"Comrade Stalin, how did you know that I wanted to condition your limbs?" Ying Yongjian was shocked.
"My limbs are cold, shouldn't I be conditioning my limbs?" Stalin asked.
Ying Yongjian was relieved, it turned out that he was just guessing.
"Then Comrade Stalin, why do you say what we say again?"
"Our scientists at that time installed translation software in my brain." Stalin said with a smile.
Ying Yongjian saw that what he said was so convincing that he stopped asking.
So at the moment after the water leaked after sunset that night, Ying Yongjian adjusted Stalin's kidney meridian and asked him to insert the needle to exhale and remove the needle to inhale.
Two moments after he was under the leaking water, Ying Yongjian adjusted the Heart Meridian of Hand Shaoyin and the Pericardium Meridian of Hand Jueyin for him.
On the next day, Ying Yongjian adjusted Stalin's small intestine meridian of hand Taiyin and bladder meridian of foot Taiyin for nine moments after Stalin woke up.
After Ying Yongjian's conditioning, Stalin's cold limbs quickly disappeared.
"Comrade Ying, why is the effect of acupuncture so obvious? Although your Qihuang technique is very famous, I didn't expect that the effect is so amazing!" Stalin praised.
"Comrade Stalin, your disease is due to the disharmony between the heart and the kidneys, and the disconnection of yin and yang. As long as the yin and yang are balanced, you will slowly get better."
"To be honest, I just don't understand your theory of yin and yang balance. Is this metaphysics? Do people on earth still learn this stuff now?"
"We are all still learning. Now the earth's yin and yang are out of balance." Ying Yongjian sighed.
"How could this be? When we were here, everything was fine in every aspect." Stalin didn't believe it.
"The current climate on the earth is abnormal, and yin and yang are not in harmony. Summer is too hot, winter is too cold. Cold and temperature are not in harmony. There is no spring and autumn, only winter and summer. Men have become feminine and women have become masculine. Comrade Stalin, do you think the earth is normal? "
"Comrade Ying, according to what you said, the earth is not normal. Is our Soviet Union also getting hotter?"
"The ice and snow in the Arctic have melted, and the sea level has risen. Comrade Stalin, the earth today is no longer the earth it was before."
"Then why don't humans advocate protecting the earth?" Stalin's tone became louder.
"Human beings are also shouting to protect the earth and reduce carbon emissions. However, these are just slogans. The earth is getting warmer. Moreover, the climate is also moody, with frequent natural disasters such as floods, fires, and earthquakes!" Ying Yongjian sighed.
"No wonder you want to come to space!" Stalin said.
"Actually, this is not the main reason. The main reason is that human beings are intrigued by each other. There is no truth, goodness and beauty between each other, only jealousy and hatred." Jin Sanjin added.
"Then when you went to space and landed on the naked planet, did you find truth, goodness and beauty?" Stalin asked.
"NOT BAD." Jin San said.
"What do you mean? Is it English?" Stalin asked.
"Yeah, what I mean is that things are still so-so here. Although the conditions are a bit worse, everyone is quite united." Jin Sanjin explained.
"I judge that the desires of human beings on earth are too strong." Stalin said.
Ying Yongjian nodded and said: "Comrade Stalin, when you were all-powerful, won World War II, and became the emperor of the ages, did you feel proud and proud?"
"Can I also be called an emperor for eternity? Hahaha! We are a socialist country, and there is no emperor for eternity. As for pride and pride, there is always a little bit." Stalin laughed.
"Comrade Stalin, what is it like going east from here? Have you been there?" Ying Yongjian changed the subject.
"I've been there. Going east, there's an island. Of course, these islands are connected to the land. I don't like islands, so I didn't go east."
"Comrade Stalin, don't you want to conquer this planet?" Jin Sanjin interrupted again.
"Haha, I have lived to this age, and my desire has decreased. You see, the hunters here have also invented shotguns, which are similar to those on Earth. After several years of development in the future, maybe this planet will become the second largest planet in the world. Earth." Stalin frowned.
"You must not become the second Earth, then it will be meaningless." Ying Yongjian shook his head.
"What? You are all from Earth?" A female voice spoke in blunt Chinese.
