Lin Zhendong is going to Sanlitun Bar, but he needs to pack before going.
When I came to a men's clothing store, the shopping guide lady came over with a fake smile: "Sir, what can I do for you???"
“What is appropriate to wear when going clubbing??”
Lin Zhendong asked the shopping guide lady.
The shopping guide girl rolled her eyes, and then she asked Lin Zhendong: "Are you going to a bar for a date or to hunt for women??"
Lin Zhendong smiled and said: "You can think of it as a hunt for beauty."
Upon hearing this, the shopping guide became even more enthusiastic: "If you are hunting for beauty, then the clothes you are wearing must be inappropriate."
"I know, so just try to match my body shape."
Lin Zhendong said to the shopping guide: "I only have one request: I must be the most handsome guy in the whole bar."
"That's no problem, but sir, what's your budget?"
The shopping guide asked Lin Zhendong with concern.
Lin Zhendong thought for a moment and said, "About ten thousand, but if I can get a better match, money is not a problem."
Upon hearing this, the shopping guide girl's eyes were filled with stars. She has not placed any orders this month. After all, the basic salary of these shopping guides is too small, so what they like most is fat sheep like Lin Zhendong. .
So the shopping guide lady hurriedly said: "Sir, please sit down for a moment."
After saying that, the shopping guide girl quickly went to the store to start choosing clothes suitable for Lin Zhendong. I have to say that this shopping guide girl is really amazing. You must know that Yu Huanshui only said about five thousand in the original book, but the shopping guide girl got it for Yu Huanshui. More than 10,000 clothes.
This time Lin Zhendong said the price was about 10,000, so the shopping guide lady had to be more pretentious.
Brand-name tight T-shirts, brand-name jeans, etc. are all very suitable for Lin Zhendong's body. It can even be said that Lin Zhendong may need to make a new look now. The shopping guide lady has even thought about this aspect, and she gave Lin Zhendong a She got a name tag and said she could get a discount as long as she named her. She even said that this teacher Tony had the best look.
After simply trying on clothes, Lin Zhendong had to sigh that the fitting room is really a magical place, and it can even make people find such a good feeling. This reminded Lin Zhendong of the seeds he once had in Uniqlo.
Shaking his head slightly, Lin Zhendong came out wearing this outfit. His outfit was neither more nor less, just fifteen thousand.
For the sake of coquettishness, Lin Zhendong felt that he was really cheating.
I think I can pick up girls easily when I go to a bar in this outfit.
After leaving the mall, Lin Zhendong had not even taken a few steps when the shopping guide girl behind him chased her out of the store in a short skirt. Then she was holding the clothes and shoes that Lin Zhendong had just changed and said: "Mr. This is your stuff."
"threw."
Lin Zhendong waved his hand and pretended to be rich and said.
Then he went to a hair styling place according to the place recommended by the shopping guide, and got a very young hairstyle. It was just like the one in the TV series.
Well, Lin Zhendong is much more confident.
He went directly to the bar.
"Bring me a strong drink."
Lin Zhendong said to the waiter.
The waiter said to Lin Zhendong: "We have whiskey, rum, gin and vodka, all of which are strong."
Lin Zhendong thought for a moment and said, "Bring me a glass of whiskey."
Then the bartender gave Lin Zhendong a glass of whiskey and reminded Lin Zhendong in a low voice: "You shouldn't drink alcohol until you find your target."
"I want to get into the role as quickly as possible. After all, drunkenness makes people cowardly."
Lin Zhendong said nonchalantly.
It reminds me of the web drama in which Yu Huanshui drinks wine and pours Coke, and then eats chicken wings and the like. She gets drunk instantly. At the same time, while drunk, she seems to have no love in her life, and then she meets Ran Bing Egg.
kindness.
Ran Bingao is Yu Huanshui's complaint in the original work. Her real name is Luan Bingran, and she is also the little white rabbit in Yu Huanshui's mind.
According to the online drama, the little white rabbit took the initiative to approach Lin Zhendong when he was drunk.
In other words, Yu Huanshui is already Little White Rabbit's target.
Hospice organizations.
To be precise, this organization is a charity organization that helps people die.
