As the saying goes, whether Africa is in chaos or not depends on the level head.
Although this is a meme circulating on the Internet, it well illustrates that flat-headed animals are more common in Africa.
Although Feng Yun was confused about this, he still had more important things to determine.
So Feng Yun soon knelt down with a frown on his face, stared at Brother Flathead and asked:
"Did you do the missing people? Are they still alive?"
Upon hearing this, Brother Pingtou nodded. Apparently he was frightened by Feng Yun:
"Of course! Sir, they are all alive, I won't kill anyone!"
Another bad foreign language came out of Brother Flathead's mouth. This sound made Fatty and Yan Qilin feel strange.
"You've passed the damn test, if you try to speak a foreign language again, I'll tear your mouth apart!"
The fat man obviously didn't believe what Brother Flathead said, he pointed at Brother Flathead and shouted:
"It's been at least more than twenty days since they disappeared. They didn't eat or drink. They were starving to death. How dare you make excuses?"
When Brother Pingtou heard this, he waved his hands repeatedly, and his eyes became a little aggrieved:
"I will find some wild fruits and vegetables, and often send them to them.
I’m afraid they’ll starve to death, and they’ll be dreaming all the time and consume less! "
Brother Flathead did not lie, and he had no intention of hurting these people.
On the contrary, he took special care to ensure that everyone's living conditions became stable.
"Why did you bring them here? Be honest, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
While talking, Feng Yun waved his hand again, and the light flashed in his hand.
Brother Pingtou was frightened for a moment, and then said quickly:
"I want to seek a title and become an immortal!
But I tried many times without success, so I could only keep trying. "
The reason why Brother Flathead carefully ensures everyone's survival is to be able to pull these people out from time to time and challenge them one by one, but as it said, it has never been successful.
Feng Yun and the three of them had strange expressions on their faces. They really didn't expect this reason.
Hearing this, the fat man couldn't help it. He glared at the flat-headed brother and shouted loudly:
"You're not a damn yellow guy, what kind of title are you asking for?"
When the flat-headed brother heard this, he actually glared back at the fat man and said not to be outdone:
"My master said that I can become an immortal using this method. As long as I study hard, I can definitely do it too!"
"Hey, do you still have a master?"
Under Feng Yun's questioning, Brother Pingtou was obviously confused for a while, and just now he sighed deeply and explained what happened to him.
This also allowed Feng Yun and the others to gradually understand the ins and outs of the whole thing.
This flat-headed brother was indeed living happily on the African grasslands.
But later, it unfortunately fell into the trap of poachers, and finally traveled all the way to Yingyi Prefecture of Dayan Kingdom.
Taking advantage of a gap, Brother Flathead escaped from the cage and ran into a car in a panic. Only then did he finally escape the fate of being eaten as game.
The car it was hiding in at that time was the No. 444 bus that frequently appeared in illusions.
In order to prevent being discovered, it had been hiding under the car seat. It only saw the four people sitting in the car at the time, but not the driver. Therefore, in the illusion, the driver of the car could never be seen clearly.
Then the flat-headed brother began to live a wandering life in Yingyi Prefecture. At that time, his hiding place was near a martial arts gym in Yingyi Prefecture. In addition, he had loved fighting since he was a child, so he had nothing to do every day. Lie outside the window and watch the people inside practicing martial arts.
As time went by, the flat-headed brother also began to practice in a decent manner. I have to say that now this skill is indeed somewhat interesting.
And due to the removal of the seal in Fang Lingshan, the demonic energy has been simmering for hundreds of years, and even today, this flat-headed brother has been given the opportunity to practice.
It was also during this period that Brother Pingtou met Huang Pizi, who had also become a spirit, and asked Huang Pizi for advice on how to practice.
This yellow-skinned man had just become a spirit in this age filled with demonic aura, and he knew nothing about shit, so he could only share what he knew with him.
From then on, Brother Pingtou regarded Huang Pizi as his idol.
This is what happened next, and the scene where Brother Pingtou imitated Huang Pizi and asked for a title.
