"I think I have the best say on this issue."
The eldest sister regained her energy and said.
"Why do you have the right to speak?"
The second sister looked at her in confusion.
The four brothers and sisters in their family are all the same, they are both familiar and yet unfamiliar with their father.
Strangeness is because the other person has been away from home for a long time.
Familiarity is the childhood story that accompanied them when they grew up, including the story about their three biological mothers and their own father's acquaintance and encounter.
Of course, it mainly belongs to Auntie and Yingma.
As for my mother-in-law, she is relatively taciturn.
In Ying's mother's words, the reason why she told them these stories was to let them know that she had a biological father.
And the other party was working outside because of some serious business and couldn't come back, but he asked them not to forget about each other or get separated just because they haven't seen each other for too long.
Of course, when they were little, they would lie on the laps of several biological mothers and listen to these stories with great interest. Later, their ears became calloused. Even if they were asked to recite them backwards, it would be fine. It has entered a period of burnout and there is no sense of freshness.
"As the saying goes, father is like daughter, so our dad will definitely be like me. If something like this happens, he will climb out of the window and jump out to beat the other person, and he will not stop until the other person's nose is bruised and his face is swollen!"
The eldest sister had an inexplicable sense of confidence. She waved her fists as she spoke, and made a sounding sound in her mouth.
"Wait a minute, where does the father resemble the daughter? Doesn't it mean that the daughter resembles the mother and the son resembles the father?
How come when it comes to your mouth, our dad seems to have turned into a reckless man who is similar to you and can only shake his fists? "
Wu Lala rolled her eyes at her twin sister. She had always had a sense of intellectual superiority towards this tomboy sister who looked the same as herself.
"What do you mean by being reckless? Do you look down on our mother Ying? She was snatched away from a bad old man who knew how to control insects by our father with a pair of iron fists. Then he secretly agreed to it, and then nothing happened. Thinking of repaying it, you finally gave yourself to me?!"
"You only remember the dad in Yingma's story, but what about the dad in my mom's story? He has a brain. Did you eat his brain?"
"I don't like eating brains."
"Who is discussing this with you?!"
"Oh, it seems so."
The eldest sister scratched her head, looking not very smart, but insisted.
"But if our dad is here and encounters something like this, his fists are much harder than the rest of us, so why do we need to use our brains?"
Hearing this, the second sister couldn't hold herself any longer, and a tic-tac-toe seemed to pop up on ***'s forehead. She said angrily, "The violence of a reckless man is by no means the solution to the problem."
The eldest sister blinked, but then answered: "But it's the easiest way to solve the problem, isn't it?"
The second sister couldn't refute, so she could only say something else: "Wouldn't it be good to arrest the person, torture him, and give him the deepest psychological shadow?"
The eldest sister shrugged: "This is quite troublesome. Our dad, like me, would never do this."
"Where do you get your confidence?"
"Just because I'm the oldest child in the family."
"Who knows if I crawled out first, stinky sister!"
"You scheming devil!"
"What, you said I'm scheming? You damn manly bitch!"
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Ah, here it comes again, whenever the two sisters quarrel, it always comes down to the issue of who is older and who is younger.
He looked at the eldest and second sisters who were fighting, and then looked at the little sister next to him who wanted to break up the fight, but was helpless.
A helpless expression appeared on Wu Fan's face. He took a deep breath and stepped forward, inserting himself between the two sisters.
"That's enough for you. They all came out of the same mother's belly. Does size really matter?"
"Of course it's important, this
It’s the dignity (of being a sister)! "
The eldest sister and the second sister said in unison.
"Okay, then if you continue to argue, my little sister and I will get out of the car and go to grandma's house."
Pulling the submissive little girl out from between the two powerful sisters, Wu Fan took her out of the car.
"Eh?!" 2
While the twin sisters were quarreling, the bus drove to a bus stop near their grandmother's house.
Wu Lulu and Wu Lala looked at their brother and sister who had already stepped out of the car. They didn't want to continue arguing, but they quickly ran out of the car.
The bus drove away, and the eldest sister and the second sister stood on both sides like the two generals having a cold war, one on the left and the other on the right, but they paid no attention to anyone.
Wu Fan sighed and asked his younger sister to follow him, while he stepped forward to coax the two older sisters who were competing with each other.
