"You're mistaken; female ghosts prey on men; male ghosts do the same! How damn weird!"
"Those male ghosts who pick up male prostitutes may have their sleeves cut off in front of them. They refuse to repent and go back to their old ways. They make chickens and dogs restless in sparsely populated places!"
"Okay!" said the giant Kunpeng: "I will take you to a place!"
"..."
"Follow closely and you'll know!" The huge Kunpeng spread its wings and covered thousands of miles away. The mother Kunpeng and Mogan chased after them but still couldn't find them. A small voice came from a distance: "Fly faster!"
Demon Gan shouted to the front: "Old mother-in-law - you are flying too fast! We will never catch up; let's go back to Earth!"
"Don't you want to take you to meet aliens?"
"It is said that aliens will eat Kunpeng! We won't go there! We know that there are tigers in the mountains, so we should avoid them in time to prevent anything bad from happening!"
"This is a rumor! Aliens are so short that they can only eat two aliens to equal one Earthling; and the meat is not delicious!"
Mu Kunpeng also wanted to express her attitude: "Mom! Mo Gan and I are very happy and don't want to take risks! Just let us go?"
"Hey! I wanted to increase your knowledge, but I stopped going when I got there. What a pity!"
"Mom! Go on your own! Capture a few aliens and lock them up; wait until we come back from Earth to eat them!"
"Don't go! Why is it so difficult for you to follow me?" The giant Kunpeng let out a "hoo" and flew back from thousands of miles away, holding the mother Kunpeng with its right fin. It can still fly thousands of miles without using its wings. "
Mo Gan didn’t understand, so he asked, “Why?”
"There is no suction in the universe. You can go wherever you want. It's very convenient."
"The universe has nothing to eat, so it's impossible to eat meteorites hanging in the sky, right?"
The giant Kunpeng said without hesitation: "There is no food here. You have to get close to the planet and smell it to know if there are any aliens inside!"
"Mom! Apart from aliens, aren't there any animals?"
"Yes! The animals here are very strange and ugly! They are tall and big, but the aliens are the opposite. How many planets are my favorite places to visit?"
"..."
There was a "swish" sound and it felt like there was a lot of suction. The giant Kunpeng threw the mother Kunpeng beside him, stared inside, and shouted desperately: "Don't run! I won't go in!"
Demon Gan looked for a long time with the eyes of the Demonic Poison Dragon, but found nothing. The giant Kunpeng reached in and retracted with its flipper hand; he heard a strange cry of "chirp", and then Demon Gan saw clearly: "A guy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, covered in black. He can only bark but cannot speak, and the giant Kunpeng can't speak either." Just ask, put it in your mouth and eat it.
"Mom, what are you eating?"
"Don't you see it looks a bit like a monkey? This is a real alien monkey! Especially there is a lot of meat on the butt, and the taste is different!"
"Then what do we do?"
"Catch one and let you guys try it too!" The giant Kunpeng put his right flipper hand in again, but couldn't see where it was reaching. After a long time, he retracted his hand and caught a striped cat-headed monster; it screamed fiercely! Mo Gan looked at it for a long time without understanding, and asked: "Old mother-in-law, what is this?"
"This is an out-and-out alien leopard; didn't you see it? I caught it and it's still biting my hand. It hurts a little!"
Mother Kunpeng said in a panic: "Since it hurts, just throw it away!"
"You really don't understand? The most delicious thing is the alien leopard! Eating just one is equivalent to eating two aliens!"
"Hey, Mom! Are there things on earth that can be found in aliens?"
"That's not necessarily the case! Mom once caught one that looked very different; it had the organs of many kinds of animals, and looked like many things, including ten big ones and dozens of small ones. It smelled very bad when eaten! It’s because it never takes a bath! However, it will eat anything when it’s hungry and is reluctant to throw it away.”
"Mom! I hate killer whales the most! Can you catch one and let me eat it to relieve my hatred?"
"There may not be killer whales here like those on Earth; they may not look the same; there are no astronomy scientists to name them; they are all names of my own imagination."
