"What you borrowed from me last time, what you borrowed from me last time, what you borrowed from me last time, you haven't paid back yet!" Lu Zhanbo said angrily, stretching out his hand: "Give me back everything you owe me. I’ll lend it to you again.”
Lu Ziqiao thought to herself: "I can't even get out the fifty cents I have, let alone pay back the money?"
It's a pity that Lu Zhanbo was smarter this time and refused to lend him money no matter what. He was so depressed that he wanted to do scientific experiments.
Life is so hard.
Creak~
Zhuang Ming opened the door next door, but found no one, but heard a sound from inside. A low and slow voice sounded in the living room.
Walking in curiously, he saw a man in a black leather coat with his back to him. Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia were sitting opposite with confused expressions.
On the side, Sekiya Miracle, who was wearing a suit, was taking notes non-stop, just like a junior high school student or high school student taking notes carefully in class.
Zhuang Ming didn't bother, but went directly to the refrigerator, took out a can of yogurt, and drank it in big gulps.
At the same time, listen to the guy in the black leather jacket speaking in a very slow rhythm:
"Then I arrived at a small town in Tashkent Kurgan. You couldn't believe it. There was a Southern Xinjiang buffet there."
Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia's faces were extremely depressed.
How is this unbelievable?
And Guan Gu Qingqi, you bastard, how can your senior brother be so interesting? There is simply no one more boring than this one.
But when they saw Guan Gu Qingqi was still recording something seriously, the two women instantly collapsed and looked hopeless.
This should be Guan Gu's magical senior brother. His half-dead tone sounded like he was suffering from kidney deficiency.
No wonder I heard Guan Gu magically say that he went to southern Xinjiang to collect wind. It seems that this trip to collect wind took a lot of energy.
Of course, no one said what everyone was thinking.
“The buffet is very rich, including mutton skewers, stewed mutton, mutton scorpion, whole mutton, steamed lamb, mutton steamed buns, salt and pepper lamb chops, mutton bone soup, (omit countless things about mutton) mutton platter, but it’s a pity "Yes." At this point, Guan Gu's magical senior brother took a sip of water. He talked too much and his mouth was too dry. It took him five minutes to give the name of the dish and continued: "I am allergic to mutton food."
Lin Wanyu: "."
Chen Meijia: "."
Damn, I'm allergic. I still remember it so clearly. Are you the tease invited by the monkey?
No, you are a tease invited by Guan Gu.
The two women felt that their bodies and minds had been tortured and tested.
Zhuang Ming also wanted to complain. This senior fellow from Guan Gu was so weird that he completely shocked his friends.
"Meijia, are Ziqiao never picky about food?" Even at this time, Lin Wanyu did not forget her mission.
Lin Wanyu, who had been tortured, could not care about anything else and nodded without hesitation.
Besides, Lu Ziqiao is a picky foodie. Her favorite food is pork knuckles.
But at this moment, Guan Gu’s senior brother kept saying it without surprising: “Strictly speaking, I am also allergic to the following foods, and there are many more, spicy meat noodles, mushroom meat noodles, minced meat noodles, firecracker noodles , and dry noodles, and "
"In general, I am allergic to all noodles." Chen Meijia couldn't bear it anymore and directly interrupted.
But this interruption only made things more complicated.
"Interestingly, that's not the case. There are a lot of noodles that I like to eat." Speaking of this, Guangu's senior brother was a little happy, as if he had talked about some interesting topic, or this was the way he wanted to chat. , at least there is interaction: "For example, braised beef noodles, old duck vermicelli noodles, pork noodles with pickled vegetables, shredded pork noodles with pickles, and braised chicken soup noodles, and"
Lin Wanyu: "."
Chen Meijia: "."
Staying here for even one second is torture, not physical torture, but psychological torture.
We were obviously here to talk about the customs and customs of southern Xinjiang, but why did it end up like this?
All kinds of mutton? Various noodles?
By the way, can you speak well?
Believe it or not, I flipped the table in minutes.
"I can't help it anymore, I'm going crazy. Why does Guan Gu have such an awesome senior brother?" Lin Wanyu complained softly to Chen Meijia beside her.
She now feels that the most difficult thing in the world is not talking about coins to a cow, but a person talking to you about the most boring topics in the world, and talking about it with gusto.
"This is a sad story." Chen Meijia also looked sad.
"Guan Gu, Guan Gu!" Lin Wanyu called Guan Gu magically.
"Shh~" Guan Gu magically placed the index finger of his left hand on his mouth, while his right hand was still writing frantically in the notebook, with a serious expression on his face.
Lin Wanyu was instantly confused.
This pair of strange senior brothers is so scary.
"There are also pickled pepper bamboo shoot noodles and Laotan pickled cabbage noodles." Guan Gu's senior brother Du Jun still kept talking. This kind of disdainful persistence is really touching.
"Meijia, let's run away. If we stay any longer, I feel like I will really go crazy." Lin Wanyu said through gritted teeth.
Chen Meijia rolled her eyes, feeling hopeless: "Then you still asked me to come?"
"Sorry." Du Jun said suddenly, "I have to go to the bathroom."
Bang!
The bathroom door closes.
Snapped!
Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu slammed the table almost simultaneously, feeling relieved.
"Oh my God!" Chen Meijia felt that the world was beautiful again.
"I can't find the confidence to live anymore." Lin Wanyu complained to his face without hesitation: "No, I want to withdraw!"
Chen Meijia said nothing or answered, but her body had already taken action.
"But senior brother hasn't come back yet?" Guan Guqingqi suddenly became a little anxious.
"It's okay, Guangu, he will be very satisfied with an audience like you." Lin Wanyu will never stay, absolutely not.
"I" Guan Guqiji is not good at Chinese, so the reflex arc reaction was half a beat too slow.
Zhuang Ming looked at all this with amusement and asked casually: "Are there any guests?"
"Zhuang Ming, you're here too, come on, there are monsters here." Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up when she saw Zhuang Ming, but when she heard the movement in the bathroom, she took Zhuang Ming's hand and rushed out of the house.
Chen Meijia followed closely behind, and the speed was definitely much faster than usual.
Zhuang Ming didn't struggle. After all, he had just watched it for a long time. In such an atmosphere, it was indeed very torturous.
Du Jun, the little white dragon in the waves, really deserves his reputation.
In fact, no one knows.
Du Jun breathed a sigh of relief in the bathroom at this time. He was so relieved that he really couldn't say anything.
He also didn't expect that his stubborn junior brother would actually find an audience for him to share his trip to southern Xinjiang.
Damn it, if you were a man, it would be easier to say.
It’s easy to talk about comprehensive health care, a full one-stop service, massage, skin suction, and drilling.
But what can you say to two girls?
(End of chapter)
