A happy single fat house, 30-year-old Li Mingda, is doing all the things that non-fat house people like. He is holding his own fat house happy water and drinking Jiangnan Dog King Sun Yifeng, Sun Bancheng, Sun Dianjun, Erwu Zai The eternal big brother and the poisonous old fairy Xudong and Mr. Huang who make the majority of water friends no longer believe in science watch the live broadcast of the fat house happy keyboard and fat house happy mouse.
Of course, this is something I have to do in the past. Now, I am watching the StarCraft 2 game.
Today is a good day, StarCraft 2 Korean competition, the legendary StarCraft points, amateur professional and stickman.
Competition among Bangchui players is particularly fierce. They don’t know when they started to think that future wars will be like StarCraft, with people controlling the machines behind the scenes. Therefore, for who knows how long the future will take, South Korea ranks first in the world in its obsession with StarCraft. one.
SOS is known as Brother Gou in China, and he should be named after the dog. He has some strength, but the most famous one is the dog.
Under the combined efforts of Seafood TV Big Brother and Lao Xian, Dog Brother SOS still couldn't withstand this wave of poisonous milk and ended his competition as the runner-up again.
Under the cheers of the water friends, Xudong Huangdian skillfully clicked on site b and found the special song written for sos. He clicked on it and played it in one go.
The prelude to Zheng Zhihua’s Water begins
The bitter sand blows on Sos's face
"Tsk, tsk, poor dog brother, he was killed by the old fairy again, tsk, tsk, there will be another corpse on the Baimen Tower, neither the first nor the last."
After cutting off the live broadcast interface, Li Mingda clicked on the task bar at the bottom of his desktop and found the game he was currently playing.
epic masterpiece
Carefully crafted
500 million yuan
Leading the new black technology era of gaming
The last martial arts
The legendary NetEase dad’s masterpiece Nishuihan
Li Mingda, who had played Fantasy Westward Journey and talked so much about it, couldn't help scratching his head. He was currently having sex for free. NetEase's father seemed a little angry. He had not been offline for several days and was always worried.
Having a single profession is boring. In order to give myself some extra pocket money to buy figurines and happy water, as well as nutrition expenses for watching educational movies, I have all the professions on one account. What’s even crazier is that they are all female accounts, and their faces are exactly the same. The evaluation is that the noble prime minister is charming and charming.
hey-hey
Looking at the rows of daughters.
Heart burning
Heart burning
Heart soaring
Wow
I stood up and poured myself a full glass of happy water. I stepped on a sticky piece of toilet paper under my feet. The happy water in the quilt instantly splashed out. In a perfect arc, part of it splashed onto the main chassis and the power supply.
A beautiful electric arc followed the happy water to Li Mingda's body. Li Mingda's fat body felt happier than the fifth girl in the lightning and thunder (electricity leakage and host gg) for an instant.
Everything goes dark
I don’t know how long it has been
Didn't hear you
Forehead
Looks like I heard someone talking
"Mother, you see she is a little princess."
"so cute"
A weak voice said "Report it to me"
The weak voice came again
"Well, little guy, I almost killed my mother. I don't know what Erlang will name you."
not long after
A voice that was both majestic and gentle reached Li Mingda's ears again.
"Mingda, this is good. By the way, there is also Xiaoming, let's call him Sizi, hahaha, my daughter is so outstanding."
You're a brain-dead girl, I'm a man
Sleepy
sleepy
Nima, what on earth is going on?
want to open eyes
But so sleepy
Forget it, go to bed first
When I woke up, I realized that my brain was probably damaged by electric shock.
a few days later
Li Mingda finally knew that he was not dreaming
Traveled through time by myself
Really
It seems that his mother is Empress Changsun, and his father is Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, who finally died from taking drugs and cultivating immortality.
His eldest brother, Li Chengqian, who failed in the rebellion, his second brother is the legendary fat man Li Tai, and his older brother, who is being ridden step by step by his concubine, is the future Tang Gaozong and the current Jin Dynasty. Wang Lizhi.
The energy of young children is limited, and it takes several months before they have enough to eat and sleep.
One day Li Mingda opened his eyes and turned to look at the gorgeous palace unwillingly.
How to adjust
I still don’t want to travel through time.
No fat house happy water
No games either
I can’t listen to the old fairy’s boasts.
Damn it, I can’t pick up girls
What is the use of this time travel? Give me back my golden cudgel. I want this sky so that it can no longer cover my eyes. I want this land so that my heart can no longer be buried. I want all living beings to understand my thoughts. I want all the Buddhas. All gone!
Li Mingda screamed
A beautiful woman with huge breasts on the side hurriedly picked her up and said, "Princess, are you hungry?"
Before Li Mingda could refuse, a grape was stuffed into Li Mingda's mouth. Smelling the fragrance of milk, Li Mingda began to suck it subconsciously.
Suck, suck, suck
Forget it, for the sake of the nanny in front of me, let it go. From now on, I can love someone else. If I am really Li Mingda, it seems that I died a little early. No, I will wait and think of a solution.
In fact, Li Mingda also checked the information about Princess Li Mingda of Jinyang. After all, the two people have the same name. Li Mingda's nickname is to be called Princess, which is a bit commemorative of a pig called Princess.
It’s hard to look back on the past,
That fat princess
Oh no
Think about it, according to their respective versions of the novels, it is said that Li Mingda, who is currently himself, suffered from congenital heart disease when he was born, mainly caused by the empress Changsun who was not in good health at the time.
But based on what I observed when I opened my eyes, Queen Changsun's body looked very strong, not sick at all.
Once, when Li Mingda was being held by a palace maid, he saw Empress Changsun slap her hand on the seat and leave a handprint on it.
It was made of solid wood, a serious royal item, of excellent quality. Could it be that there was something wrong with the world I came to?
What the situation is, I have no idea.
Is this the martial arts version?
Flying over the eaves and walking over the wall
The light of the sword and the shadow of the sword
Gratitude and resentment
Crazy·men hate women
In his confusion, Li Mingda heard another palace maid talking about Xuanzang, the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty.
Or it’s the mythical version
There are monkeys. There are Bajie, gods, and monsters
Oops, I am just a reincarnated fat man. If the gods and demons in the sky really find out, will Xiao Ming be in danger?
Li Mingda silently pretended to be a cute baby. After all, even though he had the protection of Queen Changsun, he still had to be careful about the troubles caused to his young self.
sunrise and sunset
In Li Mingda's eyes, time flies, and about a year has passed in the blink of an eye. During this period, Li Chengqian and Li Tai visited him many times. Seeing his two eldest brothers teasing him, Li Mingda decisively refused to give face.
Li Zhi has been living in the palace since he was young, and spends most of his time with him except when he is studying. This means that the relationship between the two is really good, and Li Zhi really likes his little sister.
After teasing him every day, Li Mingda decisively showed off his cuteness to the future emperor for the sake of his own future.
Ordinary days passed by in a hurry. Li Mingda was just lucky enough to time travel.
To be continued
