Chapter 22 Eating Rouge

Style: Fantasy Author: Lament of tearsWords: 4007Update Time: 24/01/12 23:24:13
It is not about sending troops at the very beginning. Preparation is one thing. On the other hand, it is also about waiting for the opportunity and sending troops at the right time to contain it.

Not only could he gain some strategic results and gain some territory without losing too much power, but at this extremely busy moment, Si Qinmi could also teach Zhuang Xun how to make women happy.

"Mr. Lang, remember to let the real person feel that you have put a lot of thought into it..." Si Qinmi taught while holding the hairpin.

"You said so much, who remembers it?" Zhuang Xun grimaced. Who knows, Si Qinmi, who had let him alone, suddenly started to be a close sister, teaching people how to fall in love and understand human nature.

"If you don't remember, just practice with my concubine. Master Qingluan must be satisfied." Si Qinmi said with a straight face, without any tone of discussion.

"Practice as you do, and it feels like love words come naturally. There are so many thoughts and deliberate performances. Master Qingluan won't like it." Zhuang Xun retorted, and he used his wife to practice making women happy. It's more or less a feeling. Something weird.

"Your love words are really spoken naturally. If you can do this in front of Master Qingluan, I won't worry." Si Qinmi had a smile on his stern face, pleased with Zhuang Xun's growth.

"I don't understand that you're worried. I'm obviously just asking you what to do. Why do you have to make it so grand?" Zhuang Xun said with a facepalm. He didn't want to hide emotional matters from Si Qinmi.

So I told Si Qinmi the situation and what I was thinking at the time, and wanted her to provide input and analysis. I thought it would be a simple review. Who knew that she could find time to train herself despite her busy work.

"Because it's profitable, I can make the real person happy, and I won't have to worry about it in the next life. Besides, the real person may have promised you a big favor, sir." Si Qinmi said realistically, he couldn't afford it if there was no profit.

"I'm lucky to get it, but I'm going to lose my life. Just treat each other sincerely. It's too deliberate. What's the point? It's just out of love. Real people are also to my taste." Zhuang Xun actually doesn't want to learn to be like a dog licker. Likewise, if falling in love means licking the other person to make them happy like a dog, then he will find it meaningless to talk about it.

He always believed that liking was mutual, a mutual pleasure between the two parties, a superposition of emotions between you and me, rather than a one-sided effort. He couldn't say whether this kind of relationship cultivation was good or bad, but he didn't want to do it and did it against his own heart. .

When you see it, you see it. With this awareness, you naturally speak out, deliberately observe, and then think about countermeasures. Such meticulous love is too tiring.

With Si Qin Mi's guarantee, he believed that love could be exchanged with sincerity. If the perfect wife in his family could not be exchanged, it meant that the two parties were not suitable for each other.

"Forget it, let it go as you want. You have already kissed Master Qingluan, and you are already doing better than what I taught you." It was rare for Si Qinmi to soften so quickly.

"Huh?" You just said that there was no need for negotiation, but now you are giving in like this?

Si Qin Mi chuckled, Zhuang Xun looked a little dazed, she liked it very much, his bright eyes were full of close love.

"Because I thought that Lang Jun tied my concubine's heart to you like this, and I thought that Lang Jun might have his own way. Besides, he was busy preparing for the expedition during this period, and he didn't have time to take it slow. He's going to do it soon. It's too late to meet him." Si Qinmi approached and got into Zhuang Xun's arms.

Even if she is plump and beautiful, it is indeed difficult for her to act like a little bird, but both parties involved are used to being comfortable, so it doesn't matter. Both parties already know the basics.

"You have promoted me. What can I do? I just ask the lady to analyze Master Qingluan's mentality. After all, the day of Qiyao is coming again. I really don't understand women's hearts. Madam, you taught me these things. I feel like I did it, so I will It’s not me anymore.” Zhuang Xun hugged his wife and kneaded into her silky black hair.

"Yes, I still like my current husband, no, no matter what kind of husband I am, I will like him." Si Qinmi expressed his nostalgia and love, and Zhuang Xun's intimate movements made the heat flow between the two of them.

So Si Qin responded by squeezing Zhuang Xun's clothes. Although she was a tall beauty, she looked like a little bird and could be embraced by Zhuang Xun.

"I know, I know, I've said it several times. When I really get bad, it's up to you what to do." Zhuang Xun felt a little soft no matter how many times he heard it.

"No matter how bad your thoughts are, it's just a few more vases. What other bad things can Lang Jun think of?" Si Qinmi predicted boldly.

Even if Zhuang Xun is sitting in a car, he feels that it hurts the people's power. People who want to cherish the people's power can only break the precept on the side of women. He may think that raising several women is evil.

