The holy first ray of sunlight refracted the colorful light in the sky, shining on the angel in the sky who had a decadent and unruly face, but whose body was full of holy temperament.
Baker is performing.
The performance was almost ruined just now.
reason?
As Baker said, he is an atheist. Although he went to church when he was a child, the contents of the Bible are all in one ear and out the other.
Because he did not write this Bible.
Why did you listen?
Endorsement?
so……
In order to perfectly reproduce the angels welcoming the good spirits, Baker chewed the Bible for nearly an hour last night, just to find the description of heaven in the Bible.
Just now, Baker forgot to prepare the facade of heaven, the female angel.
fortunately.
At three point five seconds, he was teleported to the Angel Nebula and found Vivian, who was presiding over the affairs of the Kingdom of Heaven. After saying a word, twenty female angels who supported the scene came over.
There was an almost accident during the performance, but it was just a near miss!
Baker's eyes fell on the coffins behind Gwen and Karen, and his thoughts moved.
Gwen turned to look and almost screamed.
Karen felt Gwen's pull and turned around.
The next second.
Karen covered her lips in surprise, looked at the soul rising slowly from the coffin like a shadow, and called out the name of this soul body: "George..."
George, who had just come out of hell, was a little confused.
Last second...
wrong.
Yesterday, after George was shot to death by a gangster, his consciousness sank. When he came back to his senses, he was already standing on the land of hell.
There was a demon in front who was using a pitchfork to make them line up honestly. After counting the number of people, they were then sent to various construction sites in the hell dimension to prepare birthday gifts for the great hell lord Mephisto.
When it's George's turn.
George was originally sent to the far west of the hell dimension to pick the hell ice that Mephisto likes to put when drinking. At this moment, the originally fierce demon was stunned for a moment. After a second, the demon He smiled at George, his smile was like a flower blooming.
Immediately afterwards.
George was arranged in a palace in the palace of the hell dimension. Succubi and slaves took turns to please the confused George.
George's confusion lasted until the last second.
Just when George thought he was about to lose control under the charm of a succubus, with a hiss, a channel fell directly from the sky and sucked him in.
at the moment?
Hearing an extremely familiar exclamation, George turned around mechanically and looked: "...Karen?"
Karen, who covered her mouth, nodded wildly: "Well, it's me, George, I'm Karen!"
"Oh God!"
George shouted, jumped up from the coffin, landed on the ground, and walked towards his wife Karen with windy steps.
Karen also burst into tears and hugged George.
but……
"Bang!"
"Ouch!"
"Karen!"
"..."
George turned around in a daze, looking at his wife who passed through his body and stumbled onto the coffin. He exclaimed, and then noticed what the coffin seemed to be thinking: "Am I dead?"
Karen stood up and looked at her husband, who could only look at but not touch him now: "George."
Gwen held her two brothers beside her to prevent them from disturbing her and ruining the atmosphere!
"Karen!"
"George!"
"..."
Flying in the sky, Baker's eyelids twitched slightly as he transformed into Raphael. Damn it, this is the Marvel Universe, not the Qiong Yao Universe, and this is not about life and death. Why is it so annoying?
Beck coughed as he thought about it.
Landed.
There was a bang.
The eight wings behind Baker folded up and turned into a small suit and tie. The bohemian Constantine Raphael used an authentic Oxford accent, lit a cigarette and said: "Okay, go through the process quickly, don't waste it. Everyone time.”
George: "..."
Karen: "..."
Gwen: "..."
As soon as Baker opened his mouth, all three of them lost their impressions of the angels in heaven.
smokes?
Little tie.
gamble?
You are an angel, not a devil, hello.
Baker ignored the strange looks from the three people in front of him. He made the decision about his heaven. He had just appeared and copied the Bible. He just felt that the appearance of the Bible was gorgeous enough, so he just used it. Moreover, if the appearance of Heaven's Gate was familiar, , Karen's suspicion will be reduced, and Baker can save a lot of things.
so.
Baker held a cigarette in his mouth, took out a small notebook from his arms, opened it, and then seemed to mutter to himself, looked up at George: "George Stacey, it's you."
George looked at his wife, and then nodded.
Baker took a drag on his cigarette and said, "This is wrong. Did the Heaven System make another mistake?"
George was stunned again.
Mistake?
What the hell is this?
Karen next to her was also confused. The angels came down, and it turned out that there was a mistake. What was wrong? Could it be that my husband can't go to heaven?
Karen spoke hastily.
but.
