"Miss Ying, let me introduce to you. This is Qiao Xiaoqin, a close sister I met online and a master of emotional theory. She is very capable and has helped me a lot. This time, regarding your identity, I But I asked her for help!"
It’s not that the Masked Guardian Group doesn’t have official channels for making ID documents, but if the ID is issued through the Masked Guardian Group, it will look too conspicuous.
Number 1 knows very well that the mother is in her own world and is a low-key person enjoying daily life.
Therefore, He adopted private channels.
Obviously, No. 1's emotional intelligence is much stronger than when he was first born.
And the biggest contributor to this improvement in emotional intelligence is undoubtedly the woman standing at the door of the villa in front of her.
Qiao Xiaoqin, a Bai Fumei who was saved by Wu Ke (Kamen Rider) in a car accident, also tried to transform from a fujoshi guide to a game to a supernatural game. As a result, she really encountered a ghost and was blocked at home by a ghost. In the end, Father Wu was passed by, and the UP owner of the game area reached out to save him.
And this guy, who is not sure whether he is unlucky or lucky, returned to his old profession after going around in circles, and continues to be a master of Internet emotional theory, and a warm-hearted and intimate sister who is willing to take the initiative to help strangers and give advice. .
However, I don’t know if this person is born to be in trouble. On the night when No. 1 posted a request for help, Qiao Xiaoqin also saw the No. 1 request for help. Just before [The grandson accidentally broke his grandfather’s hands, the What should I do?], he enthusiastically (and casually) gave the chicken soup advice of [If you know your mistakes, you can correct them, and you can do better] among the many joking 'suggestions'.
By chance, No. 1, who was serious about asking for help, flipped through the suggestions one by one, and saw Qiao Xiaoqin's speech just a dozen pages later.
Number 1 felt that the other party's reply made sense, so he directly added Qiao Xiaoqin as a friend and asked for help online on the Internet - this was the beginning of their relationship!
From that time when they asked for help and were asked for help, the two became friends. As long as they were not busy, they would not exclude each other and would take out their mobile phones to chat with each other.
No. 1 always talks about some of his own troubles, and Qiao Xiaoqin happens to be the one she works with (the owner of Fujo Girl Guide to Game UP), so she always provides help to No. 1.
Although she didn't reveal it, Bai Fumei, who is a royal sister and is very good at caring for others, does have the feeling of being in love with a younger brother character on the Internet. In addition, during the Spring Festival last year, she was My family is urging me to get married, but I can't help but have some thoughts in my heart.
Hi, this was mainly during the chat. Qiao Xiaoqin discovered that No. 1 was a relatively simple brother. What he said to her and some of his worries always had a naive and brilliant (unrealistic) color, but it was for her. A feeling of youth similar to that of the young White Prince (a character in an Otome guide game).
Therefore, Qiao Xiaoqin had some fantasies.
Although she has never seen the true face of No. 1, she has already understood the interesting soul of No. 1.
Qiao Xiaoqin feels that she is not a handsome person, and as long as Number One does not look miserable, even if she is ordinary, she can accept it.
In addition, her family is quite rich, so the actual financial situation of No. 1 is not a problem. At most, she, a rich and beautiful girl, will take care of her. I think her father, who only has one daughter, is also happy to see this kind of thing happen. .
As for the age issue with No. 1, isn’t there a saying that [female juniors hold gold bricks]? Qiao Xiaoqin, who is somewhat confident in her figure and appearance, and is also a master of Internet emotion theory, does not feel that she Can't compete with the young girls who may be around a cute little boy (Qiao Xiaoqin's number one identity)...
But after all calculations, Qiao Xiaoqin just didn't expect the person she thought she was dating online.
In reality, it would actually be an armored doll the size of a palm? !
[Wait a minute, this isn’t Number One, he wants to tease himself when he meets me for the first time, right? 】
Qiao Xiaoqin suddenly came up with this idea.
Then, this reasonable idea couldn't stop taking root in her mind.
"Last time, I threw the king of a small country into the desert. In fact, it was because of the master's..."
While he was introducing to Ying how powerful his online friends were and how helpful they were, Qiao Xiaoqin was suddenly grabbed in the hand by Qiao Xiaoqin.