For some reason, Lin Zhendong felt that there was a problem with this organization, but it was hard to say whether there was a specific problem.
Anyway, Lin Zhendong came to the bar today to wait for the little white rabbit to show up.
After all, Lin Zhendong has a much better drinking capacity than Yu Huanshui. Even though he drank a lot of strong wine, he still didn't get very drunk. However, he has already started acting at this time. Generally speaking, he is the kind of person who has no love in life.
Drinking to drown your sorrows.
"Why."
Lin Zhendong sighed.
What he sighed was why the little white rabbit didn't come yet, but in the eyes of others, this guy was basically a person with a story. After all, the vicissitudes of Lin Zhendong's body were quite attractive.
Yu Huanshui in the web drama was looked down upon by the singer and others because he acted too hung up, but even if Yu Huanshui looked like this, the little white rabbit would come over to get close to Yu Huanshui.
Do you think there are any ghosts here???
“What’s your last name???”
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded.
"My surname is Jiao."
Lin Zhendong suddenly wanted to tease this little white rabbit, so he said this.
In Yu Huanshui's view, this Luan Bingran was the little white rabbit in his mind. It could even be said that Luan Bingran fulfilled some of Yu Huanshui's fantasies.
"I told you what you believe."
Luan Bing blushed when Lin Zhendong said these three words, because she was not a simple little white rabbit, and she had even heard that the guy in front of her was teasing her.
Lin Zhendong shook his head and said: "I don't believe anything."
"It's impossible. People have to believe in something. For example, believe in Buddhism, gods, ghosts, God, Allah, or your wife."
"I'm divorced and I don't have a wife I can trust."
"sorry."
"It's okay, I'm a dying person anyway."
"We are all the same. We all die. It's just that we die early or die late."
"You like philosophy."
"Do you want to redeem yourself before you die?"
"Then if I redeem myself, can I not die?"
"No, I have to die."
"Then why should I redeem myself?"
"This way you can live more calmly and feel less aggrieved."
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Lin Zhendong chatted with Luan Bingran all the time. Of course, he knew what this person did, but he still said lightly: "Little White Rabbit, do you always chat with people like this in bars?"
"who??"
Luan Bingran was stunned: "Why do you call me little white rabbit??"
"Because you look innocent and kind, as pure as a piece of white paper. In fact, you are quite like my first love. My first love was like you..."
Lin Zhendong already had some ideas about Luan Bingran, and he said slowly: "So, I'll call you Little White Rabbit, because no one in the bar tells the truth, and no one will give their real name. .”
"Okay, by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet. We are a non-profit hospice organization and we are handing out flyers on this street today."
Luan Bingran took out some flyers and handed them to Lin Zhendong: "Can you help me???"
"Why choose at night? Or at this time??"
Lin Zhendong asked with a frown.
"There are activities on this street today, and there are elderly and children there. As a charity organization, we will give some gifts to the elderly and children, so it would be better for us to distribute them."
Luan Bingran explained to Lin Zhendong.
"Oh, that's it, then what do you believe???"
Lin Zhendong asked at this time.
Luan Bingran said honestly: "I just joined this charity organization and haven't decided what to believe in yet, but I will definitely believe in the same thing. People without faith are like pigs and dogs. They are very pitiful. They will have nowhere to go if they die." I've become a lonely ghost, okay, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going over there to hand out leaflets, these leaflets are for you, I hope you can help me a lot."
After saying that, Luan Bingran left.
interesting.
I have to say that what this girl said is quite inflammatory, but Lin Zhendong believes that these words are not something that a little white rabbit who has just graduated can say, and this end-of-life organization even looks like a pyramid scheme.
Because Luan Bingran's remark was obviously all trained.
Even after saying this to arouse Lin Zhendong's interest, he chose to leave immediately, with a slight refusal to welcome him, obviously hoping to pave the way for the next chance encounter.
In this way, there is definitely something wrong with this Luan Bingran.
"Let's pass today's level first."
After Lin Zhendong finished speaking, he stood up, then took the leaflets and prepared to go out to distribute them. While distributing leaflets, Lin Zhendong said: "Come, care for each other, care for each other."
