Lu Ziqiao blurted out: "I love you, you are so handsome, or should I?"
"I also hope she said that." Lu Zhanbo shrugged: "Unfortunately not, she only said these three words, 'No'."
Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, and then she looked at her with evil eyes and asked in a very gossipy manner: "Zhan Bo, I am very impressed with you. Come on, tell me, what did you do to her?"
"Tch, where are you thinking?" Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes angrily. They had been together for such a long time, so he didn't know Lu Ziqiao's virtue.
"I asked her to drink coffee, and she said no."
"I asked her to take medicine, but she said no."
"I said I would send her home, but she said no."
"I invite her"
Lu Zhanbo started complaining mode and finally concluded: "Do you think all the goddesses in the Magpie Kingdom are so conservative and introverted?"
"Huh? Why do you see that?" Lu Ziqiao drank a glass of water in one gulp, a little confused.
Lu Zhanbo immediately said in a serious tone: "This Hollywood is the quietest girl in our unit. She never leaves her mouth with polite words. Every time a boy does something for her, she always says 'Sarah, Sarah'."
"Cough cough cough~"
"Pfft~"
Suddenly there was a violent cough and the sound of spraying water.
The coughing sound was clearly that of Zhuang Ming, who was eating cakes and accidentally choked.
Of course the one spraying water was Lu Ziqiao.
"Wait, tell me again, what does she often say?" Lu Ziqiao asked speechlessly.
Lu Zhanbo had a silly look on his face. He didn't understand what it meant, so he repeated it again: "Sarahei."
He's so stupid, so uneducated, so scary.
"Do you know what this means?" Lu Ziqiao asked quite speechlessly.
"I asked my colleagues and they said it means thank you." Lu Zhanbo's common sense really shattered the common sense world of Zhuang Ming and Lu Ziqiao.
Lu Ziqiao poked her face and asked, "Has he never told you?"
"Yes." Lu Zhanbo nodded, and then explained generously: "But I don't want her to be too polite."
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Such people are still their friends and they express concern.
"Sa Lahei means..." Lu Ziqiao was speechless and did not mince words. He also knew Lu Zhanbo's bad temper: "I love you."
"What?" Lu Zhanbo stood blankly on the spot for a moment.
Lu Zhanbo was a little unbelievable for a moment: "You mean, she told most of the boys in our company, I love you, but she only said no to me, right?"
"I have studied 280 languages around the world." Looking at Lu Zhanbo's dumbfounded look, Lu Ziqiao continued easily: ".'s common vocabulary for picking up girls. Salahei is a must-learn for beginners. If you don't believe it, You can ask Brother Zhuang."
"Brother-in-law." Lu Zhanbo looked at Zhuang Ming pitifully.
Zhuang Ming said calmly: "The two hundred and eighty languages that Zi Qiao speaks are just bragging."
"That's not the point." Lu Ziqiao said casually without being embarrassed at all.
"Then what does the sentence "magpie" mean in Mandarin?" Lu Zhanbo's eyes lit up with a sense of anticipation.
"But that Salahei sentence does mean I love you." Zhuang Ming's words instantly broke all Lu Zhanbo's illusions about girls from the Magpie Kingdom.
The reality is so cruel, so cruel that it bloody tears apart the last defense in their hearts.
That glimmer of hope was torn to pieces in an instant, shattered into dregs and powder.
"But I buy her McDonald's breakfast every morning, but she never tells me." Lu Zhanbo seemed extremely disappointed, even a little angry.
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Can this brain circuit still be normal?
But when I thought it was Lu Zhanbo, I felt relieved.
"No beautiful and charming girl in the world will tell you I love you just because you give her a hamburger or milk tea, do you understand?" Lu Ziqiao explained very speechlessly: "You should take her to do something special to let her She was moved.”
Lu Zhanbo was stunned for a moment, then said: "Hamburger and milk tea are already the best breakfast, what else do you want me to do?"
He seemed to understand something: "Then prepare shark fin burgers for her?"
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Why can't this kid get along with this burger?
What kind of weird girl would like a boy like this?
His taste and unique thinking are really hard to compliment.
"Now I finally know why when you sit down, I have the aura of flying away from thousands of mountains and wiping out all people." Lu Ziqiao looked speechless: "I feel that this is not a matter of changing breakfast at all."
"What's the problem?" Lu Zhanbo was still curious.
Lu Ziqiao pointed to his head seriously: "Your head should be replaced as well."
Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes. He didn't know that Lu Ziqiao was teasing him again.
But he always felt that there was some truth to this teasing, so he was embarrassed.
Creak~
The door was pushed open, and Hu Yifei, who had finished work and was sexy and hot, walked in, and there was a fresh fragrance in the air.
"Yifei, has your family prepared any funds for Zhan Bo's future marriage?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
Hu Yifei was stunned: "Why do you suddenly ask about this?"
Qiu Shui's eyes moved: "Zhan Bo, have you found your partner?"
Lu Zhanbo shook his head repeatedly.
"I suggest using the money to give Zhan Bo a brain transplant, otherwise I guess he may not be able to use the money in his lifetime." Lu Ziqiao complained.
"Shut your crow mouth." Hu Yifei gave a charming eye roll and twisted her sex. Sexy butt. He walked towards the house.
"I figured it out." Lu Zhanbo suddenly jumped up from the sofa and shouted with surprise on his face.
Zhuang Ming, Lu Ziqiao, and Hu Yifei were all stunned.
I saw Lu Zhanbo's serious face, so serious that it was embarrassing, and he said word by word: "We should send kimchi. The people of Magpie Country like to eat kimchi the most, so she will definitely like it."
That tone, that attitude, that's an affirmation,
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Hu Yi Fei:"."
"You'd better kill me with one shot. Rotten wood cannot be carved." Lu Ziqiao stood up directly and walked outside: "I can't stay here anymore, otherwise my IQ will be affected. No, it has already been affected." Influence."
Walking to the door, he suddenly turned around and stopped, looking at Lu Zhanbo: "Zhanbo, I know a good brain doctor. Although he is a veterinarian, the price is cheap. I will introduce him to you later."
Lu Zhanbo looked confused and stared at Lu Ziqiao walking out of the door. He didn't know where he went wrong.
(End of chapter)
