Chuner is extremely depressed! I wonder what exactly the master is thinking? A big question mark flashed in my mind. At this moment, the familiar sound of the bride's trumpet was heard in the distance; Chun'er had not yet reacted...
With a "wow" sound, the door opened; Suo Wanguan changed into a groom's outfit; wearing a big red flower on his chest, he walked out of the bedroom in a panic. Without even looking at Chun'er, he went out; he personally took care of the courtyard. The door opened; a smile appeared on his face as he stared ahead; the door was also filled with family members, dressed in makeup and beaming with joy. Chun'er was wearing casual clothes and was very surprised! Master Suo is so mysterious! After arranging it all night, no news came out; it's really dumbfounding.
There was a "tick-tick-tick" sound; the sedan chair was brought to a stop in front of Suo Wanguan; each horn sounded louder than the last, and everyone understood its meaning. Suo Wanguan asked the woman next to him to give the money, and then the loudspeaker stopped.
Chun'er felt like she was in power and was neglecting herself; she looked around as if it had nothing to do with her; her ears rang with what Master Suo said on her pillow: "When the bride comes in, you will still be the manager; you are the person I trust most; I will spend the night with her." "I will take time to come and accompany you during the day." These words comforted the kind-hearted Chun'er; after many years of marriage, she had not given birth to a son or a half for the master, so it seemed natural for him to marry. Now the sedan chair has just landed; the master has changed his face, and the future will be even more difficult! I feel very confused...
As soon as the sedan chair stopped, Chun'er couldn't help but think too much; the host in front of the sedan bearer opened the curtain, got in, held the bride's hand, and slowly got down from the sedan chair! Wearing red all over and wearing a hijab on her head, Chun'er couldn't help but shout out: "Is she the bride that Mr. Suo wants?"
The bride-to-be host couldn't answer; the ice man emerged from nowhere, squeezed to the front, and said, "Absolutely! Let's go into the new house and check it out, won't you know?"
Mr. Suo had also seen her from a distance through the window, but he had not seen her side profile, standing posture, sitting posture, etc.; he still had to search the memory in his brain to find the woman in his impression. The bride-to-be could only be sent to the door; Chun'er took the initiative to hold the bride's hand and whispered into her ear: "Serve me well, and there will be many benefits in the future!"
There was no response; Chun'er had heard that there were families who played tricks on marriages, letting a man dress up as a woman to act as the bride, causing a lot of scandals! But now that Huidao has shown up, this possibility is very small.
After Mr. Suo gave away the red money, he followed closely behind him and asked for guidance to find the new house. When he entered the house, there were big red calligraphy characters "happiness" posted everywhere, which was very festive! The whole new house was decorated completely new; no one hid it, except myself; I felt sour in my heart and couldn't help but shed tears.
Everything about the new house is new; new bed, new quilt, new mosquito net. The most eye-catching thing is that the square table is filled with wine and food; meaning that after eating here, it means... How could Chun'er not feel it? The position that originally belonged to me will soon be replaced by someone else; I feel sour in my heart, which is louder than the bride crying when she leaves her parents' home. Suo Wanguan couldn't stand it; he didn't give him any face, and shouted in front of the servants: "Everyone, let's go!"
Everyone has left, but Chun'er has been lingering. Can Mr. Suo not understand? We have been married for ten years, and we can clearly see where the moles on our bodies are. He said softly: "You can leave too! I will make time to accompany you."
The saddest thing is Chun'er, who doesn't want to leave! He covered his face and left crying quietly. Mr. Suo couldn't wait a second; after closing the door, he bolted the door; he didn't even want to look at the flowers and wine at the table, and hurriedly opened the red hijab; a delicate red woman's face was revealed, which at first glance seemed different; Look carefully and search the memory in your brain to confirm - it's her.
The woman's voice came out: "Old man! How old are you? Still want to marry a young girl? My father agreed to marry you! Just let him get married! But he forced me to marry an unknown stranger! Don't come close to me; Do you know what martial arts is?"
"Hey! Why would a woman learn that thing? Since you are married, you are mine! As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, follow the dog; do you still have a choice now?"
The bride said in a man's voice: "Are you stupid? There is no distinction between men and women! I am not a woman! I cannot sleep with you!"
Suo Wanguan was shocked; she was dressed as a woman, and her face was so delicate. How could she have a male voice like a drake? I was very angry and cursed: "Damn Iceman! Is this your masterpiece? Did I give you a small tip? Why do you treat me like this?"
The bride roared again with a man's voice: "Get out of here!"
