"Hey - bring a torch!" One of the female men shouted to the left. With a "hoo" sound, a female man suddenly appeared. Holding a torch in her right hand, she flew directly up and burned the incense for a long time before lighting the eight-meter-diameter incense. Green smoke kept rising, as if a figure was moving in it.
The female men stared at the calligraphy seal on it for a long time; a few knew it, but most did not. This is demonic writing, and only the Imperial Master can fully read it; and some of the words were made by him.
The devil asked from afar: "What is written on it?"
"can't read."
"I can read a little bit."
The devil's eyes fell on Mei Niang's face and ordered: "Read it to them again!"
"Hey! I just read it to you today. I wonder what you are thinking? There is no need to read it. I will let you come to the meeting hall to check it tomorrow. Do you understand now?"
"A hole! Or some kind of meeting hall? How impressive it is!"
The Demon King couldn't bear to hear such words: "This is the condition now! My cave is not called the palace yet. It depends on how people call it? Who doesn't want to hear something nice?"
The female men couldn't answer, and one by one they said lazily: "We need to check again! What can't be checked? We must check..." The big tree carrying the incense flashed and disappeared; the jade ladder Same! "
The Demon King stared at the burning incense, paying special attention to the shadows in the black smoke, and said: "The spirit has appeared; come and see! Kneel down and kowtow!" At this time, there was only Mei Niang in front of him, and his eyes fell on Jin Shang's face. Said: "It's just the two of us, please tell me when we will have a son!"
"Don't think so early; I haven't considered taking concubines yet! You may not know it yet; there are too many beautiful ladies in the palace who are pestering them every day to serve in bed. How can I have so much energy! Most of them are only 14 or 15 years old when they enter the palace. Years old, this is your real age. Unlike you who are over ninety years old, even if you become an eighteen-year-old girl, you are still an old woman! Whether she is able to conceive is still unknown? "
"Woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo; I didn't expect it to be so sad! Since you don't want to marry, why do you need to do these useless things? The slave family is going! Who would like to worship and kneel!" Mei After my mother finished speaking, she waited quietly, wanting to hear what the devil said?
He is thinking about the little prince; everything else is completely ignored! He didn't care about Mei Niang beside him, nor did he consider coaxing her. Mei Niang saw the problem, so she cried ten times louder and deliberately prolonged it until it disappeared and could still be heard. The devil was very depressed and couldn't find a reason to punish others. He had good intentions, but ended up like this.
The Imperial Master appeared in a flash and said: "Everything is pasted, you can see it everywhere!"
"I have something that I can't figure out; can you answer it for me?"
"I am listening."
"Iceman is gone; she only wants to marry Gu! You know the situation in the palace; there are too many women, leaving no room for her."
"Your Majesty, I love her very much! But, she only wants to marry you; I can't squeeze into her heart even if I try. I have to give up!" The Imperial Master thought for a long time before saying: "You can't throw away the ice man. ! She is a eloquent woman; she can also do great things for today!"
"What important matter does this king need her to handle?"
"Look, as soon as she comes, she arranges for burning incense and writing documents; there are weddings and weddings in the palace. How can there be no ice man? Although she is old! But she is not a mortal; long live the living immortal, isn't there a lot of people here?"
"Listen to your words?"
"Marry her over! You don't have to do anything; just shout and it'll be over! The wedding issue is not up to you now."
The devil hesitated; he had one devil leg and one natural leg, and it was not affected by pacing; only the left trouser leg was empty. A quarter of an hour passed, and he finally made up his mind and said: "Call me quietly; don't let the queen and the maids know; just call it a supernumerary lover!"
"Now, maybe this can't be hidden, right? Mei Niang has huge energy to promote herself. It won't be long before everyone in the palace knows about it."
"She is like a bowl of delicious hot tofu that you can't let go of. If you eat it, it will burn from your mouth to your heart. It's really tricky!"
"I have a plan, but I don't know whether to say it or not?"
"tell me the story?"
"..."
"I still have concerns; after all, there are many concubines waiting to sleep in the palace, and I already have objections. Now that I have an old woman by my side, won't it make the harem more troublesome?"
"Test first, then explain; don't you understand?"
"What should we do now? There is a figure swaying in the huge incense smoke. I wanted Mei Niang to beg the fairy to come down to earth, but it didn't work!"
The Imperial Master knelt like an ant in front of the incense burner. He kowtowed many times and said, "Fairy, please come down to earth! Our hearts are very pious! We will never have any selfish thoughts!" The Imperial Master lowered his head. The situation above do not know either. But the Demon King stood aside and saw clearly. When the shadow in the black smoke moved, a voice came out: "If you are so pious, why do you beg for it as a man? What does it mean? Do you want me to give you a widower for life? ?”
When the imperial master heard this, he broke into a cold sweat; he thought that the woman was going crazy! Think about it during the day, think about it at night, think about it all the time! A life without wives and concubines cannot be said to be a happy life; even if one is in a high position, life is still so bleak! The more I knelt, the more frightened I became. I shivered all over. I stood up angrily. Then I came to the Demon King in a gray state and said, "I have heard what I just said. It is impossible for one person to kneel down! It must be a man and a woman!"
"There are many maids in the palace, all of whom belong to the king. They cannot kneel with you; we can only let Mei Niang come!"
"Isn't Mei Niang going to marry Jinshang? Is it appropriate to let her do it?"
"It's not determined yet and that's not an issue yet."
"If I didn't tell you that I wanted to take a concubine today, would she be able to come?"
"You need to be flexible!"
…
The Imperial Master flashed and became invisible. When he appeared, he was already at the entrance of the cave and shouted inside: "Mei Niang - congratulations! Today I will officially take a concubine!" The Imperial Master thought that she would be overjoyed when she heard this. However, when the voice came out, there was no response at all; even after shouting more than a dozen times, I could only walk in quietly. A widow lives in such a big cave. No man uses his brain because he is too old; and he knows magic well. Normal flower pickers can’t find it! The imperial master entered the big hole and the small hole, and was about to enter the dressing hole. There was a "boom", and the stone door fell from above, closing the hole.
There must be someone inside; otherwise, why would the door be closed? The Imperial Master thought about it and shouted at the top of his voice: "..." more than a dozen times, but still no one responded: "What is this old woman doing in the cave?" He really wanted to stick his head into the stone door like her; however, "Boom" There was a loud bang, which made me dizzy. I saw the door of the cave spinning in a circle. I squatted on the ground and rubbed it for a long time. The big bump caused by the impact was so painful!
"Hey - old widower! Do you want to spy on women?" a voice came from behind. The Imperial Master was very surprised. When he looked back, he saw that it was Mei Niang. She had a high bun and flowers on her head. She had a cute little face, a beautiful figure, and a compelling feminine style. She was extremely seductive! The Imperial Master really wanted to be a flower picker and seize her... However, this is the person appointed by the emperor today; he could not help but swallow the widower's saliva that had been stored for a long time and ask: "How did it come out?"
"I don't live in a cave; otherwise, wouldn't I be raped?"
"Then, how come this hole is closed?"
"The secret must not be leaked! I let you know, and I come to harass you late at night. What should I do?"
"I'm here to announce the good news; I want to take you as my concubine, so come with me!"
"Why? If he is sincere, he will have to use an eight-carat sedan to pick me up. The so-called matchmaker is marrying? You know!"
"Don't you understand what Jinshang means? You are too old, so you can only do this! It was only after I said so many good things in front of Jinshang that it came true!"
"Go back and tell the truth; if you are not sincere, don't come!"
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