"You can't call me mother-in-law! Don't you see that my father doesn't agree?"
"Don't you understand this? My old father-in-law has an idea; if your sister doesn't marry me, she won't be able to get married! Who dares to get close to her? At the same time, I hope your sister will become what she used to be! Do you think this is possible? ?"
"Go away, you still say that! I will beat you to death!"
"Am I afraid of you? My body is connected, and you still fart like this? Didn't you hear your sister call me my beloved? You are my future uncle, don't you understand?"
"Dong dong dong!" Suo Qifan hit Mo Gan on the chest with his fist. "Pa, pa, pa" Mo Gan slapped him in the face with his palm...
"Okay!" Suo Wanguan shouted to the invisible poisonous dragon in the blue light. After a while, the heads of Mogan and Suo Qifan separated, and the backs of their heads faced each other - it was very difficult to do things! Apart from fighting, the two of them just kept scolding.
"Old mother-in-law—come back quickly! This is your long skirt, do you see it?"
"I told you not to shout like that? Why can't you listen?"
"Your sister married me! Don't shout like that; can you teach me how to shout?"
"Who agreed? Don't be so smart!"
"Think better! This is a magic island! Without my father's strong support, your parents don't even have a place to live?"
"Others can't understand, do you think I don't understand? It's all because of you that my family is like this!"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Still asking! Don't you understand in your heart?"
Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon came to the blue light and shouted into it: "Devil liver - have you seen my mother's soul?"
"I haven't seen it yet! Isn't the National Master casting a spell?"
"You two, stop making trouble in there and come out quickly! It will affect the operations of the national division."
Demonic liver and Suo Qifan continued to talk here and there, rolling all the way, and turned into a poisonous dragon head emerging from the blue light. The mahogany sword of the imperial master was only one foot long, and it was spinning countless times against the old mother-in-law's long skirt. The sound of "woo woo woo" is scarier than a ghost! Suddenly, in a flash, Chun'er's soul appeared in the blue light, crying: "It was fine! Now it's over, she was captured by the male ghost, locked up with him, and did everything! As a chaste woman , I have no shame to come back! Or the male ghost is so brave, he thought he had locked my heart, so he let it go; I saw my long skirt from a distance, I wonder who got it here? This skirt is precious, it was purchased at a high price Wouldn’t it be a pity to leave the handicrafts you bought here?”
Seeing that the opportunity had come, the Imperial Master used magic to get Chun'er's soul out of the blue light, held it tightly in his right hand, landed next to her lying down, and personally sent the light of his palm into her body. This time it worked; Chun'er's eyelids trembled violently for a while, then she opened them, her eyes were deep and bright, shining with the light of black gemstones; the first thing she said was to ask: "Where am I?"
"..."
"Do we have a place to stay?"
The Imperial Master immediately sent his face over and said, "We found it, it's in the cave on the side in front!"
"I have a family, why do I have to live in a cave?"
Suo Wanguande explained: "Maybe you forgot! Your home..."
"Old mother-in-law, you finally woke up? I asked the national master to help you summon your soul, and you were able to recover."
"Who are you? How could this happen?"
"I am your son-in-law; have you forgotten?"
Chun'er seemed to be thinking and couldn't remember anything. Suo Di's dragon head stretched out, frightening her so much that she almost fainted. It took her a long time to recover and asked: "Who are you? Do I know you?"
"I am your daughter, my brother Suo Qifan and I are twins; have you forgotten?"
Chun'er's bright eyes dimmed; she said: "I don't have twins like you; I remember giving birth to a boy and a girl; how could it be a dragon?"
"Old mother-in-law, think about it carefully, who is the person who sent me to the mountain to learn kung fu?"
"That was a gift from the master; I didn't know anything about it! I heard that it was a mess and even sent servants to encircle and suppress it!"
"Yes! Master's skills are very high; he taught us to be like this!"
"Your voice sounds very forced; are you taking advantage of the situation?"
"Mom - you are mistaken! He is the son-in-law designated by my father, and that is why we were able to come to the Magic Island."
