"So, do you still want to have a father-son game with our dad?"
asked the second sister.
"Why not, the more important he is to mothers, the more I have to fight him."
Wu Fan replied.
"Sister, brother, what's wrong with your eyes?"
The younger sister suddenly interjected and asked.
Just now, her sister and brother looked at each other in the eyes.
Blinking, it's like playing Morse code.
"It's nothing, just my eyes suddenly became dry."
Wu Fan said.
"Ah, my eyelashes just slipped under my eyelids."
Wu Lala also said.
"I see, brother, do you want me to help you get angry?"
asked the younger sister who was less socially anxious at home.
"No."
Wu Fan refused.
"elder sister……"
"Neither do I."
Before the younger sister could finish speaking, Wu Lala also waved her hand quickly.
"What do you two mean? Are you whispering with your eyes?"
Tallulah narrowed her eyes and looked at the two of them. Among the four children, her second daughter and Sakura's youngest son were more thoughtful. However, at this age, the two of them were already a little unpredictable. They always felt He hides secrets that he doesn't want adults to know.
"No, I just think mothers can go back to their rooms and sleep for a while."
Wu Fan said.
"Yes, Mom, lack of sleep is the natural enemy of a woman's beauty."
Wu Lala also said.
"I agree, especially for older women!"
As soon as the words fell, the next moment, the sound of gasping for air could be heard.
Wu Fan, Wu Lala, and even Wu Huihui all subconsciously backed away from the eldest sister who said this.
"Lulu, you should tell your mother which women are getting older?!"
Tallulah looked at her eldest daughter and said with gritted teeth.
Her right hand had already used the Grip of Eternity, grabbing the head of the girl who realized her mistake and wanted to escape but could not escape the clutches of her own mother.
Tallulah began to exert herself. Although she had not been a combatant for many years, she also exercised regularly.
Apart from anything else, she could still pinch the head of her biological eldest daughter.
"Mom, please be merciful, I am your only eldest daughter.
The ancients said that tigers are not poisonous enough to eat their seeds.
Now the daughter also has something to say. A loving mother will never kill her eldest daughter with her bare hands! "
Feeling the strength of her mother's hands, Wu Lulu said quickly.
"Where did you learn all these dirty words?"
Tallulah had some dark lines on her face.
A tiger is poisonous but does not eat its seeds. Is this a hint that she is a tigress?
Moreover, he still thinks that her dragon horns and tail are fake?
"On the Internet."
Wu Lulu weakly answered her mother's question.
"Then does the Internet teach you how to respect your mother?"
"have."
"Say, don't blame your mother and me for not giving you this chance!"
Tallulah's eyes were dangerous, while Wu Lulu was enlightened and began to think sharply.
"Oh, my dear mother, you are so beautiful.
The passage of time has not brought you any wrinkles, but the years have deposited an unparalleled temperament for you.
You are the blue sky that our children look up to, and you are the brightest star in the sky after night falls...
Eighteen years old, forever eighteen years old, if possible, I would like to call you sister..."
"Hiss~"
The sound of gasping for cold air sounded one after another.
[Sister, turn it up! 】
Wu Fan and others all had goosebumps.
"stop!"
Even Tallulah, who was involved, couldn't stand the disgusting words spoken by her eldest daughter.
"But I'm not finished yet..."
"Pa~"
A crisp sound interrupted the girl's words.
Wu Lulu covered her buttocks and looked a little aggrievedly at her own mother who was spanking her.
"You just need to remember that your mothers will always be young and beautiful, that's enough.
As for other things that are too disgusting, I feel embarrassed to say them.
And when I feel embarrassed, I can't help but want to hit you.
So, do you understand? "
Tallulah asked.
"I understand, I won't speak anymore."
Wu Lulu nodded like garlic.
Only then did Tallulah let the eldest daughter go.
"The relationship between you and your daughter is so good!"
Wu Ke came out of the room and said with a smile when he saw the scene just now.
Tallulah rolled her eyes at him: "Your good daughter just thought of us as elderly women. Hey, we are also old and yellow."
