It happened that Yu Yi had a complaint, so he said: "I said you are really mean, you just abandoned me like this, you are burning the bridge by crossing the river!"
"Haha, aren't you going to capture the thieves and others?"
He Jin said cautiously, for fear that Yu Yi would be unhappy. At this time, Yu Yi was a popular person around Liu Hong, so it was impossible not to fawn over him.
Yu Yi nodded, concerned about the situation, and expressed satisfaction with He Jin's initiative. Finally, Yu Yi made a request to the other party, that is, to leave the palace.
This made He Jin feel incomprehensible. You know how many people in the world would break their heads and try to get in, but Yu Yi did the opposite and actually wanted to go outside.
In the end, thinking that the other party had helped him after all, He Jin reluctantly agreed. He promised that he would try his best to find a way, but he couldn't guarantee whether he could get out.
Yu Yi could only sigh, and the chat ended here.
The next day, Liu Hong didn't go to court in the morning, so he summoned Yu Yi as expected.
"My dear, this time I will take you to a fairyland on earth, hehe."
Liu Hong looked very mysterious and left with Yu Yi.
Yu Yi felt helpless and could only follow behind, thinking that he had just revealed to him the news that Zhang Jiao was going to rebel, so why did he get such hospitality.
Gradually, Yu Yi came to the West Garden and saw a group of huge buildings with about thousands of houses. Such a huge scale shocked Yu Yi. After entering the interior, Yu Yi felt even redder in the face. It turned out that this was Liu Yi. In a private place of his own, Hong had people pick green moss to cover the steps, built a fountain-like water channel, and led the water to circulate around each threshold.
In the middle of the small fountain is a lotus. This lotus is very tall. Liu Hong said that it was brought from the south. The flower is as big as a cover and is more than one foot high. He also said that the lotus leaves will stretch out at night and bloom during the day. In the curled state, one stem has four lotus flowers growing with it, so it is called "Yeshu He".
After hearing this, Yu Yi had nothing but praise, which made Liu Hong very satisfied.
Under the lotus, in this fairyland-like garden, there were actually many naked women playing in the water. Yu Yi couldn't bear to look at this, and asked Liu Hong why.
It turned out that these women were all his chosen maids. It was Liu Hong who ordered them to take off their clothes and play and chase them naked. He stared at the naked women intently, and sometimes laughed, feeling uncomfortable looking at Yu Yi. , he quickly stepped forward to persuade and said: "How do the families of the Yellow Turban Army compare to them? Wouldn't it be better if you let me play here?"
As the saying goes, being with a king is like being with a tiger. Yu Yi didn't dare to refuse, so he had to endure it and watch these beautiful things. Fortunately, he had a close relationship with Xiaoli before, and he had the foundation of small movies in college, so Yu Yi could still maintain his attitude. Have good psychological quality.
Liu Hong once again saw a naked palace maid. He pointed and introduced her. It turned out to be a peerless beauty he sent someone to find. He swallowed his saliva and actually started to take off his clothes. Soon he was completely naked. .
Seeing Yuyi still standing there, he quickly asked Yuyi to take off his clothes, and then pulled Yuyi to mingle with the naked palace maids. Feeling Yuyi's handsome face and healthy body, some of the naked palace maids deliberately came over to cuddle up. It's raining.
Yu Yi complained: "This is just a naked swimming pool."
When Liu Hong heard this, he thought the name was good, so he gave this unnamed local building complex such a name.
When Yu Yi returned to his residence, his back ached. Once his dream in college was realized, it seemed that it was not as ideal as he imagined. On the contrary, it was boring and even more painful.
After this incident, Yu Yi felt that Liu Hong was simply a lunatic. No wonder most emperors were short-lived. No one could bear this. He could no longer pin all his hopes on He Jin and had to come up with something on his own. Method.
Yuyi's erroneous naming also left historical materials for later generations. This is the origin of the "Naked Tour Pavilion".
On the third day, Liu Hong wanted to come up with some tricks again. He complained to Yuyi that he was extremely bored after living in the palace for a long time. He tried all kinds of tricks to pass the boring time. Listening to what he said, Yuyi felt pity for him again and thought that if he had the Internet, mobile phones, games and other items, he would definitely be able to help him get through this difficult time.
Just as the two were walking towards the Jingde Hall, suddenly a minion led four donkeys into the palace. These donkeys looked strange and walked very funny. They were soon discovered by Liu Hong, who immediately collected these donkeys. For his own benefit, he drove a cart back and forth in the inner palace. At first, he felt that his skill in driving a donkey was not up to standard, so he hired a special cart driver, and later he simply drove the donkey himself.
Yu Yi discussed the matter with He Jin at night. He heard that many people imitated Liu Hong and drove donkeys in their houses. As a result, the supply of donkeys in the market exceeded the demand, and the price increased sharply. Yu Yi thought about it, but he did not expect that this could lead the way. Fashion is so childish.
On the fourth day, Liu Hong got tired of playing with the donkey, and some eunuchs came up with unique ideas. They dressed up the dog, put on a crown, a court dress, and a ribbon, and went to the morning court with the ministers like this. Yu Yi was the first to notice this strange thing. The dog didn't find it funny and told Liu Hong. After seeing it, he also clapped his hands and laughed, praising: "What a dog officer!"
This sentence is very ironic. Yu Yi noticed that the minister's face turned livid. He must have accepted the shame and humiliation and dared not speak out in anger.
Yu Yi didn't know why, but Liu Hong was almost inseparable from him. He had to take him with him wherever he played, and he had to obey Yu Yi's command in all his actions.
Yu Yi felt that the palace maid was pitiful, so he helped him. He persuaded Liu Hong that this was not an ominous omen. Liu Hong was deceived and finally decided to bypass the death penalty for the palace maid. However, she could not escape the punishment of living, so he let her suffer ten blows. whipped and then expelled from the palace.
During this period, Yu Yi also asked about the arrangements for Zhang Jiao, but Liu Hong said nothing.
However, Yu Yi had been in modern sales, and it was too easy to fool an ancient person. Soon Liu Hong told Yu Yi the reason.
It turned out that during the reign of Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong, he had become accustomed to rebellions either here or there.
