Chapter 24 How to figure out fake women

Style: Fantasy Author: Fan LitianWords: 2329Update Time: 24/01/13 03:30:43
The Imperial Master couldn't hear this and shouted angrily, "You are older than me! You have been dead for ten thousand years, but I am still alive!"

"You have been dead for 20,000 years, but I am still alive and well!"

"Okay! If you want to marry, don't let it go! It's better to invite the fairy down! I want to know if it's a dead fairy or a living fairy! It is said that living fairies with this magic can also be deeply invisible."

The Imperial Master immediately took action: "I'll go find someone first and ask them to bring the giant incense back!"

The Demon King waved his hand, meaning it was unnecessary, and shouted loudly: "Come here!"

In just a second, two female men flashed in front of the Demon King, their heads lowered stupidly, waiting for instructions.

The Demon King immediately ordered: "Go and bring a giant incense stick and replace the top one!"

"Yes!" In a flash, the two female men disappeared.

Mei Niang frowned tightly and couldn't undo it for a long time. She asked: "Today, why are all the men showing up?"

"This is not a secret; everyone in the cave knows that it is very dangerous to use men; there are many maids in the palace, and if they flirt with each other, it will cause scandal. Therefore, using a female man to avoid castration is the best way!"

"It is said that not all female men are women, some are fake women. Isn't this also dangerous?"

The devil was very shocked when he heard this! Because there are nearly a hundred female men in the palace, and they can be seen everywhere; most of these palace ladies are the devil's concubines. If they are infected, wouldn't they be cuckolding themselves? "

The Imperial Master had a solution: "As for the authenticity of women, Mei Niang should be left to deal with it! It is easy for women to communicate with each other, and it is also easy to deal with! There may not be too many situations like what she said!"

The Demon King's eyes fell on Mei Niang's face and said, "You have to do it! I don't trust you if you find someone else!"

"My family is an old maid, everyone is like that. If you want to handle this matter well, you must first consider marrying me!"

"The women I've seen are either shy or awkward; for an old maid like you to talk in this way is questionable!"

"What are you doubting? Marry her and give her a big wedding, won't you understand?"

"You are so old, how can you still be so passionate? If there is a lie, wouldn't you be committing the crime of deceiving the emperor? How bad would it be to have everyone in the family beheaded?"

"If there was a lie, I wouldn't have talked about it in the interview with the National Master; you have to try everything. How will you know if you don't try?"

"Say it first! Get on the boat first, then buy the ticket!"

"Send it here, it's yours! Why don't you come first? I like it!"

"Hey - it's so heavy! Carry it to the incense burner and take a rest." A voice came over, with a voice like a man's; only then did the Demon King and others look back.

After a while, four female men placed a four-meter-long, eight-meter-diameter incense stick next to the incense burner and leaned on it. Behind them, there was a female man holding two jade ladders and placing them on it. After gasping for breath for a while, my red face became normal again, and I said weakly: "This thing is too heavy, two people can barely lift it!"

This is not what the Imperial Master is thinking about. He is staring at the female men. Will there be a second wife? Mei Niang's face darkened and she said, "How can you see this? When I write the next article and let all the female men accept it, won't the problem be solved?"

The Demon King raised his thumb and praised: "Mei Niang is still thoughtful. How can you accept it if you don't write it down? Order: "National Master, you will handle the paperwork. After writing it, make 10,000 copies and paste them all over the corner of the cave. Let everyone see it! "

"..." The Imperial Master didn't even have time to dodge and disappeared.

Mei Niang shouted loudly: "Hey - listen up! I am the concubine of Jinshang Xinna! I have been given the task of checking castration! I heard that there are fakes among the female men, and I may have to check it myself. You want to Be mentally prepared!”

The female men glanced at the Demon King; they looked at each other with extremely surprised eyes! Suddenly there was a lot of discussion.

"I'm not afraid! Real gold is not afraid of fire, it will be whatever it is!"

"You can tell the authenticity at a glance. I don't know what to check?"

