Mo Gan didn't believe it; ever since Suo Di rejected the conjoined body, he was going crazy thinking about women, so he quietly shouted at the door: "Hey - I'm a man! I'm the one you're looking for!"
The woman rolling on the bed suddenly heard it. She was stunned for a moment. She looked up and saw no one. She asked, "Where are you?"
"I'm at your doorstep!"
She looked left and right but couldn't see anything, so she screamed loudly: "There's a ghost - there's a ghost!"
Demon Liver is scared! He left in a panic and hid behind a tree to peek; "dong dong dong" came a lot of palace guards, holding curved bows, golden knives, and spears in their hands. They looked everywhere but couldn't find any; one of the spies asked: " Where is the ghost?"
"It was right where you were standing; you couldn't see it, you could only hear the sound."
"Are you daydreaming again? King Tu is worrying about who to find to sleep with. Why don't you try your luck quickly? If you miss it, you will have no chance."
This phrase is very important. She got up from the bed, shook her body casually, and turned into a beautiful beauty. The long skirt she just wore also turned into a long skirt with wide sleeves and a wide hem. The hem of the skirt remained in the same place after walking a long way; After the face is painted, the skin is fair - the eyebrows are drawn, the eyes are clear-cut, and the small mouth is red. That curvaceous and graceful figure almost fascinated the armed guards; for a moment, it was hard to tell that it was her who was rolling on the bed and shouting about love. When others are not paying attention, bend your legs, fly up, and try your best to escape from this place.
Mogan couldn't figure it out; how could a woman miss a man so crazily? But Suo Di found reasons to refuse, feeling very annoyed. She flicked her legs and followed closely, and they were there in a blink of an eye. King Tu sits high on the stage, with a large dragon robe covering the couch. He has the body of a dog and the head of a dog, with his mouth slightly open. His eyes are fixed on the sachets hanging by the concubines under the stage. Whoever hits the target will be sent to bed. Quan; Now the competition has entered the third round, two batches of concubines have been eliminated, and only three people are left to win the championship! The first contestant holds a bow in his left hand, pulls the string to the end with his right hand wearing a spanner, takes aim, and makes a "boom" sound as he passes by wiping the sachet. The referee eunuch who was standing aside and observing shouted: "An arrow failed."
The first player was very angry. He waved his hand with all his strength, then put on the second arrow and pulled it all the way. He concentrated on taking aim here and there. He pulled hard, and with a "bang" sound, it popped out and hit a little bit on the side, but it didn't stick on it. Beat the sachet until it shakes. The eunuch stared and shouted: "Failure! Another failure; there is only one last arrow left, so make good use of it!"
"I was cumming just fine just now, why can't I cum now?"
The eunuch specifically said the important thing: "That's because you are too nervous!"
"Why do my hands shake when I shoot an arrow?"
"It's the fear of being taken away by others; the more you worry, the worse your ejaculation will be!"
King Tu couldn't wait any longer and shouted loudly: "Okay! Just shoot! It's not that I won't give you a chance! Now it's your fault for not shooting, so you can't blame others!"
The first player, when he took the last arrow, fully understood in his heart that even if he hit the target, he would lose. He didn't take aim, and shot out with a "bang". Even the sachet flew away, and the arrow was still stuck in the sachet. The eunuch ran for a while, bent down to pick it up, held it high and shouted: "It's hit - the arrow is in the middle of the sachet. This is the best arrow!"
The King of Tu got tired of looking at it, so he turned around and disappeared; a voice could still be heard saying: "Whoever hits more shots will be sent here!"
The newly arrived concubine is not eligible to participate; she must take a shortcut, follow the Tu Dawang, and disappear from everyone's sight. There were two dragons lying on the couch where King Tu was sitting; Demon Gan was shocked when he saw it! It turned out to be Suo Di Demonic Poison Dragon and Chun'er Demonic Poison Dragon; they quietly walked over and shouted: "Mom, why are you here?"
"Suo Di and I were swept here by the evil wind. In order to find out the movements of King Tu, we turned it into a couch. He actually sat on it without realizing that there were two people at all."
"Didn't the elves say that you were captured by the palace guards?"
"Why would you listen to their nonsense? Palace guards don't go out to arrest people!"
Demon Gan felt dissatisfied and asked: "Female elf, how did you do it? The situation is not accurate at all?"
“Sometimes hearsay is not accurate; but most of it is accurate!”
