"Then why don't you get up?"
Demon Gan whispered again: "Didn't you try it just now? The situation should be clearer than mine!"
"Hey - why are you two trembling?" Suo Wanguan saw that this action was wrong and shouted: "Come over here! The expert is here, let him study you two first!"
The expert waved his hand; needless to say, others knew it. The Imperial Master said: "Since they are experts, they are also here to study; they have magic poison on them; study it first to confirm it is effective; then study other things."
"I only study women; I can't study men!"
Suo Wanguan heard the flavor in the words and said patiently: "My daughter's evil poison was passed from them."
The expert counted the numbers with his hands, stared at Suo Wanguan and declared: "If you don't have money, what are you going to study?"
Suo Wanguan's eyes had to move to Meng Mei's face and asked: "Didn't you give him any money?"
"Give it! He doesn't want it; he said he wants to see the patient and then discuss the price!"
Suo Wanguan had no choice but to ask: "How much does it take to study their magic poison?"
He stretched out five fingers, compared them, and said, "I want five silver ingots."
This small amount of money is just a dime to Suo Wanguan. Ling Mengmei said, "Go to Chun'er and say it was me."
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The rest of the time is waiting; Suo Wanguandi asked: "How many years have you been doing research?"
"More than a hundred years ago; we are the most authentic research department; everyone who needs research must come to me; others cannot do it!"
"Aren't you the only one? How could it be you?"
"I am the leader and have many subordinates; I will bring people to deal with it after we have discussed it."
Before Suo Wanguan could say anything: In a flash, Mengmei appeared; followed by Chun'er; her whole body was filled with fragrance and she was wearing a long skirt with wide sleeves; it was too dark, and I could only see a rough outline of her face and mouth - a nice woman's voice came out "Sir, five big ingots, are they too expensive?"
"Stop talking! Give it to him!"
Chun'er stared at the expert for a while and asked, "Why can't you see your face clearly?"
"You didn't look carefully; you can see clearly if you look carefully." When Chun'er opened her eyes and looked again, the expert's face became clear, and it was obvious at a glance that he was a very fashionable Taoist, and he doubted in his heart: "Aren't you an expert?"
"What is a person who specializes in Taoism but not an expert? You can tell by the look on your face; you have been longing for your sweetheart for a long time; you think about it day and night, and you can't sleep!"
"Hey! How did you see that?" Chuner's face was full of smiles.
Suo Wanguan suddenly became jealous; he was extremely depressed and shouted angrily: "You're a woman. Once you give me the ingot, it's over. Why don't you leave quickly! Can you be arrogant in such an occasion?"
Chun'er's newly excited heart was suppressed, and she was even more depressed than Suo Wanguan. She took out five pieces of silver ingots from her purse, stuffed them into the Taoist master's hands, and threw them out: "You are dead!" and rushed away angrily. .
It took Suo Wanguan a long time to calm down; he had to say a few words before he could go down the steps: "Women nowadays want to climb on top of men! Give her a little sunshine, and she will shine as brightly as she can; how outrageous!"
"Dad! My mother didn't say anything? She just wanted to see her own fate! There's no need for you to be so angry?" Suo Di raised her faucet head from the ground and pointed it directly at his ear. This move shocked the Taoist master: "A hundred-meter poisonous dragon!"
Seeing that something was wrong, Suo Wan shrank his head again and again, his eyes evasive, and said, "We are not studying her today; we are studying these two men with human heads!"
There was a "swish"; the Taoist master pulled out the dragon-slaying sword, flashing with demonic light, and aimed it at Suo Qifan's head and struck it hard; it was too late to stop him; the moment the sword edge was about to reach his neck, the light of the evil poisonous dragon knocked the sword down When it bounced open, a small dragon suddenly crawled on top of it. The sword slipped into the Taoist master's hand. He shrank for a while as if he had been electrocuted. He jumped up and down, waving his hands and flying around in the air. It was even more uncomfortable than being drugged! I don't know where the sword was thrown; the five fingers on both hands grew and shortened; suddenly, they turned into poisonous dragon heads, dragging him around for a while, and then disappeared.
Suo Wanguan didn't expect this, and he was very angry: "What kind of Taoist master is this? He pretends to be an expert. If he doesn't understand, he doesn't understand! I lost five silver ingots!"
