61 Disasters and Surprises of Beautiful Skeletons

Style: Fantasy Author: fantasy trackWords: 2921Update Time: 24/01/13 03:16:09
*****The shallow layer of the lost forest outside the capital of Theocracy and the camping ground of Zhang Youji’s classroom****

Zhang Youji, who had nothing to do, decided to spend the afternoon by reading the storybook after talking to Cuiyin. He returned to his beach chair shortly after Cuiyin left. went up, picked up the Book of Almighty, found the storybook inside, and flipped through other things in it.

【What are you doing? Randomly taking out so many things, piling them up and setting up a street stall? 】

【Well? Ah, beautiful bones, it’s you. I’m not setting up a street stall. I’m just looking through things while I’m free. I took a look at things that could be useful in the camping site, such as kitchen utensils or tools. Unknowingly, there was a pile. When Cuiyin and Cuiyuan came back, they were ready to let them take a look and take away anything they could use, even as food money. , and also make their camping life easier. 】

[It turns out that you have done nothing and are just eating and drinking for free. 】

Just after leaving the watchtower with Harut and Parala, these two people who used the watchtower as a base without permission, when Mei Gugu came to Zhang Youji curiously after the shift, Zhang Youji because of her sudden greeting, After summoning some energy to answer Perfect Skeleton's question, he couldn't help but twitched his face a few times and responded because of Mei Skeleton's straightforward feelings without much thought.

[Hmm, when you put it that way, I do feel like I’m eating and drinking for free, but you’re about the same, right? 】

[I don’t deny this. Although I have done some vigilance work, alas, I also feel like I have returned to the nostalgic home girl life. After all, once my enemy tracking skill is activated, even in the watchtower, I can complete the security work of the camp perfectly when I come out. For me, changing shifts is just a matter of taking a walk and relaxing. After all, unlike the park and my home, there is nothing to kill time here, otherwise I would stay home all the time. In the watchtower. 】

[I always feel that there is a subtle difference in the meaning of leisure between you and me. 】

【Have it? Forget it, whatever, do you have anything here to kill time? There are board games and flying chess, etc. I'm a little tired of playing with those two middle school kids. 】

Mei Gugu looked at Zhang Youji's reaction, and in a nostalgic and lazy tone, she spread her hands and finished her answer to Zhang Youji, who was sitting on the beach chair. The two of them started talking in a few simple words. Finally, the topic changed to things to kill time, causing Zhang Youji to turn his attention to the storybook beside him.

[I only have this storybook and nothing else. After all, it is a bit dangerous to treat those firearms as toys. 】

【story book? what type is it? comics? novel? 】

[It’s a novel. By the way, are there ordinary novels and comics in this world? 】

[Of course, or rather, it is the trend started by you people from another world, but because of cost and technology, the price is very expensive. Generally, only nobles and the like will buy it. Most people who have money will still choose it. , buy some magic books or weapons and props. 】

[I see, huh? By the way, how do you know such details? 】

[Of course that’s because, during my time in the Theocracy, when I had nothing to do, I went shopping with your true ancestor to replenish resources. By the way, I also learned about where to buy XX books now. location. 】

When Mei Gugu looked at Zhang Youji and picked up the storybook to finish speaking, she couldn't help but because she looked familiar and the cover of the storybook came over and briefly chatted for a few words, then continued to answer Zhang Youji. When asked the question, Zhang Youji couldn't help but feel a little headache because of the beautiful skeleton that came over, the answer she said, and the way she made it clear that she wanted to read the storybook together. respond.

[Very well, shut up. When I get back, I will have someone completely disinfect the house and burn some unnecessary things. 】

【Stop it! Give me a way to survive! I was too idle and foolish. Why did I tell you that? 】

[Hmm, instead of begging me, you should beg Mo Ni. You should know that she is always paying attention to the situation on my side. In other words, the moment you just leaked the word, Mo Ni on the other side of the house Nah, it's possible that we've already taken action. 】

【? ! ? ! ? ! 】

Zhang Youji, who had made up his mind, couldn't help shouting in panic after saying his decision. Looking at the reaction of Mei Gugu, who was in a sense hopeless, Zhang Youji said: After telling the sad news with a subtle sense of restraint and not wanting to say too much, the beautiful skeleton immediately grabbed Zhang Youji by the collar and beat him like a phone booth with a hammer after hearing the content. got up.