Suo Wanguan wanted to call someone, but he couldn't! This is a newly married bride. Doesn’t it mean that the family scandal will be exposed? I walked around the house with my hands behind my back, but there was nothing I could do.
The bride's voice came out again: "I want you to leave quickly! What's going on?"
"You, you, you, you deceived me, and you still dare to snort at me! Do you want me to repair you properly?"
Suo Wanguan picked up the door bar from behind the door; gritted his teeth, aimed it at the bride's head, and smashed it down hard; Ming Ming sat on the bed; the moment he hit it, it disappeared; with a "dong" sound, the mosquito net was smashed and bounced back on the bed. ; When the bride came in front of her, she was confused and kicked her over; she kicked Mr. Suo over and slammed him against the door; the bride's embroidered shoes stepped directly on his neck and threatened: "If you dare to hit the bride again, I'll kick you." Kill you!"
Suo Wanguan felt so powerful that he couldn't even breathe. He broke out in a cold sweat. He threw away the door bar and leaned against the door, giving people an eerie feeling.
The bride took her feet back and yelled: "Get out!"
Suo Wanguan got up in a panic; he opened the door in a panic, crawled out and rushed to Chuner's place. It was still dark; he saw her crying alone; he tried to cry out all his disappointment.
"Hey - we were deceived! The bride is a man disguised as a woman!"
Suo Wanguan's voice shocked Chun'er; she was stunned for a while before she came back to her senses and asked: "..."
"..."
"He's damn smart; he took so much money from us and got a fake woman to get through it! Wait until tomorrow to find her!"
"No! Go now!"
"You don't even look at the time? Is it still too late? As an iceman, in addition to being a good talker, you also have to run around to have a red line to hold on to!"
"I don't care! I won't come back if I can't find him!" Suo Wanguan shouted loudly: "Come here!"
The maid next to Chun'er lowered her head and came to him, waiting for instructions.
"Let's make some arrangements. The hostess and I are going out."
The maid left; Suo Wanguan walked around in the same place, thinking hard about the solution. Chun'er said casually: "If it doesn't work out, just break off the engagement!"
"Yes! Break off the engagement! What else are you thinking about?" Suo Wanguan finally had the answer; a shout came from outside the door: "The sedan chair is here!"
They didn't have time to change clothes; Suo Wan was wearing a groom's attire with a big red flower on his chest; Chun'er was wearing casual clothes and hurriedly entered the sedan chair; the large sedan chair carried by the four people made a rattling noise all the way, shaking with the bed. The sound is almost the same, once you get used to it, you can also get comfort. The most anxious person was Suo Wanguan, who was looking around and shouting: "Hurry! Hurry!" His heart was filled with darkness; only he knew the feeling of being deceived; others could not understand it.
The servants carrying the sedan were so tired that they were sweating profusely; they were running like horses; they were almost exhausted and they were there.
Suo Wanguan looked around, wondering where the Iceman lived? Question: "Isn't that the person you invited?"
Chun'er knew better than anyone else that it would be best if she couldn't find her. She said, "I don't know where she lives. That day was a coincidence. I asked everywhere and she happened to be talking to someone. After waiting for a long time, I told her It’s done in one go.”
"What should we do now?"
"..."
Suo Wanguan had no choice but to tell the bearer: "Ask someone when you see them!" Then he got into the sedan and sat down. There were eight bearers in total, and four of them took turns to carry the sedan chair. There were still four idle people, so they asked them to ask people they met. If someone told them where they were, they would run to where they were. They were busy for most of the night, but no one was found. They had to carry them home. . Mr. Suo was exhausted and went to bed without washing his face and feet. The person leaning against the pillow was still Chun'er. The two of them whispered and expressed all the discomfort in their hearts. Didn't expect it to be so harmonious? The rocking sound of the bed was exactly the same as the "creeping" sound of the sedan chair; I was exhausted for the second time and fell asleep unconsciously.
The next step was to find the Iceman; several months passed and there was still no news. With a bright face, Chun'er quietly said to Suo Wanguan: "I have it!" Master Suo couldn't be happy after hearing this; the matter of getting married has always puzzled him. Until one day, a servant came to report, "I found the Iceman!"
Suo Wanguan and Chun'er, who was about to give birth, rushed out angrily; the courtyard wall door opened; Huidao welcomed them in with a smile on his face, shouting: "Congratulations, sir! Congratulations, sir! You are about to have a baby!"
"What kind of red thread are you pulling? Why did you get a man? Why did you feed him and clothe him for nothing?"
"I blame me for not telling you clearly beforehand; she is a woman and knows several male voices. I want you to check carefully; have you done it?"
"Check it! What kind of bride is that? She also beats people!"
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