The national master saw the problem and had to remind him: "This problem is not that simple! There is something wrong from the beginning! What kind of expert? He is just a Taoist master!"
"We were deceived!" Suo Wanguan couldn't hold back his anger and shouted, "Come here!"
Mengmei was beside him, bowing his head and waiting for instructions.
"Get some people to chase him back!"
"Yes!" Mengmei was about to leave when she was stopped by Suo Qifan: "Didn't you see that he wanted my life just now? To deal with such a person, I alone am enough!"
Demon Gan's voice also came out: "You deal with it, I don't want to deal with it; don't drag me along!"
"You are conjoined with me; you can't go if you don't want to! Just listen to me this time, right?"
"Then you want to agree to let your sister marry me?"
"Is it useful if I agree? Even my father can't help it? It's better not to tell me!"
"Then I won't go; let's see what you do?"
Suo Wanguan's stern voice came: "What are you waiting for? By the time you finish talking, he will be gone!"
Mo Gan didn't agree at first; but then he heard Suo Di whispering beside him: "Why don't you go because of me?"
Their heads collided savagely; their heads deflated, flipped around, and turned into a poisonous dragon; they disappeared without even seeing the chase...
"My beloved - wait for me!" Suo Di raised her head higher and higher; Suo Wanguan shouted in an anxious voice: "Don't join in the fun!" Suo Di ignored him and flew further and further away - the national master, Hua Tou could not Don't worry, he followed closely; Suo Wanguan couldn't stay any longer and shouted: "Let's go!"
The Imperial Master flew high into the sky, and everything was dark. There was no snow under the mountain, and there was no white light; nothing could be seen clearly. Suo Wanguan came to him and asked, "Aren't you a fairy? Why don't you have fairy eyes?"
"The fairy eye needs to be installed under the guidance of an expert; otherwise, no one can make it; on the contrary, the older you get, the worse your eyesight becomes!"
"Can we find the Taoist master?"
The national master waved a few palms from the left, punched a few from the right, pushed with both palms, and with a "crash", the blue light turned on, and when he looked to the east, there was no Taoist master; but he found that the demon liver and Suo Qifan had turned into a demon poison dragon, shouting : "Did you find it?"
The voice that came was that of Demon Liver: "My eyes see the night as day, but I don't know where he is hiding?"
"Does Sokisaurus also have night eyes?"
"No! Where does the devil liver fly? I will follow you wherever it goes?"
The blue light of the National Master moves clockwise to the south; not even ghosts can be seen here! Suo Wanguan frowned and asked, "Are there ghosts in the sky?"
"Originally there were none in the sky; however, at night, the ghosts emerged from the earth and gathered into a large, howling mass."
"What do they want to do?"
"Most of them are male and female ghosts; they are singing ghost songs to convey love!"
"This is the first time I've heard of it; how could this happen?"
"You are not a student of Taoism, so of course you don't understand! There are many young women who died when they were only fifteen or sixteen years old; the same goes for men. As the years go by, they become older and older. When it comes to strong demands, no Like a living person; tossing and turning stupidly, unable to sleep! The ghosts at this time are a great time to fall in love; if you can find them in the sky, there will be a lot of them, and there will be will-o'-the-wisps!"
"Really! I've never seen it before!"
The Imperial Master didn't say anything, but moved the blue light to the west. Without saying anything, the ghost's howling came out! It’s extremely unpleasant to listen to and very scary! Suo Wanguan could see clearly through the blue light. There were at least a few hundred male and female ghosts with very ugly faces! The female ghost doesn't even dress up; she doesn't have any face, so I don't know what kind of male ghost she can like.
These Imperial Masters had seen too much, and they moved the blue light; Suo Wanguan shouted in a serious manner: "Wait a minute!" He stared at these various ghosts in fascination. The male and female ghosts howled for a while, showing all kinds of ugly looks, but they didn't even smile. They seemed to have called the right one, holding each other's hands, flying around for a while, and then disappeared!
Suo Wanguan thought about it again and again, but still didn't think about it, and asked: "Can ghosts give birth to ghost fetuses?"
"Of course! Otherwise, how did the word ghost fetus come about?"
"What do you mean: things come first, words come later?"
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