"Speaking of nonsense, none of you are old and yellow, and even if you are really old and yellow, as long as I like you, that's all right?!"
Wu Ke hugged Talulah from behind, and then pulled Ying and Chen, who had subtle expressions next to them, to hug all three wives. Li Xunhuan + You Are All My Wings famous scene PLUS version ——Three-winged angel.
Wu Fan, Wu Lulu, Wu Lala, Wu Huihui, Wu Ke and the four children of his three wives all showed this expression: (°д°)
At this moment, when an old song "Bingy Rain" plays:
The cold ice rain (their parents’ dog food) slapped randomly on the faces (their children).
The warm tears (the scene where their parents show their affection) are mixed with the cold rain (dog food).
The color (dog food) in front of me was suddenly covered up by (putting it into my mouth) (I couldn't spit it out, I had to swallow it).
…
"I feel a little uncomfortable, that's our mother!"
The eldest sister spoke out everyone's thoughts.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Before we were your mothers, we were your father's wives first."
Tallulah rolled her eyes at her eldest daughter.
"Don't worry, mothers love you too."
Sakura said with a smile.
"Um."
Chen nodded, looking serious.
"..."
However, even so, the four children's feeling of psychological congestion did not get better.
It's one thing to know it but not see it, but it's another thing to see it with your own eyes.
This feeling is like their favorite thing was suddenly taken away by someone else (a strange father). Fortunately, they have grown up, otherwise one of them would have to cry, like the youngest among them. younger sister.
[Isn’t this a kind of tauren? 】
Wu Lala thought to herself and poked her little brother.
After the other party looks over, he signals with his eyes.
[Brother, I support you in confronting our abominable father and engaging in a laugh-out-loud game between father and son! 】
Wu Fan: "..."
In the afternoon, Wu Ke, who was showing affection with his three wives in front of his children, had his ears twisted by his own mother.
Mother Wu educated her son without any politeness at all, while Father Wu looked at his son with a helpless expression.
As for Wu Fan, Wu Lulu and other grandchildren, their favorability towards Mother Wu, their own grandmother, has been further improved as a result.
Humph, the hateful dad who dared to show affection to their beloved mothers and adults in front of them, he was taught a lesson by his grandma.
Grandma is mighty, grandma is domineering, grandma is mighty and domineering
…
"The mother of the child, the grandchildren are all here, so we can save some face for our son."
Father Wu saw that the heat was almost done, and then he spoke.
"If you dare not go home for ten years, what kind of dignity does this brat have?"
Having said that, Mother Wu still let go of her hand.
"This time, just for your father's sake..."
In this regard, what else could Wu Ke say, other than to quickly thank his mother for the compliment, and then thank his father for interceding.
"My wife still loves me."
Father Wu said.
"Damn it, if I don't love you, who will?"
Mother Wu responded.
Wu Ke, who was left alone: "..."
God's way is reincarnation, parents show affection, who can be spared?
Four children: "..."
Inside, it’s a situation where a prairie dog screams.
The dog food he was fed was actually able to give him a super boost after a generation. It was a blessing!
[Grandfather and grandson bureau? 】
The second sister poked her little brother again, but received a blank look from him.
[The reason why I want to have a father-son game with our dad is not because he is affectionate and affectionate with our mother, but because he is homeless, understand? 】
[Okay, then when will you and our dad start your father-son game? 】
Wu Fan thought for a while and gave his second sister a definite answer with his eyes.
[I will ask in the evening. If he is free tomorrow, then tomorrow. If he is not free, then as soon as possible! 】
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That night, the Wu Ke family, except for Wu Lili, were three generations under the same roof, and they all gathered around a large round table to eat hot pot.
After the meal, Wu Ke, who was going to help clean up, was approached by his son.
"You want to ask me about combat skills?"
Wu Ke was a little stunned. Because of his mother, the education of these children in these years was biased towards the conditions of ordinary people in this world.
Obviously, Mother Wu does not want to see her grandchildren embark on a heroic path similar to her husband and foolish son one day in the future.
