"Who said that? Find out. Why didn't I tear her mouth to pieces? She chewed her tongue all day long and ended up chewing it on me?"
"There are so many people; who can think of them all at once? You are so good at it!"
"I know; many people want to be the roundworms in my stomach, but they never thought that I would kill them with anthelmintics and throw them far away!"
"Originally, being a widow and an old maid is a good thing; it means you are a very chaste person! Doesn't this attract men's attention more? I don't know if you are hundreds of generations better than you wearing makeup!"
"Why do you think makeup is just to attract men?"
"You're a woman! You're full of energy. Don't you just want to express yourself?"
"Go away! It's annoying to hear it! What you say is bullshit! Do you want to coax a big girl with sweet words? You're wrong! I look like a big girl, and my brain is at least ten times larger than yours. You'd better talk to Jin Shang, let me Marry him?"
"You should understand that I only have one leg and it is inconvenient to walk. There is also a queen in the palace, so I am already very tired. Marrying you will bring a greater burden, won't it?"
"Don't think too much! I'm lighter than a fairy, and I won't be as tired as you think! What exactly do you want to waste?"
"Isn't this obvious? I want you to marry me!"
Mei Niang didn't want to answer, so she put on makeup and went into the small hole inside. With a "boom", the stone door fell to the ground with a loud sound, and there was a burst of dust, and then there was no sound after it stopped.
"Hey - what are you doing in front of you?"
The sound worked, Mei Niang's face appeared from the stone door, and said: "Don't yell blindly; women change clothes, don't you understand?" After saying that, she retracted her head, and the stone door was still a stone door.
The imperial master stretched out his hand to touch it and said, "She is better than me! I can't drill through the stone; how did she do it?"
A voice came from inside: "Although I can't fly as high as the fairy, I can fly higher than you! These people are really good at making things up. They actually say that I can fly up to the sky and call the fairy down. Are they just talking nonsense?"
"Stop wasting your time and hurry up! Can you call the fairy down? Go and tell Imakami yourself!"
"Do you still need to be nagging? Otherwise, why should I dress up?" As soon as the voice fell, there was a "wow", and the stone door bounced up; Mei Niang stood at the entrance of the cave; her skin and tender flesh became more and more beautiful the more she looked at it; if only she would obey. Got it! "
Mei Niang just said: "Follow me!" and disappeared.
"Hey - wait for me -" The Imperial Master kept shouting like a little lamb for a long time before he heard a distant voice from the air at the entrance of the cave: "Hurry up! Otherwise, the devil will chop off your head!"
The Imperial Master got out of the cave and flew up, only to see a figure. He kept chasing him until he landed at the entrance of the Demon King's Cave. There were two people guarding the cave, both of them were women - two meters tall, with short hair and a square face, big shoulders and round waist, and it was hard to tell. It's a woman coming. The Imperial Master arrived and immediately shouted: "Go in and report, Iceman wants to see you!"
One of the female men, in front of Mei Niang, uprooted a tree as big as a bowl alive, held the two ends tightly, and broke it in half with a "click", saying: "Don't be evil. , this is the end!"
Mei Niang knew that this was a threat, but she said it nicely: "Your performance is so spot on! This is the most exciting performance I have ever seen!"
The female man who entered the cave has arrived at the entrance and said: "..."
Mei Niang raised her head high and didn't even look at the gatekeeper. After entering the cave, she whispered: "A woman like this doesn't feel tired! I won't be able to stay for a second!"
"The Iceman has arrived!" a male gatekeeper standing at the entrance of the cave shouted.
No response, just walk away. Sitting on a high stool at home, the Demon King can still rise to three meters; however, to see the Iceman, only two meters is enough; he looked down with a pair of eyes and asked: "..."
"Now, once I come, I won't leave! Since I can't fly so high, I might as well send myself here to avoid a bad impression!"
"You look so young, have you changed? Once your true colors are revealed, you will look senile! No matter what, you have to get rid of the fairy! What happened to the little prince is worrying!"
"It turns out that I was asked to help the little prince hold the red thread today! This will be much easier to handle!"
The Demon King's eyes fell on the face of the Imperial Master and asked: "What did you tell Mei Niang?"
"Your Majesty, I will let her..."
The Demon King's eyes moved to Iceman's face again: "Didn't I say you can fly into the sky?"
"You can't reach 20,000 miles even after flying for several days. This is the highest one; the fairy's position is too high and no one can fly up yet!"
"What should I do about the red thread?"
