"Sonic, can't you just let me talk to my fans a little longer?"
Saitama added an accent to the pronunciation of "my fan". Even though the driver in front of him was already a middle-aged man who looked to be over forty years old, Saitama was still touched. He had been active as a hero for so long. , finally ordinary citizens remembered him.
However, despite saying this, Saitama still walked over to help and threw the fainting members of the Taoyuan Group into the car.
"As expected of Teacher One, the dangerous elements of the Taoyuan Group were defeated easily this time!"
The driver praised him.
"No way, I only knocked down one this time, the rest were done by my juniors!"
Although Saitama enjoys the praise of others, he will not take the credit that is not his own, so he quickly advertised Sonic's reputation.
"Hey, junior?!"
The driver's eyes widened, as if he had thought of something, and he quickly approached Sonic.
"Are you just as handsome as the wind?"
"What the hell?"
Sonic was a little confused and listened to the driver's explanation.
"There is a person who comes from the wind, and defeats different bad guys and weirdos in the wind. He often comes and goes without a trace. Only occasionally someone can catch a glimpse of the other person's handsome figure, so there is a feeling for that person. The name is a handsome guy like the wind, and I heard that he has appeared with Teacher One many times. He is Teacher One’s junior, but he is also a hero..."
"What nonsense? My name is Sonic, the Sonic of Sonic. By the way, don't I leave a message on the spot every time I defeat a bad guy?"
Sonic did follow the organization's requirements and leave his name after doing good deeds. However, he mostly used a knife to make scratches and leave words in various places, and those things were not very eye-catching. Most of them were Being regarded as an unscrupulous act committed by an unscrupulous person.
"I see, is this your real name? By the way, can you sign it for me? My daughter is your die-hard fan. Ever since she was saved by you when she was in danger on the road, she caught a glimpse of your sudden appearance. After you profiled her, she couldn't forget your charm for a long time. She repeatedly watched some news with traces of you every day, and even stopped chasing the celebrities she liked before."
"It's so stupid to sign something."
Sonic refused when the driver asked for his signature.
"Please, Your Excellency, I can give you free shipping this time!"
the master driver requested.
"Well, is Sonic more famous than me? How about I, Teacher One, sign one for you?"
Saitama didn't expect that his fans would pester Sonic for an autograph. After throwing the hammer head of the last member of the Taoyuan Group into the back of the truck, he came over and made a suggestion.
"Teacher one, thank you, but no, my daughter likes handsome guys with hair."
The driver politely refused.
Saitama: "..."
"You are really annoying. We will pay the shipping fee properly, so don't even think about asking me for an autograph or even taking a photo of me!"
Sonic grabbed the mobile phone from the driver's hand and refused the driver's photo taking with a serious expression.
Facts have proven that gloomy handsome guys are still more popular than handsome bald guys.
【Damnable appearance party! 】
On the way back, Saitama was thinking a little depressedly. If possible, he also wanted to be liked by young girls.
[Forget it, I just look like this. My parents gave me my appearance. There is nothing I can do about it...]
Fortunately, Saitama's mentality was good. After the truck drove to the entrance of the city wall on the edge of the large development zone, he had already adjusted his mentality.
"This is the legendary labor camp for weirdos, right?"
Looking at the majestic city wall in front of him, he drove the vehicle in and saw a large number of weirdos inside, doing the work of moving bricks and cement under the supervision of the supervisor. The truck driver couldn't help but marveled.
Since receiving large amounts of free labor from the Evolutionary House, Wu Ke had the idea of recruiting free labor from society.
As long as anyone who does evil is found, no matter if they are bad guys or weirdos, they will all be caught here by him, Saitama and others.
Each person is given a collar of evil thoughts, and the bad guys and weirdos are thrown into the development zone and used as free labor with only food and accommodation but no wages.
According to Wu Ke, cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and messengers of justice drive enslaved villains to work. This is in line with natural logic.
The master workers who were originally hired to work also unknowingly became the overseers of this private labor camp.
Well, although it is a bit unreasonable, the people do not punish the officials. In this world where public security is somewhat chaotic, no one cares about the situation here.
"This is your reward. Also, don't let your daughter take my signed photo and do some weird things."