"..." Silence is the best answer. After going through all the bad things in Zhuang Xun's mind, he couldn't do anything except that he couldn't do it.

"Okay, I just want you to help me analyze her current mentality. I don't want you to analyze me, my wife." If you can't say it, just do it and kiss her and that's it. Touch your wife's cheek and kiss her twice to verify that The truth is, if you can't say it, just do it.

Full of joy at being kissed by Zhuang Xun, Si Qinmi smiled slightly and said, "What kind of mentality can I have? I asked you to kiss me, so you are the one who took the initiative, okay?"

"By mistake, I did a very good job, very well. As a real person, I am in love with you. It would be nice if there were more misunderstandings like this." Si Qinmi said with a chuckle, relieved and comforted, but he was temporarily annoyed. Xuan Nu is not scary, just focus on confirming the relationship, which is a big step forward.

"It's not that easy. I want to do it a second time. This time she will take all precautions. There is no chance." Zhuang Xunlehe said, one misunderstanding was enough for him to laugh, and there were many, many misunderstandings. What kind of emotion did he really think it was? TV series can last so long!

"Then you don't understand women. No, you don't understand human nature. If you break through a bottom line, this bottom line is no longer a bottom line. It will be easier to break through next time than last time." Si Qinmi affirmed.

Zhuang Xun made a lot of progress last time, very big. He stabilized Xuan Nu who had just made up his mind after being hesitant, and even further confirmed the relationship.

There are those who have their parents' orders and the matchmaker's advice, and there are those whose childhood sweethearts grow up slowly. The gap is too big, and Xuannv can't figure out how fast she is progressing, and then she is taken advantage of by Zhuang Xun.

"Really?" Zhuang Xun was dubious. On the one hand, he felt that what Si Qinmi said was indeed reasonable. On the other hand, he felt that Xuannv's personality and wisdom should not have as big a chance as last time.

"Does Master Qingluan's lips smell good?" Si Qinmi put his cheek in front of Zhuang Xun, his delicate face had the kindness of a Bodhisattva, and his bright eyes were full of curiosity.

"Are you going to ask in your next sentence who smells better than you?" The warm embrace and the pleasant fragrance of flowers.

"I won't ask such embarrassing topics. How ignorant a woman is to ask her husband such a question that has no answer. In essence, isn't it just asking her husband who he likes more? Is that a saying? It means, if memories are sweet or not, if they are sweet, just work harder and try to kiss her a second time." Siqin Mifen smiled and was shy, like a begonia.

"Why don't you fight? Why don't you fight? Why don't you fight for favor? If you are jealous, let me coax you too." They rubbed their ears and temples together, looking like they were sitting on the Diaoyutai. It was so annoying.

Men all want to have such a eldest wife who can approve of finding a woman without causing trouble, but it is not good to ignore her at all.

Not only do you want to ignore me, but you also want to love me.

The idea of ​​double standards is this.

Of course Zhuang Xun knew that his eldest wife Si Qin Mi loved him, but he still wanted to see her jealous, and then coax her and make her happy.

"My husband won't fight with me, so no one in the world can fight with me. Sir, if I don't fight with my concubine, you'll like me more, right?" Si Qinmi said generously, with a bright smile and a smile.

"Yes, but that's not love, it's pity. Because you made a sacrifice, I pity your sacrifice, my wife." Zhuang Xun hugged her slim waist tighter, as if to hold the beauty Begonia in front of her in the palm of her hand. , appreciate it more.

"Isn't I worthy of your love? Why don't you love me more?" Si Qin Mi said aggrievedly, pouting her pink lips, which was cute and pitiful.

A mature beauty, acting coquettishly in his arms, was still acting like a spoiled brat, and Zhuang Xun's whole body became numb and weak.

"Because it's reached the limit and I can't go any higher. I already like you the most. No matter how much I love you, I will still like you the most." He kissed Si Qin Mi's plump red lips and wanted to eat her up.

The silver teeth spit out beads, and the rouge is divided into two parts to decorate the jade face.

"You want to meet Master Qingluan, what are you doing?" She said with a shy face, rosy white, and beautiful eyes as moist as begonias.

The love was deep, like honey mixed with oil. The big Siqin Mi was like a little woman, delicate and charming, weak and powerless. In the end, after several verbal quarrels, Zhuang Xun was stopped from going any further.

"I know, I know, let me kiss you again." The taste is sweeter than honey, and it is also soothing and relieves stress. I have loved this famous female Bodhisattva carefully, and I have felt proud and proud many times.

"That won't work. If Master Qingluan kisses you and tastes my taste, won't I die of shame?" Si Qinmi said, looking for an excuse.

Her chest was burning. If she continued to kiss her, she was afraid that she would not be able to help but make a bolder decision. Then this morning, Zhuang Xun would not have to go to Xuannv, and she would not have to deal with other work.

