Snapped!
Lin Wanyu directly closed the notebooks together: "No, it's better to cancel this. You have to help Zi Qiao find another one. Maybe you can find one with special problems, such as mad cow disease."
Lin Wanyu said it with a serious look on his face, and he was really not joking.
"Haha." Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said angrily: "Yes, it would be better if we could find someone who would grow hair all over the body on a full moon night, but how is this possible? Do you think we are making a movie?"
With a frustrated look on his face, he really felt like he didn’t know what to do.
"Then what should I do?" Lin Wanyu expressed her indignation: "Am I just going to watch Zi Qiao go on a date? Then my efforts are not in vain?"
"By the way, what if I don't find it for him?" Zeng Xiaoxian's wretched little eyes suddenly lit up and he suddenly said.
Lin Wanyu was stunned: "What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that I rejected all the beauties and didn't tell Zi Qiao, so that when he comes to the bar for a date." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled with a smile on his face, filled with deep resentment and excitement: "He will be Let go of the doves.”
"Oh~~~" Lin Wanyu suddenly realized, her eyes lit up: "Teacher Zeng, this idea is quite harmful."
"That's right." Zeng Xiaoxian clapped the table and applauded, his little eyes sparkling with excitement and with malicious intent.
Indeed, Zeng Xiaoxian's thoughts at this time were indeed very bad: "Why don't I have a beautiful woman? It's a difficult thing for me, so I have to reluctantly help you refuse."
Of course, you should never say that, and said to Lin Wanyu solemnly: "You are in charge of Meijia's side, let her know that the singles club is actually not interesting at all, and then Ziqiao's long-awaited date was let go. , in this way, when they meet together, they will realize that only when they are together is the best. After that, everything will return to normal, and then I will be a well-deserved mediator again. ,Hahaha."
Zhuang Ming said calmly: "The last sentence is your ultimate goal."
Zeng Xiaoxian's laughter stopped, like a cuckoo chicken whose throat was pinched, extremely embarrassed, and then he ran away as quickly as possible.
It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, it is better to leave.
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian left, Hu Yifei came over.
With a puzzled expression on his face, he asked: "I saw Teacher Zeng running out like a thief. If I hadn't known his character, I would have thought he did something bad and ran out."
"Hehe." Lin Wanyu glanced at Zhuang Ming, smiled sweetly, and said nothing.
"It's probably mad cow disease." Zhuang Ming saw Hu Yifei looking at him and said very calmly.
Phew~
Lin Wanyu burst out laughing. She suddenly thought of her previous conversation with Zeng Xiaoxian.
Hu Yi Fei:"."
Well, she didn't understand the cold joke Zhuang Ming said, nor why Lin Wanyu laughed like this, but she vaguely knew that she missed some key points.
Soon, Lu Zhanbo came over with a dejected look on his face, and his voice revealed a tiredness and worldly resentment: "Sister, brother-in-law!"
"Zhanbo, what's wrong with you? Why do you look like this?" Hu Yifei looked confused.
Although Lu Zhanbo usually looks dumb, he doesn't look like this.
"Have you been hit again?" Zhuang Ming's words went straight to the core.
"Well." Lu Zhanbo sat down and shook his head, and said dullly: "I have decided, I want to go to Songshan?"
"Songshan? Is the company on vacation? That's great. I can go with you. I have long wanted to climb the mountain." Hu Yifei said excitedly.
"Songshan, Shaolin Temple, do you think there will be a legendary sweeping monk?" Lin Wanyu asked with curiosity on his face.
Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes at Lin Wanyu and continued: "No, I want to become a monk."
"What?" Hu Yifei's voice suddenly raised eight tones: "Are you crazy? Are you a monk? Have you seen through the world of mortals?"
"I've seen it through. It can't be broken any more." Lu Zhanbo gritted his teeth and said every word.
"You won't eat KFC anymore? The wheat-flavored pork pomegranate egg burger and a cup of fragrant milk tea are the best breakfast. You don't want it either?" Hu Yifei squinted at Lu Zhanbo. This is the only one in their family. How could the incense be cut off?
"Uh." Lu Zhanbo obviously hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said firmly: "I won't eat it."
Then he added: "There are also French fries and ketchup."
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes. This idea is terrible and must be eliminated: "If you want to learn martial arts, just play with a nunchuck and become a monk. You have to think of it."
"If you are sick, you need to be treated. Don't hold on to it." Zhuang Ming always speaks concisely, but to the point.
Lu Zhanbo shook his head feebly and said wearily: "Sister, brother-in-law, do you think I'm really that bad?"
"What's wrong? What happened?" Hu Yifei felt something was wrong. It was rare to see Lu Zhanbo like this, even though he usually didn't have much confidence.
Zhuang Ming and Lin Wanyu also looked over curiously and with great interest.
Lu Zhanbo recounted angrily: "I met a girl in the elevator just now, and she asked me for my phone number."
Hu Yifei's eyes lit up: "This is very good."
"Because she thinks I'm a food delivery guy." Lu Zhanbo cried angrily.
"." Hu Yifei looked up at the sky speechlessly: "My family is unlucky!"
"Okay, sister, don't try to persuade me anymore. I'll buy a plane ticket tomorrow. Shaolin Temple, I'm coming." Lu Zhanbo roared up to the sky, causing the few customers in the bar to look at him curiously.
Zhuang Ming reached out and turned Lin Wanyu's face away, almost laughing.
He picked up the drink and put it into his mouth. The fleeting smile appeared from the corner of his mouth and was covered by the wine glass.
"I've even thought of my own Dharma name." Lu Zhanbo suddenly said seriously: "It's called 'Lust Caution'."
Phew~
This time, Zhuang Ming didn't hold back, and sprayed the wine from his mouth directly on Lu Zhanbo's face, helping him clean his face well.
"Brother-in-law." Lu Zhanbo wiped his face and gave Zhuang Ming a resentful look.
Zhuang Ming shifted his body without leaving any trace, so that his back was facing Lu Zhanbo.
"You no longer smoke or drink, and if you give up sex, don't you have no secondary sexual characteristics? How will you explain it to your parents then? Do you think they will let you go?" That's not what Hu Yifei is concerned about. , but the ancestral lineage of her old Hu family.
Lu Zhanbo was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head unwillingly and said gloomily: "You said I was born with regrets. They should have been prepared."
Hu Yifei was choked, but she quickly reacted and tried to persuade her carefully: "I was actually just teasing you. You just need to accumulate some experience."
(End of chapter)