In the end, Sonic took a selfie of himself when paying the fare. After returning the phone to the truck driver, he gave such a warning. The members of the Taoyuan Group who woke up were already Unload and get off the vehicle in batches.
"This is my mobile phone..."
Looking at his cell phone signed with an oily pen, the truck driver said something and found that Sonic was gone.
He had no choice but to drive away. Maybe his daughter would also like the autographed photo on his mobile phone, right?
"You pigs, Lord SD showed mercy to you who are guilty of so many crimes. He did not kill you directly, but left you here. He did not let you be lazy here. Work and atone for your sins. This is what you should do. !”
The rough whip struck a lazy weirdo hard, beating the weirdo to pieces with just one blow.
"Damn it, why did it become like this?"
Looking at the scantily clad woman holding a whip and ruthless attacks, Macehead sweated and shed tears. It had been two days since he was captured and took off his combat uniform to work here.
During these two days, everyone in the Taoyuan Group worked together with other weirdos and bad guys.
Once the work is not done well, those hateful supervisors will beat and scold them, which shows that they have no human rights at all.
Hammerhead thought about running away, but yesterday there was a guy who took action earlier than him, but he used himself to teach them a negative lesson.
As soon as the opponent took a step out of the development zone, the collar around his neck turned him into a walking zombie. According to those strange labor reform prisoners who were locked up here earlier, it was those people's brains that were destroyed by the black collar around their necks. .
"When you come here, don't think about the impossible possibility of escaping. This is not an ordinary prison.
Those who dared to escape would be turned into mindless zombies at best, or chopped up and fed to other labor camp inmates at worst.
A week ago, a turkey monster was chopped up and boiled into the pot, tsk, not to mention, that brother tastes pretty good..."
The Great Development Zone is a hell for evil people. So far, not one of the weirdos and villains who have been captured has been able to escape alive.
Anyone who dared to resist would either be made a fool, or be chopped into pieces and put into the pot as ingredients because they looked like edible creatures.
The remaining ones who are not dead can only hope that the Justice League who captured them here can keep their promise and will return their freedom after working hard to atone for their sins.
As for the reason why the old weirdo wanted to talk to the new Taoyuan group here about these things, it was not because they were enthusiastic, but just because the old weirdo wanted to become a supervisor.
That's right, in addition to the overseers transformed from ordinary people, the overseers selected from the captives like them must have the ability to control the weirdos and villains under their command.
Of course, the Justice League does not need pure threats of violence. Only the kind of guy who can control his subordinates through non-violent means is the geek they need.
Just like the guy from Crossbows, he was obviously caught in the development zone relatively late as a weirdo, but because of his ability to charm people and whip them with his own whip, he was looked down upon by the big shots in the Justice League and directly He was plucked out and became the overseer among the weirdos.
I heard that Crossbows was also promised by the SD Lord. If he does his job well, he may have the opportunity to join the Justice League, obtain the protection of the Justice League, and become a member of it.
Although this sounds a bit strange, it was obviously the Justice League who captured them to work as coolies, but after hearing the news that they had a chance to be whitewashed and possibly join this organization, many of the captured weirdos showed a kind of Looking like a flock of birds.
However, this is understandable. Compared with the relatively safe society of ordinary people, the world of weirdos is more cruel and pays attention to the law of the jungle.
Before becoming a weirdo, the old weirdo felt that becoming a weirdo meant breaking away from the various constraints imposed on him by ordinary society. However, after becoming a weirdo, he discovered that the rules of ordinary society were a kind of restraint, but they were also a kind of restriction for ordinary people. Protect.
“In an orderly society, while being bound by the rules of order, you are also protected by the rules of order. However, if you are out of an orderly society and are not bound by the rules of order, you will not be protected by the rules of order.
Many weirdos did not realize the cruelty of this world when they mutated into weirdos. When they realized the cruelty of the disordered side of the world, they could never turn back because of their own weirdness and were unable to reintegrate into ordinary people. in human society.
This is a common situation among many weirdos who live at the bottom of weird society. This harsh living environment puts more pressure on the weirdos at the bottom, and then they commit illegal and criminal acts, but it is also foreseeable. Things..."