"From now on, I don't want you to give random orders! I've made a lot of mistakes!"
"If you don't want to, don't! We will live in your body anyway."
Suo Di's Demonic Poison Dragon became jealous and cursed: "Little goblin: get out of here quickly, don't live in the body of a fashionable man!"
"We can't help but have nothing to do with you! Some women are just mean! There are men who don't take good care of them. When they are gone, they feel panicked and look everywhere, how can they find it in time? We saw this man first; he will never take good care of him. Give it to someone else!”
"You little bitch! If you dare to fart again! Wait until I get in and tear your mouth apart!"
Chun'er gently pulled Suo Di and whispered: "You can't drill! Since we don't want to be conjoined, what should we do if we are conjoined?"
The female elf in the pupils stared at the head of Suo Di's poisonous dragon and cursed: "You are the worst woman! You are ugly and very tricky! You are not as docile as the woman next to you! Everyone saw it just now; when the earth king Sitting on the couch, there was no movement at all.”
"That other woman is a woman! She is my mother! She is also your elder!"
"You can't say that; she is not our elder! We are not related by blood! If there is a man, he will definitely not marry you; do you know why?"
"Don't you dare to be nagging again! I will fight with you! It makes sense for each of them to live in the body of his beloved! You don't even know that there is a poisonous dragon in his body."
"We won't be fooled! How many times have we searched for the poisonous dragon? We haven't found the last one. Who can't see it? You are the real poisonous dragon!"
Suo Di was furious and rushed over. Her body was too big and she had to shrink to get into Demon Gan's body. However, it couldn't be done. The female elf saw the problem and shouted proudly: "Do you have the ability to come in?" Chun'er went over and grabbed Suo Di's hand, flew to the side and asked quietly: "What are you going in for? I don't know what these things are?"
"Mom! They all have female voices. What if the demon liver is taken away?"
"Can't you see? How old are they? Don't worry, mom will take care of it for you!"
The female elf shouted in Demon Gan's pupils: "Master!" Who are they? "
"Don't talk nonsense in the future! Don't you know everything? Show me quickly; what did the woman who wanted to fall in love do just now?"
"Hehehe" the female elf smiled with her eyes covered, her voice coming out from between her fingers.
Demon Gan asked inexplicably: "..."
"Follow me!" The female elf standing in the pupil pointed and commanded; Demon Gan looked through it and could see a small black dot. Her hands were thinner than hair. She moved around, and the voice followed. .
"Little goblin! Don't get in the eyes of your beloved! Get out of here!"
Demon Gan's eyes fell on Suo Di Demonic Poison Dragon's face and said: "..."
Chun'er also wanted to take a look; she gently tugged on Suo Di's Demonic Poison Dragon's claws; she wanted to scold Demon Gan for not being a human being; but in the end she endured it.
After a while, they came to the highest and largest pavilion. According to the female elf, "This is where King Tu lives. The concubines ask to sleep with him day and night every day. King Tu is even scared to see his concubines! His body has shrunk twice." ." This made Demon Gan very interested and asked: "..."
"The Earth King used to be ten meters tall; he also had a two-meter-long dragon tail, which was more beautiful than the Demonic Poison Dragon!"
Suo Di cursed: "Fart! My and my mother's tails are the most beautiful in the world! How can a big man who smells like dog have such a beautiful tail?"
"Okay!" Mo Gan's eyes moved to Suo Di's face and said, "There may be palace guards here. If someone hears it, it will be very troublesome!"
Chun'er also wanted to hear it, and whispered into Suo Di's ear: "Let her speak! We were the King of Tu's seat, but we didn't find that he had a tail."
Suo Di still wanted to make a quarrel, so she endured it and did not speak out.
The female elf sat next to the pupils of the demon liver; her legs kept swinging, and she was still a little excited and said: "King Tu is a very honorable person; he never refuses the concubines he brings; he also told the eunuch, the more the merrier! This kept the eunuchs busy! Ten concubines were sent away during the day, and twenty were sent out at night. At dawn the next day, King Tu came out of the palace, shrunk to only five meters, and even his tail was gone. I heard that his The tail was eaten by the concubines; therefore, King Tu made a rule: he could only visit the bed once a day, and he had to rely on his performance to speak for himself. This led to the harem being full of shooting ranges, either shooting sachets or pearls. . Such a small thing; I can’t even think about those concubines with myopia. That’s why the scene I just saw happened.”
