This time when the government was opened, just like Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang, he scolded him on the spot until he vomited blood and died.
Wang Buyi, who founded the government and cursed corrupt officials to death, directly gave Li Mingda a lot of rewards. The famous historical generals of the Three Kingdoms: Tian Feng, Xu You, Shi A, Wang Yue, Che Zhou, Hu Che'er, Hu Zhen, Dong Wen , Xu Rong, Li Ru and others who are not very famous, totaling more than thirty inside and outside.
The most important thing is that Li Mingda has a daughter, Li Xiaoxian, also known as Jiuling, who is expert in poison research. Li Mingda plans to let her serve in the Jinyi Guard.
Li Ru and Li Mingda knew that Dong Zhuo was also a shady guy. He started to be arrogant and extravagant, which angered people all over the world. In addition, he always thought he was right and did not listen to Li Ru's arrangements at critical moments, otherwise he would not have ended up like this.
Tian Feng was also a loyal and wise man. If it weren't for idiots like Xu You who always made trouble and conquered the world, it would have been Yuan Shao.
They are all talents, but Xu You is not without merit. At least he has some intelligence, but his loyalty is too low.
Li Mingda was worried at first and asked the system: "Grandson, Xu You is a young boy, do you think it's too late for me to die after you get him out?"
"Stupid humans, this kind of thing can't happen in this system."
"Stupid system, can you guarantee that?"
"Stupid host, believe it or not"
Then Tsundere's system ignored Li Mingda even though he was here. He's too grandson, so just leave. Then a large group of people will be really useful. Xu You can let him hang out in Chang'an City, Hu Che'er, Xu Rong can be thrown somewhere.
Wang Yue and Shi Ah were sent to the Jinyi Guards as errands. As for Tian Feng and so on, it was also good to be sent to the princess's mansion to have a long history.
Li Mingda originally planned to stay with Li Ru, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that he was not suitable for him to stay, so he might as well leave it to the Zhang Jiao brothers.
The biggest thing in the two months was meeting the three brothers Zhang Jiao. Li Mingda asked them to do their old job of preaching, but what they preached was not the Yellow Turban, but his own Tao, Li Mingda Tao.
The plan was almost complete. On a dark night, everything was quiet. Li Mingda also worked hard for this stay. He played at Lao Cheng's house for most of the night, making all kinds of cute jokes to deceive him.
The old gangster Cheng was extremely happy. The matter of Li Mingda's opening of the mansion was settled, and everyone in the court was busy, especially when he killed a corrupt official like Wang Buyi on the spot. His status had risen to At a very high level, people have said that Li Mingda is the future of the Tang Dynasty and the blue sky of the Tang Dynasty.
Li Mingda said that he opened the Jinyi Guard to inspect all officials, which pushed himself to a very high level. Some people even said that folklore said that Li Mingda was the reincarnation of the god, the embodiment of justice.
Li Mingda just wants to continue this momentum and push himself out, so he may not be forgotten even if he didn't show up in the first few years of Jinyiwei.
After regulating everything and driving away the idlers, the three Zhang Jiao brothers entered his study with the help of Qingfeng and Xiaoxian. They gave him an outline of the ancient myths they had memorized and asked Zhang Jiao to add more. Taoist education.
First there is Hongjun and then there is heaven, and Mingda is before Hongjun.
Pangu opened up the heaven and earth with his axe, and the sun and the moon appeared separately.
A group of immortals appeared in Hongmeng Reality, worshiping Mingda as the ancestor immortal.
The ancestors traveled to the sky with wisdom and ordered the immortals to guard the human world.
Xingtian and the Heavenly Emperor fought for the throne of immortality, while Gonggong angrily attacked Mount Buzhou.
The Eastern Emperor Taiyi controls all demons, and Nuwa refines stones to mend the sky.
The original dragon and the original phoenix quarreled, and the sky and the earth changed color.
Kuafu is out of reach day by day, when will Jingwei's reclamation be completed?
Mingzun saw that his heart was hard, and he pointed at the sea to see the mulberry fields.
Ming Zun observed the suffering of the world and issued a decree to save Li Tian.
Pangu transformed the three pure beings into one qi, giving up the new life and entering Nirvana.
The three immortals of the Qing Dynasty, Yu Tai, were enlightened and transformed into cows to set up tests.
All the immortals in the sky came to the world and obeyed the ancestor Ming to save the people.
Then Shennong tasted the herbs, and the Sui people made fire to warm the world.
The Xuanyuan Divine Sword beheaded Chi You, and the Dinghai Divine Needle held down the sea and the sky.