"Ah? A magic island? No wonder I was locked in a space by a ghost. He..."
"Stop talking!" Suo Wanguan's face burned to his ears; Chun'er didn't care, he did! Who wants to be a cuckold? Or a ghost; how embarrassing?
"Ah? You all know? I don't think I told anyone?"
"There's something wrong with your head! Stop talking!" Suo Wanguan's eyes moved to the Imperial Master's face and asked: "..."
The Imperial Master made no move, pushed with both hands, and the blue light came out, facing Chun'er's head; he found a small black dot inside, and magnified it ten times, and it still remained the same: "Is this the cause of the problem?"
When the demonic body showed itself, he shouted loudly: "Let me come!" A magic light flashed in and bounced back with a "bang" sound. After several attempts in a row, he failed and asked: "How could this happen?"
"Who are you asking? Is magic going backwards?" The national master said, "It looks like a small black dot, but there is a lot of knowledge hidden inside."
"Old man; let me do it!"
"You? Little prince, don't come and join in the fun! Not even the devil! What can you do?"
"Bold! You also know that I am the little prince! You must listen to me!"
"Okay, okay! You can do it if you want! It's your old mother-in-law anyway!"
"Ah?" Chun'er was very surprised: "Do you think so too?"
"This is what your master has decided. Just accept it when the little prince calls your mother-in-law! Even Suo Wanguan has approved it!"
Chuner's eyes searched for a while, then fell on Suo Wanguan's face, and asked: "Is this true?"
"What are you still thinking about? Your twins have turned into poisonous dragons. What kind of family do you still expect Suo Di to marry into?"
"It's all my fault! It would be nice if they weren't unconscious! Just such a pair of twins, actually..."
"Okay, let your son-in-law help you remove the black spots on your head!"
"Be gentle! It's your brain. Once you move your brain, you won't be able to wake up!"
"Old mother-in-law and son-in-law understand in my heart; don't worry! I guarantee it will be so light that you won't feel it!" The poisonous dragon exhaled dragon energy from its mouth, locked the black spots, sucked it gently, and flew into the mouth to eat.
The national master moved the blue light to the Demonic Poison Dragon and found that the black spot he had eaten was Suo Qifan; Demonic Gan was showing off his face on the surface, but secretly he was generous to others; he felt a little strange in his heart, and kept silent in his heart, shouting: "Hey - -How about it?"
"I don't feel anything, it's fine!" Demon Gan shouted proudly.
"Of course you're fine, but I haven't eaten yet. I feel very boring after eating it. I wonder what the hell is going on?"
"Suo Qifan, do you feel like a ghost?"
"No, no, no! Even ghosts will eat this kind of thing, nothing will happen to them!"
Suo Di Demonic Poison Dragon Head looked at the blue light for a while and said: "Maybe the key lies in the black dot!"
These words reminded the Imperial Master to free up his left hand and hit the black spot with a palm of his hand. After a while, it became bigger and bigger, and there was a "bang". After the explosion, a black smoke came out and flew out from the nostrils of the Demonic Poison Dragon. There was a sinister laughter of "Hahaha".
"It turns out that ghosts are hiding in the black spots; no wonder Suo Wife told so many lies!"
Suo Wanguan didn't want to listen to the words of the national master. He was very depressed and didn't dare to offend him. He was about to move into the cave and had to rely on the magician for help.
With a loud "swish", Chun'er suddenly stretched and transformed into the head of the Demonic Poison Dragon, and then the body became longer and longer. After a hundred meters, it looked exactly like the Suo Di Demonic Poison Dragon!
"Oh my God! My wife has also turned into a poisonous dragon. What should I do?"
"It's not your son-in-law's fault for insisting on sucking the black spots out of her head; now she's infected with the devil's poison!"
"Old man, why are you talking? Did you see that the black spots were from my food?"
"Oh? I blame me for forgetting; I just saw from the blue light that the black spots were in Suo Qifan's stomach, which means your son ate it."
"Why didn't I see it?"
"Ask the magician, there are so many people, they all saw it!"
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