58 Two salted fish are ready to discuss life

Style: Fantasy Author: fantasy trackWords: 2814Update Time: 24/01/13 03:16:09
*****The shallow layer of the lost forest outside the capital of Theocracy and the camping ground of Zhang Youji’s classroom****

At about 10:30 in the morning that day, after a late breakfast and Zhang Youji's rampage incident, everyone in the camp finished breakfast in a delicate atmosphere. After a round of discussions, everyone went their separate ways. Started taking action, such as guarding the camp, or going out to look for food.

Only after the violence, in a sense, Zhang Youji, whose whole body was hollowed out and lying flat on the salted fish, was sitting in the tent with his eyes white and not wanting to care about anything. As for Zhang Youji's transformation The reason for this is that from high in the distance, there is some inexplicably familiar sound of a special jet that has only been heard in anime before.

There are also looming appearances high in the sky from time to time, which makes anyone who has watched Gundam, no matter if they are a Gundam fan or not, although the view is not very clear due to the distance, it still makes people curse and extremely challenges people's tolerance. The modified Gundam from another world left by a reincarnated person, or the figure of Graeme that was accidentally picked up by Ye Lianmeng not long ago, is now subtly challenging the limit of Zhang Youji's tolerance.

[Take a deep breath, yes, take a deep breath, that's not the Stitch Monster of Freedom and OO Gundam, or some strange-looking monsters, yes, that's Graeme, that thing with the shadow of the Gundam and its teeth and claws, it's just a simple Graeme. 】

[Looking at you struggling in pain, what are you doing? 】

【Well? It's a silly fish. I'm fine. I'm just wondering whether I should knock down that thing in the sky and let Lianmeng and that thing return to the earth together. 】

Like a salted fish, Zhang Youji allowed himself to take deep breaths and hold back some extreme thoughts. When he heard a sudden voice beside him and turned his eyes away, he saw the mermaid knight, curious beside him. He was asking questions, and in order to prevent certain ideas from becoming reality as he spoke, he began to change the topic.

[By the way, are you awake? 】

[Well, because that big thing in the sky is very noisy, if it hadn’t flown too high, I would have just fired a few water cannons at it. 】

[Don’t mention it, I’ve wanted to take an EX curry stick or imitate a certain purple-haired BBA more than once, and kill that thing with one shot. 】

[What is a curry stick? Is that BBA also your dependent? Wouldn't it be enough to just call that person over? 】

[What you said is so subtle that I can’t reply. Forget it, let’s say something else. Otherwise, I’m afraid that even if I don’t have the EX curry stick, I will rub large magic bullets and use them as turtle Qigong. Go up. 】

When Zhang Youji tried to change the topic and listened to the perfect mermaid knight's answer, he once again expressed his straightforward feelings in a subtle and unbearable way. However, as the topic progressed, Zhang Youji realized that the topic had changed back inadvertently. , while Mermaid Knight was filled with questions, she once again thought about how to change the topic.

[Speaking of which, when did you wake up? 】

[I don’t know, I woke up when I was hungry. 】

[Uh, what were you doing just before you came to me? 】

[While being bathed by your goblin, I was eating the food she threw into the water, but after a while she said it was almost cooked, and because I ate too much, she threw it out. I was really stingy. , Didn’t I just eat a few fish, and the water temperature was not adjusted properly. The goblin adjusted the water temperature too high. 】

Zhang Youji, who couldn't think of any good topics at the moment, tried to ask the Mermaid Knight what happened after she woke up today. Although Zhang Youji didn't have any special reaction at first, but then she said a little bit angrily, When she asked about breakfast which was more than a little late, Zhang Youji had a headache and covered his head.

[You are being used as a soup ingredient again. It seems that your bath water should be included in today’s lunch. After all, the hot water you boiled unexpectedly tastes like seafood, and it went smoothly this time. Ordering food, at least not being sold, and helping to count the money, just in case, let me ask you, is the fairy who boils water for you, bell or clear? 】

[It’s the very small goblin, huh? Is there any difference between boiling water for me and bathing me? 】

[Hmm, it is indeed Qing. As for the difference you asked, I can only say that for you, it may not be much of a difference. Uh, by the way, did you wash Qing before you boiled the water? 】

[Hmph, don’t underestimate me, I can learn too! The maids in your house often wait for me to take a bath alone. They say that before boiling the water, they must ask me to clean it with cold water or magic, so now I have perfectly mastered the rules of taking a bath! 】

When he realized that this mermaid knight seemed to be used as soup stock again, Zhang Youji couldn't help but think about some of the previous things and didn't know what to say. Anyway, he said a few words casually to continue the topic. , although unfortunately, the Mermaid Knight's reaction could not help but make Zhang Youji feel a little empty-eyed.