After listening to Brother Pingtou's story, the expressions of Feng Yun and the three of them were a little hard to describe.
How to put this matter? No one would have thought that behind this monster, there was such a ridiculous story.
"Then why did you come to Yanjun again?"
Feng Yun then asked.
"I traveled all the way and kept looking for people to ask for a seal, but to no avail.
I walked here unknowingly, only to realize that this place is very special and can enhance my illusion, so I stayed here. "
Facing Feng Yun's inquiry, this yellow man didn't dare to tell any lies, so he could only express all his energy.
It is true that the special feng shui of Longhua Road greatly enhances the honey badger spirit's sorcery, so that it can successfully cause trouble. Otherwise, with its three-legged cat abilities, it would not have been able to cause such a big sensation in Yan County.
All in all, it was because Longhua Road was so special that it gave the Honey Badger spirit a chance.
But in the eyes of the three of them, this guy was really angry and funny.
If a honey badger spirit imitates a weasel spirit and succeeds in sealing the seal, then it is called a ghost.
When the three of them were silent, Brother Flathead looked at Feng Yun cautiously and asked:
"Uncle, who are you, and why are you so awesome?"
It was obvious that Brother Pingtou had been impressed by the power Feng Yun had just displayed.
The fat man standing next to him suddenly straightened his waist, puffed out his chest and shouted to the flat-headed brother:
“We are from the polling bureau, and we specialize in dealing with monsters like you.
Don't scream nonsense, you're calling me uncle, you're calling me the director! "
Brother Flathead was obviously dissatisfied with Fatty, but with Feng Yun here, he could only swallow his head and nodded:
"Director, please let me go. I really didn't mean it..."
In response to Brother Pingtou's begging for mercy, Feng Yun's expression did not change at all.
He looked at Brother Flathead and said in a cold tone:
“It’s impossible to let you go, but it’s not a bad idea to keep you alive.
The premise is that you must immediately take me to find those people you brought here.
And these people had better be fine. If you take a human life with you, you will not be spared! "
Brother Pingtou had no doubt about the authenticity of Feng Yun's words. The method Feng Yun used just now could easily kill him.
Therefore, the flat-headed brother immediately stood up excitedly, nodding and waving his hands. However, his arms were thick and short, which made him look very funny:
"Don't worry, Director. I really haven't killed Yin. I just caught them one by one and asked for their seals... I'm here, don't make any mistakes, right?"
"Stop talking nonsense and lead the way!"
After Feng Yun gave the order, Brother Flathead quickly got up from the ground and walked forward. He didn't forget to pick up the bamboo hat and put it on his head.
Looking at this guy's funny back, the three people following him felt a little speechless.
They followed Brother Pingtou and quickly arrived at the small mound they had seen before. When they walked around behind the mound, they discovered that there was actually a cave.
It was obvious that this was a cave that Brother Flathead had just dug out. Standing at the entrance of the cave, you could see a dozen people lying around inside.
"Director, they are all dreaming in my illusion.
One is getting promoted and making a fortune, the other is having three wives and four concubines, and the other..."
"okay!"
Before Brother Flathead could finish speaking, Feng Yun interrupted him:
"Lift them out just like you put them in!"
However, what the three of them didn't expect was that after hearing these words, the flat-headed brother did not move, but hesitated to speak, as if he was struggling with something.
"Director...what, can you tell me something?"
"Say something quickly!"
Even Yan Qilin couldn't bear it any longer and spoke directly.
"Director... I want to cooperate. Can you please not kill me? It's best if you can give me another ID card from the Great Yan Kingdom..."
The so-called 'Luyin Identity Certificate', abbreviated as 'Photo Talisman', to use the vocabulary of Feng Yun's previous life to describe it, is actually an ID card.
It's just that in this different world, the Great Yan Kingdom seamlessly inherited the industrial transformation of the ancient dynasty, so many names and structures continue to be ancient, but the uses are quite different.
"What?"
The fat man almost bit his tongue:
"Tell me again, what do you want?"