[Elegant Media Disc! Hey hey! Lord Moni! can you hear? ! Show mercy! ! ! 】

【let it go! Do you think I am a phone call? ! Don't hit it with your hands! 】

[If you don’t tell me about your family’s true ancestor, at least let my collection go! Lady Moni! I'll tell you where the True Ancestor keeps his treasures, so please let me go this time! I promise that my treasure will not appear in front of everyone! So let me go this time! 】

[Good guy, I sold my teammates without hesitation at all. Suddenly I feel a little sympathy for Deguna. Please calm down. Believe it or not, I will ask Moni to burn all the pollutants in you and Deguna right now. ah! 】

Zhang Youji faced Mei Gugu who suddenly entangled her and bumped her face into shouting. Although he immediately started to strangle her, Qing, who was silent and waiting not far away, noticed that the situation was not right, so he took Mei Gugu down. The relationship between them made this chaos that started and ended immediately stopped, although the screams of the beautiful bones had not stopped yet.

【mercy! Show some mercy! Don't burn my poor treasures! 】

[Lord Creator, I will grind this unreasonable skeleton into bones and paint the walls. 】

【don't want! I don’t want to become a big bone meal either! help! I did nothing wrong! What’s wrong with protecting privacy! 】

[Qing, forget about the bone meal, but let her calm down. As long as she won't die, it's up to you. 】

[As commanded, Lord Creator, I will dismantle her right now. 】

【don't want! There is a tyrant! Who can help me! 】

Zhang Youji looked at the noisy beautiful skeleton in front of him, being carried by the collar in mid-air by the petite Qing. When he heard Qing's words about preparing to grind bone powder, he felt a little annoyed, and with a sigh, he decided After receiving the treatment of the beautiful skeleton, he looked at the beautiful skeleton who was shouting with a pair of eyes like salted fish, flew to the side, and started a scene like the law of the jungle.

Zhang Youji picked up the storybook in his hand at the same time as Mei Skeleton screamed, looking for the place he saw last time, and prepared to continue reading where he left last time, but because Qing started very quickly and accurately, Relationship, while Zhang Youji was still turning the page, within about 10 seconds, Qing came back to Zhang Youji holding up the beautiful skeleton that had been dismantled, with only the skull left.

[Lord Creator, the order has been completed. 】

[Uh, pretty fast? Feel like it's over in an instant? Just in case, I’m asking, Mei Gu Gu, are you okay? Or is he still alive? 】

[Still alive, but in a very bad condition. My bones were broken into more than 200 pieces in an instant! Can you understand that kind of pain and mental trauma? ! 】

Zhang Youji looked at Qing Qing holding the skull of the beautiful skeleton, and at the same time looked at the bones and scattered clothes of the beautiful skeleton not far away. After getting a skull and a wig from the beautiful skeleton, Zhang Youji couldn't help but try to comfort the beautiful skeleton because of the pitiful reaction revealed in the anger of the beautiful skeleton.

[Then what, why don’t you read a book with me to change your mood? 】

【Look at your sister! Do you think I'm in the mood for reading now? ! 】

[Uh, if you keep shouting like that, I'm afraid you won't even be able to read in a while. You know, the way Qing looks at you now, it's like painting a wall. 】

【etc! Isn't it too much to take it apart and then smash it? ! I'll just read a book quietly! 】

[Uh, that's it, Qing, just carry her over. She just found the place where she saw last time. Let's pass the time together. 】

【well! I think that’s ok! I read,? ! This content is... 】

[[? ? ? 】】

After Zhang Youji tried to change the topic, Mei Gugu continued to shout in a subtle and tragic manner, but Zhang Youji tried to make this clear because he held up her qing and looked at her with an increasingly ominous look. At that moment, Mei Skeleton suddenly felt trembling, and she regretted coming to Zhang Youji's side and yelling for compromise.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Youji immediately followed her words, causing Qing to temporarily give up the idea of ​​grinding bone powder. He raised the beautiful skeleton with only the skull to his side, and began to look at the bone in Zhang Youji's hand. The content in this storybook, but what makes Zhang Youji a little strange at this moment is that the beautiful skeleton exudes resentment. After reading a few lines of the content in the book, her resentment disappeared, replaced by a moment of surprise. , there is an endless stream of deep nostalgia and a bit of sadness.

Although Zhang Youji really wanted to say something about this, because the beautiful bones exuded a subtle and undisturbed atmosphere at the moment, even Qing couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and gave a reaction of waiting for Zhang Youji's instructions with his eyes. As for Zhang Youji, he responded by saying, "We'll talk about it later if you have anything to do. For now, it's better to spend some time with Mei Gugu, who suddenly had a strange atmosphere. After reading the book for a while, the three of them started reading the story together." content.