"I wonder if I can go in; will there be anything to eat Kunpeng inside?"
"You should not go in. Humans have not been found on this planet yet. However, aliens have entered. They just entered for a while, screamed and then disappeared; they will never come out again!"
"Mom! Is it safe to put your flippers in there?"
"I don't know either! Sometimes I pull it out; the whole fins and hands are full of bugs. If they don't eat Kunpeng's meat, what are they doing lying on my fins and hands? I just pick one and put it next to my teeth, and it rots after a while. , the water that came out was very bitter, and after spitting it out, it was green."
"Is it not allowed to eat?"
"So far, no one has done any research on this kind of thing! It doesn't taste good and it's small, so I won't eat it!"
"I heard that some bugs can't come out after burrowing into the body. They can also make nests inside and reproduce."
"I have a lot of little bulges that I can't name. I wonder if bugs are making nests in them?"
"Mom! These bugs will suck Kunpeng's blood; why don't we ask the fairy doctor to take a look?"
"Nowadays, most of the fairy doctors are eaten by sick people. It is rare to see a few with good medical skills. They look extremely ugly and want to eat them even if they don't treat them. After they are cured, they usually can't run away! "
"Those bulges on the body must be bugs; it's better to see a fairy doctor to be more cautious."
The huge Kunpeng did not move, but still reached in with its flipper, and after stroking for a long time, it pulled out something that looked like a human and a dog, and asked: "Do you know how to heal?" After several times, I just heard "chirp, chirp", but I don't know what it means? "
"Mom, we don't understand the language of the alien monsters; we don't know what they say!"
"No matter what it says!" The giant Kunpeng put it in his mouth and swallowed it without seeing it. He said, "It's too small! Sometimes it takes me a whole day to eat half full here! The body is too big and needs a lot of food. "If there is no planet, there will be no food, and I can't stay in the universe."
"Mom! A body as big as yours has nowhere to go but the universe. A poisonous dragon, one or two hundred meters away, is like two small earthworms with dragon heads in your eyes; even if you eat it, you won't feel it. !”
"The Demonic Poison Dragon is only enough to fill up the edges of the teeth; at least dozens of them are needed to fill it up; if the Demonic Liver were not my son-in-law, I would have eaten him long ago. Can I still let him live to this day?"
Demon Gan is a little panicked! No wonder the old mother-in-law’s eyes are always staring at me, wondering what she means? It turns out that I wanted to eat people more than once! This old woman really doesn’t understand ethics! Even the fairy doctors who treat diseases eat it! I wonder if you haven’t read the book? All I want to do is fill my stomach! "
The giant Kunpeng was not interested in this: he continued to stretch his fin hand inside to catch, and after a while, he caught a dark person; no hair, one meter tall, nothing on, even a fool would know it was a woman; the head She has a big body and a small body; a pair of blue eyes are shining with spiritual light; the huge Kunpeng is pinched with two fingers. She is less than a finger wide in length and asks to her giant whale mouth: "Can you heal?"
It screamed "chirp" for a while.
The giant Kunpeng was confused and asked: "What did you say?"
"..."
"Mom; can't she understand what you are saying?"
The giant Kunpeng looked everywhere; there was no one in the universe, and shouted loudly: "Hey - who can translate the alien language?"
"Mom, there's obviously no one there. It's not like I can't see you. I don't know what to call?"
"You won't understand even if I tell you!" The huge Kunpeng shouted several times in a row; in a flash, an immortal appeared; wearing a wide-sleeved gown, holding a huge green parrot in his hand; a man's appearance; eyebrow painting , The posture is coquettish, very like a woman. Question: "Can you translate alien languages?"
"Won't?"
"If you don't know it, it's useless to come. Did you see that there is an alien in my hand? Its body is not as big as your parrot. She just chirped for a long time, but I didn't understand a word she said.
The immortal who looked very much like a woman lowered his head and stared at the parrot and explained: "Just now, you heard it too; the big bird Kunpeng wants you to translate alien texts, can you help?"
"..."
