My daughter-in-law has horns and a tail, and my son really mutated into a pervert who wears red underwear? Those are all empty. For an old mother who already wants to have a grandson, only the new life conceived in her daughter-in-law's slightly bulging belly is the most important.
Therefore, Mother Wu quickly abandoned her son, walked quickly to Tallulah, stretched out her hand to touch the young woman's belly, and after confirming that the touch was the real belly, a bright smile appeared on her face. smile.
"Xiaota, you are indeed a good and honest boy. You told your mother to prepare for pregnancy, and not long after, you got pregnant directly. It's not like my unjust son who worked so hard to raise him for so many years and ended up getting pregnant. Come and lie to me, an old mother.”
Wu Ke, who was regarded as the wronged son: "..."
"Wu Ke also just doesn't want you to worry too much about him."
Tallulah comforted her mother-in-law. To be honest, she felt the same way. If she hadn't known what Wu Ke did from the beginning and was determined to seduce him, she would have to face this kind of situation from time to time. She felt extremely resentful that her beloved husband left her and went to other worlds for the adventurous behavior of some strangers.
"I'm afraid that I'm worried. I don't see me as a mother in his eyes. As the saying goes, a son travels a thousand miles and a mother worries. He's still not my son. I, a mother, should worry about him. Is there a problem?"
Hearing Tallulah speak for her unjust son, Mother Wu became a little angry. Although she was almost a grandmother-level figure, she was still only half a hundred years old here, and she drank the potion of life. Yanran looks like a beautiful woman gritting her teeth, and has the charm of a mature woman.
"Xiaota, you know, what I hate most in my life are people who lie to me.
When I was young, this little bastard always used to wear red underwear and used the sheets at home as a cloak.
But I didn’t expect that when he grows up and I think he is a normal person, this bastard can still make me angry! "
Wu Ke was speechless.
Father Wu, standing behind him, after hearing what Mother Wu said, silently took out the tissue in his pocket and wiped the sweat that was gradually seeping out from his forehead.
Compared with his son's cheating behavior, his father's cheating behavior has lasted much longer, and he has already cheated two lives.
"Lily, what's wrong with you?"
Sakura's voice suddenly came from the side.
The girl being questioned, Wu Lili, was wiping the sweat from her forehead.
"Nothing, just a little hot."
Wu Lili replied that it seemed that her mother only scolded her brother, but because she was guilty of being a thief, she also felt ashamed of being accused.
"Is it hot?"
Sakura felt a little strange, in this season when she was about to wear a winter coat.
"Hey, Dad, why are you sweating too?"
At this time, Ying was surprised again when she saw the appearance of Wu's father.
"Well, I'm wearing a little too much, and I'm a little hot too."
Father Wu explained to Sakura while taking off his coat.
"Is that what it looks like?"
Sakura blinked, feeling a little confused. Her intuition told her that her father-in-law must have lied.
"Sakura, you're out too. Come on, let mom touch your belly."
Mother Wu pulled Talulah over and reached out to touch her second pregnant belly without any hesitation.
"Mom~"
Sakura screamed, her face slightly red, but she did not avoid Mother Wu's touch.
"Why isn't it much bigger?"
Mother Wu was a little confused.
"I got pregnant later than Sister Tallulah. The baby is smaller here, so it's not obvious."
Sakura explained.
"Wait, you didn't have a child together, but Xiaota had one before you?"
Mother Wu discovered the blind spot.
Wu Ke suddenly felt bad, and looked at him with a stern look from his old mother.
"Okay, I thought you came to inform me just after you found out that your wife was pregnant, but it turned out that you found out a long time before you came to inform me. Wu Ke, Wu Ke, is it your wings that are hard, or your mother's that I can't twist? Did you touch your ears?"
Mother Wu was so angry that she ran in front of her son and raised her hands to grab her son's ears. Wu Ke was so blessed that he immediately leaned over and cooperated with his mother's ear-pulling and screamed in pain, shouting that it was not intentional.
Chen followed his sister and watched this scene. He felt that his brother-in-law also had a side of pretending to be a grandson. The family was very warm. At the same time, he also inexplicably remembered that his sister came to him again in the afternoon and asked him for help. His face couldn't help but turn red. Got red.
