"The conjoined body is successful!" Demon Gan just shouted, and he drank a large amount of water, choking uncomfortably. He endured the difficulty of emerging from the ocean, coughed hard, and spit out a lot of water before finally taking a breath. It bounced around for a while; the salty taste was still in my throat; the discomfort remained unabated.
Suo Di Demonic Poison Dragon followed closely and shouted: "Should we be conjoined? This is the best chance!" She was completely prepared in her heart. Like the Kunpeng Demonic Poison Dragon, a dragon tail swept over and hit Demon Gan. ; Seeing him bending down, he was bounced more than 400 meters away and couldn't make it back for a long time. Soon, a small humming sound came: "My waist is broken!"
"Hey! What are you talking about? I can't hear you clearly!" There was no response. Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon Fei was full of energy, came to Demon Gan, and asked: "..."
"You are too cruel! Do you want my life? Your waist is about to break!"
"Impossible! Kunpeng Demonic Poison Dragon and my mother are conjoined, isn't that true?"
"That was in the water; we were on the ocean surface."
"My beloved, never be separated! No matter whether you can become a poisonous dragon or not, I will always be your wife!"
"Yes, for sure! The Demonic Poison Dragon is still in my body; it will come out when it misses you."
"I don't want it to think, I want you to be conjoined with me! How could you be so stupid?"
"You don't have to turn into a poisonous dragon to have a chance! I really envy my old mother-in-law; she is very happy after being conjoined! I hope this happiness will come to us soon."
"Can't you get the Demonic Poison Dragon out as soon as possible? If it can't be conjoined, there will still be holes for others to take advantage of."
"I remembered that my old mother-in-law's body smells very good; the poisonous dragon will stick out of its head when it smells that smell."
Suo Di Demonic Poison Dragon hesitated for a while and asked: "I don't have that kind of fragrance, what should I do?"
"Won't you ask your mother?"
Suo Di's Demonic Poison Dragon was flying around in the air, making up her mind secretly. She then moved her gaze to Demon Gan's face and said, "Don't run around! I'll be back in a minute!" She dived down, and the dragon's head went straight into it. When it entered the water, it was tossed by the waves and disappeared.
The demon liver waited stupidly, but did not come out for a long time; suddenly a small voice came: "Mogan - what are you doing here?" The voice belonged to a woman, and it sounded vague and very curious; looking back, A woman is wearing a fashionable wide-sleeved skirt, like a ball of flame floating in the air; a hairpin is inserted into her bun; her slim figure is exceptionally beautiful! I couldn't help shouting: "Hey - who are you?"
"You can't even hear my voice; yet you turned your back on me?"
"Are you Jade Lingzhi?"
"No! Yu Lingzhi has a child. Are you still worried about her?"
"Then who are you?"
She shook her body vigorously and shouted: "You don't even recognize me anymore; I'm gay!"
"Aren't you on a snow-capped mountain? Why did you come down here?"
"Something happened to Master! He was having an affair with a female student and was reported! King Xia surrounded and suppressed with heavy troops; some escaped and others dispersed; Master fled to no one knows where!"
"What kind of master is this? He looks like a prude! He said that male and female students are not allowed to fall in love, so why can't he control himself?"
"You are all in the dark. He started this class to attract many female students to go to the mountains to learn kung fu. In fact, it was to get more women. Or, where can a bachelor master find so many women?"
"Isn't it allowed to have three wives and four concubines? This is nothing?"
"The problem was that the female student got pregnant, but there was no solution. Finally, the paper failed, and she was discovered by her family. Her family was a very powerful family, so they complained directly to King Xia; they were designated as a black school, and they raised 10,000 troops without any effort...
Demon Gan searched the memory in his brain and said: "I thought something was wrong with Master's eyes. He was often sneaky. I didn't expect him to be a pervert hiding on the top of the snow mountain! All the students have learned nothing and are not sincere. He also opposed the lack of intimacy between men and women and advocated that students should not fall in love. Originally, he was afraid that all the female students would be taken away. Is there any point in running a black school like this?"
"It's really sanctimonious and not a good teacher! You can't set an example! If I'm fine, I will definitely be able to witness this miserable situation with my own eyes!"
"Go and have a look now, it's not impossible! You'll be back in a little while!"
Mo Gan thought carefully for a while and said, "Suo Di went into the ocean; I have to wait for her!"
"What are you waiting for? She turned into a poisonous dragon. Isn't it useless to wait?"
"How do you know?"
