gangster and who was shameless. However, the two of them were able to live up to the scene. At least they did not take off their clothes to perform the grand finale - streaking.
Li Mingda felt that if they were allowed to drink again, something might happen.
Li Ji, Wei Zheng, and Li Jing, who were familiar with them, naturally knew how much they drank and hurriedly asked Li Mingda to resign.
Depending on the situation, the emperor needs to announce the end or leave early, and then the remaining ministers can leave one after another.
Today's situation is special. This is the imperial study room. It would be inappropriate if the two of them continue to argue, especially since the historians' faces are so distorted that they really can't polish it up.
To deal with someone like Murong Xue who can drink and is not afraid of trouble, her other family members have already left the scene and gone back to their nest to rest.
Li Mingda agreed to their departure, and then several people hurriedly took Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde away. Before leaving, Li Mingda saw Cheng Yaojin stuffing two bottles of Baijiang into his loose clothes.
Li Mingda couldn't help but reveal a smile: "This Cheng Yaojin is really bold and generous. If he had met the petty emperor, he might have been pissed to death long ago."
Murong Xue on the side picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp: "If you were a narrow-minded emperor, Cheng Yaojin would definitely not do this. People like him may seem simple and simple, but in fact they are very delicate at heart and observe their bosses very carefully. , he knows you won’t say anything about him.”
He took two bites of the roasted wings in his hand and had a drink with Murong Xue, then continued: "Xiao Bai, you are right, Cheng Yaojin is very thorough in seeing people, but it is a pity that he made a mistake when he led troops to encircle and suppress the rebels in his later years. Ruined a lifetime of wisdom.”
The wine in the glass was shaken by Murong Xue, and the aroma of the wine hit his nostrils: "That was before, now Cheng Yaojin will never lead an army alone again when he reaches that age. History has been rewritten."
After taking a sip of wine, Li Mingda looked at the small charcoal stove next to him. The red bamboo charcoal inside the stove was burning, and the meat skewers on the fire were still sizzling and oily.
Li Mingda stared at the fire for a long time.
When Murong Xue saw that Li Mingda was silent, she came over and asked Li Mingda, "What's wrong? Did you drink too much?"
Li Mingda shook his head: "Several years have passed in a flash. At first, I thought I could just eat and wait to die!"
Murong Xue nodded: "Who is not? I thought I would be happy and galloping all my life, but I didn't expect that I would come out as gay."
Li Mingda: "You are a person of your caliber. If I had not accepted you, you would have been beaten to death with a stick at some point."
Hum hum
Murong Xue was not convinced: "Our scimitar is extremely sharp."
Li Mingda: "Our horizontal sword is called sharp, right?"
Murong Xue: "If you have the ability, you can eat more than anyone else."
"Bah, you are such a naughty little guy. If I compare to you, wouldn't I be just a loser?"
Murong Xue had a bad smile on her face: "That's better than drinking."
Li Mingda looked disdainful: "Our force value is much higher than yours, okay? You are not a drinker."
Murong Xue snorted angrily: "They are both cheaters. Why do you have so many more cows than me? We don't accept it!"
Li Mingda: "We are members of Xinyue+Youku+Station B...Top 10 takeout items from Shuihan Zijin"
Rong Xueer lied on the ground and said: "Greetings to the boss, tea to the boss, toast to the boss. Does the boss need any thigh pendants? We can shout, make trouble and act cute, there is no lower limit to our integrity..."
Li Mingda held the glass of wine for a long time without putting it down, listening to Murong Xue describing his "advantages" incessantly.
"Xiao Bai, you already belong to my Lao Li family, why are you still nagging?"
Murong Xue, who was lying on her butt with her butt stuck out, was stunned when she heard Li Mingda's reminder. Then she immediately stood up and began to practice the golden sword: "I drank a little too much and forgot about this. Can I take back those words?"
Li Mingda: "I didn't remember anything about the whip candle, and I didn't hear anything about the uniform beast tail, don't worry!"
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Murong Xue burst into tears. This is called not hearing it (ヾ(≧O≦)〃嗷~, forget it, she has come out anyway, just like the principle of women's clothing is the same as long as it is the first time and countless times.
Although Li Mingda's current constitution is not as good as drinking water, it is not much better. All of it is absorbed by his powerful and furnace-like stomach.
Murong Xue was still close. Li Mingda looked at Murong Xue with a confused look and randomly decided to end it here.
Murong Xue's wine was pretty good, and she didn't make much noise after drinking too much. In fact, it was probably because she couldn't break away from Li Mingda's hand, which was crushing her with force.
The next day, there was still no change in the time they got up. They were just like normal people. Although Wu Xu, Zheng Wanli, and Xu Hui and their family members also took Dali Pills, their physical fitness was higher than that of ordinary people.
In the imperial study room, Wei Zheng and Cheng Yaojin's eyes were still a little blurred the next morning. They looked at Li Mingda and others as if nothing happened and sighed.
It's incomparable. The rest of the reincarnated gods are probably also descended from the stars in the sky, and their physical fitness is much better.
Li Mingda felt the envious eyes of his subjects and asked them: "Why do you look at me like this?"
Wei Zheng: "Your Majesty, I don't know how much he drank after we left."
Li Mingda rubbed his chin and recalled: "It's just a little more than you."
Wei Zheng pointed to the wine bottle in the corner: "Your Majesty, that's not a little bit."
Li Mingda looked at the wine bottle in the corner, which might have been taken away by Oscar's family last night: "It's not much to me."
Wei Zheng: "Your Majesty has a huge amount, but for the sake of the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, I hope your Majesty will exercise some restraint."
Li Mingda nodded: "I understand. Seeing that all of you are in poor condition today, I decided to give you some of the elixirs I took. Even if you take them on time, you won't be able to ascend and become immortals in a day, but you will still be able to live a few more years. No problem”
Wei Zheng and others were stunned. The elixir Li Mingda took himself was probably the most authentic elixir in the Tang Dynasty.
Several people hurriedly walked out from behind their desks and knelt down in front of Li Mingda: "Thank you for the reward, Your Majesty. I will definitely die because of Your Majesty."
As for me going to take a Dali Pill, my family has been eating it for many years, but then I thought about it, after all, we are now the ancestors of all immortals, so what we eat is naturally not considered ordinary. Besides, we have already taken the Dali Pill version 2.0. It doesn’t matter if I give them the first version. Anyway, Lao Li and his family members will feel better after eating it. It tastes great, their skin is fair and beautiful, and their legs are white. Oscar’s family is an expert at demolishing steel and iron bones. Now wood can no longer satisfy them. Then, he began to bite the stone in the imperial garden, and he didn’t mind that he had peed. It was really cool.
In this regard, Chitu is better than the Oscar family. He loves to be clean and bathe and never looks back. The main reason is that there is too much grass in front of him. The stallion who created a new horse clock is busier than you can imagine.
Li Mingda raised his hand to signal Wei Zheng and the others to get up: "My dear friends, please stay safe. As long as you follow me, the journey to the stars and the sea will not be a dream."
To be continued