After a while, Lin Zhendong was supported by several fashionable women.
"You're not young anymore, why are you still doing this?"
The woman in red was the one who mistook Lin Zhendong for a duck in the web drama. She directly supported Lin Zhendong: "Stop caring outside, let's go inside."
After re-entering the bar, the woman in red began to order drinks.
They ordered two bottles of whiskey, two bottles of French red wine, and two dozen beers. At this time, the woman in red pushed Lin Zhendong: "I told you to take the initiative and treat yourself as a virgin." ???”
Several other women burst out laughing at the words.
Lin Zhendong was actually a little tired of it at this time. To be honest, it would be fine if these middle-aged women were as beautiful as Tao Zi, but none of them are Lin Zhendong's favorite dishes, but the role they should play is still Keep on acting.
It'll be a fight in a while.
As long as there is such a fight, Luan Bingran will owe Lin Zhendong a favor.
"Let's play a game. Starting with me, each person will use an erotic word to summarize 'My husband is lazy'. If it is not erotic enough or the summary is not accurate enough, they will be punished with a drink."
The woman in red is obviously good at playing. After she said this, the other women chirped and said it was okay, and even let the woman in red speak first.
Obviously, she is the eldest sister among these people.
"Okay, let me tell you first. My husband is very lazy and doesn't even bother to stick out his tongue when kissing."
After the woman in red finished speaking, others expressed their opinions, and then another woman continued: "My husband is very lazy and hasn't even looked at me for half a year."
"This is not okay, this is not pornographic enough, this is just a complaint."
Others let women drink at this time.
Okay, this short-haired woman had to have a drink, and then she was a little dissatisfied: "What did I say you do as a man? You can't help me???"
"Yes, tell me something. Tell me about your wife."
"Do you have a wife? If you don't have a wife, why would you call me your girlfriend??"
…
Everyone else was booing. Lin Zhendong remembered Yu Huanshui's lines, and then said: "My wife is very lazy, even orgasm is too tiring."
This remark made the other women stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter.
But the laughter hadn't stopped yet. Several people in fashionable clothes came over. He walked directly in front of Lin Zhendong: "Where are you from? How dare you come to my territory to grab business???"
The man talking in front of him was dressed similarly to Lin Zhendong, and he was basically very coquettish, and the most important thing was that the perfume he sprayed on him was really strong, and he was even more girly than a girl.
But the woman in red obviously knew him. She frowned and said, "Akai, this is not your person??"
Akai smiled bitterly at the woman in red and said: "Sister, which of the pieces below me are not familiar to you? This fly came out of nowhere???"
You must know that people like Akai are professional escorts, and even occasionally go to bed with these women, but everyone has rules, and basically no one can touch anyone's lane.
Yu Huanshui is quite miserable in the web drama.
He was regarded as a business robber, and he was an amateur business robber. Then he was severely punished. He even said that when he called the police, he was kicked and thrown out of the bar.
Even in the original work, it is basically relatively true, because the original work talks about ducks, but maybe TV is not allowed to say that.
"I'm different from you. I'm just handing out flyers. I'm a guest."
Lin Zhendong said calmly.
As a result, the other girls immediately distanced themselves from Lin Zhendong: "You are not the guest, we are the guests."
"Okay, boy, you actually came to my place. Since you said you are different from us, it seems that you are a wine cheat. Do you know the market? Who are you bastard hanging with? "
Akai asked Lin Zhendong.
"I'm not going to work for them. I'm just here to hand out flyers and do part-time work."
Lin Zhendong continued.
"This market situation has been messed up by you amateur ducks. I say you really deserve a beating."
At this time, Akai was getting angrier and angrier. He was about to hit Lin Zhendong.
"Give me a hand."
Akai gave an order at this time.
"Who the hell are you calling a duck?"
At this time, Lin Zhendong directly hit Akai on the head with a beer bottle.
In TV series and movies, Yu Huanshui was dealt with miserably, but this time, Lin Zhendong wants to avenge Yu Huanshui.
Because to be honest, Yu Huanshui was really unfair.
Click.
The sound of the beer bottle breaking made Akai's head explode.
"What are you doing standing still? Deal with him."
Akai said, covering his head.
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