Ying Yongjian was taken aback and said: "Comrade Stalin, do the natives here still speak Chinese? Is it possible that she also has translation software installed in her brain?"
"Comrade Ying, take a look, does this person look like an indigenous person?" Stalin waved, and the woman walked over.
Ying Yongjian and Jin Sanjin were surprised when they saw a blonde girl walking towards them with a swaying cat walk!
"With fair skin and a mole on her face, she looks like Monroe!" Jin Sanjin sighed.
"I'm not Monroe!" the woman said.
"It's not Monroe. Monroe's mole is on her nasolabial folds. And this beauty's mole is on her cheekbones." Ying Yongjian said.
"Oh my God, Master, you even know where Monroe's mole is!" Simple sighed.
"However, this beauty is indeed sexy and a bit seductive!" Simple swallowed.
"Simple, you mean your wife and I are no longer sexy?" Lao Zhen was unhappy.
"No, wife, you are the sexiest in my eyes. When I praise this beauty, I say it from the perspective of my master." Pu Su explained quickly.
"I'm here, I have a position, and I still need you to stand in my position?" Ying Yongjian said.
Simple winked and said, "Master, tell me your true feelings."
"It's really sexy!" Ying Yongjian said: "And the exotic style is a bit attractive!"
"Stalin, are these people really from the earth? Why haven't I seen them before?" the beauty asked.
"Elena, I just met them. They came from the west and said they were going to the east. There was a doctor among them who cured my disease!"
"It turns out her name is Elena, not Monroe." Simple muttered.
"Doctor, that's great! Stalin, you know my aunt hasn't been here for a long time. Can you let this doctor nurse me back?" Elena said.
"Elena, you are so old, what are you still doing?" Stalin said with a smile.
"Bullshit. How old am I? Comrade Ying, how old do you think I am?"
Ying Yongjian glanced at Irina and said, "Irina, I can't tell how old you are. I'd say you're in your twenties, but it's more like your thirties; I'd say you're in your forties, but it looks like you're in your thirties." Like fifty plus.”
"Master, you said it wrong. You should say it the other way around, and she would be happy." Pu Su quickly corrected her.
"It doesn't matter, I don't like listening to flattery that much." Elena smiled.
Stalin said: "Actually, Elena and I are from the same era, but she is just a few years younger than me."
Ying Yongjian said: "Elena, how about I take your pulse?"
"Is it just Chinese medicine to check the pulse? I've heard of it." Elena glanced at Stalin: "Comrade Stalin, let Comrade Ying touch my hand, is that okay?"
"Elena, you are really funny. I agree with Comrade Ying wherever he touches you! Hahahaha!" Stalin laughed again.
Ying Yongjian knew that they were joking, so he gave Elena a four-diagnosis and combined ginseng test.
"Elena, because you are older, it is normal that you don't have an aunt." Ying Yongjian comforted her.
"Then why do you think I don't look old?" Elena asked, holding her face.
"This...according to my analysis, this naked planet should have a preservation effect, and people will not age easily." Ying Yongjian said.
Elena nodded.
"Comrade Ying, take my pulse and see why I don't like women anymore? Elena is so beautiful, I don't even want to hug her!" Stalin stretched out his hand.
"Comrade Stalin, I have checked your pulse. You have also left Tiangui, so for the opposite sex..." Ying Yongjian explained.
"What the hell is Tiangui?" Stalin asked.
"Master, is Tiangui equivalent to the 'hormones' in Western medicine?" Pu Shi also asked.
"It cannot be confirmed, but it is indeed similar." Ying Yongjian said.
"Elena, we will no longer distinguish between men and women, and you should stop acting coquettishly and catwalking towards me. I don't need it anymore!" Stalin said.
"You can be a confidante." Simple suggested.
"What does that mean?" Elena was curious.
"They are just good friends of the opposite sex." Ying Yongjian said.
Lao Zhen held Simple's hand and said: "Husband, fortunately we are married and enjoy the love between men and women. Otherwise, when we reach their age, there will be nothing!"
Simple and happy said: "Yes, wife, we have a child!"
"Yes, this is exactly the meaning of 'creating something out of nothing' mentioned in Laozi's Tao Te Ching! You originally had nothing, but now you own the whole world!" Ying Yongjian explained.
