Yes, I have mixed feelings.
Lin Zhendong feels that the system is a little bit inhumane.
No matter what, I worked hard to complete the task, but you rewarded me with 20 bottles of Indian Invincible God Oil?
To be honest, if Lin Zhendong dared to write an Internet article like this, he would definitely be thrown into the street, and he might even be scolded for having a brain problem.
This incident once again proves that reality is worse than fiction.
Although he was a little unhappy, Lin Zhendong still clicked to receive it.
Uh-huh.
Suddenly there were 20 bottles of Indian sacred oil on my desk.
Indian Invincible Oil: Do you often have back pain? Do you often have kidney weakness? Are you powerless now because of too much manual use when you were young? Don’t worry, Invincible Divine Oil is here to help you. One bottle of this sacred oil is 80 ml, which is different from traditional sacred oil..."
Lin Zhendong finally understood the function introduction.
If he hadn't seen Indian sacred oil in Cheng Yong's shop, he would have always thought that Indian sacred oil was for drinking.
But it was actually sprayed.
However, this bottle of invincible oil is somewhat similar to medicinal wine, which can be sprayed or drank.
You can spray twice before intercourse to delay your intercourse.
If you often suffer from back pain, you can drink a small cup before breakfast and after dinner, and you will get obvious relief.
There are quite a lot of crackling introductions.
Looking at this introduction, Lin Zhendong's face showed a look of surprise.
This damn thing is a good thing.
What is Lin Zhendong lacking most at the moment?
It's money.
If this Indian sacred oil is really so invincible, I believe many people will need it.
Don't sell more than one bottle. If you sell a bottle for 2,000 yuan first, it will cost 40,000 yuan.
Think about it, how many people take tens of thousands of yuan to take traditional Chinese medicine to treat kidney deficiency and impotence.
But how can people believe in this efficacy?
After all, you take this bottle of medicine and tell the big boss how awesome this medicine is and how it can cure your kidney deficiency and so on.
Do you believe it or not?
You're going to get beat up for sure.
With a sigh, Lin Zhendong decided to think about it carefully first, but he needed to update his starting novel first.
Although the subscription is in single digits, if I update 4,000 words, I still have 600 yuan for full attendance.
No matter how small the fly meat is, it is still meat, right?
Lin Zhendong first transferred 5,000 yuan to his mother, then turned on the computer and started coding.
At 8 o'clock, I finally finished coding 4,000 words.
After uploading, Lin Zhendong sighed secretly when he saw 3 monthly tickets, 15 recommended tickets, and 0 rewards.
These three monthly votes and 15 recommendation votes were all voted by my three readers.
The most important thing is that this reader thought it was well hidden. In fact, Lin Zhendong already knew that these three IDs were all her vests.
In the group, the three IDs were still encouraging each other Lin Zhendong.
It was really hard for her.
In the background, the number was increased to 15 yesterday.
Basically, Lin Zhendong has never received any money other than perfect attendance in the past few years for writing books.
To put it bluntly, he is the kind of street writer that Long Kong said "specializes in getting the wool of full attendance and consumption".
Lin Zhendong has written 2 million words in the book "My Contract Lover Is a Star". He feels that he should still have some pursuits. Before, he was helpless. Now that he has a system, he should have higher pursuits.
Thinking of this, Lin Zhendong suddenly decided to finish the book.
Just like when he masturbated out of nowhere.
So he opened the "Gourd Baby Group" and said: "Chenchen, you are right, I will finish the book."
Thousand Eyes Chenchen: "I'll go, you finally figured it out."
Daliwa Tiger: "That's right, Donggua. I hope you can become a god in the next book."
Both the squirting babies said: "Donggua, come on!"
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This is an author group, but the number is not large. There were only 20 people just now, all authors from Qidian. Some of these people have become great gods, like Chenchen Chen, who has a clairvoyant eye. When Lin Zhendong first met him, he was also a It was hard work, but finally I got up with "Martial God Space".
There are also a few tigers. Although they have not become gods, they are well-off and have no problem.
Only Lin Zhendong rushed to the street as usual.
Most of the authors in online articles are quite innocent, and there is no such thing as looking down on people. Chenchen has taught Lin Zhendong how to write books countless times, but unfortunately he always cannot hold up the wall.
No one had any intention of Si Hao looking down on him.
Speaking of which, the people in this group are better than real friends.
In reality, Lin Zhendong was tricked by many friends.
While chatting in the group, someone nicknamed 'Tianxianxingjingangniu' suddenly appeared and wrote: "Donggua, do you need me to help you tell your fortune?"
Seeing him appear, Lin Zhendong suddenly had an idea.
The sacred oil has somewhere to go.
This guy's name is Tieniu, and he writes online games. Although he often advertises himself as modest and elegant, he is very vulgar. The most important thing is that Lin Zhendong knows that he has premature ejaculation.
This came from a party.
The drunken Tieniu burst into tears.
"Why? Why can't I do it when I'm only 32 years old?"
Tieniu's howling also shocked Lin Zhendong.
After all, this guy is a big man from Shandong who weighs more than 200 kilograms, and this guy is actually earlier.
Of course, men can never say that they are not good at any time.
