*****In the courtyard of a mansion somewhere in the shopping district near the magic academy, in front of the house's entrance*****
At about 11:30 that night, Zhang Youji, who learned about Ye Lianmeng's recent situation and made up his mind to talk to her today, has waited until now and has not yet waited for Ye Lianmeng's return home. However, during this period, Zhang Youji also There is no light and others who do nothing.
Because he was too busy, he, the beautiful skeleton who happened to be passing by, and the mermaid knight who was in a sense hopelessly stupid, asked the vampire maids to move a mermaid in front of the house. The three of them sat at the table together and played the board game version of Monopoly.
[Now, even though I have been playing with you for so long, this game is not very fun without a few people. Anyway, there are a lot of chess pieces, so why not invite a few more people to play? 】
【Huh? It's obviously quite interesting. 】
[Shut up, you stupid fish! I've been playing for hours and you haven't even won once! 】
[Hmm, there are obviously three people playing the game, but for some unknown reason, one of them didn’t win once in the whole process, and only me and Mei Gugu were left competing, and my winning rate was surprisingly only 5 1/1, I don’t know what to say other than subtle feelings. 】
Sitting at the game table, Mei Skeleton, who was a little tired of playing, was holding her chin with her hand. At the end of the round of the game just now, when she finished speaking with a feeling of boredom, Zhang Youji looked at Mei Skeleton, because Mermaid Knight They were a little tired of the quarrel between them. After saying their thoughts, they changed the topic to the head maid who was waiting behind them.
[Speaking of which, head maid, how are the two ones I brought back today doing now? 】
[Sir Zhang Youji, the situation has stabilized, but it is not yet in a state where we can sign a contract. 】
[Well, let’s talk about it tomorrow morning. Remember to remind me. 】
[I understand. If they return to a condition ready for signing tomorrow morning, I will take them directly to the main entrance to wait. 】
Because he was tired of playing board games and would probably find another way to pass the time after the quarrel between the Bones and the Mermaid Knight, Zhang Youji approached the head maid with the idea of killing time while the two of them were quarreling. We chatted briefly about the fluorescent jellyfish and guppies we brought back today.
As for Mei Skeleton, who was already quarreling with the Mermaid Knight, after hearing Zhang Youji's conversation, she was a little curious about what kind of Warcraft contract he was going to sign with, so she was too lazy to continue arguing with the Mermaid Knight and directly intervened. In the topic of Zhang Youji.
【what? What? What are you signing a contract with? 】
[These are the fluorescent jellyfish and guppies that I picked up today because of fate. 】
[Ah, I really miss it, I had one before! The taste is very unique! And it’s pretty easy to take care of. 】
[Really, it’s easy to grow, wait a minute, what the hell is that unique taste? ! Did you eat it? ! 】
When Zhang Youji heard Mei Gugu's question, he first wanted to say something casually according to her words because of the nostalgic look on Mermaid Knight's face after answering. However, after Zhang Youji reacted, he couldn't help but Because of the mermaid knight's words, the mermaid knight gave a dumbfounded expression of disbelief, causing the mermaid knight to tilt her head in doubt.
【? Why do you have the same expression as my tribesmen? 】
[That’s because you are a stupid fish and a weirdo among weirdos. Don’t worry about it. You are already hopeless anyway. 】
[Hmm, this stupid fish is indeed hopeless, and it’s very thorough. 】
[No, I don’t quite understand what you mean, but I think I can still save it! 】
After the Mermaid Knight's question-filled words, the Beautiful Skeleton immediately gave a distressed response. Zhang Youji, with a headache, saw the opportunity and echoed the beautiful Skeleton's words. Although the Mermaid Knight was not very convinced by this, But Zhang Youji, who didn't really want to waste time on this tiring topic, just started to change the topic.
[Give up, it’s hopeless. Speaking of which, that Lianmeng guy hasn’t come back yet. Is she not coming back tonight? Maid head, just in case, you should arrange for someone to go find that guy Lian Meng, at least make sure she can't come back tonight. 】
[Sir Zhang Youji, if you find Mr. Ye Lianmeng, do you want to bring him back by force? 】
[Sigh, forget it, let her go. If she is brought back by force, I don’t know what troubles will happen. Just ask someone to check out the situation and simply ask for a result. 】
[I understand, I will send someone to find Lord Ye Lianmeng right away. 】
When Zhang Youji covered his head and turned the topic to Ye Lianmeng's question, the head maid behind him immediately responded and asked for his opinion. Zhang Youji, who sighed at this, gave After answering, she looked away from the head maid who had started to take action, and continued to talk about some irrelevant topics with the beautiful skeleton and the mermaid knight to pass the time.
About 20 minutes later, Mermaid Knight ignored everything and fell asleep on the game table. Zhang Youji and Mei Gugu were also bored and didn't want to wait any longer, so they prepared to go back to their rooms. At that moment, the two people heard a subtle drunken but familiar voice coming from a distance.
