As Li Muyang started telling the story, people gathered around him unknowingly. They thought the story was quite interesting.
After all, it’s not the time for the Internet explosion yet, and there aren’t so many for everyone’s entertainment!
"If you want to make Bai Suzhen fall in love, you must first pick her up!"
"And this person must be handsome. At least he must be able to make people feel good at first sight!"
At this point, Li Muyang was interrupted by Uncle Gu: "Aren't you as handsome as you, Xiao Li?"
"Hahaha... Yes, he must be as handsome as Xiao Li!" The seventh and eighth aunts also agreed.
Wang Zhenzhen nodded involuntarily.
"Where, where, it should be said that he is as handsome as Zhengzhong!" Li Muyang threw the pot away.
When Jin Zhengzhong heard this, he immediately puffed up his chest.
Being recognized by Li Muyang shows that his appearance is also very good.
Hehe, little brother, you will suffer in the future.
"Think about it, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian met on the Broken Bridge, and then they were caught in the rain and gave an umbrella. If Xu Xian was a bad old man, Bai Suzhen would have run away with a look of disgust on his face!"
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, it was indeed true.
"We have a handsome guy like Xu Xian, rainy days, broken bridges, umbrellas, and romantic elements. With such a good atmosphere, it would be unreasonable not to fall in love!"
Although Xiao Qing looked down on Xu Xian, she did not allow anyone to taint her sister's feelings, so she retorted: "These are all your guesses. What if the two of them just love each other sincerely?"
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm just telling you a different version of the story!" Li Muyang cupped his hands and apologized.
Unexpectedly, it was Xiaoqing who broke through the defense first!
"Xiao Qing, don't interrupt, I want to listen to a story!" Bai Susu said.
Li Muyang continued.
"I'm just talking about things. After all, think about it, who would have nothing to do when it's raining outside? It's raining heavily, so everyone runs home quickly to collect their clothes."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed again.
"Besides, the rain is a bit strange. Sooner or later, I helped Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen strike up a conversation. I guess it was a set up."
Li Muyang winked at Jin Zhengzhong.
Jin Zhengzhong immediately understood and said: "Yes, this is a game. Think about it, now some people will not hesitate to resort to heroic means to save beauties in order to pick up girls. It is normal."
Everyone nodded, they were convinced.
Li Muyang extended his thumb again, returning it to you, Jin Zhengzhong.
"Whether it was a bureau or not, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen met each other anyway, and they even exchanged phone numbers..."
"Hey, hey, there was no phone at that time!" Jin Zhengzhong reminded.
"Oh, mistake, mistake, the two exchanged. "The date was at the woman's home, Bai Mansion. It is said that Bai Suzhen used magic to transform the dilapidated mansion into a magnificent one."
"Xu Xian saw that Bai Suzhen was so beautiful and rich. Who wouldn't love her?"
All the boys present nodded in agreement, and then looked at Wang Zhenzhen.
Isn’t this a ready-made Bai Fumei?
"Everyone is watching ***!" Wang Zhenzhen lowered her head, feeling that her face was burning.
"When Bai Suzhen shaped herself into Bai Fumei, Xu Xian knew that the other party had taken the bait and half of his plan was successful, so he fell in love with Bai Suzhen. Everything fell into place naturally! Perfect!"
No one nodded this time. The plot was supposed to develop like this, but something was still wrong.
"Do you feel like something is missing?" Li Muyang asked.
Everyone nodded.
"That's right. How can a relationship be so smooth sailing? It feels so fake. If there are no twists and turns, is it still called a relationship?"
The young men of the younger generation nodded one after another: "Girls nowadays
It’s so hard to follow. It would be great if they were all like the ones in the drama! "
Li Muyang struck while the iron was hot and said, "So someone must stand up and destroy the love between Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen. Only the more they destroy it, the more they will fall in love with each other."
"After all, everyone has a rebellious mentality. The more you don't let me do anything, the more I will do it!"
Kim Jong-zhong was the first to agree, that's what he was like.
"So, our tool man appeared..."
"Tool man? Is he Zen Master Fahai?" Jin Zhengzhong continued.
"Yes, that's him! Zhongzhong, who do you think Fahai is?" Li Muyang asked.
Jin Zhengzhong was suddenly attacked, he looked a little flustered, and opened his mouth: "Fahai is an eminent monk, and his mission is to conquer demons. It was he who subdued the White Snake and suppressed the White Snake under the Leifeng Pagoda. What an old bad guy! "
Everyone nodded again when they heard this. They were all familiar with this scene.
"Let me tell you, Fahai is bad. White Snake hasn't done anything bad, so why are you always staring at me when you have nothing to do? What a nuisance!"
"There are so many monsters in the world, but he just stares at the white snake. He must be a psychopath!"
.....
Everyone defended Bai Suzhen.
Bai Susu smiled slightly when she heard this.
Li Muyang waited for everyone to vent for a while before continuing: "We all feel that Fahai's behavior is a bit unreasonable, as if it is completely targeted at Bai Suzhen."