"No, how is it possible, madam, take the last bite." Shaking her body.

"No, it means no. Go quickly, Master Qingluan is waiting impatiently." Si Qinmi pushed Zhuang Xun aside with a firm attitude.

"Husband, sister, what are you doing?" The two people jostling in the room didn't notice Li Rusi entering the door. She was wearing cloud pattern gold armor today, yes, the one Li Pingyuan gave Zhuang Xun.

Under the modification of the armor, Li Rusi looked heroic, with a bare face, but still elegant. She was holding a helmet in her hand, looking at the two of them without knowing why, was she showing off her prostitution in the daytime?

"Sister Li, you're here just in time, come quickly..." Si Qin Mi seemed to have thought of something.

"Sister, it's not convenient for me to wear this armor." Li Rusi declined politely, as if she didn't want to join this chaotic situation.

"It's Mr. Lang. He wants to eat the rouge on someone's lips. He kisses me until my body and mouth are dry. Come and cure him." Si Qinmi pushed Zhuang Xun in front of Li Rusi.

"Is that so? Husband, it's true. I don't have any rouge for you to eat." Li Rusi flipped up her hair and kissed Zhuang Xun generously.

Zhuang Xun greeted him with an expression of betrayal, especially Si Qin Mi's snickering that made him feel embarrassed and anxious.

The Tingting jade bamboo is eight feet high, and the spiritual snakes are stirring and entwining.

Li Rusi had already seen Zhuang Xun's humiliation, so she just gave it a try and teased her for a while. It was really annoying, and she still wanted to coax her because she felt distressed. It's not like she couldn't coax and increase her feelings when she had time. Forget it now, she's busy with work. Time is running out.

"Husband, have I done anything wrong?" Li Rusi said pretending to be innocent, her almond-shaped eyes revealing obedience and sincerity.

"You're right, this is so beautiful." Zhuang Xun glared at Si Qinmi fiercely and welcomed her gentle smile.

"Does it look good?" Li Rusi said in surprise. This evaluation was beyond her expectation. Many women wearing armor would avoid it.

"Beautiful and charming, with a heroic demeanor, lower your head and let me kiss you again." Zhuang Xun said, stroking the armor, acting like a rogue.

His wife probably wasn't a hooligan, but a flirt, Zhuang Xun thought to himself.

"Okay, please calm down and go find Master Qingluan quickly. Is there anything wrong with Sister Li?" In order to prevent Zhuang Xun from delaying the important matter, Si Qinmi drove him away and put the hairpin in his hand. inside, pushing him out.

"My sister's father is already on the north bank of the river..."

Zhuang Xun listened to half of it and walked to Xuannv's residence. Li Pingyuan's route had been figured out for a long time. He listened to the reports every day and didn't think there was anything strange about it.

Walking to the familiar courtyard door, licking his upper and lower lips, the smell of rouge still vaguely lingered, and he pressed his hand on the door anxiously.

The door opened automatically, and Zhuang Xun stepped into the courtyard. Today, Xuannv was at the door, and the door closed automatically.

Being pressed against the door panel, he was kissed by Xuannv again with an unforgettable soft touch. Their lips and teeth were intertwined, leaving endless aftertaste.

Jiutian Xuannv descended to the mortal world, and three people ate one portion of rouge.

The deserted Taoist nun let go of Zhuang Xun. Zhuang Xun felt dizzy. Si Qinmi's prophecy came too early and he was not prepared at all.

Xuannu frowned as she tasted something wrong, the fragrance of rouge filling her lips.

"Empress?" Zhuang Xun's heart jumped to his throat, and he shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Why does your rouge smell a little weird?" Xuannu whispered, looking at Zhuang Xun suspiciously.

"Is Brother Xun here? Your Majesty, you are too quick." The savior appeared, and He Tan spoke up too timely.

"Brother Xun, are you not scared? My mother-in-law told me about Brother Xun, and I lamented that I must seize the opportunity, otherwise I will regret it if I miss it..." He Tanpiao came to Zhuang Xun's side and looked at his cautious expression and said comfortingly. .

"I thought about it for a few days and chatted with Tan Mei'er again. I don't have time for you and me to waste any more time. You are just a mortal, and your life span will not last more than a hundred years. And I will soon be detached, as twisted as a little girl. It's just a waste of time." Xuan Nu took over He Tan's words.

Compared with her, Zhuang Xun's lifespan is like the gap between a human and a mayfly. She even knows that fighting for the dragon knows that the real time they get together may be less than twenty years. By then, if the Zhao Kingdom dominates the world, she can use her merits to transcend.

"I want to know the origin of love, please ask my brother." Xuan Nu imitated He Tan, her voice softened.

(End of chapter)