"Hey, this doll is really exquisitely made. Is it a mechanical doll made by you yourself?"
Qiao Xiaoqin fiddled with the smaller one and asked Ying in front of her.
Number 1: “???”
Qiao Xiaoqin didn't wait for Ying's answer and continued to ask: "By the way, are you a real girl who can fake a voice, or are you just a real boy who likes to dress like women?"
cherry:"???"
Seeing that Ying didn't respond, Qiao Xiaoqin stepped forward and wanted to find out.
Then, only a snap was heard at the door of the villa.
Miss Qiao wanted to do something, but some girls were shocked by her actions.
Sakura was given a real over-the-shoulder throw, and her whole body was smashed to the ground.
"Oh, good..."
Miss Qiao, who was about to say "It hurts", paused.
However, she discovered that she actually did not feel the pain of being thrown to the ground.
"I was turned over so much, but I didn't feel any pain?"
"Nonsense, if I catch you, of course you won't feel the pain."
The small one in Qiao Xiaoqin's hand was saying.
And the evil thoughts, black mud, were released by No. 1 at some point, and were already wrapped under Qiao Xiaoqin's body.
Like a spring, it absorbs and offsets the potential energy of an over-the-shoulder fall.
Qiao Xiaoqin, who was aware of the mysterious situation that happened to her, was speechless when she once encountered a ghost and was hypnotized by the night watchman to remember.
"you you you……"
"What are you, you, I really don't know what you are doing. Didn't I send you a message last night, saying that I would come over here and ask you to help me make some ID documents? Why did you come over to meet me today, but you suddenly said to me Did the person who brought and asked for the ID card do anything about it?"
Number 1 complained a little, feeling that the real Qiao Xiaoqin seemed a little different from the close sister who often helped him a lot on the Internet.
"What is your relationship with SB Kamen Rider?"
Qiao Xiaoqin suddenly asked.
Her memory of ghosts and monsters has been blurred by the professional night watch.
But Qiao Xiaoqin had a deep memory of the SB Kamen Rider whom she had met, rescued from the scene of a car accident, and taken home on an empty road.
Hearing this, No. 1 was stunned, and subconsciously replied: "SB Kamen Rider is the predecessor of our Masked Guards. What happened?"
Qiao Xiaoqin took a deep breath, got up and said, "Yuan, it's so wonderful!"
Sakura: ⊙ω⊙……
[Is this... a love rival? ! 】
…
"So, the things you told me before are actually true?"
Once she accepted this world with mysterious powers and magical races, Qiao Xiaoqin felt a lot more relieved. Although she was somewhat shocked by the fact that No. 1 was not human, who said that the relationship between humans and non-humans was , can’t fall in love?
You must know that in many BL masterpieces, there are also types of non-human types. If there are people with such XP, it may be a better thing.
Although Qiao Xiaoqin is not passionate about this type of masterpiece, but...
After she entered the room, she quickly transformed back into her normal human size.
Well, the opponent is really handsome when he is fully armored!
Qiao Xiaoqin felt that for No. 1, she might be able to have this kind of XP.
"I don't need to lie to you. Having said that, did you always disbelieve my words and worries before?"
Number 1 asked in shock.
"It's nothing, I actually believe it psychologically, but you also know that I'm just an ordinary person..."
Qiao Xiaoqin showed off her superb strategic speaking skills and quickly calmed down Number 1, who was a little upset because of the person his friend turned out to be.
"So, this little girl is the one you are going to ask me to get an identity document for, right?"
Qiao Xiaoqin paused.
"Can I take the liberty to ask, who is she to you?"
she asked carefully.
"Miss Sakura, she is a girl brought here by my maternal body. I obey the mother's instructions and will be responsible for taking care of her temporarily."
"Huh~"
Qiao Xiaoqin breathed a sigh of relief.
[It turns out they are not love rivals! 】
Qiao Xiaoqin thought in her heart.
Sakura, who was watching her interaction with No. 1, had similar thoughts.
[It turns out that this person’s target is not Brother Wu Ke!
But it's just No. 1, brother Wu Ke's clone in this world...
Hey, wait, why does something feel wrong? ! 】
Sakura looked at No. 1 with a strange expression on her face.
[Although No. 1 is the clone of Brother Wu Ke, it feels more like a separate living entity, but...]