"But if you think about the problem from another angle, then it all makes sense!"
Everyone's attention was completely attracted, even Kuang Tianyou was paying attention.
"If Fahai loves Bai Suzhen and he is jealous of Xu Xian, then his behavior is very normal!" Li Muyang kept saying nothing surprising.
"What!"
"How can this be!"
Everyone's eyes widened with expressions of disbelief.
Even Bai Susu was a little bit off guard and almost jumped up.
"No, brother, where did you hear this version of the story? It's too...too ridiculous!" Jin Zhengzhong did not dare to support Li Muyang at this moment.
Li Muyang waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet.
"Listen to my analysis. Fa Hai is a senior monk of a generation, and it is his job to conquer demons. There is nothing wrong with that. So at first, when he targeted Bai Suzhen, everyone thought it was natural. After all, the two are naturally hostile."
"But later on, during the fight between Fahai and Bai Suzhen, Fahai gradually fell in love with Bai Suzhen. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been at odds with Bai Suzhen every time. After all, when his demon-collecting bowl came out, Bai Suzhen had no resistance at all."
"It's like I have a gun in my hand, but I don't use it. I'm just kidding you!"
Everyone gasped: "That makes sense!"
"When Fahai heard about Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, his heart suddenly became unsettled. Do you think what he did next?"
"First, I told Xu Xian that we have a master-disciple relationship. To put it bluntly, I want Xu Xian to become a monk and cut off his marriage to Bai Suzhen."
"Then he told Xu Xian that your wife is a monster and will kill you!"
"After Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen got married, he still didn't give up and repeatedly tricked Xu Xian into eliminating demons."
"Bai Suzhen was pregnant with a half-human, half-demon fetus and could not give birth. In the end, the Tathagata gave her a decree, which allowed Bai Suzhen to give birth smoothly."
"Why does Tathagata want to help Bai Suzhen? Is it because Fa Hai asked for help?"
...
Everyone listened to this familiar little plot and thought about it for a while, and it seemed that it really made some sense.
"This method of picking up girls is too old-fashioned. It's just licking. No wonder Fahai can't catch up with White Snake. Besides, Fahai is too ugly and has no good looks. It's useless to live well!" I don't know who made the mistake.
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed.
But Bai Susu didn't smile, she was thinking.
Li Muyang continued to add fuel to the fire.
"When Bai Suzhen's natural disaster comes, she must return to Qingcheng Mountain to avoid the five declines of heaven and man."
"It was Xu Xian and that child who held her back again, delaying her departure."
"At this time, Fahai had no choice but to accept Bai Suzhen and suppress her under Leifeng Pagoda."
Jin Zhengzhong asked in confusion: "Didn't you tell Fa Hai that she admired White Snake? Why did you suppress her?"
Li Muyang gave Jin Zhengzhong a thumbs up again. In terms of praise, it was you who showed off your dance... Xuanwu Boy.
"It's said to be suppression, but actually it's protection. At that time, Bai Suzhen had reached the critical moment of overcoming the disaster, and Leifeng Pagoda was the best shelter."
"And Bai Suzhen is in Leifeng Pagoda. She doesn't have to do any work all day long. She has food and drink. She just has to concentrate on practicing."
"Occasionally, you can lose your temper and force yourself to go out to Leifeng Pagoda to see your son..."
"Tell me, where is the suppression so comfortable and so humane?"
"To put it bluntly, all of this is Fahai spoiling Bai Suzhen. For the sake of love, he lives like a dog."
...
Everyone felt that their three views had been subverted, but the version told by Li Muyang made people feel more real. After all, it was too close to life.
"Unfortunately, in the end, Bai Suzhen escaped from Leifeng Pagoda and suppressed Fa Hai with a backhand."
"I don't know if Bai Suzhen is still alive and well without the protection of Leifeng Pagoda."
"And that heartless Xu Xian, I don't know where he went. He probably went back to the fairy world to enjoy his blessings!"
"At this point, Bai Suzhen is missing from the immortal world, and the immortals no longer have to worry about anyone coming to snatch resources."
"All the immortals are happy, but Fahai and Bai Suzhen are suffering."
Bang bang bang~
The crowd applauded.
"This story is really well told, much more interesting than the old version!"
"Xiao Li is indeed what he wrote. Regardless of whether it is true or not, I was very fascinated by it."
"It sounds good, but it's a little too short!"
...
Ma Xiaoling also glanced at Li Muyang in surprise: "No wonder the richest man in the island country likes to read the book you wrote so much. Although the story you just compiled is a bastard, it's still pretty good."
Li Muyang shrugged, not daring to say anything.
If it were on the original earth, he would have been sprayed by someone long ago.
There are countless brains like his on the planet, but he is just a street writer.
Bai Susu looked gloomy and left here quietly.
Li Muyang waved his hand, and a big wave of luck came into his hands.
When it comes to mentality, he is professional.
But a good marriage was messed up by him, what a sin!
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