"Hey -" Mei Niang asked: "How are you talking? Be careful to chop off the head! Check it out, don't you understand? If you are afraid, there must be something wrong!"

"I'm just saying casually, don't take it to heart. If you want to check, just check! They are all women, who doesn't know who is who?"

There were a few others who wanted to speak, but when they were blocked, they stopped talking.

Mei Niang was quite cunning, and her words just now had a purpose; she glanced at the Demon King secretly, and he didn't speak. Did he agree to take a concubine?

This kind of psychological effect can be understood when the national master appears; Mei Niang has no fate with him.

After the jade ladder was set up, two female men each raised one end, but they couldn't lift it. One of them shouted: "Hey - come here, two of you, help me!"

"You made a mistake. You should first pull out the incense and then lift it up. Otherwise, how can you do it?"

"I can't pull it out by myself! The minimum is two!"

There were five men in total; two of them climbed up the jade ladder, and there were three people in total including the one on top; they hugged the eight-meter-diameter incense stick tightly, which seemed too small, and there was still a lot of space. One of them shouted: "Come up, everyone! We can't pull it out!"

The Demon King frowned tightly and asked, "How did the two people on one side get here just now?"

"We used fifteen-meter-long tree trunks, fixed them in the middle with ropes, and carried them over."

Seeing that the emperor had nothing to say, the imperial master had to say: "Can five people pull it out?"

No one said a word, and the two people standing below also went up, and they all spread out their arms to surround her in a circle. One of them shouted: "Those who don't contribute can't get married!"

The five people pulled out the incense bit by bit, moved it to the bottom, lifted the bottom piece, and moved it up bit by bit. When they got to the position, they felt hot sweat on their backs. They came from a distance and couldn't smell the woman's breath. The Imperial Master Whispering into Mei Niang's ear: "Maybe it's not a woman, right? In fact, men can also dress up as women and make their hair look like theirs. Anyway, their faces are neither men nor women, and they don't even need to put on makeup or powder to tell the difference. Don’t come out!”

"Have you noticed? It means this job is very difficult! If you cooperate, everything will be easy! If you don't cooperate, the problem will be serious!"

"It is said that people are different. Some will accept the hard but not the soft; some will accept the weak but not the hard. You have to test it out first. When a female man's voice comes out, you will almost understand; a male's voice is not like a female's."

"This is not true! Some women's voices are the same as men's, and some men's voices are the same as women's. They can be imitated. If you want to find out, you must check it yourself!"

"I can only help here with this matter." The Imperial Master glanced at the copied document in his hand and asked, "Do you want to take a look?"

"Of course." He took a piece of paper, glanced at it casually, and shouted: "Today, I will read it to you!"

"Just remember it if you miss it!"

Mei Niang opened the paper with too much force and tore it into pieces with a "swish" sound. Her eyes moved to the face of the Imperial Master and asked: "What kind of paper is this?"

"They are all made of grass; currently, this is the best paper!" The Imperial Master handed another piece over and said, "Be careful, don't break it!"

Mei Niang didn't say anything, unfolded her wings, flew in front of the Demon King, and read to him: "Notice. All ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention. Tomorrow we will all gather in the meeting hall for inspection. If anyone doesn't come, one, warning; two, compulsion; three, Beheading. This is a major project, everyone must be present and nothing is missed!"

After hearing this, the Demon King raised his thumb and praised: "Not bad! No more words, just say what it is? Passed!"

Mei Niang smiled and shouted: "National Master, I agree!"

"Then, I'll just take it and stick it on?"

"Go, go!" Mei Niang still held one in her hand, looking around, staring at the man and shouting: "Hey - put this on the incense stick so that everyone can see it!"

The five female men were all too tired to move, and none of them wanted to move. Mei Niang saw this, so she flew up to the incense burner, touched it with saliva and it would fall off, and then stained it with snot. A female man couldn't help himself and said: "How disgusting!"

"No one is willing to let you post it; if others have done it, you still have something to say!"

The Demon King looked at it for a long time and was worried: "Light the incense quickly; we are going to invite the fairy!"

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