"Please show me the death certificate first."
"Is there anyone alive here?"
"Uh, what do you want to be reincarnated into?"
"panda."
"Your number has been called. There are more than 2.5 million people waiting in front."
"When will this be scheduled?"
"There is no way, no one wants to be a human being."
When Andy heard this, he couldn't help but sigh. He looked at the middle-aged clerk in the window in front of him who looked a bit abstract, with a face similar to that of a horse. Most importantly, he was wearing glasses, and said helplessly:
"Is there anything faster?"
"Continue to be a human being. You can make arrangements now. Think about it and just contribute to filling the birth rate. We still have activities now."
Having said this, the old man who arranged the reincarnation business showed a hint of mystery at the right time.
Sure enough, Andy couldn't help but become curious. After all, this was his first time in a place like this. He didn't expect that he would still have to queue up to do business after death.
"what activity?"
"The second generation is half price."
"What do you mean?"
"You will live to be thirty in this life, and now you are reincarnated. We can come here when we are fifteen, and we don't have to suffer the hardships of life."
Andy was speechless for a while.
I passed up the exam just after the second year of secondary school. When I came here to recall the past, I spent most of my time studying. I was determined not to let go of all the suffering in the world.
"Thank you, forget it."
"Hey, don't make a decision in a hurry. We also have a buy five, get one free event. If you sign the contract now, as long as you live as a human for five consecutive lives, you will be given an opportunity to reincarnate immediately."
It can be seen that the business in the underworld is under great pressure, forcing Brother Ma Mian to become a salesman.
After thinking for a moment, Andy said: "When the time comes, can I choose a panda? I want to become a national treasure and lie down once and for all. Life is too tiring."
"That won't work. At most, I'll just be a dog."
"Forget it, I'll continue lining up."
"Wait! Now that I'm reincarnated as a human, I can arrange another version update for you."
Element awareness.
Andy, who was already desperate, regained his energy and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Just like a game, if you are too weak in this life, we will arrange targeted reinforcements in the next life."
"What about me?"
"After you graduate, you work almost every day at midnight. Your career in paying off your mortgage and car loan has just started. You have to wait until you are sixty to fully pay it off. You are not eligible to enjoy the 996 blessings. You are extremely poor..."
Forget the past.
Andy interrupted: "So if I reincarnate as a human now, I will be strengthened in the next life, right?"
"right."
"This is okay, I decided to be a human being."
"It's a deal, it's entered the system, and the reincarnation will be completed automatically in two minutes."
Andy, who was enjoying a good life, was completely relaxed. While waiting, he usually chatted with the salesman Ma Lian:
"The efficiency is quite high this time. I would like to ask how it was enhanced. Is it the second generation who started from scratch or directly became rich? The second generation at the village or town level is still the chaebol type."
"Significantly increases your tolerance for poverty."
Crackling.
Andy's life appeared on the computer screen, including everything in detail. The salesman rolled his eyes and smiled as if his conspiracy had succeeded:
"You died suddenly while working overtime. After our targeted reinforcements, you will not get sick for the first sixty years of your next life. You will be like steel and iron. You can work for your boss regardless of weather and create profits for him, even if you are engaged in Coolie, still the same..."
"***!"
"Then what's the difference between my life and that of an animal? To create your mother's profit?"
An adult's collapse only lasts for a moment, and the same goes for an explosion. Andy doesn't want to experience the suffering in the world anymore.
He started working as a laborer right after graduation, and lived like a machine every day. Especially after taking on the mortgage loan, he directly became a domesticated beast, working silently. No matter what happened, he did not dare to resist, and just tried his best to maintain a relatively stable life. Live and avoid being cut off.
As a result, I couldn’t enjoy anything and died suddenly late one night while working overtime for free for my boss.
What a coward!
From that moment on, he was thinking that in the next life he would be able to lie down no matter what he said, and then work as a bully for the capitalists once he was satisfied. After all, he had no background, and he did not dare to ask for anything else.
It's so sad to think about.
This is it, and you still get tricked!
"Dude, calm down."
"Ahem, cough, cough, there is room to turn, hurry up, let me down and operate, hurry up."
…
Finally, the reincarnation was terminated, and when Andy left the business hall, he still held a piece of paper in his hand and showed determination on his face.
And the horse-faced salesman was sighing:
"What's going on in the human world? No matter how well treated pandas and Siberian tigers are, they are still following the path of animals. They have no wisdom and their life span is short. But in the end, everyone is rushing to be a human being. Even if they have been waiting in line for hundreds of years, when it comes to being a human being, everyone resists. .”
"I hope he can transcend. I have used all my authority within the scope of my ability to help. This is to make up for the fact that I almost cheated him."
the other side.
Holding the mysterious paper in hand, Andy followed the arrow cursor that appeared in front of his eyes and walked towards the unknown area.
Not long after.
A crowded but neat and orderly square appeared. Everyone was holding papers in their hands, and most of them had very determined expressions, as if they were participating in a high-stakes gamble.
that's the truth.
Give up the opportunity of reincarnation and gamble on the opportunity of transcendence. If you win ten times, you will not have to suffer the pain of reincarnation in the future. If you only lose once in the middle, to use a unique Eastern vocabulary to describe it, it means that your soul will be shattered.
"Brother, have you watched Infinite Streaming? It's almost the same idea. This square is similar to the main god space, with various movies and TV series as replicas. I hope you keep winning."
The salesman’s words still echo in my ears.
According to the instructions, Andy came to an empty procession. There was no one in front of it, just a circle of light for passing through.
This has to do with his choice.
Before I die suddenly after working overtime, the opportunity I most want to seize is to get things done as soon as possible and relax by watching a mindless American TV series during my break.
Therefore, after confirming that no matter whether he chooses Eastern Fantasy or Western Fantasy to challenge, the difficulty level of both is the same, he decisively chose the latter.
You only get one chance.
Want to see another culture.
It's embarrassing to say that I have never flown in a plane or traveled across the country in my previous life, let alone traveled across countries. My knowledge of foreign countries is limited to movies, TV series, and various news. Even if I lose a bet, I can still learn a lot before I lose my mind.
【Vampires and Science】
[Plus a little bit of infectious disease prevention and control]
【save the world】
The above are all friendly reminders.
Rule 1 of the Detachment Code:
Never think of shortcuts.
The ten challenges are all carefully selected based on personal experience. There will never be familiar movie and TV drama plots, and all of them are very unfamiliar.
Otherwise, what's the point of talking about detachment?
As Andy stepped into the circle of light at the end of this path, he silently closed his eyes and waited for his fate, with a little expectation in his heart.
Having had enough of the boring life, I decided to take on a regret-free challenge for myself. It sounded like there was still a little bit of passion, and the soul of Chuuni was not completely extinguished.
"Infectious disease prevention and control?"
"Do you want to buy a mask?"
As he was teasing, things around him began to twist and change.