[Beautiful Bones, I seem to be too tired and misheard. Tell me that was not the inexplicable sound that came from Lian Meng when he was drunk. 】
[Only on this matter, I can't help but want to take the initiative to comfort you, but unfortunately, reality does not allow it, so give up. The voice that just came from a distance is the voice of the crazy brave man. Normally she is enough She's crazy. She seems to be in a drunken state now. God knows how crazy she will be. I'm taking this stupid fish to sleep. You should take care of yourself. 】
【Don’t leave! Are you still a human being? ! Don't leave me to face that big devil alone! 】
[Unfortunately, I am an undead. Needless to say, this stupid fish, you are also a spiritual body, not a human being, so there is no human being here at all. How can you say that you are not a human being? Let me go! Don't worry, that's a brave man, not a devil. You won't die! 】
【That’s the Demon King! For non-human beings like us, isn’t a brave man the devil? ! Come fight the devil with me! Believe me, you can also be the light! For a happy future, come face the devil with me! 】
【I believe you as a ghost! There will definitely be no good end if you stay! At most, I’ll give you this stupid fish that slept to death, and we won’t talk about the rest! That crazy hero has already suffered enough! Yesterday, one of my ribs was taken away and I don’t know where it went! Now in this drunken state, why don’t you just grind me into powder! I don’t want to die yet! 】
While listening to the strange sounds that came from far away, the beautiful bones responded to Zhang Youji after he finished speaking. At the same time, he made a show of dragging the mermaid knight and preparing to go back to the room. Zhang Youji immediately He flew towards Mei Skeleton, grabbed her thigh bone tightly, and started a somewhat intense exchange with her.
Although the result was very regrettable, after Mei Gugu dumped Zhang Youji's mermaid, she rushed out of the door, leaving behind Zhang Youji alone and a silly mermaid who was thrown out and was still sleeping without any reaction. Fish, it’s time to face the next situation.
[Hey hey hey, it’s become three by oneself! It’s ready for collection, display, and practical use! Hehe, do you want to use it? Do you want to use it now? Use it! 】
【What do you want to use? ! What do you want to do with me? ! Don't come here! 】
[Hey hey hey, don’t be afraid, it’s up to you, the pain only lasts for a moment, ah, it seems to be hurting on my side, forget it, come on, let’s run to the other side of the galaxy together! 】
【Am I running after your sister? ! Someone is coming! Help! 】
Zhang Youji looked at Ye Lianmeng who seemed to have discovered him in the distance and suddenly ran towards him. When he grabbed his shoulders and opened his mouth, he couldn't help but struggled with shivers all over. He wanted to stay away from Ye Lianmeng's capture, but unfortunately, clearly Zhang Youji's attributes were much higher than Ye Lianmeng's, but at this moment, he couldn't stay away from Ye Lianmeng. In the end, he had to shout for help, which attracted the people who were changing the water of the two contracted beasts brought back today. Obsidian.
[Lord Zhang Youji, what happened? 】
[Are you blind? ! Or, are you keeping your eyes closed for a long time and unable to see my current situation? ! Get her out of the way! Get Lian Meng away from me! If we continue like this for a while, I will really be dragged to bed by her! 】
【Hey hey hey! Is there anything wrong with it? Just follow me! Didn't Yuji ask the maid to even bring midnight snacks? 】
[That’s not a midnight snack, but a predetermined contracted beast! Let go! leave me alone! 】
【Reserve a contract beast? Can it be eaten? Can't this be used as a nice bar for us afterwards? However, he looks so cute and would be good as a pet, huh. 】
【Stinks of alcohol! But you think it's cute, right? You want to raise it, right? ! Then I’ll give it to you. You can raise it! I don’t want to give you anything for free! So take your pet and let me go! I don't want to lose my virginity this way! What's more, I don't even have sex anymore! I don’t even know how to lose my body! You can be a human being! let me go! 】
When the vampire maid Obsidian, who had her eyes closed for a long time, came over to say hello in confusion while carrying a basin filled with fluorescent jellyfish and guppies, Zhang Youji, who was struggling while being held by Ye Lianmeng, immediately sent out a distress signal. I want Hei Yao to help pull Ye Lianmeng away.
But the subtle thing is that because of these two people, this scene was like a normal farce, and Obsidian did not react immediately and did not step forward to help immediately, and chose to prioritize the placement of the water basin in his hand, which made Zhang Youji's situation became more and more delicate, but fortunately for Zhang Youji, he caught the trend of changing the topic when he was struggling in Ye Lianmeng's hands.
Using fluorescent jellyfish and guppies placed on the ground as sacrifices, he successfully got rid of the drunken Ye Lianmeng's entanglement. Although Zhang Youji was originally determined to talk to Ye Lianmeng tonight, unfortunately, Ye Lianmeng is now, But it was enough for Zhang Youji to shrink back his determination, and even helplessly lose two of the contracted beasts. In the end, he could only stare at Ye Lianmeng, who was like a little brother, carrying and holding the basin. Obsidian just leaves in style.
