The night view on the bank of Jiangcheng River is particularly beautiful, with a kind of peaceful beauty.
Although the residents who live here have long been accustomed to seeing these scenery, some young lovers have not yet.
But he would appear here at eighty or ninety o'clock, enjoying... the act of falling in love under the cover of night!
Holding hands, walking, snuggling together, and talking about love, the place with deep affection is the bloody place where dogs are slaughtered.
But tonight, a group of uninvited guests came from Dadong Qiaotou, disturbing the wild mandarin ducks who came here to fall in love and talk about everything.
"Brother Wu Ke, during your absence, I learned a lot of new knowledge, including not only oral and tongue pronunciation, but also making the bed and folding quilts and doing housework. In addition, I also learned good cooking skills from my brother's mother. Tomorrow I’ll cook it for you, okay?”
Sakura was very enthusiastic, but her posture was a little too expressive. She hugged Wu Ke's forearm and talked sweetly next to her.
“Making the bed, folding quilts, doing housework, and also being good at cooking?
Oh, these are all good skills.
Wu Ke, it seems that your sister Ying is ready to live independently. Isn't this really gratifying? !
As soon as possible, you can let her go out to live alone and live the life you want. This is really good, right, Miss Ying? ! "
Talulah walked on Wu Ke's left hand side, also holding the arm of the man next to her, but based on Sakura's words, she made a reply to encourage the girl to live independently.
"Sister Ta is just joking. Living independently requires a financial foundation. However, I have just arrived here and am still unfamiliar with the place, but I don't have the conditions to live independently.
As I only have one family member like Brother Wu Ke around me, I can only rely on Brother Wu Ke. However, I will do some things that I can do, such as washing and cooking, folding quilts and warming the bed. I can still do these things. OK "
"Well, you don't need to fold the quilt to warm the bed. I don't sleep much..."
Wu Ke tried to refuse, but before he could finish, he was interrupted by Tallulah.
"Yeah, your brother doesn't like to sleep. He just likes to bully me all night long, making me whine..."
Before Tallulah could finish her words, Chen from behind quickly covered her mouth.
"Sister, please take a look at your surroundings before you speak."
With the black line on Chen's face, how could some private matters be publicized in public?
"hiss……"
It's a pity that although Tallulah's mouth was covered, it was obviously too late. Although the more explicit content behind was not said, there are people around here who have a partner, how could they not understand? The rest of the words made everyone take a deep breath...
"Gudong~"
Among them, there was the sound of swallowing saliva.
Most of them were men who could clearly see Tallulah's appearance under the night light.
There are very few people who can refuse such a beautiful white-haired woman, but because of Tallulah's words, they were brutally treated by the female companion around them.
Are other people's girlfriends good-looking? Are they prettier than me? Do you want to be hacked...
Questions like the ones above that penetrated the soul were questioned by jealous women towards their male partners.
Sakura's face was dark, but she still managed to keep her expression, but she ignored Tallulah's words just now. She endured the sadness in her heart and continued to say to Wu Ke: "Since you don't need me to warm the bed and fold the quilt, then I'll make some delicious food." I can give this to Brother Wu Ke to eat, okay...?"
As if she had made a lot of effort to show off in front of her family, Yingbaba looked very pitiful.
Wu Ke didn't notice anything wrong with the atmosphere around him, so he nodded and agreed: "Why not, Sakura."
"Then let me have a taste of your craftsmanship, okay, sister Ying?"
After breaking away from her sister's covering her mouth, Tallulah poked her head out and asked Sakura for her opinion.
"Of course, if Sister Ta doesn't mind..."
Sakura wanted to refuse, but she felt like she was afraid of the other person.
Therefore, she just showed a somewhat forced smile, but nodded and agreed.
[Tomorrow, I will make you a spicy strawberry cake with chili oil, which will kill you...]
After leaving home, she took the initiative to communicate with Wu Ke and brought the topic to Sakura, who wanted to show off Tallu's face. However, she failed in the attack launched on the road.
Under the night view, on the river bank of Jiangcheng Lovers' Holy Land, some people who are not lovers come to learn theoretical knowledge. They believe that learning certain theoretical knowledge can help them get rid of singles. They are unscientific love academics and eaters of various dog food experiences. Looking at the backs of the three women and one man walking away in perfect harmony, I only felt that the back of the man sandwiched in the middle was so tall.
