"Mom, you are more than 30 years old and almost 50 years old. You have not gone through any difficulties! Now that you are fine, since you have become a poisonous dragon, you must avenge the master and take back our home! Isn't that what I mean? What kind of king's people drove me to the magic island?"
"His name is King Xia; I hate him too! I once advised my father to live on the job but one of his legs was broken and he became a disabled person; it was impossible to achieve! Put all your hopes on me; let me go Fulfill his unfulfilled wish!"
"Okay! Mom supports you! Fight wherever you go; wherever you go, Mom will definitely accompany you to the end!"
Suo Qifan became more and more uncomfortable as he listened, and asked: "Are you really going to fight with Demon Liver? You are so old, you should rest, and let me and Suo Di do it?"
"Originally, I was a bit old; but with your brother-in-law's inspiration, I became more than 20 years younger, and now I'm about the same age as you! If my sister and I were together, people would definitely think that we were sisters. Do you think that's right? Should I thank him?"
"Who am I not going to thank? He was shameless and took away my sister; he still calls me uncle, and I feel very depressed!"
"It's because you haven't let go; as the saying goes, men should marry when they are older, and women should marry when they are older; this is human nature! You should modify your brain and delete those messy messages, and the problem will be solved!"
"Mom! Why do you always prefer him?"
"You want to call me mom from now on? Blame your father for teaching you; your mother is not allowed to call you like that because of her famous family!"
"I can't change my words. My mother is my mother and my mother is my mother. What's the difference?"
"Mom represents immediate family members, and Niang has a great meaning. For example, aunt can be called aunt for the sake of being nice. There are also many people with other surnames, such as Wang Niang, Zhang Niang, Li Niang, etc. In fact, they can also be called Wang Aunt. , Aunt Zhang, Aunt Li and the like."
"Then you teach your sister to shout first; then I will shout too!"
Chun'er's eyes moved to Suo Di's poisonous dragon head and asked, "Did you hear what your brother said?"
"Mom; I know!"
"Listen, my sister has a flexible mind! It's not like you are a dead-brainer! No wonder you and the devil liver quarrel every day! Now that I'm here, no more quarrels!"
"Brother - I just want you to call me mom? You're not an outsider; why can't you change your words?"
Mo Gan also said: "Mom sounds better than mother! I never call my mother mother? That's because the status is different; when I'm at home, I call her mother."
"How come there are so many famous names?"
"Don't you even know how to call me mom? What's so awkward about this?"
Suo Di's Demonic Poison Dragon stretched its head over and shouted to Suo Qifan's Demonic Poison Dragon: "Brother, I'll teach you how to shout!"
"No need; should I do it myself?" Suo Qifan adjusted his mentality for a long time before he stuttered and shouted: "Mom!"
"Hey!" Chun'er agreed simply.
Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon thought of another thing and had to ask: "Mom, what if I marry Demon Gan and my brother is conjoined with him?"
"This is easy to handle! Wouldn't it be over if we separate them?"
"Maybe not? The master and the imperial master on the top of the snow mountain tried a lot of thinking, but still couldn't separate the two. In fact, the master knew in his heart that his brother and the demon liver were conjoined, and there was a demon poison dragon on the outside, just like We are the same now; even if we take the poisonous dragon back into our body, we will still be conjoined."
"That's because you haven't found a real expert. Otherwise, why can't you open it? Your second mother has good kung fu. I heard that her master is an expert, and maybe he can separate you two. It's not congenital. It's sexual, it can't be so firmly connected!"
"Mom! My body is worn in my brother's back. It's like the skin on his back has wrapped me up. How can I separate it?"
"You don't have to worry about this! Someone who knows how to do it will do it!"
"Mom, we must separate the two of us before the devil liver and I can get married!"
"Don't think about it now; I'm still a poisonous dragon and can't turn into a human; let's talk about it later when we have a chance!"
"I don't know what time it is now. Once it gets dark, there will be no time. If it's daytime, you can still look for a sundial to tell the time!"
"Mom! There is no sundial on the magic island! Most people tell the time by looking at the position of the sun in the sky."
"Will you watch it?"
Demon Gan wanted to show off: "Can I watch?"
"What do you think?"
"Generally, when the sun is in the sky, it is 12 o'clock at noon. The rest depends on the length of the shadow behind the stone."
"What if it's cloudy or rainy?"
"This, I can't see this!"
"Mom has experience in telling the time. If it's cloudy, look at how dark the sky is. It's more accurate to rely on intuition. The color of the time from 1 to 3 o'clock at noon is different from the color of the sky from 4 to 6 o'clock. It takes a long time to feel it. come out!"
