What is the happiest thing in life?
Eat, drink and be merry
He was lucky enough to survive when someone used him as a shield, and his legs were not broken or he was beaten to a brain disease.
He helped the fierce Princess Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty to trick others and successfully retreated from the trap, although nothing was accomplished.
Chai Lingwu was drinking wine at home and watching the singing and dancing performances of the beautiful dancers.
Beautiful
Looking at the dogleg next to him, he picked up the chopsticks, added a piece of meat, and stuffed it into his mouth.
chew
(￣～￣)Chew!
Comfortable
"Chaida"
Chaida: "Sir, please call me."
Chai Lingwu: "Tell me, if I escaped this time, will there be any good luck waiting for us?"
Chai Da had a flattering look on his face: "Sir, there must be one. Isn't it said that after a catastrophe there must be good fortune?"
Chai Lingwu curiously asked Chai Da: "Who did you listen to? Is it okay?"
Chaida: "Of course it's correct. If it doesn't work out, let's go burn some incense at Ming Zun's house and ask for Ming Zun's blessing."
Chai Lingwu: "Ming Zun? That Ming Zun from Jinyang"
Chaida nodded: "Yes, it's Ming Zun, it's effective."
Chai Lingwu's face twisted in anger as he lectured Chai Da: "Master, it's too late for me to hide now. If you still go and beg, aren't you looking for sin for yourself!" He scolded Chai Da while banging the table.
Chaida: "Sir, you can't think like this. Ming Zun is the ancestor of all immortals. If you don't find a way to ask for blessings and still hide, you are causing trouble for yourself. Besides, you have always been unlucky. Maybe it's because the broom star in the sky sees that you don't respect Ming Zun." I am punishing you on purpose?”
Chai Lingwu thought for a while and nodded in approval: "That's right, what you said makes some sense."
Chai Da poured a glass of wine for Chai Lingwu and continued: "So, sir, please go to Mingzun's house to burn incense and ask for forgiveness. Maybe you can't bear this good thing."
After listening to Chai Da's words, Chai Lingwu picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. He stood up and greeted Chai Da due to his slight drunkenness: "Come and take the people, let's go and offer incense to Ming Zun."
Chaida: "Okay"
So Chai Lingwu led a large group of people to the Mingzun Holy Religion in Chang'an City. Under the guidance of the doorman, they came to the huge statue of Li Mingda and watched the tall and majestic statue with the divine weapon and magic weapon, the galaxy and the sea. Idol of the moon.
Chai Lingwu, who was slightly drunk, looked at it for a long time and said: "Oh my God, Jinyang is really the same."
Chai Lingwu's voice was a bit loud due to his drunkenness, and the believers around him gave him strange looks after hearing it.
"Who is this person?"
"So loud"
"Don't you know there's a need for anger and respect here?"
"He seems to be a noble person."
"I have seen this man, Duke Qiao, Chai Lingwu."
"He, wasn't he beaten by our Mingzun?"
"That's right, he's probably here to admit his mistake."
"We have never seen Lord Mingzun reincarnated. Is it really the same as Princess Jinyang?"
"Didn't Duke Qiao say it just now?"
"Oh my god, I have to go to Lord Mingzun's house to pay my respects later. Maybe it will be more effective."
"Go together and go together"
Chai Lingwu didn't pay attention to the chatter around him. His mind was now filled with images of Li Mingda and his eyes overlapping each other.
Sighing: I am really so stupid. Others have been favored by the Wan family, but I am still stupid and do not know how to ask for help. I also follow Changsun Chong to commit stupidity. How can a human being go against the gods, especially the ancestor of all the immortals?
Lingwu took the Gaoxiang Chai that Chai Da handed to him and bowed towards Li Mingda's statue. He inserted the incense burner and knelt down on the futon to kowtow to the statue.
dong dong dong
three sounds
"Master Mingzun, please see that I was young and ignorant, and I have offended many people. I will set up a statue for you at home and share it with you day and night. Please bless my Chai family with wealth and prosperity."
In the Mingzun Holy Sect, Chai Lingwu Laibei can be said to have the highest title among all the titles in the Tang Dynasty. Most of the people who come are family members. He came in person, and the most fragrant thing was that he broke his scalp.
Word spread quickly.
It didn't take long for the news to reach the imperial study room.
The scene in the royal study room was extremely embarrassing at this time. Li Mingda and Lao Li were staring at each other in anger.
ヽ(￣︿￣)
(*￣︿￣)
￣へ￣
o(￣ヘ￣o#)
Li Shimin looked angry: "How dare you glare at me, you traitor?"
Li Mingda: "Humph, how can I still praise you?"
Li Shimin: "Believe it or not, I will whip you"
Li Mingda: "I'm afraid you are a puppy"
Li Shimin: "I want to run before I even learn to walk! (*￣︿￣)"
Li Mingda: "Not only can I run, but I can also jump, hum ╭(╯^╰)╮"
Snapped
Li Shimin slapped the table and glared: "Guizi, your wings are stiff, right?"
(*￣︿￣)
Li Mingda: "Not only can you fly, but you can also fly happily. If you don't believe me, you gave me the throne. Believe it or not, I can govern many times better than you."
(￣_,￣)
Li Shimin: "What do you want to do, traitor? You want to usurp the throne!"
Li Mingda's King's Contempt Reappears
(￣_,￣)
"Usurping the throne, there is nothing to usurp the throne in a country that will be finished in two or three years. I might as well find an overseas road and build one myself."
I brushed off Lao Li and stood up: "What do you mean? Why do you say that my great country will be over in two or three years? My Tang Dynasty is the most powerful in the world."
Li Mingda looked disdainful: "The local area is the strongest. Without my new steel technology, you still have to find a way to marry Tubo. Without my Jin Yiwei, your Baiqisi is just a younger brother."
Old Li was speechless
Li Mingda continued: "Let's talk a little further. The black-clothed food is currently so powerful that it has almost wiped out the west of the Tang Dynasty. Although there are forces rising, it is hard to say how the battle will be. You have to know that the land does not need to be in the Tang Dynasty. Small"
"Then there is Europe, that is, the northwest of the black-clad food. The territory is not small, although the population is almost small. According to the news brought by the merchants from the Western Regions, the prototype of an empire is being formed, and the weird place where Buddhism was born is also there. If we annex countries, we will have an empire not much smaller than the Tang Dynasty in less than ten years."
"Of course these are all from the outside. Let's talk about the inside. Li Chengqian did a good job in supervising the country, right?"
Li Shimin nodded with a proud look on his face: "That was cultivated by me."
Li Mingda hit him directly and said: "I'm just a better puppet and scumbag. When you are here, I will listen to you. When you are not here, I will listen to the courtiers. If the courtiers are not sure, they will look for the so-called one who ran out of the corner." He is just a puppet of the military advisor. If this happens, the imperial power will be divided again in a few years. I don’t know what my surname will be after the Tang Dynasty. Anyway, it is not Li."
Seeing Li Shimin's anxious eyes, Li Mingda continued to criticize him: "Don't be impatient for now. I'll tell you all about it. Li Ke and Li Tai have ambitions to compete for the crown prince. This is a disaster you have raised yourself. They will definitely fight against each other later." There are casualties. It’s up to you what to do if something happens to Li Chengqian. Whoever goes up among the three of them and the other two will die. Oh, that’s four by mistake. After all, including Li Chengqian, there are five of us who will open a government office. When the time comes, Huangquan Road Maybe we can meet again."
To be continued
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