Cangjie cleverly created characters with his spiritual mind, and Leizu raised silkworms to draw silk cocoons.
Fuxi's Bagua is said to be the number of gods, and his descendants are praised for their divine bows.
Wu Gang attacked Guanghan Palace, and Chang'e flew to the moon for elixir.
The three religions jointly honor the list of gods, and Ming Zun waves his hands for thousands of fates.
The King of Chu and his goddess met in Wushan, and the Queen Mother held a banquet for the emperor in Kunlun Mountain.
The Battle of the Gods established the Zhou Dynasty, and the whole world was governed by a good reputation.
Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterflies that aroused his emotions, and he looked forward to the emperor's cries turning blood into cuckoos.
King You plays with the princes with beacon fire, just for the sake of beauty.
The Marquis of the Sui Dynasty rescued the snake and got the pearl, but Bian He offered the jade and his body was broken.
The match between gods and men is punished by heaven, and the filial son tears apart mountains and rivers in anger.
If Tian is grand and Tang Ming realizes his wish, the six paths of reincarnation are boundless.
Infinite magical powers are not a boast, gods, demons, immortals and Buddhas are just a joke.
Ming Da Shi is the ancestral god, and the little boy Si Zi Wei Qingtian.
Opening up the world to educate and transform all living beings, the power of the Tang Dynasty will be passed down forever.
(The verses have been changed by me*?*)
Li Mingda looked at the poem he had revised so beautifully that snot bubbles popped up in his nose. In this way, I am the legendary boss of this world. Does the Creator God know? Hehe.
The three brothers Zhang Jiao knelt down when they saw the poem written by Li Mingda. They used to say one sentence when they were making trouble in the Han Dynasty: The sky is dead, Huang Tian is standing, and the age of Jiazi is good for the world.
Look at our master, he is bigger than the sky and the earth, he is the master of all immortals.
Li Mingda felt a little embarrassed when he saw the admiring looks in Zhang Jiao's three brothers' eyes.
oops
I'm so awesome
"Okay, don't look at me like this. Go ahead and memorize the teachings. Then you can establish a religion and change your name. It's too famous. It's not good. Let's do this. Zhang Jiao, you will be called Zhang from now on." ?, you are called Zhang Shang and Zhang Da, just three brothers"
Zhang Jiao's three brothers bowed down and said, "My lord, please give me your name."
"Don't worry, I will tell you a story next. The most important thing to remember about fairy tales is that all the gods in the world are just the descendants of Mingda Ancestor who came down to manage the world. They are all reincarnations of me. The ancestor’s younger brother”
"I understand, my lord, please explain the myth."
"First of all, I, a big boss, won't talk about it. Then, let's talk about the creation of the sky. I felt that the sky and the earth were in chaos. I have been unconscious for so long. Then I created Pangu, and then gave him an ax to open up the sky and the earth. The chaotic things gradually separated. The light and clear things slowly rose and became the sky; the heavy and turbid things slowly descended and became the earth."
"After the separation of heaven and earth, Pangu was afraid that they would reunite again, so he raised his head to the sky and kicked the earth with his feet. The sky rose one foot every day, and Pangu also grew taller and taller. This way for many years, the relationship between heaven and earth continued. The earth gradually took shape, and Pangu collapsed from exhaustion."
"After Pangu fell, his body underwent tremendous changes. The breath he exhaled turned into the winds and floating clouds of the four seasons; the sounds he made turned into rumbling thunder. His eyes turned into The sun and the moon; his limbs became the east, west, south, and north poles of the earth; his skin became the vast earth, his blood became the endless river, his Sweat turns into rain and dew that nourishes all things.”
"We are not bad people. We will protect his soul and take him away from this world into the sea of stars and heroes to travel beyond the three realms and among the five elements."
"Then, as for the first batch of immortals and demons born between heaven and earth, among them is Hongjun, who was sent by my ancestor Mingda to give them sermons to enlighten them. Sanqing, Nuwa, Fuxi, Zhunti, and Jieying , Taiyi, Dijun, Hongyun, Zhen Yuanzi, Kunpeng, Minghe, Houtu
wait"
Li Mingda can't remember the specific invitations, but there are just a few anyway, so the immortals fill them in one by one, and it's probably a little less. As for whether Zhang Jiao remembers it, it's up to him, as long as the general principle remains unchanged. .
"And Haotian and Queen Mother"
Zhang Jiao scratched his head and asked Li Mingda: "Master, where is the Buddha?"
To be continued