Lin Zhendong only earns about 5,000 yuan a month delivering food. In addition, he works part-time at KFC in the evenings. Basically, the most he can earn in a month is more than 6,200 yuan.
Because KFC calculates prices by the hour, it only costs 11 yuan and 80 cents per hour.
But Lin Zhendong is already very satisfied.
Yes, although he is still tight on this amount of money, because it is not enough for his mother's illness, but in Dan City, this salary is already very good.
But just 2 hours ago, Lin Zhendong gave Tieniu a bottle of Indian magic oil. He was embarrassed to say 2,000 yuan. After all, it felt like he was being cheated, so Lin Zhendong just said that the medicine was very expensive and sky-high.
After all, the average price of Indian magic oil is about 59 yuan, and the better ones are 499 yuan. As for the other expensive ones, you can rest assured that they will have no effect.
Therefore, 2,000 yuan for an 80ml bottle of Indian miracle medicine is a sky-high price in Lin Zhendong's opinion.
But this 'sky-high price' is another matter for Tieniu.
In order to cure this disease, he took countless traditional Chinese medicines and was given a folk prescription, which said that he should drink water boiled from leeks, willow bark, figs, etc., three bowls a day. As a result, Tieniu drank it for 5 days and ended up in the hospital. .
Not to mention others.
There was a men's hospital in their province, and the result was an operation, in which he was given an infusion directly into Tieniu. At that time, he was so suffocated that he almost died from the pain.
I was planning to continue the second course of treatment, but suddenly this hospital became a hot topic.
It turns out that a man had a circumcision operation, and half of his vagina was cut off.
He was so scared that he never dared to go again.
In short, Tieniu spent tens of thousands of dollars on treatment, but it had no effect.
For this reason, he just sprayed the Indian sacred oil today, and he felt that he had regained his confidence as a man. How could he not be happy about this?
So I directly transferred 10,000 yuan to Lin Zhendong, and then called: "Donggua, is 10,000 yuan enough for this medicine? I don't have much money in my hand now. If it's not enough, I will give it to you tomorrow. Also, I will go to Dan City to find you tomorrow, and you will accompany me to meet this Chinese medicine doctor."
As he said this, Tieniu's tone was choked with sobs: "Brother, I have remembered this sentiment."
"That's enough, that's enough. But this Chinese medicine doctor seems to be traveling far away. Don't worry yet. I'll take a look at it for you tomorrow."
Lin Zhendong said hurriedly.
After chatting for a few more words, he hung up the phone.
He was thinking, where can he find a Chinese medicine doctor?
Moreover, Lin Zhendong felt that he was too worthless. Depending on what Tieniu wanted, this medicine should be a miracle medicine, but 2,000 yuan was definitely not enough.
Then ten thousand.
Oh my God.
Lin Zhendong calculated that 20 bottles equaled 200,000 yuan.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Zhendong looked at the 10,000 yuan in WeChat and suddenly decided to spend some extravagance tonight.
In addition, Lin Zhendong has just come out of "I'm Not the God of Medicine", and Lin Zhendong still hasn't recovered.
Sister Hui's tenderness and sister's care, how can we forget this?
Returning to reality, he was single again.
It's almost 1 o'clock now, and the Pan Mian shop in Hong Zhen's place has closed early. Lin Zhendong thinks he should go to Pearl Plaza.
This is considered a night market in Dan City.
Basically, vendors selling barbecue, noodles, fried pancakes, fried noodles, etc. all set up stalls here.
Normally Lin Zhendong would not be willing to come here at night.
After all, it costs more than 10 yuan to eat anything.
Make it a day to improve your life.
“Let’s have 10 skewers of fish and tofu, then some chicken wings, and then some sesame seed cakes with meat.”
Lin Zhendong said to the boss with a smile.
"Hey, what's going on today?"
The boss obviously knew Lin Zhendong, and the two started chatting.
"Have the city management been conducting inspections recently?"
"Check, I was sleeping in the community until 10 o'clock, and the city management didn't go home until 11 o'clock, ugh."
The boss sighed.
He used to go out to set up a stall at around 7pm and work until 4am before returning home.
But recently, because of the strict inspections by the urban management, I basically don’t dare to come out until 11 o’clock.
"Come, eat first."
The boss first grilled some skewers of fish tofu for Lin Zhendong and let Lin Zhendong eat first.
"Forget it, just pack it for me, it's too cold."
Lin Zhendong smiled and said: "I'd better go back and eat."
After a few more minutes, it was cooked and packed away. Lin Zhen bought another bottle of Red Bull and a bottle of Pulse from Dongguai Supermarket.
After arriving home.
Lin Zhendong remembered that he still had a bottle of wine.
The old village chief.
This was given to him by Hong Zhen last time and he never drank it.
Just warm up today.
It's already 2 o'clock in the evening, and everyone in the Calabash group is still chatting.
Except for Iron Bull.
Chenchen, Shuangshuang, and Tiger are all there.
After all, most of the authors are night owls.
Many people can meditate and get inspiration while coding at night.
Seeing them spelling, Lin Zhendong thought for a while and arranged his packed food on the table.
Lin Zhendong also arranged the things he brought on the table, then poured a glass of white wine, took a photo with his Honor phone and sent it to the group: "Stop the hatred."
This time, the group was shocked.
Thousand Miles Eye Chenchen said: "Nima, I despise you, Donggua, you have become bad."
Daliwa Tiger: "Damn, I'm hungry right now. I like to eat fish and tofu the most."
