Where's the funny meow?
Funny?
No matter how beautiful it is, it must be a girl. It must be a beautiful boy. Otherwise, why would there be a story about a cross-dressing guy bending over the entire dormitory?
I dare not think about it
What if it's true?
Then there is only one way - to verify your true identity
(ˉ﹃ˉ)
Li Mingda pointed to Cheng Xin who was kneeling on the ground: "Qingfeng come with me to verify the authenticity."
Qingfeng nodded, reached out and grabbed it like an ostrich and brought it to the cubicle.
Facing Li Mingda's curious gaze, Chengxin was still trembling with his head down.
suck
suck
(￣ ii ￣;)
Wiped my saliva
"Little guy, don't be afraid that your uncle is a good person. Oh no, this princess is a good person."
Satisfied: "..."
"Be good, be obedient and let me see. If it's a girl, I can consider saving your life."
Chengxin raised her head, tears streaming down her face: "Really?"
"real"
Chengxin gritted his teeth and nodded, thinking about what his mother had told her when she passed away. She was not allowed to take off her clothes in front of others. She said it was degrading to the gentlemen. Even when she was a young eunuch, she always kept to herself, but that is no longer the case. It’s no longer a polite place.
Biting her little lips, with tears in her eyes, she took off her little eunuch uniform, and then her fur pants.
Li Mingda, Qingfeng and Ruyi lowered their heads and looked at the position three inches below their navel, good guy.
The green prairie is desertified and has a canyon. The canyon looks like it has not been exposed to wind and sun, and is still in a pink adolescent state.
Come on
Case solved
Li Mingda patted Chengxin's head: "Okay, your nickname is saved, but the little eunuch Chengxin must die."
Of course, Chengxin was smart enough to hear Li Mingda's words, and knelt down obediently: "Thank you, Your Highness, for saving my life."
"Satisfactory, these are connected together, you will be called Liuli from now on."
Cheng Xin didn't react for a long time. Shouldn't Cheng Xin Ruyi be called Ruyi?
Why did it turn into glass?
"do you have any opinion?"
"No slave"
“It’s been like this for so long.”
"My servant Liuli has met Her Royal Highness the Princess."
"Call Master"
"Yes, Master"
Li Mingda patted his little head: "Good boy, a new name and a new beginning. From now on, you will be my Li Mingda's new maid Liuli."
"yes"
Ask the maid outside to find a new maid uniform and let Liuli put it on. Take the eunuch costume directly back to close the case. Just tell Lao Li the specific situation later.
Liuli, who was wearing a maid's costume, returned to her usual appearance. Teenager Li Mingda didn't ask her to tuck her hair up, but let her hair hang loosely, giving her a long, straight black look.
Very good, quite beautiful.
Don't Mingyang and Ruhuazhi know that Liuli is a little girl?
He rubbed his chin.
Forget it, it doesn't matter whether she knows it or not. Just let Qingfeng and the others take a closer look later.
Li Mingda is not a fool, and not everyone will keep it around him. There are so many things around him that need to be kept secret. It's not like the princes won't let go.
"Although you are allowed to stay, you still need to pass the assessment. If you pass, you will serve as my lord's personal maid. However, I will not let you go. You just won't be able to serve me. Do you understand?"
Liuli saluted: "Say... Liuli understands."
"Well, Qingfeng, let's take her down. After passing the exam, let Wu Xu teach her the rules, and then take the exam."
"yes"
Qingfeng naturally knew what Li Mingda was talking about, checking whether he was loyal and reliable. Mingyue Qiushui and Xiaoxian could do this together.
Why go to such trouble? Naturally, it was because of Li Mingda's safety. What if someone used means he didn't understand to drop hints?
Mingyue examined the medical skills, Qiu Shui examined the sound, and Xiaoxian examined the voodoo skills. The three of them joined forces. If nothing worked, they could rely on their creator.
Qingfeng took Liuli down, and Li Mingda was sitting in the lobby, hearing a familiar yet unfamiliar voice in his ears.
Ding
Lost treasure
No, it's the system that's a bastard.
"The same joy as the host, harvesting the famous satisfaction in history, and finding out the secrets"
"Reward a poison-avoiding pill, reward Satisfied/Liu Li with 100% loyalty, and reward a set of basic internal skills and mental skills. A set of pills can be used to reach the age of 8."
"Host, please continue to work hard."
...
"System~!"
"system"
"system"
"Do you dare to agree when I call you?"
"Come out and speak."
"do you died?"
"Hey, you peed on the bed"
Sure enough, the baby cow that bubbled and turned into a tumble was gone.
Li Mingda opened his backpack and found the poison-avoiding pill. He clicked on the description: The poison-avoiding pill has the effect of avoiding poison and repelling insects. After eating it, it is immune to all poisons. The materials required for refining***,amp;amp;amp;amp;amp ;amp;、###....
What does this mean? Isn’t it the language of the earth? What are you doing, are you afraid that I will mass-produce it?
Hate
How does it know? How do I think of it? If possible, throw one to Lao Li, one to my mother, one to dry minced meat, one to treat like flowers. You can consider watching his performance in front of the fat bird. Li Ke can also be obedient, and then be around you. There are a lot of masters such as Qingfeng, Mingyue, Canghai, Qiushui, Xiaoxian, Murongxue, Wu Xu and Zheng Wanli.
This system is so annoying. Even if I starve to death, eat poison, or be hit by a plane when I walk out of the door, I will not take your elixir.
I protested and was not impressed.
╭(╯^╰)╮
After half a day, Li Mingda grabbed the elixir and played with it for a while.
Do you want to eat it?
What if it tastes bad?
Does it taste like chocolate?
Or cream?
How about a lick?
Forget it, I'm not a licker.
Finally, unable to bear it anymore, Li Mingda threw the pill-sized poison-avoiding pill into his mouth that he had been thinking about for a long time.
It melts in your mouth and has an indescribable fragrance. It's delicious. I really want to try another one.
After taking the poison-avoiding pill, Li Mingda felt a warm current spreading from his stomach to the surroundings, and he felt much better.
Cool
The whole body is warm
Li Mingda stretched and twisted his neck: "Here, call Wu Xu."
"promise"
The guard at the door ran out in a hurry, and soon Wu Xu came.
"What does the princess want from me?"
"I just received a little girl."
Wu Xu was unhappy for a moment. He took advantage of Bai Fox's absence to reluctantly take the position. Before his position was strong, you accepted another one.
You must keep your position.
Li Mingda was in a daze next to Wu Xu: "Don't be dazed. This princess has arranged her to be with you. You are responsible for teaching her. Her position is different from yours. From now on, she will be my princess's personal maid. You want her to know what information you want to tell her." I don’t need to tell you any information, what can be said, and what can’t be told to the outside world. Do you know these rules? "
It turns out to be a personal maid. It scared me to death. It’s just a little maid. It’s easy to say.
Wu Xu's originally unhappy look instantly turned into a smile: "Xu'er knows, I will definitely teach her well."
To be continued