Suo Di praised loudly: "I feel the same way. It feels early at noon; it feels late between four and six o'clock, and it will get dark gradually from now on!"
Chun'er stared at the cave on the magic island from afar for a while, then asked, "Are you afraid of living in it?"
Mo Gan said without hesitation: "Children are afraid of ghosts! The people on Devil Island are all demons. Almost all of them know magic and can exorcise ghosts. So no one is afraid. Now we have all turned into poisonous dragons. Not only are we not afraid, but on the contrary, we can Eat ghosts!"
"The night is too late; alternatively, go ask your second mother; if you can find her master, your conjoined problem will be solved soon!"
"Aren't you going to settle accounts with King Xia?"
"Yes! Late at night, while King Xia was sleeping, he became a dead pig. He breathed out a breath of dragon energy to lock him up and ate him as soon as he inhaled it. From now on, our home will no longer be a magic island cave!"
A lot has been said; Demon Gan is still hesitant; there is an old mother-in-law by his side; he has the final say and feels that something is not right. There is Suo Qifan behind him; even if Suo Di is married, the wedding night will be a big problem. A desolation flashed across Chun'er Mo Polong's face; since marrying Suo Wanguan, he has enjoyed endless happiness; he is not satisfied with anything; in terms of financial management, he has the final say on all his possessions; even his silk industry is managed by himself ; When it gets dark and I go to bed, having him by my pillow, caressing me in every possible way, is sweeter than falling into a honeypot; more than thirty years have passed in the blink of an eye, and I didn’t expect this difficulty still exists; it’s been thirty years in the east of the river and forty years in the west of the river. ah?
"Mom! What are we waiting for?" Suo Di's Demonic Poison Dragon was flying around in the air, eager to fight.
"I wonder if your second mother is asleep?"
"It's so dark, and she has a lot of things to do at home; how can she possibly sleep?"
"Then let's go down and take a look?"
Demon Gan couldn't help shouting: "Mom! Don't go down there; we all have the Demon Poison Dragon on our bodies. What if my family members are infected and all turn into the Demon Poison Dragon?"
Chun'er hesitated for a long time; there was always unspeakable concern, so she gritted her teeth and shouted: "Let's go!"
Mo Gan's body was on the left, flying with Suo Qifan on his back. He also stretched out his long dragon claws to try to hold Suo Di's claws. Unexpectedly, he was held tightly by her and flew forward. Chun'er couldn't stand it and looked down: "You still think it's a sightseeing tour? There's still a long way to go!"
"Mom! I want to be with Demon Liver. It would be great if we could get married now!"
"Whatever you say! Don't be so bitter; your father and I have never held hands!"
Demon Gan had no choice but to let go of Suo Di's warm paws and fly forward desperately with Suo Qifan on his back; it was better for him to be on his back, and he had the nerve to say: "You are my brother-in-law! You have to work harder!"
Chun'er thinks they are poisonous dragons. As long as they don't fight, it means there is no fight! It's here in a blink of an eye; this is what Chun'er didn't expect; before turning into a poisonous dragon, it was impossible to even fly; but now it is flying so fast; what comes into view is that the lanterns of King Xia's palace have just come on, which makes people feel that it is still early; everywhere in the palace is everywhere Someone was moving; the Demonic Liver circled in the air several times, making the entire palace clear, and swooped down towards the tallest and most gorgeous palace building, bumping into something unknown a hundred meters away; dizziness, all thanks to Suo Qifan Flying into the air on your back...
"Moo moo!" A cow-like cry suddenly sounded, and then the palace was filled with miscellaneous people; suddenly many fully armed archers came out, and someone shouted: "Shoot!"
"A shower of arrows came down like raindrops, densely packed."
Suo Di's magic poisonous dragon's hands and eyes quickly shouted: "Invisible!" He became invisible first; Chun'er did the same with him; they were all in very high positions, and the arrows could not shoot so high. However, the stupid Suo Qifan only knew how to fly as fast as he could and didn't know how to become invisible. As a result, the Demonic Poison Dragon's body was filled with a row of dense arrows. It flew to a high altitude, became dizzy, and fell down in a curve. It fell heavily on the hillside and rolled for a while. Blocked by several big trees...
Suo Di's Demonic Poison Dragon followed and swooped down; Chun'er stared at the palace; the people inside did not chase him out; but he bent his bow and put another arrow on it, and drew it to the end to face the dark sky. Chun'er never imagined that there would be something above the palace? what is it then? I still haven’t figured it out yet; why can their arrows be shot again? With questions in my head and my son-in-law in my heart, I swooped down...
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