Going straight to the point, Lu Ziqiao really grasped some psychological aspects very accurately.
In Lu Zhanbo's incredulous expression, he really settled down like that, and his dull look was really a bit funny.
"How's it going? Have you learned anything?" Lu Ziqiao looked at the stunned Lu Zhanbo and raised his eyebrows proudly.
Unexpectedly, Lu Zhanbo said, "What you said is disgusting. What's the answer? I'm curious about this."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
"You can't teach a child." Lu Ziqiao said angrily. She was really speechless for Lu Zhanbo. After all, the key point was that she didn't know what to say.
Lu Zhanbo ignored it and asked directly: "Ziqiao, how on earth do you remember those numbers? I remember that your memory is much worse than mine. You always forget things."
"Bah, bah, bah~" Lu Ziqiao said three times in a row. Every time, Lu Zhanbo suffered a loss because he was too upright. It was the same when it came to picking up girls. Now when he exposed his shortcomings, he showed no mercy at all and looked innocent: "My uncle has a very good memory, but he is too lazy to remember some small things."
Then he looked a little proud, raised his eyebrows, and pretended to be mysterious: "Actually, this matter is very simple, you just need to... cough, my throat is a bit uncomfortable."
When it came to the most critical moment, it suddenly stopped and he pretended to cough.
At this time, Lu Zhanbo seemed very positive.
In fact, Lu Zhanbo is not stupid, but he is a typical person with high IQ and low EQ. He only has a strong interest in things that interest him, that is, he is a partial genius. This kind of person is either crazy or crazy.
It's good that Lu Zhanbo looks a little silly, at least it's basically normal.
Rub rub rub rub!
With everyone watching speechlessly, Lu Zhanbo went to ask for a glass of milk and served it to Lu Ziqiao very flatteringly.
To be honest, Lu Zhanbo looked quite philistine at this time, like that kind of bastard who seemed to know how to get things done.
Unfortunately, this only happens occasionally due to convulsions. Most of the time, like this
"Yes, children can be taught!" Lu Ziqiao was very satisfied and casually revealed the answer: "Hahaha~~Actually, I only did one thing, which was to turn on the recording function of my mobile phone. A copycat phone is just awesome!"
Snapped!
Then the milk in Lu Ziqiao's hand disappeared and was snatched away by Lu Zhanbo with an angry look on his face. He drank it in one breath: "Ziqiao, you lied to me again!"
"No way, am I telling you that you need to use your brain to pick up girls? Some things don't need to be tricky, just like this number. In fact, we can use the recording function of the mobile phone. Some dating opportunities need to be created by ourselves." Lu Ziqiao was furious, and he was speechless for the honest and honest Lu Zhanbo.
"Oh, that seems to make sense." After a while, Lu Zhanbo said this and handed the milk to Lu Ziqiao again: "Give this back to you."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Sometimes people who can talk and deceive are really good at it, but some people can't do anything about it because you don't know what to say.
"Hey, when did Young Master Lu change his name again, Lu, Xiao, Bu!" Chen Meijia, who had been silent all this time, said with disdain.
"What do you know?" Lu Ziqiao replied matter-of-factly: "Safety is the most important thing when people are floating in the rivers and lakes. Lu Xiaobu is my trumpet. To be on the safe side, I usually use my trumpet when I am wagging my tail in the rivers and lakes. .”
After saying that, Lu Ziqiao said to Zhuang Ming and others in a serious manner: "By the way, you can also call me Lu Xiaobu, so that I can be completely hidden when I go out."
"What kind of dragon is wagging its tail? I'm having a nervous breakdown. Why is there a Garfield cat on that dragon's butt?" Chen Meijia's tone was a bit sour. After all, she knew what Lu Ziqiao was going out for.
Lu Ziqiao was so thick-skinned: "Hahaha~~ I have a childish heart, Grandma Meijia!"
"Lu! Zi! Qiao!"
At night, in the bar next to the love apartment, soft music is like clear flowing water, making people feel a moment of peace.
The owner of this bar is quite stylish. The bar is getting cleaner and cleaner. It’s not that there are not many customers, but it is partitioned. The dance floor is separated, and the sound insulation effect is quite good. There is only a faint trace. The guests here are generally If you are tired from work, you can come here to sit and relax for a while, maybe have an affair or something, or if you are tired of dancing, you can come here to sit and chat.
Lu Ziqiao had already gone to the dance floor next door to flirt with girls. He knew this area better than anyone else, from bartender to boss.
Another beautiful and intellectual girl was scared away by Hu Yifei's murderous eyes, but Zhuang Ming was happy and relaxed.
Hu Yifei instantly became extremely docile, and then went to fiddle with her tablet computer.
"Sister, how is your business doing recently?" Lu Zhanbo was not tricked by Lu Ziqiao to be a wingman this time. He looked very bored at this time. After all, he was wearing that student uniform, still childish, and looked a bit dull. He really didn't do much. To please girls.
Speaking of this, Hu Yifei became very angry: "Forget it, the negative review rate is 98%. We just won the Golden Raspberry Store Award of the Year. How do you think the business is?"
"Ah?" Chen Meijia's little head appeared from behind, curiously looking at the computer in Hu Yifei's hand, and asked: "Why is it so miserable?"
Lu Zhanbo really wanted to comfort people, but he said: "It's very good. It has dropped by two percentage points from last month."
Zhuang Ming couldn't help but feel a little confused. If it dropped by two points, wouldn't it mean that it was 100% last month?
This doesn't sound like comfort, but sarcasm.
No wonder this guy can't pick up girls and deserves to be single.
What nonsense are you talking about?
Hu Yifei's eyes suddenly became so sharp that Lu Zhanbo was so frightened that he ran away like a frightened little rabbit and cursed viciously: "Today's perverted buyers always give negative reviews. It's so perverted."
"Look at this, the reason for the negative review: Why are your walnuts different from others?" Hu Yifei grabbed Chen Meijia and complained bitterly.
"And this: the stuff is okay, but the attitude is bad!"
"When did I have a bad attitude towards you? It's inexplicable. Do I have to say I love you to have a good attitude!" As she said that, Hu Yifei started to go crazy in the comment area.
"But why are you here calling others perverts?" Lu Zhanbo appeared from behind, pointed at the screen, and asked doubtfully.
"Nonsense!" Hu Yifei said matter-of-factly, pointing to the screen: "Look at his name, he sold his pants to go online, what else is he if he's not a pervert? The forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds."
(End of chapter)
