It happened so suddenly that even the audience behind the screen couldn't help but scream in surprise.
But the next second, the assistant was thrown over the shoulder by Guardian One, and then pinned to the ground.
Yu Guang, who was originally thought to be the master of suffering, stood up in time and said: "Guardian No. 1's program contains all the existing boxing secrets. Before provoking his master, you must first decide whether you can resist the attack."
Signaling Guardian No. 1 to let go of his assistant, Yu Guang smiled again and explained: "Of course, don't even think about taking him out to fight, because he has an autonomous recognition system in his body. Once it discovers that you are trying to cause trouble, it will not only call the police, but also You will also be given a forty-eight-hour ideological education course.”
Seeing the assistant getting up from the ground with a grin on his face, the barrage was full of hahaha, this is really miserable for a man.
Just as he was smiling, he saw a flamethrower hitting Guardian One from the corner of his eye.
After a few minutes of burning, Yu Guang used a wet wipe to wipe off the stains on Guardian One's body, revealing the intact skin underneath: "He can withstand high temperatures and can participate in fire rescue to reduce the casualty rate."
This is a very important feature.
Give instructions to Guardian 1 to inflate his body: "He is waterproof and can float in the water. He can be used as an underwater swimming escort."
Don't say anything useless, just praise her.
Out of the corner of her eye, she took a doll from another assistant, and then her feet tilted. Just when she was about to fall down together with the doll, Guardian No. 1 had already held her firmly.
After she stood firm, Guardian No. 1 took the doll from her hand, hugged it in a standard manner, and played a lullaby.
Yu Guang motioned to take the baby away: "When you are in need, she will be the most professional wet nurse, monitoring the baby's health and freeing the mother's hands to do more important things.
Of course, he is also the best companion for mothers. They can talk to him about their worries and prevent postpartum depression. "
Unlike the initial madness, the barrage gradually calmed down because they discovered that the more functions the Guardian One had, the more likely they were to be unable to afford it.
But Yu Guang’s display did not stop there, including cooking, housekeeping, homework tutoring from elementary school to high school, physical health monitoring, weight loss exercise assistance, daily expense planning, and fashionable clothing matching.
When it was discovered that Guardian One could also use a sewing machine to alter clothes, the audience before the barrage became discouraged.
A robot that can be used from one to a hundred years old.
It’s so good that it’s so good in their hearts that it’s so good that they can’t afford it.
The entire two-hour press conference was spent demonstrating the robot’s functions.
It wasn't until the last ten minutes that Yu Guang finally dismissed Guardian One: "The service life of Guardian One is twenty years. In addition to the purchase fee, there is also an annual system maintenance fee. That is, as long as the maintenance fee is paid, Be able to use his new features all the time.”
After hearing this, the barrage finally became active again.
"It's not enough to kill him with one knife. He needs to be bled again every year, right?"
"I can't even afford the machine, but they still ask me to spend money once a year. Do I look like the wronged person?"
"Obviously I could just grab it, but you still want to give me a robot. That's too polite."
"You're just right expensive. If I can't afford it, I'll give up."
The peripheral vision swept across the screen: "I have always said that Guardian One is a public welfare project, because my original purpose of designing it was to protect children."
As Yu Guang finished speaking, complaints appeared on the barrage again.
"That sounds nice, so don't cut your flesh with a knife!"
“This is probably the worst time a public welfare project has been hacked.”
"Can you please stop using public welfare projects to block the gun? Just talk about making money. It's not that we don't want to pay, we just can't afford it."
"Poverty limits my imagination. I couldn't imagine how expensive this thing would be."
After reading this series of complaints, Yu Guangxiao’s eyebrows curved: “Since it is a public welfare project, the pricing naturally has different ranges. For families with newborns under eight years old, with birth certificate registration, each machine can cost 10,000 yuan. , the annual maintenance fee is three thousand.
The purchased machine is bound to an individual and cannot be transferred, otherwise the system will be scrapped in the background. "
As soon as these words came out, the barrage started with a pause, followed by a series of "fuck me".
In today's era when fruit and mobile phones cost 15,000 yuan, buying a robot to take home only costs 10,000 yuan. Did they hear it wrong?
Yu Guang swiped the screen behind him, changed the age range and continued: "If the family has children over nine years old and under eighteen years old, they can purchase it with the child's household registration book. The purchase fee is 100,000, and the annual maintenance fee is 5,000. The same system is tied to It must not be transferred.”
Seeing the figure of 100,000, the screen became excited again: "Why, the child is one year older and it is more expensive than 90,000. Is this trying to trick me into having a second child?"
"This is unfair. Are you bullying me for not having a child? Believe it or not, I will have one tomorrow. Do you want to live together?"
"My family has students who are about to take the high school entrance examination, and tutoring homework is killing them. There are also various cram schools on weekdays. I can spend 10,000 yuan without gritting my teeth, but this 100,000 yuan will probably break my teeth. "
"You should be content with yourselves. You have children at home. I am a bachelor. With this price, my heart will stop. Is it my fault that I can't find a partner?"
"My child at home is just seven years old. Am I the only one curious about how much it costs for those without children?"
After seeing the barrage, Yu Guang smiled even more gently: "If there are only adults at home, each robot costs 500,000 yuan, and the annual system maintenance fee is 10,000 yuan. It can be resold, but only to foreigners."
After hearing this, the barrage exploded again.
"He actually knelt down fifty times more than the one with children, and tortured singles in new ways. It turns out that the single fine is real!"
"Believe it or not, I will get married and have children right now. Do you want to be impulsive?"
"The elders in my family only force me to get married quickly, but you force me to have children immediately. Are you a devil?"
"Is there anyone worse than us? We will lose money just because we don't have children."
It turns out there is.
Yu Guang adjusted his glasses: "For all families who get the robot at a discount, the annual maintenance fee will be adjusted as the age of the binder increases.
When it is found that your robot has been away from the owner for a long time, or cannot record data, the robot will sleep on its own.
If you cannot provide a reasonable explanation, we have the right to terminate the sales agreement with you without refund. "
At this point, Yu Guang looked at the time and quickly added: "In addition, the preferential price is only for domestic purchases. A different version is running overseas, priced at 500,000 foreign currency. Domestic purchasing has no effect, because The movement will spontaneously ignite.”
Looking at the screen with a smile from the corner of his eye: "Also, please don't say that I have discriminatory tendencies, because I don't like to hear the truth and will block you."