[Very good. In a sense, it’s hopeless. I’d better avoid the soup for lunch today. I don’t want to drink the bath water. When I get back to the house, I have to give instructions to the head maid. Don’t tell anyone else, at least don’t use it. Give me the bath water to cook, forget it, unexpectedly, I was looking forward to it. Today, Cuiyuan and the others saw their expressions after knowing that there was bath water for lunch. By the way, do you know the situation of everyone in the camp now? 】

[Some are on the sentry tower, some are underground, and some are out looking for food. 】

[Hmm, your answer is really simple and rude, but thanks to your lack of brains, it relieved me a lot of my subtle anger. 】

Zhang Youji, whose eyes were subtly blank, sat up and finished speaking, covering his head. Because of the Mermaid Knight's answer, which was almost as if he just said what came to his mind, he finished his thoughts with a very tired feeling and continued to hug him. With the idea of ​​passing the time, I continued to chat with her about some random topics.

[By the way, I don’t have much hope, but do you know what everyone said about emergency rendezvous? 】

[I don’t know, the beautiful skeleton only told me that when I was lost, it sent conspicuous magic to the sky. 】

[Ah, um, it seems that other people should also use this method to meet up, or when they encounter danger,? ! 】

When Zhang Youji was chatting briefly with the mermaid knight who looked like she was looking for food, and was just thinking about whether to go find some snacks with her, in the middle of the conversation, Zhang Youji suddenly felt the earth shaking. A moment of feeling.

【What the hell? ! earthquake? ! 】

【The sky outside! The vibration was caused by that big guy in the sky! 】

【ha? ! Aha--? ! What the hell? ! Are the colorful cannons placed so randomly? ! 】

After Zhang Youji was reminded by the Mermaid Knight, he turned to look out the window of the tent. He couldn't help but feel that high in the sky, the modified version of Gundam was constantly firing colorful cannons, and from time to time it would tilt towards the distant ground. Because of this, he was completely dumbfounded and wanted to let Hou Yi shoot the sun, so he started shouting wildly.

[What is that guy Lian Meng doing? ! what is she doing? ! Are you so high that you go crazy? ! 】

[Look carefully, that big guy seems to have been attacked by something transparent. 】

【ha? ! Are you sure she's not testing the gun out of her mind? 】

[Because the movement was unnatural, and the movement of the clouds also revealed that there was something fast-moving and transparent attacking the big guy. 】

Zhang Youji, who shouted wildly, was stunned for a moment when he heard the words of the Mermaid Knight and said his most direct thoughts. However, after the analysis of the Mermaid Knight, he understood that both her combat experience and intuition were different. Zhang Youji, who was stronger than her, was just like her, carefully looking at the situation high in the air.

But the subtle thing is that before Zhang Youji could carefully observe the situation for a while, the situation in the sky was suddenly caused by the ice flower flying over there at a high speed, aiming at something transparent, and the mouth of the extreme ice came. Breathing, the incident ended immediately. The modified Gundam that Ye Lianmeng was probably driving was also taken away by Binghua. Zhang Youji was so stimulated that he didn't even know where to go to find someone to talk about his life. Talking point.

[What on earth is this subtle incident? ! 】

[Isn’t it good that things are over? 】

【It's not good! Who do you think is giving her a headache? 】

【? It’s not like I have a headache, so why do I have to worry so much? 】

[Very good, I like the feeling of your empty head. Then, can I talk to you about life? 】

【? It's strange, why do I feel cold all of a sudden? ? ? 】

Zhang Youji, who didn't know what to say and was already a little crazy, and the Mermaid Knight, who was unmoved because it had nothing to do with him, said the words with a face that was completely opposite to the slightly serious expression before, and Thinking about some issues about responsibility after the incident, he held his head and shouted to her.

Although the Mermaid Knight still didn't care about anything at this moment and replied, Zhang Youji suddenly had a whimsy and wanted to see what would happen when a real fool understands and carries things that she shouldn't carry. When she looked like she was reacting, Zhang Youji grabbed the Mermaid Knight's shoulders and prepared to discuss life with her. As for the Mermaid Knight's own reaction, she suddenly felt an inexplicable chill and used a very... With an ignorant expression, he started to look at Zhang Youji and started to speak.