"Didn't the Imperial Master have the idea? Burn incense and invite the fairy down. If you say it to her yourself, it will be hundreds of times better than my expression!"
"What is endorsement? If I can speak out, why should I ask you for anything?"
"Burn the incense now, please come down and play by ear!"
There was no one in the ancestral temple, and the incense worshipers who used to come and go seemed to be hiding. The shadow of the poisonous dragon eating people is still written in the brains of the demon people. Only you know that kind of fear best! There were no mourners.
The imperial master was extremely excited. He came to the big incense burner and knelt down on his own initiative. He kowtowed a few times and then lowered his head and shouted: "Fairy! Please come down to earth quickly! I am very anxious today! I have been waiting hard!"
The incense burner shook, and an angry voice came out: "You are not sincere, you don't have any incense in your hand!"
When the devil heard this, he was very surprised! I stared at it for a long time; the huge incense burner did not change, and it flew high and upwards. There was no one there; only the incense stick as thick as a big tree was still stuck on it, and the fire was out. I shouted anxiously: "Mei Niang! Can you put it out?" Do you want to light the incense?”
"Today, it can't be lit! This incense burns and needs to be replaced with a new one; otherwise, the fairy will not come down!"
The Demon King looked down at the Imperial Master and said, "Let's deal with the issue of incense first? Why are there so many men talking in the incense burner?"
The Imperial Master flicked and flew up. His body was already small, but he still had to shrink down. He followed the huge incense stick and burrowed into the yellow sand. He searched everywhere before showing his head, staring and shouting: "No! There is nothing." !”
"Who told me! Why is there a sound in the incense burner?"
Mei Niang was the first to answer, with a smile on her face: "This incense burner has been burning incense for too long, and it has become spiritual! There may be gods descending to the earth and invisible in it!"
"Why does it sound like a tomboy's voice?"
"As far as I know, immortals also have two sons, accounting for 10%; one in ten people is a male and a female."
"I heard that the immortals are all transformed from the dead. There are no living immortals? Or, every household offers incense. They want to come, but they can't distinguish between so many incarnations?"
"It is wise today! Living immortals must pass away before they can be cloned; otherwise, they cannot absorb the fireworks of the world and let the immortals flourish!"
"It's so difficult to understand! I have many confusions that I can't solve! For example, there are living gods and dead masters with meritorious deeds who can ascend to heaven and become gods. Then, where did the demons, ghosts, and elves come from?"
"This issue is very complicated! The slave family knows a thing or two: the so-called living immortals are people who have become immortals through cultivation; just like our big demon family! Magic is different; some will do this, and some will do that; the real Physical immortals; the immortals invited by burning incense are likely to be ghost immortals and demon immortals; most of them are ghost immortals! They cannot do things that living immortals can do! For example, move things; ghost immortals are very light, have no strength, and cannot move; It's okay to let them scare people; for example, ghosts scream, make strange noises, or turn into tall figures and suddenly appear in front of you; but they must not scare people to death?"
"Since it's useless, isn't the ancestral temple a waste?"
"That's not the case! It is said that temples are the homes of various gods. Only with it can the gods have a place to live. Offering incense to the demons and obtaining its flavor can allow the gods to eat, live and live happily. Whoever offers incense will be blessed. Whose peace!"
"Listening to your words is still useful! Why can't we see it?"
The Imperial Master would like to interject: "Because it is deeply invisible in it, of course it cannot be seen!"
The Demon King declared again: "The Demon Clan is the most perfect race in the world! Only we Demon Clan can cultivate all people into immortals... Therefore, future generations will have the genetic genes of immortal bodies. If we can't solve it; the gods invited by burning incense will It’s still the case! No wonder that female fairy wants to report to God!”
"Today, listen to me, it's better not to invite me! These people become immortals only after they die, so they can't do anything here? What if you can marry me? There will be a way."
"Let's do this! I have too many wives and concubines! You should marry the national master! Although he looks very old, he is still young among the demons! He has been a widower until now, and his energy is not comparable to that of ordinary young people; just take care of him Think about it!”
"No, no! You are so old; the fire in your body has been stolen by time, so you become so deflated! If I marry him, won't it harm me for the rest of my life?"
"You may have a misunderstanding; you are not marrying him, but he is marrying you! The Imperial Master is quite rich; the Light Demon Clan worships this one, which is the highest! If you follow him, you will be happy for the rest of your life!"
"What if you die? Isn't this deceiving?"
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