Over there, Mother Wu grabbed her son's ear and vented her anger for a while, and then she gradually became relaxed and happy. However, she suddenly saw a different look on the face of the child next to her father and squinted her eyes.
"Today, the son I have raised for many years has confessed his secret to me, the mother. So, is there anyone in our family who has secrets that he has not told me?"
Mother Wu's eyes focused on Father Wu, but after hearing this, Father Wu's body trembled, and more sweat appeared on his forehead.
He could guarantee that fighting a ghost king for three hundred rounds would not be as stressful as facing his wife now.
"I'll leave it here. Today is our family's leniency day for confessions. If you have secrets, tell them secrets. I promise to give you leniency. But if I discover your secrets after today, don't blame me for being cold and ruthless. It’s unreasonable to make trouble, hum~”
With her cold eyebrows and pointed fingers, Mother Wu is like the possessed Hua Mulan in the popular costume TV series recently. She is giving crazy hints and beatings to her husband, forcing him to realize that he has a secret in his heart at a glance. Tell your secrets honestly as soon as possible.
After Wu's father went through some inner struggle, maybe it was because the world had changed so much that he no longer needed to fight, or maybe because the outrageous things his own son had experienced in the past, as Zhu Yuxian, played a role in throwing things aside. The function of jade bricks.
In short, Father Wu decided to be honest with his wife: "Kexin, in fact, I also have a secret that I have hidden from you for many years."
"Oh, since you've been hiding it from me for so many years, why are you telling me now?"
Mother Wu was well versed in the essence of fickleness, so she asked back without giving a good look.
"There will be leniency for those who confess, and there will be leniency for those who deceive. I don't want to hide it anymore."
Father Wu actively admitted his mistake.
"Hmph, you know what's going on, so tell me about yourself and what secrets you have."
[If you dare to tell me that you have another woman outside, then you are dead! 】
Mother Wu quietly glanced at her two daughters-in-law, but she was thinking with double standards in her heart.
"Actually, like my son, I am a person engaged in the profession of protecting the safety of the world."
Everyone present, including Wu Ke, was speechless.
In their eyes, Father Wu is an honest and honest office worker, the kind of man who will devote his life to contributing to the family.
Mother Wu said: "The child's father, do you think I am such a woman who can be easily deceived?"
"But everything I said is true."
Father Wu was a little panicked. He didn't expect that no one would believe him when he told the truth.
"Hey, tell me how you keep the world safe."
Mother Wu raised her eyebrows and asked.
"There are demons and monsters in this world, and I am a combatant in the country's special department. I have been secretly fighting against those demons and demons..."
Although the things they do are different, one thing that Wu's father has in common with his son is that he avoids the most important and minimizes the light. He only describes the work content of the night watchman and the town guard, and does not mention the work risks involved, such as a little If you are not careful, you may be killed by a ghost, or you may become a ghost yourself.
During this period, Tallulah listened thoughtfully. She had taken over the Masked Guardian Group, so she knew that this world did have such a group of extraordinary powers that had protected the human world and even now protects the human world.
Wu Ke, on the other hand, was confused when he heard this, because in his memory, there was no such thing as a world with strange beings such as monsters, monsters, and monsters.
Of course, this is closely related to the fact that the ghosts were either absorbed into the consciousness of evil thoughts before he saw them, or were cleared away by No. 1 like they were sweeping away garbage, or were recovered under the command of the Masked Guardian Group. relation.
Not to mention Tallulah, Ying, and Chen, three aboriginal women who do not belong to this world, anyway, after the Wu family listened to the head of the family, Father Wu, tell about his experiences as a night watchman and a town dweller, Everyone has a reaction.
The one with the most genuine reaction was Wu’s mother. She didn’t believe the outrageous things her husband said, but she said bluntly: “The story is very nice, but it is too outrageous. I don’t believe it.”
Father Wu opened his mouth, but before he could explain, he was interrupted by Mother Wu, who seemed to know what he wanted to say, but pointed at Wu Ke: "Although your son's story is also outrageous, he took us to heaven with him after all. , and although your story sounds more real, it doesn't show anything, and you want me to believe it?
