"Pig urine bubble, what is this?"
Although Wu Xu is extremely intelligent, the way of transmitting knowledge is simple. When humans were still very ignorant, children like Wu Xu, who grew up rich and wealthy, did not know this.
Li Mingda explained to her: "Pig's bladder is said to prevent children from wetting the bed if steamed with glutinous rice."
At this point, Wu Xu suddenly realized: "It turns out to be the bladder that Xiaoxiao talked about."
Li Mingda nodded: "Although animals such as pigs, dogs, cows and sheep look different, their internal organs are almost the same. Well, now is not the time for you to learn about science. You should study government affairs properly. You can stay in Chang'an when I go on a personal expedition. "
Wu Xu was instantly unhappy and stayed behind in Chang'an, just in case some vixens like Murong Xiaoxue, Murong Xue Daxue, and Murong Meiqiu came out to snatch his current position.
Wu Xu grabbed Li Mingda's arm and began to act coquettishly: "Your Majesty, don't leave Xu'er behind. Xu'er doesn't want to stay in Chang'an City. Xu'er wants to go on a military expedition with your majesty!"
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Li Mingda stretched out his hand and ravaged the little fat face of the coquettish and cute martial artist: "You, a little lady with a martial arts value of less than 5, still want to follow us out to conquer the world, so practice some more!"
Wu Xu's eyes rolled around and he asked Li Mingda in a low voice: "What if Xu'er has practiced Kung Fu well?"
Li Mingda: "Then I'll take you there."
Wu Xu went off to deal with government affairs with a smile on his face, leaving Li Mingda free and lying on the edge of the bed, eating peanuts.
The aroma of roasted peanuts spread in the imperial study, and Wei Zheng and Li Ji, who were handling military and political affairs, blinked.
Li Ji: "It smells so good"
Wei Zheng: "Oh, it's starting again."
Huangpu Song: “Every day is suffering”
Lu Zhi: “I really want to try it”
Cheng Yaojin's bright black eyes rolled around for a while and then he poked Yuchi Jingde beside him with his hand: "Old Hei, go ask His Majesty for some."
Yuchi Jingde glared at Cheng Yaojin: "Old gangster, why don't you go!"
Cheng Yaojin replied confidently: "You think I'm stupid? How can I eat without your Majesty's reward?"
Yuchi Jingde pointed at Cheng Yaojin with a dark face and cursed: "My surname is Cheng, am I, Lao Hei, a fool in your eyes?"
Cheng bit his teeth and smiled: "You said that yourself!"
Yuchi Jingde stared at Cheng Yaojin and said, "Thief Sun, believe it or not, I will beat the shit out of you."
Cheng Yaojin waved his hand: "Come on, I'll beat you into a roasted peanut."
Yuchi Jingde: "Come on, give it a try"
The two of them were arguing for a long time, but no one stopped them. They all stared at the two of them with wide eyes, because they all knew that the two demon kings left in such a noisy way just to attract Li Mingda's idea and take the opportunity to get some roasted peanuts. Eat, and if possible, they would also like some kebabs and good wine.
Li Mingda naturally also knew that if the two old gangsters Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were really fighting, they would not yell at all. They would do it secretly. If they yelled endlessly, it would probably be for other purposes, such as the one in his hand. A plate of roasted peanuts and freshly placed skewers.
There are skewers of beef, mutton, and chicken wings. In terms of spices, although Datang does not have chili peppers, there are still some other ingredients. It tastes much better than the traditional way of just adding salt.
The skewers on the small charcoal stove received the heat of the charcoal fire and began to sizzle with oil. The aroma continued to float out as Li Mingda moved his hands.
In the imperial study room, everyone's noses trembled unnaturally.
smell good!
certainly delicious!
Swallow!
Li Mingda grabbed a bunch and smelled it. The taste was pretty good. He turned to look at Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde with the corners of his mouth raised: "Whoever volunteers to come and try to see if they are cooked or not, there will be a reward!"
Cheng Yaojin stood up and said, "I, Old Cheng, are willing."
Yuchi Jingde grabbed Cheng Yaojin and said: "Go away, I am willing"
Li Ji stood up and blocked Cheng Yaojin's path: "I am willing."
Others also expressed their opinions, as if loyal ministers were rushing to sacrifice themselves to protect their masters.
Seeing the excitement of the ministers, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde tore at each other: "Old Hei, let go."
Yuchi Jingde: "Let go"
Cheng Yaojin: "Pull me first"
Yuchi Jingde: "That's nonsense. It was obviously your clothes that caught my hand."
Cheng Yaojin: "If you don't let go, neither of us will be able to eat."
Yuchi Jingde: "I don't even know how to eat it."
Cheng Yaojin: "How about we do this, one person and one half"
Yuchi Jingde: "I don't believe you"
Cheng Yaojin: "I..."
The most intense dispute between the two was when the officials were eager to give it a try. Murong Xue rushed in from the outside like a burst of madness and ran straight to Li Mingda's side. When he arrived, without saying a word, he opened his mouth and took the kebab in Li Mingda's hand and ran away. It was worth crushing Murong Xue, so he stretched out his hand to hold it down.
"Xiao Bai, are you a fox? You hold it in your mouth and want to run away."
Murong Xue struggled and found that she couldn't seem to get away, so she simply refused to leave and started eating.
"Hmm, yes, it's a pity that the authentic bearded skewers don't have chili pepper. Gouzi is good at cooking. If he opens a food stall, he will definitely make a fortune."
Li Mingda tilted his mouth: "The skewers can't shut your mouth. Who told you this is mutton? What if this is fox meat?"
Murong Xue stopped chewing her mouth and was stunned. Then she continued to chew. While chewing, she said: "We are not real foxes. Besides, there are so many stories about people eating human beings and monsters eating monsters in the fairy myths. I'm afraid What, the boss wants another bunch of big kidneys!"
Li Mingda: "I don't have kidneys, do you want pig whip?"
Murong Xue: "Second senior brother, I want a bowl of yogurt, freshly made from milk."
Li Mingda: "Believe it or not, I'll wake you up with just one drink!"
Murong Xue: "Cut"
Li Mingda grabbed the roasted ones and placed them on a plate, and brought them together with the roasted peanuts in front of Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, Li Ji, and Lu Zhiji.
"Murong Xue eats it and sees if nothing happens. You can try the rest and see how good my craftsmanship is."
A group of people immediately saluted: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward."
Li Mingda waved to them: "No need to be so polite."
Murong Xue shouted at the small charcoal stove: "If you want to drink skewers, the boss will give you a bottle of wine."
Cheng Yaojin and others looked directly at Li Mingda's expectant eyes.
Naturally, Li Mingda would not refuse: "You have to drink some wine to make skewers. Yu Xiaoqian is going to get Zuimeng and Baijiang."
Yu Xiaoqian was also excited: "How much will your Majesty take?"
Li Mingda looked at Yu Xiaoqian and smiled. A group of drinkers gathered together. At this point, Yu Xiaoqian asked Li Mingda. He understood what they wanted to do and replied with a smile: "Enough, but there is a condition. Drinking is not allowed." After that, if anyone can’t grasp it, I won’t give him a bottle of Zuimeng or Baijiang next year.”
Yu Xiaoqian happily took the wine and went to get it. The other ministers hurriedly thanked them again. Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde shouted: "Your Majesty is wise, bird fish soup!"
The historian looked at the scene where the emperor and his ministers were having fun together, and he worked hard and wrote down: On the first day of the first year of the Ming Dynasty, on X month, the Holy Emperor Ming Zun and his ministers drank fine wine together in the imperial study, and the emperor and his ministers were in harmony...
To be continued
