Ying Yongjian endured the pain in his leg, cupped his fists and said, "Old man, we are just passers-by!"
"How come you arrived on this planet and can still speak Qin language!" The shadowy man spoke slowly, word by word, as if he hadn't spoken for many years.
"Qin Yu? Hahaha, I've never heard of it!" Su Su was panting, but couldn't hold back and laughed.
"My father-in-law, we have only heard of Chinese. My father-in-law said that we speak Qin language?"
"Ignorant child, our Great Qin Dynasty unified the world, isn't it Qin Yu?"
"Da Qin Dynasty, father-in-law, what are you dreaming about?" Simple mocked.
Ying Yongjian shouted: "Simple, don't be rude to the elderly!"
"What's wrong? Isn't the Great Qin Dynasty on earth now?" the shadow man said angrily.
Simple covered his mouth and still laughed out loud!
"My father-in-law, it has been more than 2,200 years since the Qin Dynasty, and countless dynasties have changed!"
"Countless dynasties? Didn't my son continue the Qin Dynasty?"
"Your son?"
"I am Ying Zheng!"
"Who is Ying Zheng?" Pu Su asked.
"Ying Zheng is Qin Shihuang!" Ying Yongjian replied casually.
"Qin Shihuang? Oh my god, how is that possible?" Simple shouted.
Ying Yongjian was not surprised, because he had already met Lao Tzu from thousands of years ago.
The shadow man said: "What's the matter, kid, don't I look like Ying Zheng?"
Ying Yongjian cupped his fists and said, "My father, please forgive me. We are modern people and don't really believe in ghosts and gods."
"What? You said I'm a ghost?" The shadow man was angry again.
"Or are you a god?" Simple added.
"Oh, I didn't expect that one mistake would lead to eternal hatred!" The shadow man sighed.
"Unless you can prove that you are Ying Zheng."
The shadow man said quietly: "I destroyed the six countries and unified China. Do I still need to confirm this?"
"What else?" Simple asked.
"I have unified weights, measures and currency, implemented the system of prefectures and counties across the country, built the Great Wall, and repaired ditches. Our Qin Dynasty is unprecedentedly powerful. Is this still false?"
"Then how did you end up on the naked planet?" Simple asked.
"I traveled to Xingtai that year and suddenly fell ill. Several ministers under me conspired to kill me and help my second son ascend the throne. I suffered from powerlessness and was about to give up my life. Suddenly someone pulled me up and put me down. I hired someone who looks like me to accompany my ministers."
"That's it." Su Su suddenly realized.
"That person took you to the naked planet?" Ying Yongjian asked.
"I have never seen that person. After I was pulled up by him, I suddenly fainted. When I woke up, I was on this planet."
"Then you have been with wolves for thousands of years?" Ying Yongjian asked again.
"When I first woke up, the wolf howled at me and wanted to eat me. Later, I stood up majestically, waved my long sleeves, and flew away sand and stones, and the wolves finally surrendered."
"One emperor through the ages, it's just different." Simple said.
"One emperor through the ages?" the shadow man asked.
"Yes. Later there was a dynasty called the Ming Dynasty, and a famous thinker named Li Zhi called you 'one emperor through the ages.'" Ying Yongjian explained.
"Is there no one in the future who will surpass me?" The shadow man laughed.
"Actually, that's not the case. In my heart, maybe you are not the only emperor through the ages." Ying Yongjian said.
"Oh, then who do you think can surpass me?"
"That's too much!" Ying Yongjian said.
"His Majesty the First Emperor, I admit that you are the only emperor of all time!" Su Su suddenly knelt down.
"Boy, you are discerning. I will stop my wolf from eating you. As for your companion, hehe!" The shadow man sneered a few times.
"His Majesty the First Emperor, this is my master. You must also tell your wolf not to eat him. His ambition is not small, and he is a doctor!"
"doctor?"
"That is, the doctor who treats diseases!"
"If he wants to survive, he must cure my disease!"
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" Simplicity seemed to have brought him back to the Qin Dynasty.
"Alas, I have several pimples as big as wheat grains under my armpits. They grow from small to large, and sometimes they will ulcerate. When they ulcerate, I will still have cold and heat. It's so painful!"
"First Emperor, you have a cold-heat scrofula, also known as 'rat fistula'. Once severe, it can be fatal."
The shadow man smiled and said, "You finally admit that I am the First Emperor. Then can you cure my disease?"
"First Emperor, please remove the word '?'."
"Yes, if you are ruthless enough, you will definitely achieve success in the future!" said the shadow man.
"I will give you acupuncture treatment when tomorrow dawns."
