"What do you want to do?" Hu Yifei was a little surprised.
Lu Zhanbo's eyes were extremely serious: "There are knowledge lectures every day in the science and technology museum. I'll see which one is more interesting, and then go out to date the girl again."
"This is good, the two major species on earth." Lu Zhanbo seemed to have seen some interesting title, and was very interested: "Humans and cockroaches."
Hu Yifei threw herself on Zhuang Ming, like a sloth, with a wry smile on her face: "Zhan Bo, it's my fault that I'm sorry. I'm making things so difficult for you. I keep encouraging you to chase girls. Your level is not high enough." .”
"Huh? Level?" Lu Zhanbo was a little confused.
"Yes, level, you need to upgrade now." Hu Yifei said with certainty.
"Upgrade? Play games?" Lu Zhanbo didn't know why his pursuit of girls had anything to do with games.
"Yes, the game must be played level by level, and the levels must be upgraded level by level. You can't just learn how to shoot the ball and then go to play in the NBA, right?" Hu Yifei followed the lead and continued: "Now it seems, If you want to pursue a girl, you still need to spend more time and practice more."
Although Lu Zhanbo felt something was strange, it still sounded reasonable, so just ignore him.
As long as there is a way for him to find a girlfriend, everything else is just a cloud.
He stood up immediately and asked impatiently: "How do I upgrade? Do I need to kill monsters?"
"This is the same as playing games. The best way is to start with the simplest ones and accumulate experience points before you can upgrade." Hu Yifei explained seriously.
Zhuang Ming calmly watched the serious conversation between the two. It was unscientific for Hu Yifei to ask Lu Zhan to learn how ordinary people live.
After all, Lu Zhanbo's own brain is different from that of ordinary people. He has similar common sense about life, but his brain circuits are different.
Even in school, most of the people I come into contact with are weirdos. Their interests and concerns are no longer the same as those of ordinary people in life.
This leads to a very obvious problem.
All Hu Yifei's teachings were in vain.
Of course, how does Hu Yifei, who has never been in love, know that what she is doing is wrong?
Even if she knew, she would probably continue to do it.
After all, this kind of thing is really fulfilling.
"Am I at a low level?" Lu Zhanbo asked hesitantly.
Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment, and then her face was full of confusion: "How should I put it? If you use your level as a standard, then I am basically on the same level as Tathagata."
"Tathagata?" Lu Zhanbo was stunned, and then asked expectantly: "What about me?"
"What do you call the old man who locked the monkey in the alchemy furnace?" Hu Yifei thought for a moment and said.
"Tai Shang Laojun." Lu Zhanbo blurted out with a proud look on his face, as if he was just like Taishang Laojun. After all, he was also one of the Three Pure Ones, basically on the same level as Tathagata.
"Yes, yes, yes, you and Taishang Laojun." When Hu Yifei said this, Lu Zhanbo became even more elated, but the next moment he turned to stone.
What Hu Yifei said next was this: "You are basically on the same level as the soot in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace."
The face that was so complacent and wanted to be cool suddenly stiffened, which was embarrassing and angry.
Hu Yifei could really say that she failed to persuade him, but instead made Lu Zhanbo very angry. After all, those words hurt his self-esteem too much.
Although he didn't care much about it, the gap between soot and dust in the last sentence was a bit too big!
He obviously felt that there was no difference between him and his sister.
And then he said it.
It's okay if you say you know, but it's your fault for saying it.
Then Lu Zhanbo suffered a tragedy. Everyone in the love apartment knew the result of angering Hu Yifei.
In the bar at night.
Zeng Xiaoxian complained to Zhuang Ming: "I originally thought that Ziqiao and Meijia were just acting, why did it become more and more intense? It's really strange."
Lin Wanyu, who was sitting quietly next to Zhuang Ming with a rosy and shiny face, then complained: "There are more and more strange things happening recently. Everyone seems to have encountered something. It feels weird. Now even the relationship between Zi Qiao and Mei Jia is... Something went wrong, You Xin remembers the day we first moved into the love apartment, they fell in love at first sight, Lord Lu Bu and Little Diao Chan, it was so sweet, not to mention how envious I was at the time, I remember the date clearly."
The blue waves were rippling, the beautiful eyes were moving, and the eyes were moving across Zhuang Ming's knife-carved face, and a trace of shyness flashed imperceptibly.
That day was also the first day she met him, it was like a dreamlike encounter.
"But now, Meijia scolded Ziqiao for two and a half hours in front of me yesterday, and not a single word was repeated." Lin Wanyu sighed, always feeling a little pity.
Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged and expressed helplessness: "I saw today that Zi Qiao has started looking for a new girlfriend on the iPartment website. It seems that they have really broken up."
"By the way, Teacher Zeng, isn't your program specifically designed to solve this kind of problem?" Zhuang Ming suddenly asked.
The famous emotional host, this is what Zeng Xiaoxian often talks about.
"Yes, yes, Teacher Zeng, you should be very good at handling these things." Lin Wanyu nodded immediately. She had also interned under Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian's hand holding the coffee froze instantly, his wretched face twitching wildly, and he thought to himself: "My program is really effective, then will I still be ruthlessly arranged by the leader in the middle of the night?"
Of course, he would not say such self-slapping words. After all, no one likes to slap themselves in the face, especially people like Zeng Xiaoxian who like to save face very much.
He said solemnly: "Usually for this kind of problem, I will let them make the long-term pain worse than the short-term pain. Forget about breaking up. Young people are like this. After going around in a big circle, they will remember to take the regret medicine."
Zhuang Ming couldn't tell that Zeng Xiaoxian quickly turned around after speaking, for fear of exposing more flaws.
He even pretended to be cool and asked the bartender to get some more coffee.
But Lin Wanyu, whose brain circuit was extremely strange, was thinking seriously, clapped her hands excitedly and shouted: "Yes, if they start dating other people, maybe they will realize that each other is the most suitable person for each other."
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was drinking coffee with a guilty conscience, was also stunned. He didn't expect this question at all. It sounded reasonable, but the question soon appeared: "What if they don't regret it? These two guys are not fuel-efficient. Lamp and emotional intelligence are both very high.”
Lin Wanyu was once again caught in a dilemma. This problem was very difficult.
A new problem has arisen, how should it be solved?
(End of chapter)