Later, they chatted privately and said that it was no wonder that Tieniu posted in WeChat every day that this female reader liked him and that the female neighbor was interested in him.
Man.
The more something is lacking, the more something is shown off.
What happened that night was taboo in the group.
After all, no friend wants you to know that he can't do it, and he doesn't want you to tell him that it's okay every day. '
Thinking of this, Lin Zhendong suddenly sent a private message to Tieniu: "Tieniu, let me tell you something. Don't be angry. I have a bottle of Indian sacred oil here. It is very effective. Do you want to use it?"
Five minutes later, Tieniu replied: "Get out!"
Lin Zhendong sighed secretly, it seemed that this matter had come to nothing again, but within 20 seconds, Tieniu replied again: "Are you sure it will work?"
"It absolutely works. If it doesn't work, I won't take any money. You know I'm a food delivery person. A few days ago, I delivered food to an old Chinese medicine doctor. There were many people lining up at his place to sell this magical medicine."
Lin Zhendong boasted to the fullest.
Tieniu was doubtful: "Didn't you tell me that the old Chinese doctor sells Indian sacred oil?"
Lin Zhendong said hurriedly: "I'm definitely not kidding you. In this way, I will mail you a bottle first, and you can try it first. If it doesn't work, you don't need to give me a dime."
Tieniu, who is at home, knows Donggua (authors of online articles generally do not call him by his real name, and peers use pseudonyms to match). He is a pretty good character.
He said yes, that should be okay.
In this case, Tieniu drove directly to Dan City. He was from Phoenix City, Shandong Province, which was only 2 hours away from Dan City.
On the highway, Tieniu ran all the way. After arriving at Danshi East Station, he called Donggua (Lin Zhendong) after getting off the highway: "Donggua, send me your address. I'm in your Danshi."
"What?"
Lin Zhendong, who was at home, also looked stunned.
It's already night now.
This is because Lin Zhendong doesn't understand how eager a man is to regain his glory.
Don't say that you came to Danshi in the evening.
Even if someone told Tienniu to treat Thai shemales, he would still dare to go there.
Without hesitation, Lin Zhendong directly sent Tieniu a location on WeChat.
Because of this, there was quite a traffic jam in the city. After getting off the expressway, it took Tieniu another 40 minutes to reach Lin Zhendong's community.
"Donggua, let me tell you, if this medicine doesn't work for you, I won't stop paying you, I will kill you directly."
Tieniu stopped the car and said after seeing Lin Zhendong.
"Are you going to sleep here all night today?"
Lin Zhendong glanced at the time and said, "It's already this time."
"No, give me the medicine and I'll go home first."
Tieniu said angrily: "I'm going to sleep here all night. What if your medicine is too effective and something happens to the two of us?"
Lin Zhendong was startled: "Oh no, Tieniu, you won't change just because you can't. You're so cool that you like men."
"Your uncle, I am a pure man. It was just because I had sex at the age of 13. I was too indulgent."
Tieniu yelled: "Give me the medicine, I'll leave first."
Lin Zhendong gave Tieniu a bottle of Indian magic medicine, and then said: "I will send you the instructions for use on WeChat later."
"Okay, I'll give you the money when I get home later."
Tieniu said before starting the car.
"It's okay, I still say the same thing, if the effect is not good, no money is needed."
Lin Zhendong said with a smile: "Be careful on the road and don't drive too fast at night."
After seeing Tieniu drive away, Lin Zhendong went upstairs.
He decided to finish the book.
So I’m going to finish coding one chapter.
No matter how you say it, no matter how many books you read on the street, they are still your own children.
As for Tieniu, before getting on the highway, he took out his mobile phone, opened the Writer's Assistant, and sent a single chapter request for leave in the book he was serializing "Online Games: I am a Martial Arts Expert".
Anyway, he was a scumbag when it came to updating. Unlike Lin Zhendong, Tieniu had never received perfect attendance because he had good grades in his books.
After sending out the single chapter, he went straight home.
Arrived home at 12 o'clock.
His wife is basically asleep.
Tieniu opened WeChat and looked at the instructions Lin Zhendong gave him. He took a hot bath and sprayed it twice.
call.
Within a few seconds, Tieniu felt his whole body heat up, as if he had taken Viagra.
At this time he came to the bedroom and started.
Tieniu's wife said a little speechlessly: "Okay, stop making trouble, I'm still sleeping, and you can't, so don't bother."
"Believe me, wife, it will definitely work this time."
Iron Bull issued a man's declaration.
Sure enough, it crackled.
Even his wife was shocked.
Two hours later, Tieniu took out WeChat and transferred 10,000 yuan directly to Lin Zhendong.
At this time, Lin Zhendong had just written a 10,000-word book, which was considered to be the end of his hit book.
Lin Zhendong is good at this.
Although he often hits the streets, he writes more than 2 million for each book. This is why Tieniu, Tiger, Wuyue and others say he is stupid.
It’s a waste of time to write a book that doesn’t make money.
And just as I posted the finale of the new chapter, Lin Zhendong’s WeChat message rang.
Lin Zhen took a look.
Tieniu transferred 10,000 yuan.
"I'll wipe it."
Lin Zhendong was shocked.
What the fuck.
What a surprise.
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