Night watchman, justice messenger, SB or SD, these heroic professions sound very noble and beautiful, but in the eyes of Mother Wu, there is nothing good about them.
Just because that might put her cherished family, husband and son in danger, so after Wu's mother knew the truth about her husband and son and could not stop her son's choice, she was very concerned about this.
"What's wrong with this?"
Wu Fan lowered his voice.
"Your grandma..."
Wu Ke was interrupted before he could finish his words.
"I know grandma doesn't like the fact that I know how to fight, but I'm still interested in fighting. So, dad, after knowing this situation, you will oppose me and prevent me from learning about fighting. Knowledge?"
Wu Fan asked.
"As long as you don't want to be a bad guy, I don't intend to interfere with your interests and hobbies, or even what kind of person you want to be in the future."
Wu Ke shook his head and said.
Hearing this, Wu Fan was a little silent. After a while, he said, "Are you free tomorrow?"
"have."
"Can you guide me?"
"Can."
"Not at home, don't tell the mothers, or anyone else?"
Wu Ke thought for a while, and although his son's request was a bit strange, he still agreed.
"How about making an appointment at six o'clock tomorrow morning?"
"good."
"Well, I have one more request."
The son looked at him seriously.
"What request?"
"It's nothing, I just hope that you can restrain yourself tonight and not torment the mothers too much."
Wu Ke: "..."
Is that a torment for you?
It was obviously his wives who were asking for the public food he had accumulated over the years.
And although they are made very tired by themselves every time, are they not satisfied every time?
Wu Ke had a lot to say in his heart, but it was not suitable to say it in front of his son, so he could only agree.
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"Where are you going?"
"My son asked me to accompany him last night and go out to exercise this morning."
"I see. No wonder he let us sleep just a few times last night."
"Brother Wu Ke, today I am spending time with my son as a father. Please find time to spend time with us another day."
"good."
Early the next morning, some conversations between Wu Ke and his three wives came from the master bedroom.
After the conversation, each of the three was given a good morning kiss, and Wu Ke went out.
Outside, my son, dressed in sportswear, had been waiting.
Among the twin daughters, his second daughter Lala is also by his son's side.
"Second sister, she wants to go with us, is that okay?"
the son asked.
"Aren't the others going?"
Wu Ke was a little strange.
"The eldest sister likes to sleep in, and the younger sister has a more regular schedule, but she can't get up at this time."
After listening to his son's explanation, Wu Ke felt a little pity that the four children were not going out together, but having a second daughter was also an unexpected surprise.
"Where do you want to go?"
Wu Ke asked when they got outside.
"It's best to go to a relatively large place with no people around."
said the son.
"For example, an uninhabited island or something like that."
The second daughter added next to her.
Wu Ke originally wanted to tell his son that there was no need to go to that kind of place to teach the opponent's fighting skills, but seeing that both his second daughter and son were a little insistent, he did not refuse.
Anyway, it's not too troublesome to find an uninhabited island. Now my perception range has long been able to easily cover the small planet under my feet.
"Wuhu, taking off, is a familiar feeling!"
Amid the exclamations of his second daughter, Wu Ke used telekinesis to take the two of them to heaven.
In order to give the two of them a sense of experience, Wu Ke also specially lowered the flying speed.
By the time we landed and arrived at the uninhabited island, half an hour had passed.
"I feel like your plan to have a laugh with dad today seems to be in vain."
Wu Lala said.
Her face was slightly flushed by the wind, and it was so cute.
"A kind father and a filial son?"
When Wu Ke heard the keyword, he first looked at his second daughter, and then at his son, feeling somewhat moved.
"How could this fail? I will be a kind father, and if you have this idea, it means that you are also filial children. Well, Dad, I am very happy."
Wu Fan: "..."
"Dad, you misunderstood. The word "father is kind and son is filial" here does not mean that the father is kind and the children are filial. It means that your father was beaten until he resigned, and the brother who beat you laughed."
"Eh?"
"Your good son, the little brother of our family, had such a wish five years ago. He would beat you up and make you unemployed, so that you could have time to go home and see your mothers..."