"Have you forgotten? It happened on the mountain; all the students were present."
"It's still not okay to walk away like this! At the very least, we have to wait for her to come up and see her."
Tongqiang has been thinking about Demon Gan for a long time, thinking that he is also a Demonic Poison Dragon. Unexpectedly, he is fine now. Just as they were about to hold hands, a gust of ocean wind came over; the lover's long red dress with wide sleeves and large hem turned into a kite with broken strings, and blew away in a moment; the demon liver shouted anxiously: "Wait for me!" and chased after me fiercely. , and the wind sent him, and after a while he came to her side, and the two of them finally held their hands tightly and flew around... The wind became smaller and smaller, and finally stopped in the air; Mogan felt that there was a lot of moisture in what Gay said. , suspiciously asked: I have not been here long; how could Master have an affair with a female student? "
"Master and the female student had already been hooking up before you went up the mountain. It's not surprising that this kind of thing will happen in the future!"
Mo Gan thought about it, but he always felt that the time was wrong, and just wanted to test it: "Can you take me up the mountain to have a look?"
Tongqiang hesitated for a while and said, "I'm not going! There is no one in the cave. It's so gloomy that ghosts can kill people!"
Mo Gan frowned and couldn't think about it; he asked: "Why are you afraid of me going up the mountain? There must be some article in this!"
"Aren't you waiting for someone? What are you doing up there? What if Suo Di emerges from the ocean and can't find you?"
"How big is the ocean? If Suo Di goes in, she may not be able to find her mother; let's go up the mountain to take a look first, and we'll come down in a while!" Mo Gan also discovered a problem; Tong Xiang couldn't fly before and had rabies; now The homosexual you see is like a bride; have you ever been married? Or she's having an affair outside; she's not afraid of being infected by my evil poison? "
The gay man shakes his body "humming and groaning" to prevent the devil's liver from climbing up the mountain; the more he does this, the more suspicious he becomes. Demon Gan decided not to answer any more, and flew up by himself, and soon arrived at the snow-capped mountains; to his surprise, Gay Lian followed him! At the entrance of the snow mountain cave, people walked around from time to time; these men and women were all dressed as students; Mo Gan couldn't help shouting: "Hey - I am Mo Gan!"
All the people inside hid, and there were screams; for a long time, the master flashed, appeared at the entrance of the cave, and shouted in the air: "Devil liver! You can't scare the students! Do I still want to teach?" "
"You still teach? What did I learn from you here? Did you drive away the homosexuals?"
"What am I saying? You don't understand the situation! You are in love with several male students. How can you teach if you don't drive them out of the cave? These students are in their youth, innocent and easily infected by bad behavior! Such If we don’t drive out bad students, we may ruin the academic style!”
"Don't be pretentious! You are an out-and-out pervert! Let me ask you: "Why are you recruiting so many female students? "
As soon as these words came out, the skater broke into a cold sweat and asked after a long time: "Did she ask you to cause trouble?"
"What trouble are you looking for? You haven't wiped your butt clean, and you still want to make irresponsible remarks. How many female students have you had affairs with?"
This is a serious statement! The skater's face was red; there were many male and female students surrounding him, but no one said a word. After taking a breath, he slowly calmed down: "I won't tell you; you go and find the magician!"
"The old man has turned into Kunpeng and is here to eat you?"
"Huh? How long has it been? Winter hasn't arrived yet, so why..."
"The old man is proficient in magic! This time it is not caused by magic..."
"Impossible? Reincarnation takes at least one year. Some people have died and it is impossible for them to be reincarnated for hundreds of years. It is obviously a scam!"
"If you don't believe it, see for yourself!"
"Will I believe you are colluding to cause trouble? Who will lead the way?"
Mo Gan also wants to see the ocean; has Suo Di come out? A person flew away in a hurry; Tongqiang followed closely, but did not see the master coming down, and soon reached the ocean sky; the wind was strong here, and the waves were huge; he could not stand firmly in the air. Slider suddenly appeared and asked: "Where is the magician you mentioned?"
Mo Gan was shocked, thinking that the master did not dare to come down, but unexpectedly he kept following him invisibly, and casually said: "..."
"Such a big storm; can people stay in the ocean?"
"Didn't I tell you? The old man has turned into a Kunpeng; he can go up to the sky and into the sea."
"The situation you said cannot be verified. You have to see something!"
"Such a big ocean; where can I find it?"
"So, who can guarantee that you didn't lie?"
Homosexual shouted without hesitation: "I promise!"