"Seeing that you are so useful, then I will give you my cave to sleep in!" The shadow man was very enthusiastic.
"If the emperor falls, how can he allow others to sleep soundly?" Simple is a little scared.
"Shit, what kind of emperor? I'm a savage now!" the shadow man cursed.
The next day, Ying Yongjian got up and saw an old man with ragged clothes and a sloppy beard.
"Are you the First Emperor?" Ying Yongjian woke up and was not sleepy at all.
"Boy, it's time to get up and treat me!"
Ying Yongjian stood up immediately. After four rounds of diagnosis, he found the site of the rat fistula, used a needle to break the tissue, and used a beryllium needle to cut away the suppurating area. Looking at his eyes again, although there were red threads in the upper part, they did not penetrate downward into the pupils, so he said: "First Emperor, your illness is not fatal, don't worry."
"Your name is Ying Yongjian, right? You want to cure me into your name!"
"Yongjian, always healthy! Master, your name is great!" Pu Shi also said.
"Okay, let me adjust your meridians again so that your yin and yang can be balanced and you can live another thousand years!" Ying Yongjian said.
After sunset that day, Ying Yongjian adjusted all the five internal organs and meridians of the First Emperor to supplement the method, and asked the First Emperor to exhale and inhale in conjunction with the insertion of the needle. Take out the needle when you feel warm.
"Ying Yongjian, why do you want to regulate the meridians of my five internal organs?"
"First Emperor, because you are old and your internal organs are aging, you need to make up for your shortcomings. If you are an ordinary person, being able to live to be a hundred years old is a blessing."
"Then I am over two thousand years old now. Aren't my internal organs useless?"
"First Emperor, you have traveled through time, and you still maintain the same internal organs as when you traveled through time!"
"No wonder this emperor is still interested in women!" A woman's voice floated over from the side.
Ying Yongjian and Pu Su were both startled and asked, "His Majesty the First Emperor, did your queen also travel through time?"
"Where is it? I still don't know where this woman came from!" the First Emperor said in confusion.
"Actually, my surname is Yang." A plump woman came over. She had fair skin and a peach-shaped face. Her clothes were very old, but it could be seen that they were a legacy of the Han and Tang Dynasties. At first glance, it seems incompatible with the environment of this naked planet.
"Your surname is Yang? Are you Concubine Yang?" Su Su was stunned.
The woman covered her face with her sleeves and said shyly, "Brother, you have really good taste!"
"Oh, the cake buyer!" Ying Yongjian couldn't believe it.
"What do you want to buy?" asked the First Emperor: "What else can you buy on this planet?"
"That's a foreign language, meaning 'oh my god'!" Simple explained.
"It turns out to be a surprise. Am I too beautiful?" Yang Guifei asked with a blushing face.
"Yes, I have never seen such a beautiful woman!" Flattery said plainly. But in my heart, I think, among the beauties we ride on the "With You" together, which one is not more beautiful than you? It’s just that I’m missing this soft and charming aura in you.
Concubine Yang asked: "Your Majesty the First Emperor, are you really cured of your illness?"
"Isn't that right? This young man's level is no worse than that of the imperial doctors of my time. You once said that in your Tang Dynasty, a lot of ancient Qihuang techniques were lost, but the level of this doctor is comparable to that of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Bian Que!"
"His Majesty the First Emperor is ridiculous. I am still much worse than the doctors in ancient times." Ying Yongjian said modestly.
Concubine Yang said: "Mr. Ying, can you help me lose weight?"
Ying Yongjian said: "My dear concubine, don't you regard plumpness as beauty?"
"Oh, it's just that the First Emperor doesn't like fat women. Otherwise, I have been pursuing him for so many years, and he has never agreed!"
"You pursue him? Hahaha!" Simple laughed.
"What's so funny? There are only two of us here, who else could I pursue? Why didn't you two come earlier!"
Ying Yongjian also laughed and thought, if he could have a vigorous love affair with the ancients, the taste would definitely be different.
Concubine Yang asked again: "Mr. Ying, I have a question for you!"
"We call him doctor now, not doctor." Ying Yongjian explained.
"Can I lose weight?"
"Okay. Let me give you some acupuncture. You are fat because you have spleen deficiency and kidney deficiency. The spleen governs transportation and transformation, and the kidneys govern water. If the spleen and kidneys are lazy and don't work much, then the food you eat will not be processed and it will accumulate. .”
"I see! So, what do you mean, you are fat because your life is good." Yang Guifei raised her eyebrows and asked.
"That's natural. Have you ever seen people who don't have food get fat?" Simple interjected.
"You're such a nuisance, you always interrupt when adults are talking." Concubine Yang said angrily.
