After the classic sound of "Ah hit" appeared, a man's back appeared in the picture, with his upper body exposed.
Just such a back view makes Chen Xixiang absolutely certain that he is the "Kung Fu Movie God" in his previous life.
The iconic "bat muscles" are so recognizable.
Sure enough, after the opening song played, the man in the picture turned around and revealed his face.
A pair of sharp, confident and murderous eyes seemed to be transmitted to the audience through the screen, making people's hearts beat unconsciously, and then they praised "so stunning".
Bruce Lee returns...
Along with the subtitles, these five big characters are printed.
At this moment, the blood of countless Chinese viewers around the world who saw this trailer boiled with blood.
However, Chen Xixiang, who was in the Longhu Mountain Zhengtao Temple, fell into deep thought.
He closed his eyes.
The jade dish is also reflected in the consciousness of this incarnation, like a picture scroll, and more like a water curtain hanging high in the sea of consciousness.
Chen Xixiang asked in his consciousness:
"Didn't Bruce Lee of my earth's time and space die in the 1970s? Why would he appear again in the 21st century?"
Moreover, in the trailer, it looks like he is only about 30 or 40 years old.
Buzz~~
The jade plate embodies ancient handwriting, like water flowing:
"Every time a variable appears in the long river of time and space, the original world line will change its direction, thus deriving a new parallel time and space. Every unknown variable will lead to the birth of a possible parallel time and space."
"There are infinite possibilities in time and space, so there are infinite parallel time and spaces."
"Any variables in the time and space where the Taoist is located seem to be contrary to the host's original time and space, but among the time and space variables, they are completely reasonable."
Chen Xixiang said to himself: "Then, the appearance of characters in movies and TV shows on this earth is one of countless possibilities."
The water on the jade plate rippled: "The arrival of the Tao Master himself in this world is already the biggest variable, which triggers a series of variables. Just like in the process of promotion in many worlds, there will also be obstacles such as the demons and evildoers coming in fantasy. The world is promoted for the same reason.”
All in all, it is reasonable to exist.
But since there is a movie plot that may happen to some people around you, there must be more than one movie plot in this world.
What else could there be?
It’s up to you to explore on your own.
Before leaving, he checked his status on the jade plate again.
"Taoist clone: Chen Xixiang"
"Age: 19 years old"
"Cultivation: None (weak)"
"Orthodox: None"
"Present Roots: Earth"
"This World: Parallel Time and Space Earth"
This is the state of this clone.
His original deity is still meditating in the Qingcheng Mountain Sutra Pavilion, but his consciousness has been copied and has taken over the dominance of the body in this world. When the meritorious deeds are completed, the Dao Jade Disc can take back the power from the clone and give it back to the original deity. Just like Naruto's "Shadow Clone Technique".
The effects of the clone's cultivation can also be superimposed on the real body's cultivation.
but.
The physical quality of this clone is really poor.
It’s time to start practicing.
He opened his eyes and waited for the various medicines prepared by his elder sister Chen Zhiwei for him.
Five days later.
All the herbal and animal medicines he requested were delivered to Longhu Mountain in batches within five days.
"Want to cook for yourself?"
After hearing this, the Heavenly Master frowned and refused:
"Whatever you want to eat, I'll ask the dining room to prepare it for you."
"With your body, if you fall directly on the stove, don't make yourself a meal."
The corner of Chen Xixiang's mouth twitched, and he understood the good intentions, but he was the only one who knew the dosage of the prescriptions for strengthening the foundation and strengthening the body. In the end, he negotiated hard and asked Qingfeng Taoist to help, and then he won the right to use the kitchen.
Everything is ready.
From the day when smoke rises from the kitchen.
He started practicing in this world.
…………
Yu Yifei broadcast normally tonight, smiling and greeting the gentlemen in the live broadcast room. His usual live broadcast content is very complex, and he is almost versatile. He can sing, occasionally play games, and he also plays a few rounds of Tianshi Tai Chi every few days. Quan, coupled with the fact that it is located in the Longhu Mountain Scenic Area, with beautiful mountains and clear waters, and a lot of Taoist incense, the characters create an ethereal atmosphere.
He is also handsome, so after two or three years, he has become the leading super anchor on the Shark Platform, and can be called a "face" level figure.
While chatting with the audience, he suddenly sniffed, then with a terrifying face, he said in a broken voice:
"Hey, what's the smell next to it?"
"The smell is too horrible!"
He stood up from the chair, looked around, then switched the live broadcast to his mobile phone, and said: "Brothers, I was attacked by poison gas..."
He wants to go out and have a look.
But I also thought this was a highlight of the live broadcast and wanted to see what it was, so I changed my phone.
The audience in the live broadcast room also joined in the fun:
"Last time I went out, I almost died suddenly when I met my junior brother."
"Isn't it one of the junior brothers who fell into the trap this time?"
The Taoist temple is illuminated by electric lights, and the smell comes from the kitchen.
As we walked along the bluestone cloister path, the weather in May became slightly warmer, and mosquitoes and flies were flying around on the light bulbs on the telephone poles.
After approaching the kitchen, at the same time as Yu Yishui saw it, the viewers in the live broadcast room also saw:
"Hey, it's the same guy from last time again."
"This is dark cooking in the kitchen."
"I'm curious about what kind of smell makes the Taoist priest react so strongly."
Yu Yishui replied: "Brothers who want to know, you can try heating durian in a microwave oven and you will understand."
Chen Xixiang squatted on the threshold of the kitchen, holding a large blue and white porcelain bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other. He poured the black mud-like stuff in the bowl into his mouth bit by bit. He looked up and saw Yu Yishui. After being stunned, he said politely :
"Senior Brother Yu, would you like some?"
Yu Yishui smelled the smell and shook his head quickly: "No, no, I won't eat this kind of thing even if I starve to death..."
"Hmm..."
As he was speaking, Chen Xixiang had already grabbed a ball of black mud and put it into his mouth.
His mouth was half open and his eyes were wide.
"..."
The whole person was petrified.
The live broadcast room instantly boiled, with "666", "brave", "the first person to eat shit", "the best person to eat shit", "after today, who dares to say that I am not the best person to eat sharks".
He was stunned for three or four breaths.
"It's over. The Taoist priest must be so angry."
"not talking anymore"
Then, under the camera, Yu Yishui slowly closed his mouth, a strange light showed in his eyes, and started to shine a little bit.
Chen Xixiang asked: "How does it taste?"
Yu Yishui nodded seriously: "It smells so good!"
Then he begged: "Junior brother, hurry up, have another bite."
Chen Xixiang grabbed another handful and stuffed it.
After taking another bite, Yu Yishui's face was full of happiness, but he was full of doubts, and he sighed excitedly:
"Junior brother, how can this thing be so delicious?"
In an instant, countless "????????????????" floated in the live broadcast room.