"Okay, sisters, we have to go to grandma's house early. If we miss the meal time, we will be hungry tonight."
Of course, being hungry is a lie. Mother Wu would rather starve herself than let her grandchildren go hungry.
But this didn't give the two immature sisters a chance to reconcile. Wu Fan did forcefully pull them forward.
And the relationship between the two gradually warmed up under the tugging of their brother. By the time they arrived at the door of their hometown, they had returned to their normal state, but they were talking imaginatively. Grandma knew that they were coming over tonight. After having a good meal, they will be given some topics to talk about.
When it comes to eating, the eldest sister and the second sister live up to their name as twins. Compared with their completely opposite personalities, their tastes are highly consistent.
"Ding Dong~"
The doorbell rang, and soon there were footsteps approaching from inside.
"Hello grandpa!"
After the door opened, the four people shouted in unison.
"Hey, kids, why are you all here?"
The person who opened the door was Wu's father. He was wearing casual clothes and a pair of slippers. Without the pressure of the governor, he had resumed his two-person world with his wife in recent years, but he had somewhat restored the heroic appearance of his youth. , at least, he no longer looks like the middle-aged office worker who clocked in and clocked in from nine to five, but like a distinguished old man.
"We're here for a meal, grandpa."
Wu Fan said what he had to say directly.
"What's going on? Is there something wrong with your mother Ying?"
Father Wu felt a little strange.
Over the years, his daughter-in-law Ying's cooking skills have surpassed those of his family.
His grandchildren rarely come to eat with them.
"It's okay, grandpa, our dad is back!"
The eldest sister said a little carelessly.
"We are sensible, so we plan to leave a multi-person world for mothers and fathers without the interruption of children."
The second sister is indeed a careful and scheming person. In front of grandparents and other elders, she has always been the best at acting well-behaved.
"Is it okay to have some food, grandpa?"
The little sister is a soft and cute girl, with her soft and timid appearance, she can melt Father Wu's heart.
"Of course, you come here to eat, and it's too late for your grandma and I to be happy!"
Father Wu said and welcomed the four people in.
"Grandma, come out quickly. The children are coming to our house for dinner tonight!"
As he walked into the house with his four children, Wu's father shouted inside.
Soon, a vigorous figure ran out of the living room.
The eldest sister and the second sister stepped back and, like the younger sister, hid behind the little brother.
The next moment, Wu Fan, who was pushed in front by the three sisters, was hugged by the figure rushing towards him.
Their grandma is still as enthusiastic as before. When she holds her little brother's head and rubs it vigorously, people who don't know may think that someone is carrying out a breast murder.
"Hello grandma."
A dull voice with no fluctuation in tone came from Mother Wu's arms.
"Hello grandma."
The three girls hid behind and shouted cautiously.
In their family, if they talk about eldest mother Tallulah, she is the patriarch they fear.
Then, their grandmother, Mother Wu, is a person that even the second sister, including the second sister, is afraid of.
Of course, this fear is not real fear, but a situation caused by their grandmother showing an overly enthusiastic and doting attitude toward them.
In short, among the four siblings, only Wu Fan, the younger brother, could deal with grandma's enthusiastic attitude calmly.
As for the other sisters, they are a little unbearable. Although they are not worried about being killed by the granddaughter in their arms, they have grown so big, but no one wants to have their faces rubbed or hair touched by their own adults. Then you kiss, hug, and lift her up, right?
"Everything is fine, everything is fine, come on, let grandma give you a kiss."
Mother Wu, who still looks like a charming and beautiful woman, is like a female gangster, stamping her marks on the faces of her granddaughters and grandsons. The eldest sister and the second sister have expressions of rejection on their faces, but they are unable to do it. Resistance can only be like a cat, helplessly succumbing to the desire of the master who wants to masturbate, their own grandmother, and being treated wantonly and frivolously.
After being satisfied with her twin granddaughters, Wu's mother asked another question that was somewhat similar to Wu's father: "Why do you all come to grandma's house and want to eat here? Where’s Ying’s mother?”
"My mom was at home with the other two moms and our dad who came back. We didn't want to be light bulbs or dogs being fed dog food, so we came over to grandma's house."
Wu Fan answered directly.
