"The locked person, Shi Jing, are you sure you don't want to be bound to me?"
As the name suggests, the prototype of the scumbag whitewashing system is a bottle of Li○ brand dishwashing liquid. It is currently trying to persuade the very handsome man in front of it, who can capture all the beauty in his eyes to bind it and become its host. , From then on, I worked hard and worked hard to get through the game quickly.
After Shi Jing was surprised at the bottle of talking dishwashing liquid at first, he lost all other emotions and just looked at the person lying on the hospital bed.
This person whose whole body is covered tightly is him, to be sure, it is his physical body.
The moment Shi Jing was killed by a black fan, he thought for a moment whether he would report to the King of Hell after his death.
Now it is obvious that his bad luck skills have not diminished, and there is no chance of reincarnation. Instead, he has received a bottle of dish soap monster.
"I'm not interested, go find someone else." Shi Jing said lazily.
The person is calm, without any awareness of someone who has just died.
The scumbag whitewashed the system and had never encountered a host that refused so easily. He anxiously flipped through the "System Taming Host Manual" for temptation.
"Are you sure you don't want to bind me? If you don't bind me, you will die soon."
"...Do you think a person who was hit like that can survive?" Shi Jing pointed at the body on the bed that was pushed into the emergency room by the doctor, and came out shaking his head and sighing.
The scumbag whitewash system thinks it has captured his obsession. The manual says that as long as the system gives the host what they want most, they will beg to be bound to the system.
"I can make you come back to life and still be able to move around without any side effects."
After saying that, the scumbag whitewash system stared at Shi Jing, wanting to see the passionate eyes of this future host for the first time.
Shi Jing seemed to have lost his desire to live, leaning against the wall with a relieved smile.
"There's nothing wrong with dying. Anyway, my damn luck is fine this time. I will encounter all kinds of weird and fatal events next time."
The scumbag's whitewashing system moved up and down, and you could still hear the faint sound of liquid sloshing.
I was still confused at first, but when I pulled up Shi Jing's information from the system, I saw that the other person seemed to have been haunted by the word "unlucky" since he was born, and nothing went smoothly.
However, due to the unlucky situation, there were almost no good results for those who were close to him, so the dean who wanted to sell him was exposed, and the cafeteria lady who beat him fell down and broke her hands, so she could no longer hit beautiful children.
The scumbag whitewashing system paused when it saw this. This didn't look like simple bad luck.
He hurriedly read the rest, and the scumbag's whitewashing system took back what he just said. Shi Jing was indeed just unlucky, otherwise he wouldn't have been a 108-line star after his debut, and would have encountered crazy comments wherever he went. Damn it, four cars collided with each other, and none of the internal organs and bones were intact. No wonder Shi Jing didn’t want to survive.
This kind of life is so unlucky that drinking water will trigger various diseases. If it were a scumbag who was whitewashing himself, the system would not want to continue.
However, knowing the life of Shi Jing, there is also a point of confusion in the scumbag whitewashing system.
The people bound to each system in the Quick Travel Bureau are all people with great luck. On the other hand, looking back at Shi Jing, his whole life has nothing to do with luck, and he doesn't meet the selection conditions no matter how he looks at it.
Not to mention that the quick travel bureau gave him the evaluation of "the lover of an SSS-level god".
All systems know that God's lover is the most favored person by Heaven.
But the situation? ?
The more the scumbag thought about the whitewashing system, the more confused he became. He was even more confused when he saw bees flying from nowhere, covering his head.
No, bees in this world can still bite ghosts?
Feeling that his world view had been shattered, the scumbag's whitewashing system sent an emergency message to the Quick Travel Bureau, asking if the Bureau had targeted the wrong person.
This scene is weird, but it has nothing to do with the person it is bound to.
The urgent email was answered quickly.
[There is no abnormality in the locked characters. Please bind the scumbag whitewash system to the scene as soon as possible and start the task. ]
The possibility of making mistakes in the quick travel game was almost zero. The scumbag's whitewashing system could only put aside his doubts and fly to Shi Jing to drive away the biting bees for him.
"In this way, as long as you bind to me, I will help you get rid of your bad luck, turn into a human koi, and reach the peak of your life."
The system's hard selling seemed to be working. Shi Jing touched the bag on his forehead and asked.
"Let me tell you clearly first, what are you going to do when you are bound?" There is no such thing as a free lunch, and this kind of thing will definitely not happen to him, an unlucky guy like him.
This dishwashing liquid found him because it had some plot against him.
The scumbag whitewashing system quickly reported the task, "I am the scumbag whitewashing system. After the host is bound to me, he will enter different worlds and play the role of a scumbag. Without being noticed by others, he can successfully The role is cleared and the target is protected for a lifetime until the mission is over. This is the host’s mission.”
Shi Jing smiled when he heard the scumbag whitewashing system say something loudly and called the host. No wonder it looked like a bottle of dish soap. It turned out to be the scumbag whitewashing system.
Let’s not mention his orientation for now. Even if he hasn’t shown it, since this system can find him, it probably has all the information about him.
But for work, there are still necessary negotiations.
"This job doesn't sound easy. It just lights up my luck points, which makes it difficult for me to do things for you."
This is letting go, and there is a certain willingness to bind it.
The scumbag laundering system also actively strives for himself, "How about maximizing the host's luck in the host task, picking up money when going out, and winning 10 million when buying a scratch-off ticket?"
Shi Jing, who had not yet experienced good luck, glanced sideways, and the smile in his eyes grew wider.
"Nothing else?"
Tears of detergent flowed out of the scumbag's whitewashing system, and the ward was instantly filled with the smell of detergent.
"I'm just a small system, and I'm not a big boss in the quick-travel bureau. I don't have that much authority. The host shouldn't embarrass others."
The word "people" was said by the scumbag's whitewashing system in such a way that it made people's ears hurt. Shi Jing rubbed his arms and said expressionlessly.
"Take the dish soap back and I'll bind you."
These words successfully stopped the scumbag's whitewashing system from torturing Shi Jing's ears. It immediately flew to Shi Jing's hand and established a binding relationship with him.
After being bound, the scene was pulled into a pure white space, endless white, as if there were no boundaries.
The scumbag's whitewashing system flew in mid-air and introduced, "From now on, this will be a place for the host to rest. Every time the host completes a task, he can come here to rest for a while."
This is a very thoughtful thing to say, but does this look like a place to rest? What about the actors?
Shi Jing frowned, wondering if it was bad luck again that bound him, and he pressed his fingers on his throbbing temples.
"There's no bed, no chair, nothing. Why are you still resting?"