Wu Di, do you think my mother’s IQ has become zero since she gave you two children? "
As soon as Mrs. Wu finished speaking, she heard a tearing sound, and then she saw her husband change like the Hulk, from an ordinary middle-aged office worker to a devilish muscular man, with knotted muscles. The muscles are looming under the tattered clothes...
"Now, motherfucker, do you believe me?"
Father Wu asked with a wry smile.
Mother Wu: "..."
It was as if a groundhog stood up in his heart, but at this moment it let out a piercing scream.
[It turns out that the one who was wronged was not only his own son, but also the man who had been sleeping with him for many years! 】
"Wu Di, you bastard, you have lied to me for so many years?!"
Mother Wu gave up on her son and turned to deal with her husband.
After venting for a while, he turned his eyes to this side again, and saw his somewhat taciturn daughter.
[Such a well-behaved daughter, although she has some orthopedic ideas that are controlled by her brother, will never deceive her kind mother again, right? 】
Just as she was thinking this, Mother Wu heard her daughter's apology: "I'm sorry, Mom, I'm actually not a normal person."
As soon as he finished speaking, the grass on the ground was picked up by the invisible wizard's hand and floated around Wu Lili's body.
"The woman who came to our house to look for my brother and whom you regarded as your daughter-in-law was actually a very powerful witch. She accepted me as a student, but she led me to the path of an astral wizard. Of course, I am still a wizard now. Just be an apprentice..."
Wu Lili explained her abnormality concisely and concisely. Wu Ke felt a little enlightened. Wu's father's eyes widened, while the smile on Wu's mother's face gradually faded and she became a little confused. Her eyes were around He glanced around, finally ignoring the dragon girls who had returned to their true appearance, and settled on Sakura.
"Sakura, although I heard from my son that you are from another world, you must be a normal human being, right?"
Mother Wu asked with hope.
"Well, Mom, I am a magician in my own world. However, after coming to this world, there is no magic source here, but I am no longer allowed to perform magic, so I am indeed an ordinary person here. "
Sakura said seriously.
"That's good."
Mother Wu felt relieved.
"However, some of the ancient martial arts I learned in my own world can still be used in this world."
Sakura explained honestly and set an example.
"Drink~"
She suddenly shouted and stepped aside, causing the lawn in the yard to sink.
This kick, ten years of hard work, if only compared to fists and kicks, even four or five big men may not be able to match it.
Mother Wu looked at the footprints that made the lawn sink deeply, and then looked at the other family members around her who were like monsters and demons, showing special powers, and she suddenly fell into a deep contemplation.
After a while, Mrs. Wu started to laugh, and her smile was so intense that it made people feel numb: "I, Qin Kexin, am so virtuous and capable that I can have so many Wolong and Fengxia family members!"
When everyone in the family is unusual, the only normal person becomes the abnormal one. Mother Wu has realized who the real culprit in the family is!
"What an injustice, she turns out to be me!"
"Ah, Mom, are you okay? Don't be excited, don't be excited..."
People around came over quickly and supported the emotional mother Wu.
"I brought cooling oil. Master, please rub it on my mother."
A hand handed over the green bottle. Father Wu subconsciously took it and wiped it with his wife.
When I was about to say thank you, I realized that there was another familiar and strange person here.
"Is it you, Masked Guard No. 1!?"
Father Wu still has a deep memory of the terrifying existence that used absolute power to break his bones.
And when he became alert and planned to do something, he saw No. 1 grabbing Dier with his head, and apologized prostrately: "Ah, I didn't know the father of the mother body at the beginning, so I did some excessive things, but I still asked you to Can you forgive me."
Father Wu: "..."
His neck was a little stiff and he turned around, looking at his son, hoping that Wu Ke could give him an explanation.
Wu Ke: "..."
He was a little stunned by what he said, but then he thought of his father, who once broke his hand, and his face darkened.
"This is No. 1. It was made by me to be used as a substitute for me to enforce justice and maintain world peace when I am not in this world."
Wu Ke introduced with a dark face.
Hearing this, although Father Wu had some expectations, he was still dumbfounded. Now the dark side world has absolute authority over the secular world - the Masked Guard Group. Its behind the scenes has been studied by countless tactical experts from various countries. The mysterious existence - the supreme great mother body - is actually his son? !
That night, in the small courtyard of the Wu family, there was more than one person who had their world view shattered and was about to go crazy...