"Oh, so that's what it's like!"
Grandma, who was smiling just now, now picked up the elastic rope used for yoga and pulled the rope tightly with both hands.
"Your father is back? Ah, my stupid son still has the courage to come back. After all these years, I thought he had died outside!?"
Wu Ke didn't come home for ten years, and Wu's mother became very angry.
And the reason for this is that she invested the love she once had for Wu Ke, a silly son, into the grandchildren of the next generation.
Therefore, love has not disappeared, it has just been transferred. After the transfer, who will come to the silly son who does not go home?
The family status has been infinitely reduced. Anyway, in the eyes of today's mother Wu, Wu Ke is completely inferior to her precious grandchildren.
"Grandma, don't be angry. We are a little hungry. Is there anything to eat?"
Wu Fan changed the topic.
"Grandma is going to make you something to eat right now!"
Wu's mother returned to normal and instructed Wu's father to go to the supermarket to buy groceries and add a meal.
She put on her apron and got busy in the kitchen, making the dishes that she and Wu's father were going to eat tonight.
Wu Fan went over and wanted to help, but was directly rejected by Wu's mother as a grandmother.
Mother Wu also said:
What kind of kitchen do you, a manly man, go into and cook?
You should study more, take the civil service exam, and be a good family man who has an iron rice bowl and does safety work!
Unfortunately, Wu's father, who often helps in the kitchen and is also a civil servant, has already gone shopping for groceries.
Otherwise, you must shout here: My wife, 6!
Of course, if Wu Ke, who occasionally helped cook in the past, did unsafe jobs, and was not a good family man, was here, he would probably be like his father and call six crazy times for his mother!
And this is the love-transmitting treatment from husband, son, and grandson.
"Grandma, let me help."
However, when her granddaughter Huihui said she wanted to come over to help, Mother Wu did not refuse.
Unlike Chen's daughter-in-law, a famous movie star, this little granddaughter of ours is more like the Gu family's Yingying.
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I have been sensible since I was a child, even though I am a bit timid.
However, Wu’s mother has no doubt that she will become a good and qualified wife in the future.
Just, I don’t know which brat will get the better of him in the end.
And no matter which brat you can get away with, you can't get away with it anyway, like your stupid son who hasn't come home for ten years!
"Why don't we go help grandma? I feel like if our mother finds out, we will definitely be taught a lesson!"
Wu Lulu asked.
"I just need to go and help, and you are here watching TV. That's the best way to help."
Wu Lala glanced at the people around her, rolled up her sleeves, stood up and said.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
Wu Lulu frowned, feeling that something was not quite right.
"It's not interesting, it's just that the kitchen is small and can't accommodate many people."
Wu Lala rolled her eyes inwardly, but said this on the surface.
Well, this twin sister (actually the elder sister) is a bit reckless and has no idea of the number of letters between AC.
In the past, when Ying's mother taught them how to cook, they could make dark dishes like MSG salty cakes.
Even the simplest fried fish, this person can fry the fish into a crispy and crispy bitter biscuit. You can probably know what kind of genius this guy is in the kitchen.
In short, for the physical and mental health of my grandparents, and also for the sake of their food tonight, it is the best choice to prevent this guy from entering the kitchen.
After winking at her little brother, and receiving a knowing look in response, Wu Lala walked into the kitchen with confidence and went to help her grandma.
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When we arrived at the hotel, the dinner at Wu’s mother’s house was very sumptuous.
At home, I received a call from my son.
The other party told me that tonight, I would have dinner with my sister and sister at my grandma's house and also have to sleep.
I will never go home until tomorrow.
Sakura also quickly understood the subtext of her son's words.
Obviously, he knew about someone's return.
Sakura's face turned red and she spat at her mature and overly stable son, feeling bold.
Wearing only an apron, he went to the room and told the others the news.
"The children will stay at their grandparents' house tonight and they won't even go home."
Tallulah and Chen were stunned, and the three of them looked at each other.
"Who's going to cook together?"
Sakura asked.
Chen's face turned red.
Tallulah just adjusted her hair.
"Let's all go."
Chen didn't refuse and was pulled out together.
The dinner at Wu Ke's house tonight is also delicious.
The quality of the aprons is not very good, two are broken...