"Boss, that man is so powerful. Three beauties like models are surrounding him. He is simply a role model for us."
One person said, and other love scholars around him echoed.
These people were college students majoring in civil engineering at the nearby Jiangcheng University.
"I want to learn from him..."
"I want to become a disciple..."
"I want……"
"No, none of us can imitate that man."
The bespectacled student who was regarded as the boss and nicknamed [Dog King] spoke.
Everyone looked at the young man with a lot of pockmarks on his face.
"Listen to my detailed analysis. There are three types of men who can be surrounded by beauties of that level. One is rich, and those beauties are all gold diggers; the other is good-looking, and those beauties are all beautiful. Control; third, live well. Those beauties have experienced it, so they will never forget it.
Judging based on the above three points, I observed the man carefully. It’s hard to say whether he has money or not, but his appearance is definitely enough, and his figure is great, which is the standard golden ratio.
Judging from his expression, he looked calm and calm even when surrounded by three beauties. He was obviously a guy who had experienced strong winds and waves.
Therefore, he has at least two of the three points I analyzed. "
“Yan Gao, we can also see it intuitively.
But live well, boss, is this how you judged it? "
Someone couldn't help but ask.
“Taking your time means understanding a woman’s heart.
However, understanding a woman’s heart is at best a central air conditioner.
And to make women revolve around him, only the top Neptune can do it.
What is the top Aquaman?
Do you know about Japanese Cowherd Shop?
Those top cowherds who can comfort women are all masters in this area. "
"Ah, it turns out that living well is what it means!"
Everyone suddenly realized.
“The more I study women’s hearts, the more I understand men.”
The pockmarked young man pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a flash of light flashed through the lenses.
"So, with just one glance, I can tell that it is definitely not an existence that we can reach."
"Hey, why?"
"A top cowherd relies on talent, and you can't become a top cowherd with a backhand.
Do you think those of us who need to learn to escape being single have such a talent? "
Everyone was silent.
"Understood, applause!"
The sound of clapping rang out, and some passing couples cast strange glances at this group of people.
On the other side of Gu Ting, Wu Ke, who was regarded as a top cowherd, took Tallulah and the two girls back to the single apartment he rented.
Just after entering the door, after Wu Ke proposed to rest and sleep, the atmosphere that gradually relaxed in the second half of the journey immediately became serious. The problem before them was obvious, that is, the bed in the rented house was only enough. Sleeping for two people.
So, who sleeps on the sofa and who makes the floor?
After a moment of silence, Sakura spoke first.
"Sisters Tallulah and Chen Huijie have a close sisterly relationship. I am the youngest, so I think I should give up my bed to the two sisters."
Sakura's attitude was very humble, but except for Wu Ke, Tallulah and Chen didn't think that this girl with a strong sense of defense would be so simple.
As expected, they heard Ying continue to say: "Brother Wu Ke, your sleeping sofa is very big. Let me sleep on the sofa with you, or make the floor together."
"Well……"
Before Wu Ke could respond, Tallulah refused with a smile.
"How is this possible? The older one should let the younger one sleep on the bed. Sister Ying, you can continue to sleep. My sister Chen can sleep on the sofa.
As for the floor, let me fight with your brother Wu Ke. Anyway, it’s not like we have never slept on the floor together, and sometimes we even sleep on the floor specifically. Sometimes the hard ground makes me moan better... Well, it feels like! "
Chen manually silenced the sound, but Talulah's words still made Sakura's face darken. The girl looked at Wu Ke with resentful eyes, but she regretted why she didn't go with him to pick up the tower in front of her. Sister Lula (emphasis added, gritted teeth)...
But at this moment, a dark shadow emerged directly from the shadow of the rental balcony.
"Ah, respected mother body, your loyal and powerful assistant has brought you back what you need most now."
In this world, the only person in the world who can speak to Wu Ke in this tone is probably the number one dog licker in Tianzi. But he is carrying a long cardboard box with his arms on his chest like a servant. He stepped in from the balcony while still dressed.
"Who is this……"
Tallulah didn't know Number 1. Although she had seen Wu Ke's evil clone, it was obvious that the eloquent Number 1 was not comparable to the rigid clone.
"Oh, I am Number One, the mother's right-hand man who upholds justice in this world. By the way, I will also help deal with some life issues of the mother. Dear Mistress..."