"So, Mr. Wu Ke, you are saying that the actions that your Justice League has done so far to capture weirdos are actually to help low-level weirdos get back on their feet, right?"
As expected of a TV station that collects money to do things, the host's questions were consistent with the content. The young man in the guest seat on the TV showed a look of compassion, and nodded seriously.
"Yes, our Justice League is not an organization that shouts and kills weirdos when we see them. On the contrary, we can understand the inner pain of some weirdos, but we are willing to help them change their ways and reintegrate into normal society..."
"Then what's your comment on the harsh remarks made by some people from the Weird Protection Association against the Justice League on the Internet?"
"They say we abuse weirdos. This is completely untrue. We in the Justice League love weirdos more than anyone else. Although some video clips show us beating and scolding weirdos, haven't you heard that beating is love and scolding is love? Words of love?
When you were young, didn't your parents beat and scold you when you made mistakes?
Yes, it is from the perspective of weird parents that we provide errant children with a whipping education of love that is full of emotions and hates iron.
This is all for the benefit of those weirdos. If anyone doesn't believe it, you can come to the Z City Development Zone and experience the whipping of love from our Justice League. "
…
“That’s it for today’s program. I would like to thank Mr. Wu Ke, the founder of the Justice League, for being an invited guest to answer our questions and help us realize the good spirit of a heroic entrepreneur who is full of love for weirdos and full of responsibility for society.
Here, our program will also make a public service announcement for the Justice League, calling on all weirdos in society who want to return to normal life to go to the Z City Development Zone and receive free help from the Justice League.
Well, which one is better at reforming one's past? Let's look for the Justice League organization in the Z City Development Zone! "
The host shouted the slogan of the public service announcement, and for this slogan of the public service announcement, the Justice League invested 200 million to the TV station.
Yes, the advertising is free for public welfare, but the TV station is a bit outdated, but this is a donation that Wu Ke voluntarily sponsored to the TV station to renovate the TV station building.
"Isn't this a bit too much? It's not enough for us to catch evil weirdos in nearby cities for free, but we also have to advertise on TV to get weirdos to come to our place and fall into our trap?"
Saitama, who was sipping juice and watching the interview news advertisement replayed on TV, couldn't help but ask Wu Keqi, who was sitting on the boss's chair next to him.
"I'm not lying. For the weirdos who come to us, I always put them through labor reform with the attitude of letting them change their ways."
Wu Ke shrugged his shoulders and said.
"I am not opposed to helping weirdos who are small and evil but have a desire to reform and return to a normal society, but do we have to treat those weirdos who are big and evil?"
Saitama asked.
"Ha, of course this is impossible. It's just that the scenes on TV have to be more beautiful. As for the real situation, we can judge from our hearts how to deal with those treacherous and evil guys. "
Wu Ke casually said something about getting rid of it after using it. Saitama was stunned for a moment. This kind of behavior of selling to others and asking others to help count the money really gave him a weird feeling. As if they are the real evil villains.
"Why do I think we are more like the bad guys?"
Saitama speaks directly.
"The reason why some bad guys can bully good people is because they are bad. If we want to bully those bad guys to make decisions for the good guys, we must be worse than those bad guys."
Wu Ke explained.
"This is my experience as a messenger of justice for many years. I know you won't like these things, so just leave these things to me."
If you are just a hero, you cannot be a messenger of justice.
But if there are heroes, the messengers of justice can be even more powerful.
But the only problem lies in the trust between the hero and the messenger of justice.
"Are you willing to believe me?"
Wu Ke didn't deceive Qi Yu, but he didn't know what the other party was thinking, so he asked directly.
If Saitama's answer is negative, then Wu Ke will have to reflect on his own behavior.
Hearing this, Saitama scratched his head. Ever since he became bald, he rarely used his brain.
Rather than using his brain to judge whether a person is good or bad, he prefers to use his own intuition to judge.
Therefore, when faced with this question worth pondering, Saitama just finished sucking the juice in his hand, threw the shriveled juice box into the trash can next to him with a hollow shot, and then calmly gave his answer.
"Well, you are a good person, I believe you."
Just at this moment, there was a roar and there was some movement outside.