The squirting babies both said: "No, I have to order a takeaway."
Invisible baby Wuyue: "Oh, I'm hungry, I'm hungry."
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Huadie Baibai: "Nima, I just finished a small meeting with my husband. Now, I'll go order some takeout too."
Toad Spirit Rafting: "Just updated, and now I can see that the east melons are also showing off their food."
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Well, usually most of the group is Chenchen, Huhu, Shuangshuang, and Wuyue chatting in the middle of the night, but this time, under the temptation of delicious food, Baibai and Fanzhou also popped up.
Lin Zhendong wasn't very familiar with Baibai, he only knew that he seemed to be a ground cannon (relatively short).
Fanzhou knew him, he wrote about online games, but when he went to Shanghai for training, he said he was with his girlfriend and had no time to see Lin Zhendong. Later I found out that he went to a major health care center at that time.
Lin Zhendong is not a grudge-bearing person, and he usually doesn't keep these things in mind.
What a big deal.
So after he came back, he wrote in his diary: "On December 25, 2012, Modu Rafting wrote the lyrics because the big health care didn't see me, so he owed me a big health care."
Fast forward more than 8 years.
After taking a sip of wine, Lin Zhendong also felt a little emotional. Unknowingly, he had been in contact for 8 years.
Tsk.
Because I often watch "Country Love", and because Dan City is a third-tier city, the wine in most small shops here is from the old village chief or Longjiang Homeland, and a bottle only costs about 10 yuan.
Lin Zhendong had drunk Jiang Xiaobai before, but it was expensive, costing 20 yuan, and it didn't taste right.
Relatively speaking, Lin Zhendong still likes to drink from the old village chief.
Unknowingly, after two ounces of food, Lin Zhendong felt a little sleepy.
Seeing that the group was still discussing how to eat, Lin Zhendong was also a little envious of them. In this group, except Lin Zhendong, everyone else had cars and houses, and their families also had skills.
Take another Xiao Ming as an example. His family belongs to Guijizhuang. In addition to the demolished houses, there are 8 residential units and 5 commercial houses.
What do you say you give others to play with?
Some National People's Congress Health Care Centers only have one or two hundred yuan to make do with it. They are all young college model models, and it is said that they start with tens of thousands of yuan.
Lin Zhendong's eyes suddenly lit up.
This Xiao Ming is a rich man.
Does he need divine oil?
Thinking of this, Lin Zhendong quickly chatted with Xiao Ming privately: "Xiao Ming, are you there? I have something to ask. Do you need Indian magic oil?"
In less than five seconds, Xiao Ming replied: "Fuck you, do you think I am the three-second man from Tieniu?"
Lin Zhendong hurriedly said: "Xiao Ming, in addition to prolonging sexual intercourse, this Indian magic oil can also strengthen the body. Tieniu bought a bottle from me today, and then everything was fine. I still have 3 bottles. , if you don’t need it, forget it.”
After a while, Xiao Ming asked seriously: "Are you serious?"
Lin Zhengong said hurriedly: "Really, but the price is sky-high."
When Xiao Ming heard the sky-high price, he was completely relieved. In his opinion, a few hundred yuan would be the price, so he said, "Ten thousand?"
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After chatting for a while, Lin Zhendong pinched himself hard when he looked at the extra 10,000 yuan in his WeChat change.
He decided to sell the remaining divine oil to Internet article authors.
It saves trouble after all.
Most of the authors of online articles are low-key. Even those who are rich usually write with peace of mind. If they buy it, they will not worry about acquiring magic oil or the like. Otherwise, if they sell it to a big boss or other people, then they will how to explain?
The divine oil cannot be seen in the light.
Lin Zhendong has already thought about how to explain to the author of the online article.
sleep.
That night, Lin Zhendong had a dream. He dreamed that the book he wrote became the Newcomer King of Qidian in 2019, and its popularity was close to the number one bestseller, The Eagle Plays with Chicken.
And there are also many female fans who say that they want to take care of themselves and don't need to play with steel balls.
At the same time, his mother's illness also recovered, and Lin Zhendong bought a house with three bedrooms and two living rooms, no, four bedrooms and two living rooms.
Later, at the annual China Literature IP Ceremony, Lin Zhendong was given a trophy by Teacher He.
"I thank..."
Just as Lin Zhendong was about to say his words of thanks, he suddenly felt the ground shaking.
this? ?
Is the Mango Stage stage going to collapse?
Lin Zhendong woke up amid the screams. It turned out that the vibrate setting on his cell phone kept buzzing under the pillow.
"Hey, brother, what time is this damn girl's?"
Lin Zhendong said speechlessly: "I can't beat you, otherwise I really want to beat you eighteen times."
"Haha, sorry, sorry, I'm already downstairs in your community, please come out and pick me up."
Tieniu laughed.
After all, he was too eager.
Damn it, I have been withered for two and a half years. He believed that any man who has been withered can understand this feeling.
So I drove to Dan City early today.
Not only did he want to buy the sacred oil, Tieniu also wanted to ask an old Chinese doctor to take his pulse. Since the sacred oil was so useful, what if it could eliminate the root cause?
Thirty minutes later, Tieniu found a place to treat Lin Zhendong to dinner.
But when Lin Zhendong finished speaking, the smile on his face gradually solidified.
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(For the solemn statement, the authors in the book are all pseudonyms. Please do not automatically substitute them. Thank you for your understanding.)