Before Ying, who felt a little awkward, could think of any specific explanation, Qiao Xiaoqin, who had finished asking No. 1, said to her: "Miss Ying, when applying for an identity document, you need to register some basic information. .”
Sakura understood this because Qiao Xiaoqin spoke to her in Japanese with an Osaka accent.
"First of all, your name..."
"Wu Ying."
"Then there's age..."
"eighteen."
"Place of birth..."
"Fuyuki City."
"Eh?"
"This has to be faked. There is no city called Fuyuki City in Japan in this world."
Number One said to Sakura first.
Then, he explained to Qiao Xiaoqin: "I forgot to tell you that Miss Ying is from another world!"
Qiao Xiaoqin: "..."
"Okay, this is actually a person from another world."
Having said that, the expression on his face was not too surprised.
Qiao Xiaoqin seems to be able to accept it very well, and now this somewhat extraordinary development is unfolding.
"Any questions?"
asked Number One.
"There is a problem. When I first heard you talk about the identity documents, I thought it was just a case of immigration and nationality transfer, but now it seems that it may involve forged identity information."
Qiao Xiaoqin rubbed her brow and said.
"Isn't this possible? If not, forget it. I'll think of other ways."
No. 1 doesn’t force others.
"It's not that I can't help it. Well, I'll make a call!"
After Qiao Xiaoqin said this, she took out her mobile phone and made a call.
"Uncle Li, it's me. This is what happened..."
. . . .
From the top law firm in Jiangzhou Province, a middle-aged man frowned as he listened to the description on the other end of the phone.
"Xiao Qin, although lawyers do not represent justice, I still deal with illegal crimes...
What, double the commission fee?
Uh, this...
Triple it? !
Okay, when do I need the certificate? The sooner the better?
Okay, no problem, we are professional in making certificates.
What, a crime?
No, we don't.
After all, Japan has no ID card.
We are just slightly there, creating some traces of someone's 'real' existence.
And this cannot be said to be an illegal crime..."
. . . .
"My dad recognized that the lawyer said no problem."
Qiao Xiaoqin, who spent half a luxury car, said to No. 1 with a smile.
"As expected of my friend, if you have any difficulties in the future, as long as I can help you on the 1st, I will definitely come to help you."
Number One gives a promise.
"No. 1, there is no need for you and me to be so alienated. We are all old friends."
Qiao Xiaoqin said this, and the scene changed in the next moment.
"By the way, there is a good movie being released in China, would you like to go and watch it with me?
In addition, I actually quite like the small armor model.
Can you send me a model of yourself like just now?
Well, I want something that can move, something that can accompany me through the night when I am lonely..."
Qiao Xiaoqin spoke Japanese with an Osaka accent.
Sakura, who understood what she was talking about, felt as if something had hit her face.
It turns out that it was a bold technique, and his ability to flirt with men was completely superior to his own!
"Is there a problem?"
And not only is he bold, but he is also careful and careful.
You can attack when you advance, you can defend when you retreat, but Qiao Xiaoqin is a master!
"What could be wrong with that?"
Number One said, taking off his own head.
"I'm going to give you a model that's just the right size for you to hold while you sleep through the long nights!"
To be honest, if the scene in front of her wasn't too hellish, Sakura would even think that this clone of Brother Wu Ke was also a master of extremely high emotional intelligence.
After receiving the winning number 1, Qiao Xiaoqin watched Ying Ying and the winning number 1 leave, and suddenly felt that this morning was magical.
Her outlook on life was shattered but it seemed that it was not broken. Her feelings for online love faded because of Mianji, but she seemed to have learned the true situation of No. 1 because of Mianji and wanted to have a fantasy love in reality. Such an impulsive feeling... It is much thicker.
After going upstairs, she carefully placed the No. 1 number, which would not start without calling, in the cabinet where various handicrafts were collected. Qiao Xiaoqin returned to her room and sat in front of the computer to start creating a new storytelling video. , but all I saw was the title of the video: [On the Internet, my boyfriend is not a person, and I seem to have awakened to a fetish...]
It’s a total headline-grabber, for people watching online who don’t know the truth!
. . . .
On the other side, when Sakura returned to the door of the rental house, she met a girl with twin tails.