Baker didn't give him a chance. Baker turned to George and said, "Killed by someone?"
"……Um."
"Is the murderer dead?"
"...should...maybe..."
George opened his mouth, looked at his wife Karen next to him and said, "The person who killed me should be caught, right?"
Karen shook her head and then looked at Baker: "Sir..."
Baker stretched out his hand to stop him, then dusted off the cigarette ashes and said, "It's useless to catch him. You died unjustly. If the murderer doesn't die, you won't go to heaven."
"……What?"
"Have you ever heard the saying "A murder must be punished with a life?"
"...heard it."
George said: "This should be the sentence from the East Kingdom."
Baker nodded and said again: "Now you know why so few good souls can go to heaven nowadays."
George's mouth dropped open.
Karen was also a little dumbfounded.
"...However, our laws have given the murderer the punishment he deserves."
"Your earth still talks about science."
"..."
Baker sighed and closed his little notebook: "Go to hell. Although the environment is not as good as heaven, there is nothing you can do about it. Your qualifications do not meet the threshold of heaven."
Karen and George were dumbfounded once again.
Baker turned to leave.
at this time.
"……etc!"
Gwen, who had been silent next to her, spoke up: "Please wait a moment, Lord Angel!"
Baker stopped and looked at Gwen: "Extraordinary, my name is Raphael, the judge of heaven and the guardian of heaven. Are you okay?"
Heavenly judgment?
Protected by heaven?
Gwen swallowed in her heart. She didn't know whether she should say what she had just thought of.
but……
Gwen risked her life so that her father could go to heaven instead of hell.
The next second.
Gwen mustered up her courage: "What if, what if I killed the murderer?"
Baker smiled and said, "Are you willing to go to hell, transcendent one?"
"Am I going to hell?"
"Won't."
"..."
Baker laughed again: "If someone who has nothing to do with the murderer kills him, he will naturally go to hell. You are different, you are avenging your father, and you are a transcendent, but, sorry, it's too late. "
The thought that Gwen had just had was extinguished again: "What, too late?"
Baker said: "George Stacey is about to be buried. Once he is buried and the trial is over, no one will go to heaven, only to hell. This is the rule."
Karen said hurriedly next to her: "Then we won't bury him."
George next to him was dumbfounded. He won't be buried? In June, if he were not buried, wouldn't his body turn into a giant?
Baker shook his head again: "From the time of death to the end of the trial, it's seventy-two hours. It's useless if you don't bury it. Go to hell. In addition to the environment in hell, you have to be fucked by demons every day. There's no point in playing with a pitchfork by yourself occasionally." What’s wrong, if you’re lucky, you’ll be spotted by a succubus and become her slave.”
"no!"
"..."
Baker glanced expressionlessly at Karen who shouted no, then turned around and left.
Gwen was excited and looked at Baker who was about to fly away: "Uncle Baker Morton said that my dad can go to heaven."
The words fell.
A thud.
In the eyes of the three people, the eight-winged Constantine who had just soared seemed to have fallen to the ground.
quite a while.
Baker, who had his back turned to the three of them, turned to look at Gwen, his face expressionless: "Baker Morton?"
Gwen looked at Baker, who had no expression on his face, hesitated for a while, and then nodded: "Yes, Uncle Morton said, my dad is qualified to enter heaven!"
Baker said nothing.
After a while.
Baker seemed to have made up his mind and looked at Gwen: "I will give you five Earth days to send the murderer's soul to hell."
Five days?
Gwen frowned inwardly, and after a while, nodded: "Okay, five days!"
Baker showed a smile and looked at George: "Okay, let's go. It's too late to go back. The Angel Reincarnation Pool will be closed for use."
Finished.
When Baker left, he said to Gwen: "Remember, little girl, you only have five days, don't forget it."
Gwen's expression was firm: "I won't forget it."
In order for his father to go to heaven, Gwen decided to kill this murderer. You know, Gwen studied biology, not other majors. Gwen killed many guinea pigs and so on.
Come to think of it...
Killing someone and killing a guinea pig should feel... almost the same.
Gwen thought in her heart.
The next second.
Baker said something and left, and then, with a bang, the holy eight wings spread out, directly lifting George, who was confused and speechless, and flew high into the sky with a whoosh, and disappeared into the gate of heaven.
Immediately afterwards.
The twenty female angels who came to support the ceremony also turned around and entered the gate of heaven one after another.
Not long after.
The gates of heaven are slowly closing.
When the last crack in the door of heaven is closed.
Mirror world...
Cracked!
…