"Pa~"
A pair of hands stretched out from beside her, and Sakura grabbed No. 1's helmet.
"No. 1, you're not very good at talking, so please don't talk too much. Please, okay?"
The girl's smile made Number One feel a little dangerous. He quickly shut up and made an OK gesture.
"I think this number one is very nice to talk to."
Tallulah giggled. The mistress' words from No. 1 surprised her, but they felt particularly pleasant to her ears.
"Are you right, Wu Ke?"
It's a pity that Tallulah shouldn't have asked Wu Ke.
"Well, Tallulah, I don't think what you said is quite right."
Wu Ke spoke directly and complained directly about the problem that when he created No. 1, the virtual personality he originally thought was very different from the current personality of No. 1, especially since the other party loves to use complimentary words. This is something that he is not very used to even now.
"Children will never develop as their parents think. This is the embodiment of a truly independent life with independent consciousness.
Dear mother body, I, No. 1, am an independent living entity created by you. Respecting you and complimenting you are all things that I think is right and should be done based on my independent consciousness.
Although you are uncomfortable with this, you have never stopped my personality from developing independently. I am deeply grateful for this, but please let me sing an adapted song here. "
No. 1 paused for a moment and then began to sing: "Oh, my parents gave me a lot but not much..."
"Pfft~"
Chen felt thirsty and poured a glass of water to drink. He was immediately choked by the tenor who was full of emotions and not bad at singing skills. The water he drank flowed out of his nose.
"stop!"
Wu Ke quickly raised his hand to stop.
"Uh, am I not good at singing, mother body?"
Number 1 looked over with some anxiety.
"No, No. 1, you sang very well, but I feel too ashamed. In the future, if you still want to sing, please sing according to the occasion."
Wu Ke resisted the urge to press his feet on the ground to really destroy the ground, covered his face, but said to No. 1.
Behind him, whether it was Tallulah, Chen, or Sakura, they looked at him and No. 1 with strange eyes.
Sakura, who was already familiar with No. 1, did not expect No. 1 to behave like this when facing Wu Ke.
Not to mention, the two sisters Tallulah and Chen who had just come to this world and met Number One for the first time.
"Okay, mother, I will sing to you solo in the future."
Number 1 looked at the three women, nodded seriously and said something.
The corners of Wu Ke's mouth twitched. He didn't really want to listen to No. 1's solo.
Number 1 didn't know what he was thinking, so he put down the big cardboard box behind him, picked up the knife and opened the box.
The soft bed with blue rims and elasticity was immediately placed next to the sofa.
There aren't enough beds to sleep in, is that a problem?
Obviously, as long as No. 1 is there, it's not a problem.
When Wu Ke was thinking about sleeping on the sofa or making a bed on the floor, He brought a bed.
"The high-end soft rubber bed is priced at 28,000 yuan. After I mentioned it to a friend, he gave it to me as a spare brand new mattress for my home. Oh, that is such a generous friend!"
Number One tells the truth.
"Ah sneeze~"
On the other side of Jiangcheng, in the mobile high-rise villa, Qiao Xiaoqin sneezed suddenly.
Obviously, she is the generous friend No. 1 mentioned.
"By the way, I also want a pure cotton sheet worth three thousand two hundred dollars."
Saying this, No. 1 helped make the bed.
Those skillful movements seemed to have been practiced countless times.
Obviously, even if Wu Ke needs someone else to make the quilt, No. 1 is enough.
Now, the Mask of Justice has spread to England.
However, No. 1 was inspired when he taught Sakura the language and saw her doing housework.
While teaching Sakura knowledge, commanding the Mask of Justice to carry out righteous actions, he also took the time to learn some butler knowledge at the best butler school in England.
It is also worth mentioning that Ying is proud to learn the home-style cooking skills from Wu’s mother more than a year ago, and is able to reproduce Wu’s various dishes, even better than others. Not an exaggeration.
"Masters...well, ladies and mothers, if you are interested in this, I am willing to provide you with three meals a day from now on."
Seeing Number One expressing his stance like this, all the girls were speechless.
"You just need to do the job I asked you to do, maintain world peace, and protect world justice."
Wu Ke rubbed his swollen temples and said to No. 1.
"Follow your orders, Matrix."
The figure of No. 1 slowly disappeared on the spot.
